S06.E18: Erica LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

God we've heard the "two apartments" story half a dozen times by now. We get it. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Ah ha! Fooled you!

This kitty is Prince Legolas of Mirkwood. Previously, I've posted pics of my other kitty, Nicodemus von Wittykitty.

It's the battle of the PTV Pounder Witty Kitties!

Badger is not amused.  HIs person is but cannot say so in front of him for fear of retribution. 

[peaceknit]

I'm thinking she's on Section 8. If you lose your Section 8 apt, you are shit out of luck and it will be a long time before you can get one again.

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

I think "enabler continues to en-abe" is funny.

That's my favorite. (Also, "loses 30 pound in one munt" and "doesn't lose 30 pound in one munt.")

I think "Hello, how y'all doing today" should be the free space, though.

Edited May 31, 2018 by ams1001

[Caoimhe]

Husband home from his trip so I can’t watch until later, too bad because I found Erica so very snark-worthy the first time!

[Frabbergasted]

What a delightful ray of sunshine she is.  Seriously, if I had to listen to Morbidly Obese Eeyore, I may be as bitchy as her sister is.  

Edited May 31, 2018 by Frabbergasted

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Frabbergasted said:

What a delightful ray of sunshine she is.  Seriously, if I had to listen to Morbidly Obese Eyeore, I may be as bitchy as her sister is.  

Oh what a perfect description!

[Guest]

"I left a lot of stuff here." 

Oh, you don't say.

[Pepper Mostly]

Where the hell does she live? A storage unit? 

[Miracle Maxie]

This looks like a Hoarders crossover just waiting to happen. 

[DC Gal in VA]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

@DC Gal in VA 661

Thanks Pepper Mostly! Sad that I can't see a major change from before.

[ams1001]

So get rid of the food!

I hear her on the clutter, though. It gets overwhelming.

*looks up while typing*

Okay, my place isn't nearly that bad.

[Pepper Mostly]

So guys, I'm not sure, but I have a sneaking suspicion that she's concerned about falling back in to her old habits. Am I way off base here? 

[Smoothcoat]

Get rid of the food YES!!

[QuinnInND]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where the hell does she live? A storage unit? 

What a pigpen. She's lived without all of that for 6 months. Just get a cleaning service and get rid of it. 

Toss the food! 

[ams1001]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So guys, I'm not sure, but I have a sneaking suspicion that she's concerned about falling back in to her old habits. Am I way off base here? 

I dunno. She might be scared.

[Miracle Maxie]

Isn’t the food likely to have gone bad after six months? Just toss it, already!

Edited May 31, 2018 by Miracle Maxie

[ams1001]

Just now, QuinnInND said:

What a pigpen. She's lived without all of that for 6 months. Just get a cleaning service and get rid of it. 

Toss the food! 

Call Matt Paxton!

[Guest]

ERICA IS SCARED! EVERYTHING IS HARD! 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's excited. Its palpable. 

[ams1001]

Wow, that almost sounded angry!

[QuinnInND]

Stop playing with the stuff! Dump it in the box and get rid of it! 

She was surprised that all that stuff had carbs? Geez. Can't she read? 

She's excited to see her therapist? Couldn't tell. 

[peaceknit]

What's wrong with ham and bean soup? And the serving is small.

Edited May 31, 2018 by peaceknit

[QuinnInND]

1 minute ago, Miracle Maxie said:

Isn’t the food likely to have gone bad after six months? Just toss it, already!

All that stuff stays good forever. 

[Smoothcoat]

I like her therapist!!

[simba barracuda]

Honestly, not a fan of Erica, but she looks nice with makeup on

[peaceknit]

She needs to ditch those gawdawful bangs!

[Guest]

The sudden appearance of make up along with smiling is jarring. 

[QuinnInND]

Just now, peaceknit said:

She needs to ditch those gawdawful bangs!

I think she looks better with them. 

[ArmenianGirl]

Get someone to help get rid of all the food and junk!

[CringeWatcher]

10 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Somebody posted one on reddit.  

 

 

I think "packing sucks" was the most emotion I've heard in her voice so far...which isn't saying much.

“Shops for junk food in a scooty puff.” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Pepper Mostly]

This therapist is aces. 

[DC Gal in VA]

OMG we're only 30 minutes in and because of her mind numbing narration of her "deep thoughts" I'm already wishing I had a straight razor handy. That, or I could just change the channel.  Decisions, decisions..............

[TwirlyGirly]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Badger is not amused.  HIs person is but cannot say so in front of him for fear of retribution. 

"I can't look..."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, CringeWatcher said:

“Shops for junk food in a scooty puff.” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"leg hurts" has me rolling. "ow mah laig!!
 

[pinky33]

30 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

The only thing I remember is the bitchy sister. 

This was all I needed to read to remember Erica's episode.

[Miracle Maxie]

1 minute ago, DC Gal in VA said:

OMG we're only 30 minutes in and because of her mind numbing narration of her "deep thoughts" I'm already wishing I had a straight razor handy. That, or I could just change the channel.  Decisions, decisions..............

American Ninja Warrior is looking better and better. 

[QuinnInND]

Even my dog is done with Erica. And ready to get out of the cone of shame. She got spayed Monday. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Miracle Maxie said:

American Ninja Warrior is looking better and better. 

Staring at a blank wall in the dark seems to be looking better and better than this episode.

[TTLY6]

I love this therapist! Much better than dr. Babyvoice

[ArmenianGirl]

Just now, QuinnInND said:

Even my dog is done with Erica. And ready to get out of the cone of shame. She got spayed Monday. 

So cute! What is she? A beagle?

[CringeWatcher]

Rough day here and almost forgot this was on, but early this morning I was checking what the dvr had scheduled to record today and when I saw we had new (kinda) episodes it made me so happy because despite the crapfest I knew was ahead of me,  I also knew I’d have fun tonight with the best damn snarking snarkers of all time! Thank you guys!!! Muah :)

[Pepper Mostly]

Whoops, she's slipped a little!

[QuinnInND]

1 minute ago, ArmenianGirl said:

So cute! What is she? A beagle?

Dachshund. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Props to her for going to boot camp. WITH HER WALKER.

[ninjakid]

She's actually looking a lot better.

[ams1001]

Didn't she say something at the beginning about going to a local doctor to get weighed? Why does Dr. Now need to send her a scale?

Edited May 31, 2018 by ams1001

[CircusPeanuts]

Aack!  I didn’t know there was a new episode tonight. I’m late to the party. I’ve been cooking dinner. Homemade chicken fried rice in my instant pot accompanied by a blue moon. 

Hi everyone!!

[Guest]

Huh. Jimmy looks like a criminal. 

[DC Gal in VA]

Wait, what!? A scale so she can weigh herself at home? Really? Where can I find one of those new fangled things!? Gosh, what'll they come up with next?