Kromm April 25, 2014 Share April 25, 2014 (edited) "Stunning" -- Slightly better than mediocre. "Bitches" -- any member of a Red Team describing any other member(s). Edited April 25, 2014 by Kromm 2 Link to comment
Monty April 25, 2014 Share April 25, 2014 "Raw" -- one degree undercooked "Burnt to a crisp" -- one degree overcooked. "You'll kill somebody!" -- actually raw 6 Link to comment
Kromm April 26, 2014 Author Share April 26, 2014 "Big Boy" -- fat slob who wandered off the street into a casting call 3 Link to comment
Gosling April 26, 2014 Share April 26, 2014 (edited) "Stone cold"-- slightly undercooked"Fuck me"-- hey, production, can I start booting people out yet or do you need another screwup or two? "Stop"-- I guess I can go ahead with those boots now "Oh my God"-- dear sir or madam, please make yourself comfortable in the dorms, or better yet, don't "Pathetic"-- this was a particularly bad service even for us "Fuck off/piss off"-- you are dismissed for now "There's one more person I need to hear from"-- who I won't eliminate, I just want to chew them a new one Edited April 26, 2014 by Gosling 3 Link to comment
Kromm April 26, 2014 Author Share April 26, 2014 "Donkeys" -- ladies or gentlemen of no special distinction "Wellington" -- gnarly old piece of meat stuffed inside bland dough 2 Link to comment
The Crazed Spruce April 27, 2014 Share April 27, 2014 "Risotto" -- fancy rice that is a little tricky to prepare, and that you'll be cursed out about if you don't make it exactly perfect. Link to comment
Kromm April 27, 2014 Author Share April 27, 2014 "Service" -- freeloaders sitting around in a fake restaurant for four or five hours listening to some Scottish guy scream his head off, until they get a mediocre plate of food and (as instructed) spout off about how great it is 1 Link to comment
The Crazed Spruce April 27, 2014 Share April 27, 2014 "Reward" -- a half-assed day trip you're supposed to treat like an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii 2 Link to comment
Kromm April 27, 2014 Author Share April 27, 2014 (edited) "You've given up, haven't you?" -- likely you were never trying "Passion" -- are you even AWAKE? Edited May 1, 2014 by Kromm 1 Link to comment
Jamoche May 10, 2014 Share May 10, 2014 Also "Passion" -- "why I should stay even though I suck at cooking." Link to comment
Kromm May 10, 2014 Author Share May 10, 2014 "I have never seen" -- Last week I saw worse, but it wouldn't sound as dramatic if I said that. "you don't listen" -- I don't listen either, but when I don't it's because I'm successful. 2 Link to comment
Surrealist July 12, 2014 Share July 12, 2014 Reading through this HK's dictionary had me laughing hysterically last night. Every entry is the truth. My eyes started watering after reading Monty's post: "Raw" -- one degree undercooked "Burnt to a crisp" -- one degree overcooked. "You'll kill somebody!" -- actually raw The same thoughts run through my head during the show. Link to comment
backformore July 13, 2014 Share July 13, 2014 WOW. Followed by wow-wow-wow - - If I keep repeating that word, I'll think of something to say. 2 Link to comment
Surrealist July 14, 2014 Share July 14, 2014 "Why should you stay in Hell's Kitchen?" - You're about to give me the reason for getting rid of you. Link to comment
Julia July 14, 2014 Share July 14, 2014 (edited) I can't believe "the most magnificent..." (not quite good enough to serve to paying customers) hasn't made the list yet. Edited July 14, 2014 by Julia 1 Link to comment
leighdear July 14, 2014 Share July 14, 2014 (edited) BlewBree - What we Yanks call a Blueberry Take off your jacket......Now I'm gonna screw with your head before I tell you to piss off, put on a black jacket or go to the other team Edited July 14, 2014 by leighdear 2 Link to comment
cooksdelight July 14, 2014 Share July 14, 2014 I think the Cobra Move needs to be added, even though it's not a word. It's a motion. That thing he does with his hand, when he's trying to emphasize something, it's like a cobra getting ready to strike. This will make y'all's day... 3 Link to comment
mlp July 15, 2014 Share July 15, 2014 (edited) That is a riot. Took a lot of thought and work. The guy playing Ramsey really has a lot of his moves and expressions down pat. Edited July 15, 2014 by mlp 1 Link to comment
cooksdelight July 15, 2014 Share July 15, 2014 I'm pretty sure that IS Gordon doing the video. :) 1 Link to comment
Athena July 15, 2014 Share July 15, 2014 I'm pretty sure that IS Gordon doing the video. :) If only! It's a very good lookalike though. Link to comment
cooksdelight July 15, 2014 Share July 15, 2014 Wow, I was totally fooled! LOL!! He is good, damn good! For a second there I was thinking ol' Gordon had a sense of humor and a pretty good act going. Link to comment
Totale July 15, 2014 Share July 15, 2014 "Stunning" - existing "Delicious" - edible Walmart - Stunning 4 Link to comment
ProfCrash July 15, 2014 Share July 15, 2014 That was humorous but there was no mention of a Beef Wellington or Risotto in the song Link to comment
cooksdelight July 15, 2014 Share July 15, 2014 It's a British production, so the guy who wrote the song may have never seen Hell's Kitchen in the U.S. Or risotto and scallops would have definitely been in there. Link to comment
Surrealist August 19, 2014 Share August 19, 2014 "Thank you, Chef." - Wow. Maybe I can cook? 1 Link to comment
kikismom August 19, 2014 Share August 19, 2014 It's a British production, so the guy who wrote the song may have never seen Hell's Kitchen in the U.S. Or risotto and scallops would have definitely been in there. Or they couldn't find anything that rhymes with John Dory Link to comment
ShadowSixx September 12, 2014 Share September 12, 2014 "Who cooked the ________?" - Either I fucked up real badly or I cooked it really well. "You, you, you, you, you, you." - Time to exit the kitchen. "Pig" - Sloppy station & sloppy cook. "Let me taste your dish." (During challenges) - The team should not have chosen a dish to sit out cause it was the best one. 3 Link to comment
leighdear September 12, 2014 Share September 12, 2014 (edited) "Pretty Boy" - You look better than you cook. And you don't look THAT good. Edited September 12, 2014 by leighdear 3 Link to comment
Kate the Great September 13, 2014 Share September 13, 2014 Table-side: You're off the hook for an episode, either because you may be marginally competent or because you bring the drama (probably the latter). Meat, fish, or hot apps: You're screwed. Dessert: They'll never get to your station (which does actually exist). Time to chillax. Fight back: You're screwed, but put on a good show for the cameras before you go. 3 Link to comment
Surrealist September 14, 2014 Share September 14, 2014 "Back in line." - You'll be gone next week. 2 Link to comment
Kate the Great September 15, 2014 Share September 15, 2014 (edited) Come ONNnnnnNNN (or similar shrill invective -- you all know that tone of voice I mean): Gordon Ramsay is done. With. You. Something I've never, ever done in Hell's Kitchen before: Lame retread of last season's challenge, with a few details changed (now they're playing poker for ingredients instead of rolling dice!). Edited September 15, 2014 by Kate the Great 2 Link to comment
Surrealist September 15, 2014 Share September 15, 2014 "cooked beautifully" Neither overcooked nor undercooked, but still not stunning. 2 Link to comment
6 MeowMeowBeenz September 16, 2014 Share September 16, 2014 "Next week, in the MOST! SHOCKING! HELLS! KITCHEN! EVER!"--No more or less shocking than every.episode.ever 2 Link to comment
Julia September 16, 2014 Share September 16, 2014 "Stunning" also apparently means overpriced. Most of the signature dishes at Hell's Kitchen have ridiculously expensive ingredients. Food cost percentage much? Kitchen Nightmares Ramsay (at least, british Kitchen Nightmares Ramsay) would have ripped Hell's Kitchen Ramsay a new one. 2 Link to comment
ShadowSixx September 16, 2014 Share September 16, 2014 "Shut It Down" - Close the restaurant before Gordon kills someone or has a stroke from the incompetent chefs. 1 Link to comment
jonesingjay September 18, 2014 Share September 18, 2014 "FUCK OFF!" - Please, leave. Thank you. 2 Link to comment
ShadowSixx September 18, 2014 Share September 18, 2014 "Would you serve/eat that?" - You brought up raw, undercooked, or overcooked food and better answer No. "Take your jacket off and fuck off!" - Eliminated in the middle of dinner service. "What does that taste like?" - Better say it tastes like shit. 1 Link to comment
Kromm March 25, 2015 Author Share March 25, 2015 "Head Chef" -- paid lackey "Challenge" -- arbitrary test that's supposedly relevant to testing who can be a head chef, but... not really. 2 Link to comment
QuelleC February 27, 2016 Share February 27, 2016 Anyone wonder why one of Ramsay's favorite cusses seems to be Eff Me? I guess because if he Effed You he thinks he's doing you a favor. Link to comment
Surrealist February 29, 2016 Share February 29, 2016 Anyone wonder why one of Ramsay's favorite cusses seems to be Eff Me? I guess because if he Effed You he thinks he's doing you a favor. I haven't heard him use "that looks like a dog's dinner" in some time. 1 Link to comment
QuelleC February 29, 2016 Share February 29, 2016 (edited) Still a classic, though. A cat's dinner would be more fragrant. Ask my cat and hold the salt. Edited February 29, 2016 by QuelleC Link to comment
hkalex February 29, 2016 Share February 29, 2016 "It's RAW" - it's very slightly undercooked, it doesn't look good enough for the cameras. "It's BURNT" - it's very slightly overcooked, it doesn't look good enough for the cameras. "Hey, all of you, come here!" - if one of you failed, it was a team effort. "Taste that. What's wrong with it?" - say something and that's what we'll say is the problem. The viewers don't know. "Take off your jacket...and put on a (red/blue) jacket!" - I'm giving you another chance to screw up. Link to comment
Sir RaiderDuck OMS March 14, 2016 Share March 14, 2016 Beef Wellington: A dish almost never served in American restaurants, but a Ramsay mainstay (probably because it's hard to cook properly). VIP: Someone you're mildly surprised is still alive. "Head Chef:" Your HK reward. Meaningless job title created to disguise the fact that your new job will be line chef or some other position where you can't do any real damage. You'll likely be bored to tears within the first few weeks, but at least the pay will rock. 2 Link to comment
hkalex March 24, 2016 Share March 24, 2016 "Marino, open Hell's Kitchen" - time to bring the lambs to the slaughter. "Garnish" - blame everyone else for your mistakes. "Entrees and appetisers" - do it wrong and you've got everyone dobbing you in. Do it right, and you dob everyone else in. "Meat and fish" - you're not bringing up the ratings, bye. "Desserts and tableside" - hey, it never gets to you anyway, take the night off. "Nomination" - you're screwed...in a later episode. "Take off your jacket" - somehow, you were worse than everyone else. "Very special guest/VIP" - no longer relevent, but we paid them big bucks to eat expensive food. Link to comment
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