All Episodes Talk: All Rise

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, Rabbittron said:

I love Byrd's expression when Judge Judy said she would swear on Byrd's life. 

Was that during the repeat of the disgusting, trashy, parasitic couple, the Carters? (amazing how water truly does always find its own level. The Carters are a perfect match) Mrs. C has PTSD, is totally disabled (yet still able to care for her 1-year old and 3-year old grandchildren) and no upper teeth, and Mr.Carter is a pop-eyed, ferret-y little asshole who works sometimes and gets his disabled wife to bum money from her uncle to buy them food and gas - since they can't afford such things -  yet disabled, toothless wife really needed her "dream car", an ancient POS Caddy and sappy uncle was dumb enough to cough up the dough for it? They may be worse than useless, taking up space and oxygen better utilized by useful creatures like earthworms, yet the Carters know how to breed!

I never saw Mr. Erich Miller(I think it was Miller) he of the twinkling diamond earring, nice suit, smarmy grin, huge ego and no credit. Another silly woman giving a leech/con artitst a credit card to use and - suprise! He abused that privilege. So egotistical (or sociopathic) is Erich he thought it was amusing when JJ informed him what a fool he was making of himself. He never saw a credit card! He never had a credit card belonging to plainitff! So stupid is he that he couldn't find or recognize his own name on the CC bill. Ladies, if your man hasn't got two nickels to rub together and can't even get a credit card with the most minimal limit on it of his own - do not give him yours! There's a very good reason he's broke and credit-less at a mature age and it doesn't bode well for your bank account. Plaintiff? You can do better than this hustler.

[KittyMom4]

14 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Was that during the repeat of the disgusting, trashy, parasitic couple, the Carters? (amazing how water truly does always find its own level. The Carters are a perfect match) Mrs. C has PTSD, is totally disabled (yet still able to care for her 1-year old and 3-year old grandchildren) and no upper teeth, and Mr.Carter is a pop-eyed, ferret-y little asshole who works sometimes and gets his disabled wife to bum money from her uncle to buy them food and gas - since they can't afford such things -  yet disabled, toothless wife really needed her "dream car", an ancient POS Caddy and sappy uncle was dumb enough to cough up the dough for it? They may be worse than useless, taking up space and oxygen better utilized by useful creatures like earthworms, yet the Carters know how to breed!

Didn't Mrs. Carter, the toothless wonder, also say that she was on Zoloft to "keep my mood up"?

[AngelaHunter]

6 hours ago, GoodieGirl said:

Didn't Mrs. Carter, the toothless wonder, also say that she was on Zoloft to "keep my mood up"?

I missed that. Does Zoloft come in "industrial strength"? If I were totally disabled and my hubby-boo was such a big ol' loser I had to scrounge money from my elderly uncle, I think I might ask him to buy me some teeth, rather than an old POS Caddy, but that's just me.

[zillabreeze]

I guess JJ's bazillion dollar contract says she can just happyass in anytime and film new cases.  My DVR says there are 6 new episodes next week and only one mentions dogs.

Yes, I think she's losing it and making decisions on info we apparently are not privy to.  Yes, she is ruling on mechanical & tech stuff that are way beyond her grasp.   But...  I'll overlook anything that puts AngelaHunter ,Brattinella, ToasterStrudel back on my daily screen.

Edited August 11, 2018 by zillabreeze
Cannot believe I forgot Brat & her awesome Box!

[QQQQ]

I may need to stop watching this show. JJ's drive to humiliate people by bringing up issues that have nothing to do with the case at hand is just too mean-spirited. I understand that many of the people who appear before her are yokels, but if the cases are so boring that JJ needs to create drama by being a know-it-all shit stirrer every episode, maybe it's time to pull the plug. I could see her being a perfect fit as a political commentator on a certain cable news network.

[chenoa333]

Todays new episode starts out with very large mother suing very large (truck driver) daughter for "loans". All I can say is, WTF is with women and ugly tattoos? And she (the daughter) actually has  a boyfriend. Thankfully we were spared the sight of the guy who can't do better than said "macho tatted truck driver"

[AuntiePam]

My mom always said, "When I have money, we all have money" and I've done the same with my kids.  We've never been loaded by any means, but if there's any kind of windfall, it's always been shared.  (That includes the time when my daughter was with a guy I didn't like.)

Sometimes the gift was wasted but it felt good to give it, to be able to help family.  I realize everyone doesn't feel this way, and if I'd ever felt taken advantage of, I might change my mind.  But today's mom had a daughter who -- for the most part -- worked hard and took care of herself.  She comes away with over a million and sues for return of $5K?  Nah.

The dad in the motorcycle case must never have watched the show, or he'd know what JJ does with undeserving people on disability.  Racing motorcycles can't be easy.  If he can do that, he can work.  Although I suppose they don't race very day.  If it's an hour on a weekend, maybe I could see it.

I'm being too nice today.

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

8 minutes ago, AuntiePam said:

I realize everyone doesn't feel this way, and if I'd ever felt taken advantage of, I might change my mind.  But today's mom had a daughter who -- for the most part -- worked hard and took care of herself.  She comes away with over a million and sues for return of $5K?  Nah

I may be wrong, but a debt is a debt. And I don't know, but daughter may have come sniffing around after mom got her settlement (we've seen it hundreds of times on JJ). Plus the daughter felt her mother had some kind of beef about the boyfriend (Didn't have anything to do with not paying his child support but, noooooooo, he's BLAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK). Big old tatted daughter seemed to have an attitude about her. 

That motorcycle man with the disability ruffled my feathers as well. That's worse than the guy they had here on the local news who blew out his back and was seen carrying large boxes and going to the gym. 

Auntie Pam, our Auntie Pam at work made a yummy pineapple upside down cake. Do you bake? Can you bake me a cake and I'll babysit your grandkids for the weekend AND get you a cell phone on my plan. I pay for 2 lines and get 26 lines for free - in fact, anybody who brings me home baked goods gets a cell phone. . . 

[AngelaHunter]

5 minutes ago, AuntiePam said:

The dad in the motorcycle case must never have watched the show, or he'd know what JJ does with undeserving people on disability.  Racing motorcycles can't be easy. 

That made me so angry I'm getting indigestion from my nachos. My mother died of colon cancer, and believe me - a year after diagnosis (and surgery and radiation and chemo) she was not in any condition to buy or race motorcycles. Yes, if you have a catastrophic illness, what you should do with your big lump sum disability payment from Byrd is buy a motorcycle. Going from place to place and sponging off people can be a drag, you know, so he deserves some fun! Loved that plaintiff's other son is also totally disabled. Who has time to work when you need to travel around to the motorcyle races? People - you better get second jobs to help Byrd support this legion of the disabled and also set aside money in case you ever really need it, because at this rate, the government is going to go broke and you'll be on your own.

Then we had bug-eyed, shifty little so-called handy man,(and his witness with eyes like freaked-out blue lasers) who is perfectly able to remodel a bathroom (for 650$??) except he has no tile cutter of his own??? You can't remodel a bathroom without a tile cutter. WTF, even I have a tile cutter and I'm not in construction work. He couldn't possibly do the work plaintiff paid him for because he had a hernia or something and wasn't feeling well for months and months, so he decided to keep her money and the tile cutter because plantiff said some bad things about him to his daddy.

 Last year I had my kitchen refaced and main bathroom redone. I went through Home Depot and used their contractors who are licensed and bonded and thoroughly checked out. They cost more than some dipstick unlicensed "handy man" but I could sleep at night knowing I wouldn't be ripped off by some silly bozo with a hernia. "You get what you pay for" will never not be relevant.

10 minutes ago, ItsHelloPattiagain said:

our Auntie Pam at work made a yummy pineapple upside down cake. Do you bake?

Hey, I make a great pineapple upside down cake!! I even put rum in it. Can you put my car insurance in your name if I bake one for you?

[chenoa333]

1 hour ago, AngelaHunter said:

That made me so angry I'm getting indigestion from my nachos. My mother died of colon cancer, and believe me - a year after diagnosis (and surgery and radiation and chemo) she was not in any condition to buy or race motorcycles. Yes, if you have a catastrophic illness, what you should do with your big lump sum disability payment from Byrd is buy a motorcycle. Going from place to place and sponging off people can be a drag, you know, so he deserves some fun! Loved that plaintiff's other son is also totally disabled. Who has time to work when you need to travel around to the motorcyle races? People - you better get second jobs to help Byrd support this legion of the disabled and also set aside money in case you ever really need it, because at this rate, the government is going to go broke and you'll be on your own.

Then we had bug-eyed, shifty little so-called handy man,(and his witness with eyes like freaked-out blue lasers) who is perfectly able to remodel a bathroom (for 650$??) except he has no tile cutter of his own??? You can't remodel a bathroom without a tile cutter. WTF, even I have a tile cutter and I'm not in construction work. He couldn't possibly do the work plaintiff paid him for because he had a hernia or something and wasn't feeling well for months and months, so he decided to keep her money and the tile cutter because plantiff said some bad things about him to his daddy.

 Last year I had my kitchen refaced and main bathroom redone. I went through Home Depot and used their contractors who are licensed and bonded and thoroughly checked out. They cost more than some dipstick unlicensed "handy man" but I could sleep at night knowing I wouldn't be ripped off by some silly bozo with a hernia. "You get what you pay for" will never not be relevant.

Hey, I make a great pineapple upside down cake!! I even put rum in it. Can you put my car insurance in your name if I bake one for you?

Yes!! Yes I can and I will !! I'm drooling right now AngelaHunter!! Don't be a tease with that pineapple upside down rum cake. I'm calling Geico right now! Lol .

P.S. sorry for your loss. :(

Edited August 14, 2018 by chenoa333

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

I'm calling Geico right now!

Cool. It's just until I finish working on building up to getting my own insurance. I had a little discrepancy and a situation with a revoked license but I promise I'll pay the premiums.

 

1 hour ago, chenoa333 said:

!! Don't be a tease with that pineapple upside down rum cake.

You got it. I double up on the brown sugar and rum topping. Dark rum, of course.

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P.S. sorry for your loss. :(

Thank you.

[KittyMom4]

16 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

 Last year I had my kitchen refaced and main bathroom redone. I went through Home Depot and used their contractors who are licensed and bonded and thoroughly checked out. They cost more than some dipstick unlicensed "handy man" but I could sleep at night knowing I wouldn't be ripped off by some silly bozo with a hernia. "You get what you pay for" will never not be relevant.

I used contractors through Lowe's to install new carpeting, they were professional and did great work. My dad felt I paid too much and I should have looked for a handyman to do it cheaper. See, he had a handyman install a skylight years ago, that thing leaked every time there was a sprinkle, it cost triple the amount of money to get it fixed than what they paid to install it and yet he still thinks the cheaper route is the way to go.  I love the man but he doesn't just doesn't understand when you buy cheap, you get cheap.

[Brattinella]

Isn't disability something you, as a worker, pay into over time?  It isn't funded by taxpayers, is it?

[SRTouch]

Arrrrr, just watched stucco contractor. Dude is one of those who excuse poor workmanship by saying "customer wanted it - I knew it wouldn't work - but took the money anyway." Oh yeah, like the mechanics who are happy to charge top dollar to replace/repair an old clunker knowing something else will tank within a few hundred miles. Anyway, here I was thinking dude was about the lowest type of contractor, then during the hallterview dude mentions house was old and had lead paint. Huh? Didn't we see his employee removing the faulty stucco with a garden hose? Yep, my opinion of dude took another hit while he was trying to blame the customer - he heard none of JJ statement about what an honorable contractor would do.

 

Oh my, motorcycle racing family! Soon as dude said he was on disability I knew where this was headed. Ah, but whole family must keep lawyers busy. P and witness son both have their disability lawyer, and didn't D son say something about a settlement for being run over? Anyway, here's another case where my low opinion went even lower during hallterview. Here pops tells the world the reason he put the bike in D son's name was to scam sonny boy's employer by buying the bike using son's employee discount.

Edited August 14, 2018 by SRTouch

[AuntiePam]

1 hour ago, Brattinella said:

Isn't disability something you, as a worker, pay into over time?  It isn't funded by taxpayers, is it?

Yes, I think when they say "disability" they mean Social Security Disability.  Payment amount is tied to earnings.  There may also be taxpayer-funded disability via Medicaid for people who don't have enough work history but who need financial support. 

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, GoodieGirl said:

I used contractors through Lowe's to install new carpeting, they were professional and did great work.

They have to do great work or Lowe's/Home Depot will drop them. The contractors were impeccable, work was great and of course guaranteed, done on time, and they cleaned up everything. The company owner even swept out my garage before he left! I do have a handyman I've used many times and would have trusted him with this job, but he's so good, so trustworthy and so cheap he's rarely available.

37 minutes ago, SRTouch said:

Here pops tells the world the reason he put the bike in D son's name was to scam sonny boy's employer by buying the bike using son's employee discount.

Wow. I missed that. They know every angle to squeeze every free penny, don't they? I wonder if whoever is paying his disability (gov or employers) know that being totally disabled hasn't stopped him from not just riding, but racing motorcyles?

[zillabreeze]

3 hours ago, GoodieGirl said:

I used contractors through Lowe's to install new carpeting, they were professional and did great work. My dad felt I paid too much and I should have looked for a handyman to do it cheaper. See, he had a handyman install a skylight years ago, that thing leaked every time there was a sprinkle, it cost triple the amount of money to get it fixed than what they paid to install it and yet he still thinks the cheaper route is the way to go.  I love the man but he doesn't just doesn't understand when you buy cheap, you get cheap.

"El barato sale caro"  quoth Judge Marilyn Milian.

(The cheap comes out expensive)

Edited August 14, 2018 by zillabreeze

[WhoaWhoKnew]

3 minutes ago, stewedsquash said:

Did the plaintiff wear an embroidered tuxedo jacket?

Lmao, yes! I never thought I would see someone be too dressy for court on this show.

[zillabreeze]

Free advice to Defendent Kochevar:

1. When you have giant fat arms...wear sleeves!!!!

2. STOP BREEDING!

You're welcome.

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, stewedsquash said:

I had no empathy at all for the truck driver lady. She was a loser/scammer/abuser of the domestic system, I don't care how many jobs/hours she works. Added her to my top five list of most unliked litigant.

Agree. Hated her. Hated her smirking, which she oh-so-wrongfully thought was winsome, the tats she chose to display on her massive arms,  and her mealy-mouthed excuses. "Oh, Mom is a horrible, racist person (which didn't stop me from taking money from her) who dislikes my boyfriend (I wish we could have seen him) because he's black!" That's right. Her dislike has nothing to do with the fact that he's violent and an abuser who doesn't support his own kids, I'm sure. "Yes, he was arrested for abuse, but the charges were dropped - oh, well yeah - BY ME!" That means he's innocent I guess. Oh, no. It doesn't. It just means def.  - like the enless parade of pathetic women we see here - is so desperate for a warm body she'll put up with anything. Pay your own bills, you burly beast. You're surely big enough and old enough to do so. Yeah, why should your mom pay your deadbeat, scumbag boyfriend's child support, you cretin? I don't care if mom has a billion dollars.

[zillabreeze]

New Judge Judy & AngelaHunter.  Whew!

The world is back on it's axis.

[zillabreeze]

1 hour ago, zillabreeze said:

Free advice to Defendent Kochevar:

1. When you have giant fat arms...wear sleeves!!!!

2. STOP BREEDING!

You're welcome.

PS.  I can judge, because I have giant fat arms.  My yard guy has to wait at the front door till I find sleeves.   TeeVee??? Oh hell no.

[stephinmn]

On 8/6/2018 at 7:10 PM, AngelaHunter said:

Was that during the repeat of the disgusting, trashy, parasitic couple, the Carters? (amazing how water truly does always find its own level. The Carters are a perfect match) Mrs. C has PTSD, is totally disabled (yet still able to care for her 1-year old and 3-year old grandchildren) and no upper teeth, and Mr.Carter is a pop-eyed, ferret-y little asshole who works sometimes and gets his disabled wife to bum money from her uncle to buy them food and gas - since they can't afford such things -  yet disabled, toothless wife really needed her "dream car", an ancient POS Caddy and sappy uncle was dumb enough to cough up the dough for it? They may be worse than useless, taking up space and oxygen better utilized by useful creatures like earthworms, yet the Carters know how to breed!

I never saw Mr. Erich Miller(I think it was Miller) he of the twinkling diamond earring, nice suit, smarmy grin, huge ego and no credit. Another silly woman giving a leech/con artitst a credit card to use and - suprise! He abused that privilege. So egotistical (or sociopathic) is Erich he thought it was amusing when JJ informed him what a fool he was making of himself. He never saw a credit card! He never had a credit card belonging to plainitff! So stupid is he that he couldn't find or recognize his own name on the CC bill. Ladies, if your man hasn't got two nickels to rub together and can't even get a credit card with the most minimal limit on it of his own - do not give him yours! There's a very good reason he's broke and credit-less at a mature age and it doesn't bode well for your bank account. Plaintiff? You can do better than this hustler.

I actually felt a little sorry for her, that an ancient Cadillac was her "dream car". I can't even imagine being that poor and resigned.

I did find the news article about her son who was killed by a train. For some strange reason, I thought he was a little boy who was walking along the tracks. He was, actually, a man in his young 20s who was (from what I understood) a passenger in a car that decided to "go around" the arms and got hit. I am a little surprised that she didn't get money from the driver's insurance, but maybe she did and forgot about buying her dream car with it?

Anyway, she didn't actually witness her child being hit by a train, so PTSS is an iffy diagnosis. Generally, that results from survivor guilt and/or witnessing something very traumatic. The train engineer more likely had PTSS than she did. 

[zillabreeze]

9 minutes ago, stephinmn said:

I actually felt a little sorry for her, that an ancient Cadillac was her "dream car". I can't even imagine being that poor and resigned.

I did find the news article about her son who was killed by a train. For some strange reason, I thought he was a little boy who was walking along the tracks. He was, actually, a man in his young 20s who was (from what I understood) a passenger in a car that decided to "go around" the arms and got hit. I am a little surprised that she didn't get money from the driver's insurance, but maybe she did and forgot about buying her dream car with it?

Anyway, she didn't actually witness her child being hit by a train, so PTSS is an iffy diagnosis. Generally, that results from survivor guilt and/or witnessing something very traumatic. The train engineer more likely had PTSS than she did. 

As my friend from NYC says when someone lays on subway tracks..."selfish bastard just gave a hard-working conductor a lifetime of nightmares"

As far as going around RR arms....just thinning the herd".

[stephinmn]

7 hours ago, Brattinella said:

Isn't disability something you, as a worker, pay into over time?  It isn't funded by taxpayers, is it?

Yes and no. There is SSI, for disabled people who did not work at least 40 quarters (so ten years) in their lives, and Social Security Disability (SSDI) for people who did. BOTH are funded by the Social Security administration, so technically, Byrd's taxes.  

[zillabreeze]

7 minutes ago, stewedsquash said:

Haha, mine aren't huge but they are kind of chunky and I always admire women who just say Eff it and wear sleeveless tops. One day I will be comfortable enough to do it. I shoot for short or 3/4, no sleeveless or long. I have a lot of clothing rules in that I must not be aware of my clothes at all or it bugs me and I pull them off. My favorite thing is  a house gown, haha. I get home, the gown goes on.

It's called self awareness & personal pride. Thank goodness our litigants mostly don't possess either.  Without them, our snark world would be so barren 

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, zillabreeze said:

Free advice to Defendent Kochevar:

1. When you have giant fat arms...wear sleeves!!!!

2. STOP BREEDING!

There's an unwritten "JJ Appearance Law", or so it seems: The more massive your arms (and holy shit - these were whoppers on someone so young!) the skimpier your outfit. Make it low-cut and sleeveless! Spare us nothing! Fucking dimwits - Dopey Anthony and his "fiance" (yeah, right) she of the ham hock arms was unable to answer any question directly and both of them seem to think it's cute or amusing that her kids (No, Anthony, they are NOT your kids, but the offspring of your girlfriend) smash windows and kick in doors during "temper tantrums".

Then we had Shatima, who seemed to feel that JJ's castigation of her darling boy who is 17( and has been arrested at least twice) and looked 30 was a reason for eye-rolling. Shatima should maybe spend less time and money getting her arm (that we could see) covered in huge tats and more time checking out what her hell-spawn is up to.

JJ asks plaintiff, whose motorcyle was stolen by Shatima's snowflake, how many times he's been arrested. She was truly expecting him to say "None" but his smile and casual, "Oh, A few times," (maybe he never kept count) prompted a shocked and disgusted,  "OH MY GAWD!" from her. If I had ever been arrested, even once, I guarantee I wouldn't smile as I related that fact, especially on national TeeVee. OH MY GAWD indeed.

24 minutes ago, stephinmn said:

I am a little surprised that she didn't get money from the driver's insurance

"Insurance?" Surely you jest.

[Brattinella]

Did I not have withholding taken out for decades for this?  Like 25% of my pay?

 

Sorry, forgot to quote re: SSI/SSDI.

Edited August 15, 2018 by Brattinella

[zillabreeze]

@AngelaHunter. Our lovely litigants just happyass along acting as if multiple arrests, living on the dole, banging into hard-working folks while having insurance that "lapped" just HOURS before is just f-ing normal. 

Squatting out little loin droppings "by accident" as if they were immaculate conceptions.  That, by the way happen to increase the monthly Byrd Check.

"Disabled" apparently means "I get a check because life happened".

Can't pay rent, insurance or utility bills?  Of course not, those things are waaaay down on the priority list.  Much more to spend Byrd's check on-  Tats, rims, flat screens, designer bags, Xboxes, $900. cell phones, weaves, nails,  and bail for baby mama exboyfriend who happens to be the Godneighbor's fiance.

[AngelaHunter]

3 minutes ago, zillabreeze said:

Squatting out little loin droppings

 

36 minutes ago, zillabreeze said:

As my friend from NYC says when someone lays on subway tracks..."selfish bastard just gave a hard-working conductor a lifetime of nightmares"

As far as going around RR arms....just thinning the herd".

I think you're my new best friend. And, since we're now BFFs, could you help me with my situation? My old 37" tv isn't impressing anyone anymore. Can you borrow me the money to get a 60"? I don't work due to the pain and suffering I have because a birthday cake I ordered for my niece had her name spelled incorrectly and I need something to keep me entertained during the day. Thanks.

53 minutes ago, stephinmn said:

I actually felt a little sorry for her, that an ancient Cadillac was her "dream car". I can't even imagine being that poor and resigned.

I had to give up my car when I lived alone in a fairly crappy apartment and was working my ass off for very little money. I had to chose between utilities, food and my "dream car" since I didn't have anyone I could hit up to buy it for me AND pay my rent AND buy me food. No one felt sorry for me! Oh boo hoo hoo!!:(

[zillabreeze]

@AngelaHunter..I have giggled at you for eons.  Everyone has the "fantasy dinner" with Jesus, Lincoln, Einstein.. pffft...

I want to find a bar with a giant TV (running JJ &MM) get shit faced with you, Stewed, Sandy, Brat, SRT.  Y'all are my peeps.

I've been broke, broke, broke.  I did stupid shit like cut the cable, eat mac& cheese, quit smoking, quit drinking (shudder), shopped at thrift stores, cut insurance from full coverage to liability (never lapped). 

My dumbass did not know that Byrd would pick up the slack.

And don't EVEN get me started on this cell phone nonsense.  WTF???  You can't pay rent, but you sell your soul to Apple for this year's model?  900-1000$????

i have a lovely BRAND NEW Moto that will run circles around any phone.  Cash.  $185.. ..  oh sorry, can't scrape it?  Much better to finance a thousand dollar phone you're gonna throw at someone that disrespected you...

[AuntiePam]

1 hour ago, stewedsquash said:

Haha, mine aren't huge but they are kind of chunky and I always admire women who just say Eff it and wear sleeveless tops. One day I will be comfortable enough to do it. I shoot for short or 3/4, no sleeveless or long. I have a lot of clothing rules in that I must not be aware of my clothes at all or it bugs me and I pull them off. My favorite thing is  a house gown, haha. I get home, the gown goes on.

I used to look down on house gowns but after a recent stint in assisted living (aka nursing home) after an accident, I'm a fan.   Pockets!  Open in the front!  I just wish the fabrics and styles were more attractive.  All the ones I had were something my grandma would wear.  Well, no, actually she wouldn't.  They would have been too gaudy even for her.

Today's landlord-tenant case was fun.  I'm sure Tara the wide-eyed-innocent was surprised that JJ was so unsympathetic.  Good luck with the defendant tenants and their 13-year-old berserker. 

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, zillabreeze said:

I want to find a bar with a giant TV (running JJ &MM) get shit faced with you, Stewed, Sandy, Brat, SRT.  Y'all are my peeps

Oh, our late-lamented, unrealized road trip! I think we had to cancel it because StewedSquash refused to put all the charges on her CC, because we all have bad credit and even though we promised to pay her back with our tax returns and disablility checks, we couldn't decide who would bring the cheese balls and I was still working on getting insurance for my 19-year old Beemer. All of us getting shit-faced and watching endless JJ&MM eps - Mst3K style -  would be a dream vacation, well, until someone throws a bottle through a window, takes someone else to the floor, sets fire to the towels or pulls a knife, that is and we get thrown out of the hotel. *sigh* Some things may be better left to fantasy.

1 hour ago, zillabreeze said:

Y'all are my peeps.

Two words: "Loin droppings." You've reached a pinnacle of some sort. Respeck!

[SandyToes]

1 hour ago, zillabreeze said:

I want to find a bar with a giant TV (running JJ &MM) get shit faced with you, Stewed, Sandy, Brat, SRT.  Y'all are my peeps.

Damn skippy. 

7 minutes ago, AngelaHunter said:

we couldn't decide who would bring the cheese balls

Oh for dawg's sake, you big whiner!   **  I'll ** bring the damn cheese balls. Criminy. (Gets me off the hook for the big expense!)

We could take a cruise. Maybe get Byrd to join us.  

.......   Or pay for it.

 

2 hours ago, zillabreeze said:

Squatting out little loin droppings

This may actually be one of the most, if not THE most appropriate summation of who we usually see on this show.  Dang, that was funny!

Edited August 15, 2018 by SandyToes

[zillabreeze]

I seriously wish I could take credit for "loin droppings" but I can't.  I picked it  up off some where on the internets several months ago.  My bff and I both dislike children and it's just become our speak.  Kudos though to the author!

[SRTouch]

6 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

 

I think you're my new best friend. And, since we're now BFFs, could you help me with my situation? My old 37" tv isn't impressing anyone anymore. Can you borrow me the money to get a 60"?

Psst, remember - a smart TV with surround sound and  don'cha need help with the cable bill 

[zillabreeze]

4 hours ago, SRTouch said:

Psst, remember - a smart TV with surround sound and  don'cha need help with the cable bill 

No worries, I have a nine year old step godcousin with a decent SS#.  We'll put satellite and an Xbox in her name. When she turns 18 and bitches that we've jacked her credit,  we can sue her for harassment.  Win. Win. 

Edited August 15, 2018 by zillabreeze

[zillabreeze]

10 hours ago, AuntiePam said:

I used to look down on house gowns but after a recent stint in assisted living (aka nursing home) after an accident, I'm a fan.   Pockets!  Open in the front!  I just wish the fabrics and styles were more attractive.  All the ones I had were something my grandma would wear.  Well, no, actually she wouldn't.  They would have been too gaudy even for her.

Today's landlord-tenant case was fun.  I'm sure Tara the wide-eyed-innocent was surprised that JJ was so unsympathetic.  Good luck with the defendant tenants and their 13-year-old berserker. 

Damn, you know it!!!  My version of the house gown is 3x , extra tall, men's v neck tee shirt.  Sadly, no pockets.  But points for bleachability.  PTV & coffee snot is hell on the house gown.

[AZChristian]

You know what's sad @stewedsquash?  JJ "litigants" would actually think your reasoning is logical.  

[zillabreeze]

@stewedsquash.  You have to talk to us and you can't unfriend us on soshul meedya.  Otherwise, you have no proof that we harassed you for the money you borrowed us.

[Spunkygal]

25 minutes ago, stewedsquash said:

Picture it...Judge Judy courtroom

Hey, Judy, how you doing? I resent that Angela has been spreading lies about me not putting this trip on my credit card. I got a $4,000 cash advance on my credit card to pay for our trip. With said money I bought some clothes, cheeseballs,  a hoopty, lottery tickets, a big swing set for my two granddaughters, and a gift card for $100 from Speedway for my DD Express iced coffee addiction. All that adds up to $6,000. Y'all didn't make the first payment yet and if y'all don't make it, I ain't making it because I was only supposed to get the money out for the trip. The balance owed now is $15,000 on the cc. I will never speak to any of you again,  I know none of you when I see you.(I am now shouting across the space between podiums at all y'all  janky ass friends) The judge will know you have to pay because I have proof that I got $4,000 out for our trip. I used whiteout to put in my name on my neighbor's receipt he got for his trip and that's the same trip we were taking and that's solid proof.  (JJ:Don't speak to them,I will dismiss your case) (eye roll continued outburst) He payed $9,000 for his trip so y'all owe me that much plus the $15,000 credit bill plus the $4,000. The whole board here does because y'all were all thinking about going which is approval.  Y'all owe me money because I wouldn't have spent that money on myself if not for the big trip of my lifetime, that I always dreamed of taking.  I will never speak to any of you again. (JJ speaking) Case dismissed with prejudice! Byrd will you show these people out. I am not doing any math today!

Picture it...Hallterview huddle, all of us sobbing and expressing our love for each other while planning the party of the year. 

Don't forget to tell JJ how you feel. Because she loves to hear about your feelings.

[AngelaHunter]

25 minutes ago, stewedsquash said:

 

12 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

You know what's sad @stewedsquash?  JJ "litigants" would actually think your reasoning is logical.  

They would, but with a few minor changes:

21 minutes ago, stewedsquash said:

 I resent that Angela has been defaming my name for not putting this trip on my credit card. She knew my situation and that my credit was tore up. I got a $4,000 loan with a 110% interest to pay for our trip..............  The judge will know you have to pay because I have proof that I got $4,000 out for our trip. What? Well, no - I don't have it with me today!

The rest is pretty much golden. Pretty pretty pretty much. Yikes.

[zillabreeze]

1 hour ago, stewedsquash said:

Picture it...Judge Judy courtroom

Hey, Judy, how you doing? I resent that Angela has been spreading lies about me not putting this trip on my credit card. I got a $4,000 cash advance on my credit card to pay for our trip. With said money I bought some clothes, cheeseballs,  a hoopty, lottery tickets, a big swing set for my two granddaughters, and a gift card for $100 from Speedway for my DD Express iced coffee addiction. All that adds up to $6,000. Y'all didn't make the first payment yet and if y'all don't make it, I ain't making it because I was only supposed to get the money out for the trip. The balance owed now is $15,000 on the cc. I will never speak to any of you again,  I know none of you when I see you.(I am now shouting across the space between podiums at all y'all  janky ass friends) The judge will know you have to pay because I have proof that I got $4,000 out for our trip. I used whiteout to put in my name on my neighbor's receipt he got for his trip and that's the same trip we were taking and that's solid proof.  (JJ:Don't speak to them,I will dismiss your case) (eye roll continued outburst) He payed $9,000 for his trip so y'all owe me that much plus the $15,000 credit bill plus the $4,000. The whole board here does because y'all were all thinking about going which is approval.  Y'all owe me money because I wouldn't have spent that money on myself if not for the big trip of my lifetime, that I always dreamed of taking.  I will never speak to any of you again. (JJ speaking) Case dismissed with prejudice! Byrd will you show these people out. I am not doing any math today!

Picture it...Hallterview huddle, all of us sobbing and expressing our love for each other while planning the party of the year. 

But, but... The 30k weddin' to our 4th babydaddy (who will catch parole next month) is paramount in our bill paying priorities. 

Yes, we're late on rent,  But that's cool cause we 'splained it to the stupid landlord that didn't realise that he/she was running a charity and forgot to snug up to section 8.  Meanwhile, our kids will kick holes in the wall, cause that's what normal wear & tear is. 

Defendant Kovchevar stood there, mouth agape as if she couldn't comprehend that punching holes in the house isn't normal.

"Wear & tear"  in my childhood meant "you TEAR something up and someone will WEAR your ass out"

[mtbingmom]

16 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

JJ asks plaintiff, whose motorcyle was stolen by Shatima's snowflake, how many times he's been arrested. She was truly expecting him to say "None" but his smile and casual, "Oh, A few times," (maybe he never kept count) prompted a shocked and disgusted,  "OH MY GAWD!" from her. If I had ever been arrested, even once, I guarantee I wouldn't smile as I related that fact, especially on national TeeVee. OH MY GAWD indeed.

 

This interchange had me rolling. JJ expects him to say "no", but he says "a few times". His nonchalant attitude, and her response were just hysterical

Edited August 15, 2018 by mtbingmom
No such person as ll

[AZChristian]

1 hour ago, mtbingmom said:

This interchange had me rolling. JJ expects him to say "no", but he says "a few times". His nonchalant attitude, and her response were just hysterical

Number one rule for an attorney.  Never ask a question that you don't already know the answer to.

[AngelaHunter]

9 minutes ago, AlleC17 said:

he couldn't get a new one because he had bought his girlfriend a $30k Lexus and had had to take out a loan on it so no extra cash for a car for him, and of course, no insurance.

It does sound like prime JJ material. Call me naive, but I really was not aware of the stupidity and insanity going on day in and day out until I started watching court shows because never in my life have I known anyone, or even known OF anyone, to get up to the shenannigans we see here. Why did no one ever buy ME a Lexus?

He should consider doing what Montrell and Abigail, his sainted baby momma, from today's case did: Buy a raggedy, 14-year old POS Lexus (but it's a LEXUS - something you really need when you're broke and have an upcoming Blessed Event) and then refuse to pay for it because it's not in showroom condition. Also, he could illegally rent out rooms in his apartment to a variety of weirdos and misfits, take their money and then boot them out. There are a million options in JJ-Land!

Then we had the cousin/step-sister/adopted sister/mother/niece I dunno WTF the beef was because I gave up.

[Quof]

c/ss/as/m/n defendant was pissed because plaintiff c/ss/as/m/n brought up the fact that her baby had died and she kept the caucus for several days.  Apparently they were drunk.  Except only one of them was drunk.  And plaintiff didn't really live there.  But she really did live there.  And something about a restraining order. And an involuntary psychiatric hospitalization.  And Judy warning that, if you sue for defamation, the court will examine your entire reputation, and do you really want that brought up on television. 

Despite recalling all of these details, I still have no idea what happened in the end.

[SandyToes]

18 minutes ago, Quof said:

c/ss/as/m/n defendant was pissed because plaintiff c/ss/as/m/n brought up the fact that her baby had died and she kept the caucus for several days.  Apparently they were drunk.  Except only one of them was drunk.  And plaintiff didn't really live there.  But she really did live there.  And something about a restraining order. And an involuntary psychiatric hospitalization.  And Judy warning that, if you sue for defamation, the court will examine your entire reputation, and do you really want that brought up on television. 

Despite recalling all of these details, I still have no idea what happened in the end.

That was some kind of wacko.  Keeping the caucus (carcass?!?)  Yowza.  But when JJ asked plaintiff if she really wanted to keep going with the defamation angle, and have her whole life exposed, her response was, "Yes!  Bring it on!" (or thereabouts.)   Dammit JJ!!  We were cheated!!  She agreed!  I'm wondering if it wasn't some really awful stuff that in the interest of humanity JJ declined to expose.  Maybe. 

Another one of those cases where we really needed a flowchart to keep up with the familial relationships.

Edited August 16, 2018 by SandyToes

[AuntiePam]

15 minutes ago, Quof said:

 

Despite recalling all of these details, I still have no idea what happened in the end.

Nobody got anything.  I was appalled at plaintiff referring to her niece/sister's dead baby's body as a carcass, or caucus -- my god, her story was so rehearsed, she couldn't get that word right?

I believed sister/niece wasn't drinking -- isn't a round face a sign of kidney disease/dialysis treatment?  Her face was very round.  Mom needs to have that mole checked out. 

[AngelaHunter]

47 minutes ago, Quof said:

c/ss/as/m/n defendant was pissed because plaintiff c/ss/as/m/n

Oh, I forgot to include "god-cousins" because mother's husband's brother-in-law (or someone) was someone's godfather. I'm so glad I stopped before hearing about any caucus.

 

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I was appalled at plaintiff referring to her niece/sister's dead baby's body as a carcass, or caucus

I can't watch this, but what I'm reading here is distressing me. Did this... person actually refer to a dead infant using the same word I might use to refer to the leftovers from a roasted chicken dinner? Can this be true?

Producers, do we really need this kind of stuff??? FFS.

Edited August 16, 2018 by AngelaHunter