S05.E02: Week 2: Part 1

[CindyBee]

3 minutes ago, leighdear said:

There's  an Angela?

Her hair is holding up well in the rain and humidity.  I'm jealous!

[saber5055]

Man, pretty much all of these junior high school boys can go home. Keep Jordan, Venmo, Kenny and Colton (out of spite) send the rest packing. Bring on a fresh bunch.

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I don't get it, is the only way Tia can talk to Colton is if they are on TV? If they were seriously interested in each other they would have talked after Becca's season and before Paradise.

The whole thing is so scripted. I wonder if Tia realizes it's making everyone hate her. No way would I want her around me IRL.

[Madding crowd]

And Tia was still staring at Colton when she was sitting with Chris. I don’t think you are a bad person if you don’t want to pair up for life on day one. Tia is reminding me if Ashley I when she was on this show.

[leighdear]

It's good that Krystal has abandoned that breathy, little girl voice.  She's still on my shit list, just not at the top anymore.  *LOL*

[saber5055]

I will say that Tia and Rage-a-holic Chris are a pretty good match. I dislike them both.

[Armchair Critic]

Spoiler

They gave it away that Colton is staying because they showed him reacting to seeing Becca in the previews

[leighdear]

• BiBi is such a shit-stirrer.  You gotta love it.  Make both of the losers miserable.  

[CindyBee]

Bibiana is such a great producer's pet!   She probably got a nice something extra in her paycheck

[In2You]

It's so hilarious when these folks cry after getting sent home

[saber5055]

Well, yeay for Bibiana. Right on script to keep the drah-ma. Meanwhile: Bye Wills. We're never going to get to know you. You and your great wardrobe and killer style. *sigh*

[ECM1231]

I like Wills but he did not seem to make much effort to get to know the women.

[saber5055]

Just now, In2You said:

It's so hilarious when these folks cry after getting sent home

I might start bawling too if my all-expense-paid vaca was cut short along with my 15 minutes of reality-teevee fame.

[CindyBee]

Poor Wills, we never saw him talk to anyone.   At least drunk Nick was part of the Goose gang.  

[Ohwell]

I'm not at all convinced that Wills is even interested in women.  I think he just wanted the tv exposure.

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, CindyBee said:

Poor Wills, we never saw him talk to anyone.   At least drunk Nick was part of the Goose gang.  

Wills is too normal for this franchise. I guess that's a good trade off to have, he probably actually has a life.

[Ohwell]

I dunno.  If Wills had that much of a life, he wouldn't have gone on BIP in the first place.   

[rlc]

Well Bibiana’s not gettin invited to the picnic.

[Ohwell]

Wait.  Kenny is sitting with Kendall.  I thought he was with Krystal?  I'm confused.

[Armchair Critic]

Here comes Becca.... get ready for some Colton drama

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Here comes Becca.... get ready for some Colton drama

And there's just enough time to leave it hanging to tomorrow night's 2 hour shit show.

[leighdear]

4 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Wait.  Kenny is sitting with Kendall.  I thought he was with Krystal?  I'm confused.

Just friends I think....Kenny's still hot for Krystal right now.  

[adhoc]

One of my favorite lines of the night was when Krystal said that she appreciated that Kenny, like her, had experienced ADVERSITY-- because, you know, the dreaded the two-on-one date.

Oh, the humanity!

[Armchair Critic]

How did Colton make it as a football player? Maybe this is sexist but I would think he would get his ass kicked the way he acts like such a sensitive flower.

[Ohwell]

7 minutes ago, leighdear said:

Just friends I think....Kenny's still hot for Krystal right now.  

Ok.

I want Kenny,

[leighdear]

Why does Colton assume he has to even see Becca?  

Well, because the producers will require it, of course.  Drahhhhhhhhmaaaaaa. 

Jeez, he's really piling the crap on.  You are NOT going to be the Bachelor Colton, stop auditioning!

[CindyBee]

Is Colton really having a meltdown!?!  

[Ohwell]

They're setting this doofus up to be the next Bachelor, aren't they?

[ECM1231]

Colton  auditioning really really hard to be our next Bachelor.

[saber5055]

Colton still has those eyes that don't match what his mouth is saying. I had forgotten how that bugs me. Translation: Makes me not believe anything he's saying.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Ohwell said:

They're setting this doofus up to be the next Bachelor, aren't they?

Ugh I am afraid so. I know Becca and Garret threw their support to Jason as the next Bachelor but this does seem like a set up to make Colton the Bachelor who finds love again after getting his heart broken by Becca.

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

They're setting this doofus up to be the next Bachelor, aren't they?

That's what it looks like.     Fleiss better cast 25 crazies to make me watch

[Armchair Critic]

I wonder if Colton will end up leaving early because he is not over Becca yet, thus setting the stage for him to be the next Bachelor.

[dizzyd]

Noooooo? Why can't TPTB get it that what they want is not what WE want! 

And how is David still there!

Edited August 14, 2018 by dizzyd

[Armchair Critic]

I predict if Colton is Bachelor it will be like Chris the Farmer's season, a guy with no personality.

[rlc]

HAVEN’T WE SEEN ENOUGH OF BECCA ALREADY?????????????

[CindyBee]

Who knew that Chicken David would be the one to console Colton

[saber5055]

I hate that Colton is getting the Bach edit. The fake Tia drama on Becca's season, causing him to be sent home, only to go to Paradise for more Tia drama, then Becca drama. Yeah, it's all scripted. 

God, now Tia's back on my screen. I can't stand her. Let's have another rose ceremony and send her ass away.

2 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Noooooo? Why can't TPTB get it that what they want is not what WE want! 

THIS! EXACTLY! Read here, show PAs. None of us want Colton as Bach.

[leighdear]

I refuse to believe they'll make a virgin the Bachelor.  There would be no need for 3 overnight dates in the fantasy suites.  They could just plop them down on a couch for 8 hours. 

Too much of the mystique and appeal is the "will they or won't they have sex".  

With Colton, it's completely off the table.  

And I doubt they'd put him on THREE shows in a row.  Nick got 2 with Paradise then as Bachelor, but Colton is not Nick.  

[saber5055]

Just now, CindyBee said:

Who knew that Chicken David would be the one to console Colton

That's the only good part of this sucky scripted part of this sucky scripted fakety fake show.

More Kenny Mexican wrestling please.

[Armchair Critic]

I called it! Colton will leave early because he's not over Becca... setting him up to be the next Bachelor. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[leighdear]

I've had my TV muted since Becca walked out. No way I can take another second of her.   

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I called it! Colton will leave early because he's not over Becca... setting him up to be the next Bachelor. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

STOP SAYING THAT!

[Ohwell]

I could've sworn there was a guy named Connor there.  Where is he?  Or is my brain addled from too much Bachelor franchise shit? 

[CindyBee]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

I could've sworn there was a guy named Connor there.  Where is he?  Or is my brain addled from too much Bachelor franchise shit? 

He's not there yet

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, leighdear said:

STOP SAYING THAT!

I don't want to jinx us, I hope that it's just me wildly speculating!

[Ohwell]

5 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

He's not there yet

Ahh ok, thanks

[Adeejay]

Why the eff is Becca there?  I can’t remember any of the other Bachelor/ettes visiting paradise.  Colton should leave.  They know he is still raw and are clearly using him for the drama. I liked how the guys from Becca’s season just basically ignored her. 

[saber5055]

Previews sucked. Becca is asking Colton if he's ready "for love"? Didn't we just go through an entire season of her asking that crap? Get off BIP Becca. Plus if Colton is REALLY still "in love" with you, he needs you to tell him you're engaged and in love with your new fiance? Not. The script she was given and the contract she signed is now portraying her as a cold-hearted bitch. Let's stab Colton in his broken heart ... which only can be mended by him becoming The Next New Bachelor!

Why do I watch this crap. It only took one episode to make me hate everyone on this show.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I liked how the guys from Becca’s season just basically ignored her.

I would too if I was somebody rejected, she is not a friend and why bother kissing her ass any more? 

[ChiMama]

1 hour ago, Stats Queen said:

David is revealing more about him than about Jordan, and it’s not pretty.

Didn’t David use that same “he’s just looking to settle” bs with Becca (I forget about who)? SUCH a heartwarming “feel good” for the girl he’s saying it to. Douche.

Edited August 14, 2018 by ChiMama

[CindyBee]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I would too if I was somebody rejected, she is not a friend and why bother kissing her ass any more? 

The only one she really talked to besides Colton was Chris and we all know how that ended.   Plus Kenny, Eric and Kevin haven't even met her so yeah, no one was happy to see her fake smiling self.  

Edited August 14, 2018 by CindyBee