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If they're smart they'll do Who Killed Franco someday, but I'm not expecting it. They can even bring back the Danny Elfman music from Beetlejuice that they stole for the old Nancy Eckert murder mystery, but they'll have to fire Jane Elliot, Nancy and Dominic to cover the cost.

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And if Dante gets hurt, it'll probably be depicted as Michael's fault for not listening to Sonny, and that'll be as absurd as blaming Dante for when Michael got sentenced to two years in prison.

 

 

Which would be all the reason Wreck It Ron and his crew of misfits would need to make it so.

 

Sonny getting another get out of jail free card, both literally and figuratively, check.

 

One of his kids being blamed or held accountable for shit that really is all Sonny's fault, check.

 

Carly will certainly be involved and somehow riding nice and pretty atop her high horse as usual, check.

 

The likelihood of my head imploding as it all unfolds, check.

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Otherwise it was stuff like "Nina story is a dud."

 

Well I am shocked, shocked I tell you that a character with loose ties to the canvas, acted like psycho from the word go, and oh yeah harassed a pregnant woman was not liked by viewers. I mean it sounds so good on paper right?

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I would like to think that Scott cares about Franco only because one hallmark and positive of Scott is that he isn't the shit parent that everyone else in town is.

 

I think If you find out that a deviant worthless piece of shit serial killer is your child you get a free pass to be a shit parent.

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Next week's spoilers: http://tvsourcemagazine.com/2015/01/general-hospital-spoilers-january-26-2015-edition/

 

meanwhile, Brad asks Lucas about the figurine after finding it in his room. They share a brief personal moment before being interrupted

 

Sadly, most moments that Lucas and/or Brad get on this show are brief

 

Sabrina gets some unexpected visitors.

 

My god, with the not caring.  Hopefully it's someone, anyone, to whisk her back to Puerto Rico.

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You're fucking kidding me right? I had to watch 3 straight days of nasty ass, plot pointy Samtrick roll around in the sheets and babble cringe-inducing dialogue, and after 3 straight months of Cojones not even being in the same room together, they get interrupted by Samtrick? Fuck this shit.

 

That said, I'm happy they will finally be onscreen together. Why can't they fuck for three days straight (ON-screen)?

 

eta: Oh and it sounds like Lucas does not given Brad the hand-me-down phoenix, just keeps it for himself on Brad's bookshelf and Brad asks him about it later.

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Why are Samtrick even near Brad/Lucas?

(Plot point will always be the answer to these questions)

 

I might believe it makes sense, if not for the fact that Sam & Lucas haven't interacted since he got shot. In fact it's been so long, I've completely stopped caring and given up on the writers developing this relationship at all. I'm sure Ron will say that they have been hanging out plenty -- off-screen. ugh. 

 

Patrick dislikes Brad, and Brad isn't exactly Patty's bff either. This whole thing makes no sense. Just a cheap plot point in order to get Sam to see the figurine Lucas picked up.

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Well I am looking forward to the double date. 

 

I hope they dress to the nines. I have to remember to have smelling salts on hand to get through formally attired Patrick, Brad and Lucas under the same roof. My only wish is that, the petty bitch who uses idiotic hate names, be watching and crying from a corner. I honestly don't recall his name. 

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I might believe it makes sense, if not for the fact that Sam & Lucas haven't interacted since he got shot.

 

Pretty much this.  

 

The wording of the spoiler is so bizarre.  Why do they have to clarify it's just a brief moment?  "Don't worry, spoiler readers, the gays will be back to their usual gushing about "The Golden Girls" in just a second!".

 

Dare I dream that, since they're at Brad's, Brad finds something of Britt's and actually gets to react on-screen to his best bestie having fled town?

So these spoilers basically give away with Fluke is definitely not Bill.

 

Oh I think it's still Bill.  During the Tale of Two Todds, the spoilers were similarly "cryptic" about that kind of stuff.

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They tried to swerve people on Todd, but most of us knew it was Todd from Day 1. A lot of us began to suspect it earlier than that, though, when they first introduced that story's (pretty good) MacGuffin - a painting of Todd's wife Blair from their '90s heyday, dated for 2003, the year Roger Howarth left the show and "Todd" had plastic surgery to change his face to Trevor St. John. A month after they revealed the painting, they ran two old reruns - one each of Blair marrying each Todd, in '95 and '03. I knew then that anything other than revealing there were two would be a copout. It had to be what it was. And months later you realized Ron had planned it that way from the start, when Todd unveiled himself to the public, and pulled out the crumpled old wedding photo that painting had been painted from. It had all been leading to that moment. That is an example of what Ron can do when he plans and lays something out perfectly (a lot of the interim lead-up story was, of course, shit).

 

I do think Fluke is Bill. I'll admit part of it is my massive ego re: my having suspected it from the start, but I also think there are way too many pieces that fit from the very beginning - the Barrett connection; Luke mistaking the Floating Rib for the Outback; the link to Faison; Fluke saying Tracy needed to pay for what she did to his sister; Scott telling the story about Luke being taken out; the emotional reactions to the discussion of Sly and of Bill period, etc. If they ignore all that I will always believe it is because they changed it when they realized we knew, and between that and the IRL delays Ron threw a shitfit. Anything else just does not make sense, AFAIC. But I do think it goes deeper than just "Bill is mad Luke stole his life". I think the twist will be that they are brothers and so forth. And I think Shawn will find a body that they hope to use to throw the audience off the scent one last time.

 

BTW, I'll do you all one better - if or when Steve Burton returns to GH (please no, but I do expect it eventually), Ron will rehash his greatest hit - the Two Todds - and reveal Billy Miller's Jason to be... A.J. Quartermaine.

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That meathead is coming back someday. I'm not that lucky in this life. He will come crawling back when Y&R disposes of him - sooner or later JFP will not be able to protect him there - and when he has run out of petty cash and Monavie blood money in Nashville.

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I also don't think Billy Miller is in it for life, you know?  I was surprised he didn't wait for pilot season this time around.

 

When I saw him appear on screen during 'American Sniper' I thought the same thing. Biggest movie on the planet right now, if he's going for those types of roles I doubt he wants to be a soap lifer.

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Ron pissed off SK,so he's not coming back- ever. I don't think Second AJ will ever eithet. Plus, Ron wants AJ and Jason to look alike. He wants the impact he had with Todd Squared. "Omg Sam, you've been with AJ!" "Omg Micheal, that was really your dad!" "Omg Carly, you were totally nice to. ...AJ!"

The promo shall go "On General Hospital. ..." cue to his royal Roboticness and Meat Overlord sitting in a black tee and black scrubs, bound to a chair, head down, camera facing peeking down on his blockhead,"the return of Steve Burton. " Head goes up. Breaks binds, gets out of chair. Camera on Borg. The next week will go "His life stolen by his own brother, " screen shots of Billy Miller with various characters as Jason, "The real Jason Morgan returns to reclaim what's his." Cue the Borg.

Except on OLTL where we wanted Roger Howarth as Todd and were like yay, we might not be so happy. Gloom and doom and vomit on General Hospital.

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New promo: http://abc.go.com/shows/general-hospital/video/latest-gh-videos/VDKA0_xj0e85t0

There's a super brief glimpse of Brad tackling a shirtless Lucas onto his bed, which I assume is the "brief moment" Sam and Patrick interrupt.

I'm ashamed of how many times I had to watch this stupid promo in order to be able to catch and see that half second of CoJones. The scene will probably be 5 seconds long.

Have I mentioned how much I hate this show lately?

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Spoilers for this week or next week say Fluke planted a bomb on the boat. I hope he reveals himself before he plans to kill everybody because otherwise WHY THE FUCKING YEAR PLUS OF FAKING TO BE LUKE IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA KILL EVERYONE DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME FLUKE? ARE YOU HAPPY?

 

Alright I'll stop with the caps now.

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I don't see how this - killing Michael and presumably Tracy, Ned and/or Monica - gets him what he wants, ELQ.  Does he think that off-screen Skye, Dillion, etc. will just vote the company over to him?

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I looked her up; her acting doesn't seem to be amazing or anything but she was better than KA, at least she seemed like it, and I think she seemed very pretty and down to earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umdeAHwenrY

Hopefully GH doesn't over do it with the makeup on her. *whispers* maybe she and Emme Rylan can switch roles again?*

*No not really - maybe if Hayley Erin were 5 years older at least. Although if Lulu were never SORASed she'd be almost the perfect age.

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Well, now that this news is inevitable, I have to admit I'm curious to see what kind of chemistry she has with Maura. As horrible as Kiki is, the scenes when I could best tolerate her were with Ava. Not surprising, MW rescues everyone.

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I saw some random drop about Robert Kelker Kelly taping next week.* Siiiiiiiigh, I jinxed it by bringing up the subject today.

*Of course it could be bullshit but I tend to believe it.

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The spoiler indicates there's going to be a scene of reminiscing about Aunt Ruby.  Can't wait.  As hard as Bobbie and Luke used to be, she used to whip them into shape.  She was just as tough as the (original) Ed Quartermaine.

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I saw some random drop about Robert Kelker Kelly taping next week.* Siiiiiiiigh, I jinxed it by bringing up the subject today.

*Of course it could be bullshit but I tend to believe it.

I really hope these are flashbacks. I actually like Stavfroze, but he's been frozen and ressurected so many times already that it's a joke.

Of all of Ron's faults, his biggest is that he uses the same gimmick over and over and over again. If he wanted to use Stavfroze again, it should have been written that he escaped alive from Chricton-Clarke.

ETA: for Friday my cableguide says "Nina is in danger; Dante learns the truth about Fluke and Luke."

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