S09.E14: A Slippery Slope

[OnceSane]

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Sonja digs a deeper grave for herself; while the women hit the slopes, a big news story about Bethenny breaks; Bethenny is on the fence about inviting Ramona to Mexico; the group plays a game of truth or dare, and Dorinda winds up attacking Luann.

[KungFuBunny]

Ramona’s on the left. The store bought boobs get her into trouble all the time.

[Martinigirl]

Time to hit the slopes!!!

[BckpckFullaNinjas]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Ramona’s on the left. The store bought boobs get her into trouble all the time.

I'd be laughing really hard if that wasn't a fair portrayal of ME on skis!!! 

8-)

Edited July 6, 2017 by BckpckFullaNinjas

[Martinigirl]

I always do my dishes in a fur just like Tinsley

[chick binewski]

"I have compassion for what you're going through. You mess." Don't go changing. Bethenny.

[KungFuBunny]

Tinsley they weren't telling you to Get Over It...they were telling you to Get Out Of Sonja's House

[Martinigirl]

No bridal suite or eggs à la française. I'm so over Luann!

Edited July 6, 2017 by Martinigirl

[chick binewski]

"I'm not a fan of east coast skiing because I can't find a TJ Maxx here." 

[Straycat80]

Sonja is exhausting. Someone slip her a Valium. If I was there I'd throttle her. 

[ivygirl]

Oh my gosh, I loved the Dorinda and Carole reaction shots to Sonja's insistence that Lu should "take her as she is" and just let her say whatever she wants (eyeroll). Why was Carole tapping on her forehead? Poking herself in the third eye? :) And then the random closeup on the butter plate. The camera people have had it. LOL

[Martinigirl]

I took the Catholic route—guilt and move out! I LOVE DORINDA!!!

[ZaldamoWilder]

Sonja stopped my house and got another nightgown.  ??????

 

I heart you Doris.

[KungFuBunny]

Ramona: Tiiiiiimmmmmmm

[Leroux]

Luann, "I have a husband" 

We KNOW Luann, we KNOW!!

[KungFuBunny]

Oh SKG snowboard, I thought she was gonna use 2 SKG Margarita bottles as ski poles

[Martinigirl]

Bethenny is selling us Skinny Girl and Luann is selling us Tom......

[ivygirl]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Oh SKG snowboard, I thought she was gonna use 2 SKG Margarita bottles as ski poles

And Ramona saying "Bethenny's treating us like we're Juniors in high school, not women in their forties..." *Forties*? 

[Straycat80]

Tinsley is lucky Ramona didn't have a glass in her hand. She would have ended up with a cut lip for getting into Ramona's private ski space.

kinda impressed by how well Bethenny can snow board. 

[Martinigirl]

LOL!!! Ramona is aging backwards... Benjamin Buttons 

[Pickles]

Carole seemed to be salivating over the Page Six article about Jason. She can't wait to tell Bethenny! 

[Chicklet]

Ramona should have just hung a sign around her neck "40 yo woman looking to get lucky". She's pathetic and delusional.

I would have much rather hung with Dorito and Carole in the lodge and had hot chocolate.

[chick binewski]

And this is why I find Bethenny's POV so difficult to believe. Carole randomly finds a Page Six story about Jason while she's telling Dorinda how Bethenny never says anything negative about Jason? The only thing missing was a skinnygirl bottle in the foreground. 

Truly, I wish Bravo would refuse to air any content pertaining to kids.

Edited July 6, 2017 by chick binewski
Because a comment about Ramona's cockblocking doesn't belong in a post about the children.

[KungFuBunny]

Oh Snap

Ramona won't let Tim speak to Dorinda

[QuinnM]

I thought I remembered Luann as smooth on the slopes.  That's a confident skier.  I'm very jealous.

Ramona, please shut up.  She is really working my last nerve in this episode.

Us on Snap are used to the SG board.  There is also a SG paddle board.  All the boards at chez Bethenny are SG branded.

Luann and Bethenny are besties?

[Martinigirl]

That poor ski instructor...he's scared shitless. LOL

[KungFuBunny]

Tinsley sure needs her liquor to fall asleep while awake

[Wendy]

1 minute ago, chick binewski said:

And this is why I find Bethenny's POV so difficult to believe. Carole randomly finds a Page Six story about Jason while she's telling Dorinda how Bethenny never says anything negative about Jason? The only thing missing was a skinnygirl bottle in the foreground. 

Truly, I wish Bravo would refuse to air any content pertaining to kids.

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Randomly? 

Maybe it is just me but part of my morning routine includes to check the Daily Mail, Previously TV and all kind of gossip rags, Page Six among them. 

[Straycat80]

Tim....run! Ramona is acting like a teenager. 

[KungFuBunny]

Wow did you see Dorinda suck that drink back and almost poke her eye out with the straw?

[Martinigirl]

Dorinda///It's not my place to pry/ Meanwhile...she has an FBI file on Sonja. LOL!

[Wendy]

Hold on your seats, drunk Dorinda is coming, this time she is not only drunk, she is slurring her speech. 

Things are about to get real!!!  

[Neurochick]

Bethanny, if you're so private about your life, then why are you on a reality show?  Oh, I know $$$ and selling SkinnyGirl shit.

[Mozelle]

The hilarity of Ramona falling into "Fetch me my drink, servant ski instructor!" after he seemed more interested in talking with Dorinda about the Berkshires. Ramona sucks at flirting--the desperation wafts off her like stench off Pig-Pen and men see it--and she can't handle not being the focus of male attention.

[chick binewski]

6 minutes ago, Wendy said:

 

Randomly? 

Maybe it is just me but part of my morning routine includes to check the Daily Mail, Previously TV and all kind of gossip rags, Page Six among them. 

It seemed orchestrated to me that the same person who served as Bethenny's spokesperson at the last reunion as well as during this season finds the P6 item to present on air while Bethenny is away, then states the story in front of the cameras while saying Bethenny never speaks negatively about it. 

[KungFuBunny]

Dorinda, Tinsley is a Professional Drinker and a Professional Squatter (Just ask the bush outside Nico's house)

[Martinigirl]

Dagnabit! Now I can't get that damn song Beauty School Drop Out out of my head. 

Sonja looks like my neighbors poodle

Edited July 6, 2017 by Martinigirl

[ivygirl]

I think Doris was drinking a Tinsley Rose!

[Ms Blue Jay]

Correction to my post last week.
It was Carole who said "You didn't even INVITE us to the wedding" when Luann complained about not getting the best room in Bethenny's ski cabin after getting married.

HHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA

Edited July 6, 2017 by Ms Blue Jay

[Mozelle]

WHAT IS RAMONA DOING?! 

Poor Sonja and that hair style...

 

[KungFuBunny]

Tinsley: I can spend 5, 6, 7 or maybe even less and get something really nice to wear a few times...but I can't buy a 4 LB bag of Domino Sugar for $2.49

Edited July 6, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[Straycat80]

Here we go: another fancy dinner, another rabid fight, but first let's talk about sex. 

[KungFuBunny]

Oh Look….leafy greens, this would be an opportune time to segue into Tossing The Salad.

I want to see Dorinda go ape shit with lettuce flying out like torpedoes

Luann is thanking Bethenny for not seating her next to Dorinda

[Wendy]

4 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

It seemed orchestrated to me that the same person who served as Bethenny's spokesperson at the last reunion as well as during this season finds the P6 item to present on air while Bethenny is away, then states the story in front of the cameras while saying Bethenny never speaks negatively about it. 

 

 

Bethenny is not responsible for what comes out of Carole's mouth. 

Seems to me like your complaint should be against Carole and not Bethenny 

[Ms Blue Jay]

Luann without makeup in 2011 --- wow, utterly stunning. Looks like Bridget Moynahan or something.  

[Martinigirl]

John's not even as tall as that cucumber

[KungFuBunny]

Who is going to break it to Dorinda?

She's been doing it with the remote control for 4 years

[Ms Blue Jay]

Ramona said she was in her 40s!

[Straycat80]

Those poor chef guys! One gets molested by Sonja. Then they have to hear all their truth or dare sexy talk and about Lu being married again and again! 

[Martinigirl]

Bethenny to Tinsley...No wonder you cried. LOL!!!!!