90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[configdotsys]

No, Eric, you piece of shit, it’s not all right that you told your daughter to get her shit and get out. Go fuck yourself. I love how the people who usually say “What’s done is done,” are the assholes in the  situation. It wasn’t his fault how it went down? What? Was that not his voice on the phone?

The oldest daughter seems slow.

It’s all about you, Eric and your quest for love. Piece of shit. “It would mean a lot to me if you’d reconsider” going to the wedding. Yeah, Dad, it would mean a lot to your daughter if you reconsidered kicking here into the streets.

Olga is clueless. She acts like because he got the US visa that he “has to leave with Steven.” And what was last weeks, “He’s free to stay here, but...” shit all about? If Steven surprises her and says her visa is good to go, I'm going to call bullshit because no agency or whatever will discuss an application with some other person. If Olga saw no papers or "anything" about her visa then she didn't sign the application. Also, I would imagine there would be much paperwork that Olga would have to provide in order to apply for the visa. She saw none of that and then poof, it's here? I hope that doesn't happen but then that shows this is all bogus.

[HappyDancex2]

I am amazingly organized for the holidays this year!  It's a Christmas Miracle!!

No thanks Dr. Pimplepopper

[greekmom]

Are Kalani and Asuelo walking outside with bare feet??

That's gross.

[Lillith]

Ugh, I've lost my patience with these two dullards. 

 

ETA: I meant Kalani and Asuelu. I realize with this crop of geniuses I could have most almost all of them. The only ones who are not total dimwits are Olga and Fernanda. 

Edited December 24, 2018 by Lillith

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here comes the Kolonic shitshow. She’s such a victim, you know?

[HappyDancex2]

God I hate Kalani so much.  

[Eldemarge]

When I look at Aseulu, I just see a mechanical monkey playing little cymbals in his head.   I know that's mean, but I can't help it.

Edited December 24, 2018 by Eldemarge

[greekmom]

Kalani. You don't have clothes? Go into your closet or get something off the rack.

It's not the end of the world

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kolonic is so enthusiastic. She knows she’s making a horrible mistake.

[configdotsys]

OMG Kalani. I just can't with this bitch.

[Frozendiva]

Kalani, you do not have to marry Asuelu.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kalani is awful. And what is this blather about "if the rest of the family finds out you got me pregnant it would be so I'd have to marry you?" She makes no damn sense. She told her mother. Has she pinky sworn her to secrecy? 

[HappyDancex2]

Poor Asuelu still needs validation from her family.   He shouldn't give a shit but he does.  Sigh

[ALittleShelfish]

The entire Kalani/Asuelo scene just happened and I zoned out for every second of it.  I'm surprisingly fine with it.  I missed the last two episodes bc of travel, and I've lived to tell about it.  This is a weird feeling.

[Armchair Critic]

Jonathan's little brain thinking... if this doesn't work out can I transfer the boobies I paid for to another girl?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jonathan makes an appointment with a child psychologist to get someone to focus on Fernanda’s attachment issues.

[LilaFowler]

Fernanda behaved like an insane child over those 45 minutes. My God. Go home to your mother.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kolonic is so enthusiastic. She knows she’s making a horrible mistake.

She is just such an energy suck. Does this hag ever feel anything other than annoyance? No happiness, no enthusiasm, no joy, no nothing. Just eye rolling, yearning to sit with her sister and braid each other's hair, and toe curling embarrassment at her choice of mate. 

[HappyDancex2]

I'm over Fernanda.   It's so quaint that she wrote her boyfriend a note to pass to him before study hall.

[gonecrackers]

I'm tired of this Telemundo.  

Where's the "queen" & who is going to die today?

[ALittleShelfish]

Fernannnna went for a walk with her giant purse.  What does she keep in there?  Eyelashes and earrings? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jonathan has huge nostrils. I can never not see them now. They're like craters. 

[configdotsys]

The preview said Fernanda gives Jon a "devstating" letter. Drogo's write up says, "shocking letter." WTF was shocking or devastating about that?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Jonathan has huge nostrils. I can never not see them now. They're like craters. 

OH MY GOSH, you are right!!

[HappyDancex2]

I must be the only person who thinks Fernanda is fug.  He's blinded by her young body and Instagram hair and makeup....and the fact that she's foreign and exotic to him.  Hard to believe he can't find a whiny young American girl who is better looking.  Has he tried combing the college dorms in the South?  LOL

[Frozendiva]

Fernanda’s happiness is her responsibility. Jon cannot make her happy.

she has to realize she is marrying a man who does not have regular hours. He will not come back home at her call.

[Auntie Anxiety]

@configdotsys, shockingly ridiculous?

Debbie and Colt go to the same barber.

[LilaFowler]

So Fernanda really thinks that if she says/texts Jon that "I need you, come to home, now" he's going to do it? Bwahaha.

[configdotsys]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@configdotsys, shockingly ridiculous?

That must be it!

I can't pull up the description from the TLC site now because the episode is on, but I went there earlier this evening because I wanted to see if this was the finale and am positive that it said that Fernanda gives Jon a "devastating" letter. What horseshit. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

So Fernanda really thinks that if she says/texts Jon that "I need you, come to home, now" he's going to do it? Bwahaha.

+ boob

[configdotsys]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

So Fernanda really thinks that if she says/texts Jon that "I need you, come to home, now" he's going to do it? Bwahaha.

She's an idiot. A real estate broker is at the mercy of his or her clients. If a big fish can only see a property at 9 p.m., Jon's gotta be there with bells on. He better put his phone on silent at every after hours showing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jay is ready to get married. Ummm, okay.

[Lillith]

Jay can't even fake enthusiasm about his green card marriage. I'm not sure if that makes him the smartest, or stupidest person on the show. 

[LilaFowler]

That tuxedo is truly hideous. The marriage is doomed because of it.

[HappyDancex2]

Methinks Skinz Jr. isn't quite ready for the long haul.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jay. You are not being tied down forever. Two years and out, or I miss my guess.

[Eldemarge]

After Ashley and Jay have are all boned out in like 2 years, I'm wondering what exactly they have in common that will make them want to be together?  I just don't see it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe the glam squad can talk some sense into Trashley.

[Straycat80]

Jay is not acting very enthusiastic about getting married is he? I like his red suit though. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Budget Pnina dress. No surprises there. Cutouts. Classy. 

[gonecrackers]

These two look very, um, "Vegas".

[HappyDancex2]

Her ring looks like it came from a gumball machine.  As do her nails....

[Frozendiva]

Ashley, you are ignoring multiple red flags.

[Horrified]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jonathan has huge nostrils. I can never not see them now. They're like craters. 

Like that Waterpik commercial lady. She's all teeth and nostrils.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Trashley, this is what you wanted. Hope you’re happy. Jay is probably already doing the D with the receptionist.

[LilaFowler]

Jay knows he's on camera and is saying what he needs to say (then grinning devilishly, none of it is genuine).

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Amazing Grace? Hahaha

[HappyDancex2]

This is like Elvis singing at a funeral.  She looks so resigned.  Sheesh

[MrsChappy]

Amazing Grace for a wedding?

[Pepper Mostly]

That Elvis impersonator should be fired forthwith. He doesn't sound remotely like him.