valleycliffe June 21, 2018 Share June 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Gam2 said: Watching the two geniuses, Vicki and Ashley, flipping through paper after paper for 1/2 second per page trying to figure out who would send 200 boxes to Vicki’s office actually made me laugh out loud. Who the hell writes this stuff??!! a hack 8 Link to comment
UsernameFatigue June 23, 2018 Share June 23, 2018 The wardrobe people hit it out of the park today. The dresses some of the ladies were wearing at the engagement party were fabulous, particularly Sharon, Nikki and Victoria. MTS especially looked stunning, where she often wears dresses that do not flatter her at all. The flowered number suited her perfectly. 8 Link to comment
valleycliffe June 25, 2018 Share June 25, 2018 LOLOL neil tells turd the newspaper is going to do an expose on his health...apparently they have his medical records... they are in the park and nikki is quizzing him on his health, he says he's fine...she says christian deserves have him in his best health. then later while in vikki's office, he gets a text that the expose is online.... 3 of newmans' biggest clients are looking to bolt and question who is running newman's.. vyle and dummer went skinny dipping in the rooftop pool..it was closed but dummer had a key. i am hoping it is nick who leaked the medical records of turd...he did tell him it was war.. 7 Link to comment
NinjaPenguins June 25, 2018 Share June 25, 2018 GC Buzz presents... EXPOSED: The truth about Victor Newman’s health! Medical records obtained by our hackers have revealed shocking secrets about the Genoa City tycoon’s health. Investors are fleeing from anything Newman Enterprises-related as rumors of a power vacuum swirl. Newman Enterprises, known for its profound impact on the luxury urinal cake market, was thrown into uncertainty after founder Victor Newman suffered a stroke after missing security expert JT Hellstrom unplugged his therapeutic penis pump in the hospital. Newman had been recovering from a robust thrashing delivered by the aforementioned Hellstrom. Victor Newman and his PR flack, Neil Winters, have been telling the press a tale of the scrappy veteran fighter who successfully scratched and clawed his way back to full health in a matter of days. The CEO seemed invigorated by a recent custody battle with his son, Nicholas Newman, over grandson Christian. Alas, rumors of his good health have been greatly exaggerated. The truth will sound bizarre, but we assure our readers that this information was taken from legitimate medical records belonging to Victor Newman. Even the most mundane of personal details seems sensational when it comes to the businessman. For example, under the AGE field, the doctor has typed in Waiting on results of carbon dating. TBD. Somehow things got even stranger as we went deeper down the rabbit hole. What we discovered should alarm investors and perhaps lead to the mobilization of a small army of priests. References to a “cycle of rigor mortis” and “systemic necrosis” litter the record. While one might titter at the revelations contained in the medical term “micropenis,” one will quickly be sobered by “renal lampreys.” Bloodwork offered a fresh bounty of startling information, such as high cholesterol, elevated glucose levels, and blood samples that literally dissolved the test tubes meant to hold them. Newman’s medical history is a colorful, macabre tapestry woven from threads of tertiary syphilis, bubonic plague, smallpox, cholera, ebola, typhoid, tuberculosis, and crotch rot. Several surgeries are listed, most of them performed to remove silver bullets and wooden stakes from the upper torso. The least surprising aspect of Victor Newman’s medical records is the long list of psychological disorders. A recent medical evaluation reveals that Newman is still suffering the effects of his stroke, as well as mild decomposition and anal leakage. Our next health expose will answer a pressing question once and for all: Has Jabot CEO Billy Abbott had nostril enlargement surgery? You’ll be sucked in... 22 Link to comment
jewel21 June 26, 2018 Share June 26, 2018 Best thing I've read in awhile, Ninja <3 11 Link to comment
boes June 26, 2018 Share June 26, 2018 6 hours ago, NinjaPenguins said: GC Buzz presents... EXPOSED: The truth about Victor Newman’s health! Medical records obtained by our hackers have revealed shocking secrets about the Genoa City tycoon’s health. Investors are fleeing from anything Newman Enterprises-related as rumors of a power vacuum swirl. Newman Enterprises, known for its profound impact on the luxury urinal cake market, was thrown into uncertainty after founder Victor Newman suffered a stroke after missing security expert JT Hellstrom unplugged his therapeutic penis pump in the hospital. Newman had been recovering from a robust thrashing delivered by the aforementioned Hellstrom. Victor Newman and his PR flack, Neil Winters, have been telling the press a tale of the scrappy veteran fighter who successfully scratched and clawed his way back to full health in a matter of days. The CEO seemed invigorated by a recent custody battle with his son, Nicholas Newman, over grandson Christian. Alas, rumors of his good health have been greatly exaggerated. The truth will sound bizarre, but we assure our readers that this information was taken from legitimate medical records belonging to Victor Newman. Even the most mundane of personal details seems sensational when it comes to the businessman. For example, under the AGE field, the doctor has typed in Waiting on results of carbon dating. TBD. Somehow things got even stranger as we went deeper down the rabbit hole. What we discovered should alarm investors and perhaps lead to the mobilization of a small army of priests. References to a “cycle of rigor mortis” and “systemic necrosis” litter the record. While one might titter at the revelations contained in the medical term “micropenis,” one will quickly be sobered by “renal lampreys.” Bloodwork offered a fresh bounty of startling information, such as high cholesterol, elevated glucose levels, and blood samples that literally dissolved the test tubes meant to hold them. Newman’s medical history is a colorful, macabre tapestry woven from threads of tertiary syphilis, bubonic plague, smallpox, cholera, ebola, typhoid, tuberculosis, and crotch rot. Several surgeries are listed, most of them performed to remove silver bullets and wooden stakes from the upper torso. The least surprising aspect of Victor Newman’s medical records is the long list of psychological disorders. A recent medical evaluation reveals that Newman is still suffering the effects of his stroke, as well as mild decomposition and anal leakage. Our next health expose will answer a pressing question once and for all: Has Jabot CEO Billy Abbott had nostril enlargement surgery? You’ll be sucked in... ####DEAD#### and loving it!! Bravo!!! 10 Link to comment
pearlite June 26, 2018 Share June 26, 2018 Absolutely brill, NinjaP! That was indeed a humdinger of an episode, if your idea of a humdinger is an oral electric shock: Oh, Deities--Summer, the Bizniz Whiz! Skinnydipping in the rooftop pool because you're a product of privilege and entitlement! Mal's deft use of dramatic irony as Victor bullshits Nikki in front of JT's unquiet grave! [Nice pale green colour on MTS, though] Billy Buys a Boat! A JaBoat! Get it? Talk about Bizniz Whizzes! A party boat! [Is GhostOrangeDad rotating on a spit in hell?] Phyllis sports a bad version of Rita Hayworth's jaunty nautical ensemble from The Lady from Shanghai! 15 Link to comment
NinjaPenguins June 26, 2018 Share June 26, 2018 A Jaboat for a Jabroni sounds just right, pearlite. In fact, you expertly captured the flavor of the show in just a few sharp lines. 12 Link to comment
bannana June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 Okay, I just had to swing by, because today I actually watched today's CDN ep. I have been days/weeks behind till now. Because Summer tells Phyllis she is boring and becoming like Pricktoria, Phyllis sets up a seduction for Billy on the terrace, with the actual goal of harassing their neighbours with their exhibitionist nudity and sexy times, just cause. I guess if you are a CEO you really want that kind of publicity, right? But no post coital lovey dovey times for them, Summer texts him to come rescue her. She has lost $10,000 in a poker game and they won't let her leave without paying. He agrees to play for her and wins the money back and then realizes she lied, and could have paid by cheque or via an app. She then admits she blew her entire trust fund and begs him not to tell Phyllis. Seriously? Pricktor demands that Neil get him on the Hilary Hour live, tonight!, so he can show everyone he is not in poor health. Then, live on TV, he drops a glass of water, stumbles over his words, cannot remember simple key messages, and LOSES HIS SHIT COMPLETELY, SCREAMING DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA telling JT that he is waiting for him and he will take him out! Neil does nothing until it is too late and Vic looks concerned or constipated, I can never tell. I did like the new NE security guy. He looked credible. 17 Link to comment
valleycliffe June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 hopefully, nick has the show on dvd and will show to the idiot judge to get get his son back 8 Link to comment
miamama June 27, 2018 Share June 27, 2018 Good to see you @bannana! Also today marks the first day of July sweeps. lmao 11 Link to comment
boes June 28, 2018 Share June 28, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, bannana said: Okay, I just had to swing by, because today I actually watched today's CDN ep. I have been days/weeks behind till now. Because Summer tells Phyllis she is boring and becoming like Pricktoria, Phyllis sets up a seduction for Billy on the terrace, with the actual goal of harassing their neighbours with their exhibitionist nudity and sexy times, just cause. I guess if you are a CEO you really want that kind of publicity, right? But no post coital lovey dovey times for them, Summer texts him to come rescue her. She has lost $10,000 in a poker game and they won't let her leave without paying. He agrees to play for her and wins the money back and then realizes she lied, and could have paid by cheque or via an app. She then admits she blew her entire trust fund and begs him not to tell Phyllis. Seriously? Pricktor demands that Neil get him on the Hilary Hour live, tonight!, so he can show everyone he is not in poor health. Then, live on TV, he drops a glass of water, stumbles over his words, cannot remember simple key messages, and LOSES HIS SHIT COMPLETELY, SCREAMING DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA telling JT that he is waiting for him and he will take him out! Neil does nothing until it is too late and Vic looks concerned or constipated, I can never tell. I did like the new NE security guy. He looked credible. Thanks, Bannana, for this recap. It's above and beyond. Love on the Terrace now, is it? To annoy the neighbors? I guess just annoying the hell out of the viewers isn't enough anymore, eh? Next for our luvblergs... Attention, Walmart Shoppers! or... oh look, a THREE-WAY for Philly! wait, that locale is old hat for Phyllis... How does one lose a trust fund? Isn't a trust fund set up so you specifically CAN'T lose it all? Leave it to Dummer, brains of the family and to ButtBiscuit, Once and Future CEO of Jaboat. Who knew people played "Go Fish" for such high stakes? Victor loses his shit? And this is different from the usual because?? Maybe he peed his pants a little or had a spanx fart? Come on Mal, show us how it's done you auteur, you. Gee, it's so hard to believe Show has lost a million viewers with storylines like this, isn't it? Edited June 28, 2018 by boes 12 Link to comment
babyhouseman June 28, 2018 Share June 28, 2018 6 hours ago, bannana said: , Phyllis sets up a seduction for Billy on the terrace, with the actual goal of harassing their neighbours with their exhibitionist nudity and sexy times, just cause. I wish the neighbors had called the police. Paul and the Bug(who doesn't like Phyllis anyway) arrive and take them to jail. Put them in separate jail cells so they can't have sex with each other. 10 Link to comment
NinjaPenguins June 28, 2018 Share June 28, 2018 I don’t... I mean... okay. So Phyllis, in order to prove her numbnut kid wrong about what a snooze she is, decides she needs to let a batch o’ Buttbiscuit rise in her loaf pan for all the world to see. How is this not disturbing? Summer’s idea of sexay times is flowers in the attic with a garden gnome. Who cares what she thinks? It’s almost like Young has to go through the most tortured plot gymnastics in order to pretend that Billy and Phyllis don’t just rut like horny mountain goats and then radiate smug and stank about their dull diddling. Why no, Philly aren’t just fool’s gold for the ol’ spank bank; here’s an OBSTACLE in the form of Phyllis’s daughter taunting her mother into public acts of unholy sexual congress! Sure. And then Summer lures shrewd CEO Beely into gambling. Am I supposed to pity poor Buttbiscuit for being such an easily played gullible fuckwit? Fail. 14 Link to comment
peacheslatour June 28, 2018 Share June 28, 2018 13 hours ago, babyhouseman said: I wish the neighbors had called the police. Paul and the Bug(who doesn't like Phyllis anyway) arrive and take them to jail. Put them in separate jail cells so they can't have sex with each other. I have hated on the Bug for decades but damned if I wouldn't root like hell for her if she puts Monsternostril Von Doughybod and the Bag Of Antlers on the rack. 13 Link to comment
bannana June 29, 2018 Share June 29, 2018 on today's CDN, they get the footage of the guy who is doing this to Prick and NE. Abby, Prick, Drinki and Vic are all there watching the footage as it pauses on the guy, and it is clearly JT or a JT lookalike. Drinki looks stunned. Then in the previews for next week, the Fucked up Four discuss digging up his grave. Phyllis is insistent. And, they are having this convo in public at CL. But the best part was a scene of Drinki and Sharon looking out the window from Sharon's house screaming hysterically at what they see outside. It's awesome! SC and MTS play it as a straight up horror movie reaction scene! 15 Link to comment
Diane M July 2, 2018 Share July 2, 2018 What were the three women looking at on the US Monday show? Were the groundskeepers digging up the rose garden? 1 Link to comment
valleycliffe July 2, 2018 Share July 2, 2018 59 minutes ago, Diane M said: What were the three women looking at on the US Monday show? Were the groundskeepers digging up the rose garden? it's a piece if art constructed over where they buried jt. it has a plaque on it that says jill donated the piece in memory of katharine. nikki owns the park and didn't know anything about it. 5 Link to comment
boes July 2, 2018 Share July 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Gam2 said: How does Nikki own the park? 1 minute ago, peacheslatour said: Catherine left it to her, maybe? Didn't she buy it after the city was going to sell it to Victor to put up housing that Genoa City needs? 10 Link to comment
jewel21 July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 Nate came off as a dick. I'm not impressed with him yet. I would love to see Olivia, though. 2 Link to comment
Capricasix July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 I thought he handled Hilary pretty well - it drove her nuts that he didn’t have any idea who she was. 10 Link to comment
pearlite July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Capricasix said: I thought he handled Hilary pretty well - it drove her nuts that he didn’t have any idea who she was. Yup, before he opened his mouth, I was expecting the proverbial soapcake. But, because I really loathe the Hilary character, and to me, MM's playing her broad and right on the edge of summer camp, I loved his stoic refusal to kowtow to her less-than-subtle picking at him. 9 Link to comment
pearlite July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, jewel21 said: Nate came off as a dick. I'm not impressed with him yet. I would love to see Olivia, though. According to the Y&R trade agreement, until MM [Mississauga/TO] leaves, we can't have Olivia/Tonya Williams [Oshawa/TO]--that would upset the universe's checks and balances. Edited July 3, 2018 by pearlite 10 Link to comment
Gam2 July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 That whole business with Hillary/Nate today was written by a two year old. I thought Hillary had lost her damn mind pacing around and getting so crazed that the stranger next door didn’t know who she was. Who cares? 14 Link to comment
peacheslatour July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 31 minutes ago, Gam2 said: That whole business with Hillary/Nate today was written by a two year old. I thought Hillary had lost her damn mind pacing around and getting so crazed that the stranger next door didn’t know who she was. Who cares? I just saw that. It was great the way he blew her off. More, please. 6 Link to comment
PatsyandEddie July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 Philly are gross. They aren’t cute or adorable or funny. 16 Link to comment
Capricasix July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, PatsyandEddie said: Philly are gross. They aren’t cute or adorable or funny. “Happy birthday to me” *I apologize in advance* FUCK YOU BILLY AND FUCK YOU TOO MAL YOUNG *sorry* 14 Link to comment
valleycliffe July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 is today your birthday capricasix? if so, HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY... 2 Link to comment
HeatLifer July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 48 minutes ago, PatsyandEddie said: Philly are gross. They aren’t cute or adorable or funny. It's truly mind-blowing how much the couple hasn't progressed or evolved in the time they've been involved. They started with sex and they're still all sex. It's more than repetitive at this point. 12 Link to comment
Capricasix July 3, 2018 Share July 3, 2018 50 minutes ago, valleycliffe said: is today your birthday capricasix? if so, HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY... No ? that was one of Billy’s lines from today’s ep. But thank you! My birthday’s at the end of August 7 Link to comment
babyhouseman July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 Mal is British and is getting revenge on America for winning the Revolutionary War by having you celebrate not only July 4 but Buttbiscuit's birthday with Philly having elevator sex(how original). Surprisingly, they were not dressed up as Uncle Sam and Betsy Ross. 14 Link to comment
boes July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 6 hours ago, HeatLifer said: It's truly mind-blowing how much the couple hasn't progressed or evolved in the time they've been involved. They started with sex and they're still all sex. It's more than repetitive at this point. And yet, they're done, zipped up and finishing their post-coital cigarillo by the time the elevator opens on the third floor. Ohsosexy. 15 Link to comment
crosby777 July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 I thought Billy's happy birthday to me was hilarious. First time I have laughed out loud in ages. Otherwise the rest of this episode was such fucking crap. I had to ff most of it. Ridiculous writing. This show is tanking fast. Mal needs to go. 6 Link to comment
pearlite July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 9 hours ago, boes said: And yet, they're done, zipped up and finishing their post-coital cigarillo by the time the elevator opens on the third floor. Ohsosexy. And so fucking boring and overdone that I'm surprised other characters aren't commenting on it. That was right up there in the running for the worst episodes I've ever watched--a castor-oil massage: Phyllis and Heywood* at it again The sheer nauseating fucking awfulness of the fucking Ashby ensemble spouting fambly values and mixing up a vomitous cocktail of patriotism and smug self-satisfaction** The monotonous ennui and overacting involved in being forced to put up with the Hilary Hour in real time Abby [UO alert--you know I actually don't totally hate the character] doing a hats-and-horns patriotic seduction of Arturo [hey, Cuba's okay now, folks] as Lady Bountiful as Phyllis and Heywood have an elevator picnic--'cause nothing makes folks hornier than the stars and stripes, apparently*** Hilary's individual and deeply meaningful interviews with each and every [minus Cane's by-blow] member of the Ashby family--man, I was singing "Rule Britannia" and "Land of Hope and Glory," and starting to look around the house for a Union Jack Aaaand five is enough. It was also a struggle to watch MM try to pull a Joanie Crawford. Sweetie, you're never going to be Mildred or even own shares in PepsiCo. *High-school humour: "Heywood?" "Heywood who?" "Heywood Jablowme." Okay, it was a twofer there--a Ninja shout-out, and a chance to reminisce. **Speaking of fambly and marital purity, where's Sam or whatever he's called? Not that I care, but... ***Don't burn me at the stake, my American friends, please! For all I know, as a Canadian, patriotic stuff may be erotic once you hit Buffalo--it's not north of the border. 13 Link to comment
valleycliffe July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 hmmm, wonder if cane is a us citizen or if he just has a green card in order to work? 3 Link to comment
Toomuchsoap July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 "***Don't burn me at the stake, my American friends, please! For all I know, as a Canadian, patriotic stuff may be erotic once you hit Buffalo--it's not north of the border." Gotta say, since late last year, I've been wishing that I was born north of the border. The yearning has only intensified. 16 Link to comment
miamama July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 July 4th is Jack’s birthday!!!! OMFG is there nothing of Jack’s Mal won’t just hand to Billy??? Like wtf????? 13 Link to comment
Capricasix July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 (edited) Wasn’t Billy born in December? edit: the google says that he was born during the episode airing July 7, 1993 (show canon says that his birth year is 1979) Edited July 4, 2018 by Capricasix 1 Link to comment
NinjaPenguins July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 Phyllis is old enough to know better is all I can say. If my sense of patriotism hadn’t been beaten into a deep coma (stay away, Neil!) last November, Philly’s horny hijinks would have killed it daid anyway. Someone should run Cane up a flagpole by his underwear. What a self important wanker. Young has decided to send Hilary into the sunset without a single redeeming quality. His writing has absolutely trashed my enjoyment of the character. 12 Link to comment
boes July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 45 minutes ago, peacheslatour said: Exactly how old is Phyllis? Daniel was sorased to being born in 1988 when our dear Phyllis was supposed to be 20, so about 50. 8 Link to comment
peacheslatour July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 Just now, boes said: Daniel was sorased to being born in 1988 when our dear Phyllis was supposed to be 20, so about 50. Lily voice: Thenk you. 9 Link to comment
miamama July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Capricasix said: Wasn’t Billy born in December? edit: the google says that he was born during the episode airing July 7, 1993 (show canon says that his birth year is 1979) The thing with Billy is I have zero recollection of his birthday and July 4th being acknowledged together. Ever. Jack on the other hand has had it brought up repeatedly. It’s a small point I suppose but a thousand little cuts and this one PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH. Especially since Phyllis fake passed out drunk to avoid sleeping with her husband Jack on his birthday and then proceeded to fuck Billy. ? And it being Billy’s birthday added exactly NOTHING to this lame episode. Nobody but Mal thought Philly were romantic light hearted comedy. NOBODY. They were a trash affair with zero potential story once Jack found out. And here we are two years later with this gross boring fuckfest spiced up only by a reboot Summer who is inexplicably messing with Billy. So he gambled away Jaboat already? They introduced this stupid yacht last week and he’s already lost it???? How bad can this writing get???? Edited July 4, 2018 by miamama 15 Link to comment
peacheslatour July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 Why didn't Kneel have his god son and nephew at the big Winters/Ashby Family Fourth? 6 Link to comment
Capricasix July 4, 2018 Share July 4, 2018 (edited) Remember when we used to be able to listen to Global on FM radio? That’s how I remember Billy’s birth - on the radio ? Edited July 4, 2018 by Capricasix 4 Link to comment
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