Quotes of Tomorrow

[bettername2come]

Sara: Ava's the kind of girl you take home to your parents. I'm the kind you take to an exorcism. 

 

Nate: How do I use it?

Leo: You pull the trigger.

 

Mick: I haven't watched a live game of football in three years, I do not want to know the score!

 

Ray: Mick, you're really showing some management potential-

Mick: Get out!

 

Sara: We're also from the future. And spoiler alert - you don't age well.

[Maelstrom]

Leo: I hope no one was seducing anybody while I was getting lobotomized!

[tennisgurl]

Leo: "I`m gonna ask Ray to marry me."

Mick: "RAY?!?!"

Leo: "My Ray, not Your Ray."

 

Ray: "That IS my jam."

Edited February 13, 2018 by tennisgurl

[MarkHB]

Sara: Are we really this damaged?

Constantine: God, I hope so!

[Jediknight]

Leo: "I don't know.  You're both strong women, you're both obsessed with repairing time, you're both super hot."
*surprised look from Sara*
Leo: "Gay, not blind."

[Delphi]

Zari: Hedgehog Day!

[Lugal]

Zari: Why was Gary in the trash?

Gideon: I thought it'd be funny.

[bettername2come]

3x11

Zari: This says "bosom" far too many times to be a manifesto. 

 

Ray: Mick.

Zari: He's clean. Unlike his literary erotica.

 

Zari: I'm losing my mind.

Nate: Wait, did you do the uh -

Zari: Fun montage? - Yeah. Yeah, thanks for that. You're a good friend. 

 

Mick: Burn it!

Nate: That'll make it explode! You know, for a guy who loves fire, you really have no idea how it works.

 

Gideon: It doesn't take a supercomputer to predict that those two would wind up dinky-tickling once Amaya returned to the team. 

 

3x12

Zari: You know for a megalomaniac, he has very lovely penmanship.

Ray: I know, right?

 

Mick: What's up?

Amaya: Nothing.

Mick: I said "What's up?"

 

Rip: (i.e. the speedster alcohol): That Cisco's a bloody genius!

[Starfish35]

Sara, watching in horror from the restaurant window as the Waverider crashes down: "We're going to need the check."

[Jediknight]

Rip: "Your girlfriend dumped you, your team treats you like an outcast, it's no wonder you're a walkabout.  But, the world needs Wallace West to step in from the cold.  And I know a place where outcasts fit right in, some might say that they become Legends.  Care to join me?"
Wally: "Is 'Careless Whisper' not the best karaoke song of all time?"
Rip: "It is the way we sing it, mate."

[bettername2come]

Wally: Once a thief, always a thief.

Nate: We allow light to moderate theft on this ship. We like to call them 'souvenirs.'

 

Damien Darhk: I haven't had a single match.

Upswipz guy: Most people have luck with adding hobbies.

Damien Darhk: I said I wanted to destroy the world and remake it in my own image - ooh, trying new restaurants.

Upzwipz guy: You also said you're 199 years old.

Damien: Yeah, it won't go any higher. Can you fix that?

Upswipz guy: Everyone lies about their age.

 

Nora: I'm annoyed.

Damien: Hi, Annoyed. I'm Dad.

 

Damien: You watch the prisoner. I'll bring you back some chocolate. Who are we kidding? I'm probably going to pick up a hat for myself.

 

Amaya: So how do you know Nathaniel?

Wally: I was basically his wingman back in Central City. Helped him get over some heartbreak. This basic bitch actually dumped him on his birthday. Can you believe that?

Amaya: Yeah. Cause I'm that basic bitch.

 

Nora: Not that Dad! That Dad!

Ray: He's definitely going to kill me! I'm supposed to have you home by now!

 

Nora: For the love of Mallus, will you stop with the hat thing?

 

Ray: If you really love your daughter, maybe you shouldn't let her be a conduit for a primordial evil.

Damien: I admit this isn't the life I wanted for her. World domination was supposed to be my gift to her, not her career path.

 

Young Damien: Huh, magic. I should look into that.

 

Damien: Who are you calling old man? I look good for 257.

 

Damien: I am gonna kick my ass.

 

Time Bureau Guy: I've got to stop Alexander Hamilton from seeing the musical Hamilton.

[ohjoy]

Reading the quotes before watching the episode is an absolute trip. This show is so crazy.

[bettername2come]

Nate: The only people evil enough to kill rock and roll...and I bet you that sick bastard likes ska.

 

Ray: Normally you send us into the field with a little more pizzazz. 

Sara: *eye roll* Put on your Sunday best, Legends. We are going to church!

 

Ray: Just keep Mick away from the collection plate...and the communion wafers.

Mick: Pshh! That's not bread!

 

Sara: But that means...

Amaya: Elvis is a totem-bearer.

 

Elvis: I don't know how I'm going to thank you.

Nate: If you'd like to write a song about me, here are several words that rhyme with "Nate."

(silly Nate, Elvis doesn't write)

 

Ray: Maybe the preacher was right about rock n' roll. You know what never hurt anyone? A nice showtune.

(Barry and Kara might disagree with you)

 

Ray: Mick, don't panic! You just forgot to chew again!

 

Nate: The real reason music matters is that it keeps things alive after they're gone.

 

Sara: You just had to throw a rodent funeral, didn't you?

 

Elvis: Thank you, Jesse. Thank you very much. 

 

Amaya: I've sabotaged Axis tanks. I'm sure I can figure out a stupid playlist.

[bettername2come]

Mick: We're going to need a bigger med bay.

 

Ava: Who sleeps with a warlock and then turns around and calls me her girlfriend?

 

Nate: I'm gonna go get the earth totem.

Mick: You're gonna die.

Nate: Thanks, Mick.

 

Mick: You look like a cat in a dryer.

Zari: That's not funny. I love cats.

 

Mick: Wielding a totem's bad enough. Now you want me to wear a necklace?

 

Ava: When did a Legend ever go quietly?

 

Sara: No to a life free of pain and regret. No to bringing more death to this world. No to being a demon's lackey. I owe that little girl that.

[Sakura12]

Constantine: “I’m not Dr. what’s his bloody face”
Ava and Gary: “Who”

[MarkHB]

12 hours ago, Sakura12 said:

Constantine: “I’m not Dr. what’s his bloody face”
Ava and Gary: “Who”

Constantine: Exactly!

[Jediknight]

Gary: "Wait, I can't believe.  You both slept with Captain Lance?"
Ava: "Gary!"
Constatine: "Did we now?  Well then, we both have excellent taste in damaged women."
Ava: "Sara's not damaged."
Constatine: "Yeah, and I'm the bloody Pope."

[shantown]

Nate: "If I'm not back in five minutes..."
Zari: "Wait longer."
Nate: "No, come rescue me!"

[Delphi]

 Wally: mmm, so worse than Flashpoint?

Ray: uhh,  is that what we're calling the thing that Barry did?

Wally: mmhm

Ray: uhh,  I think it's something similar...

Yes,  thank you,  Ray,  because Barry, you are a huge douche. 

[bettername2come]

Gary: No! You guys can't break up! I was shipping you two so hard!

 

Ray: Why would you participate in such a charade?

Fake Mrs. Sharp: Do you know how hard it is to get an acting job in Fresno?

 

Sara: And I thought the worst thing about her is she's from Fresno.

 

Ray: What kind of world is this?

Gary: Paradise?

Sara: I'm surrounded by my exes, Gary. This is hell.

 

Gary: I had a dream like this once.

Sara: Me too. Except mine involved less clothing.

Gary: Mine too!

 

Sara: I did not have sex with a robot!

Ray: No, Sara, you had sex with a clone.

 

Wally: What I am is the fastest man alive.

Nate: Second fastest. 

Wally: She did not need to know that, thanks.

 

Gary: Should we help?

Ray: Not unless you want them both to kill you.

 

Kuasa: These chains won't be nearly as convincing if you can turn to steel.

Nate: I'm a good actor. I could've sold it.

 

Nate: Can you do me one favor though? Just put down the cattle prod. I'm gonna die anyway, let's make this a safe space.

Damien: Safe space.

 

Wally: Get your hands off that hard body! I'm sorry that sounded way better in my head.

 

Ray: This is the second worst Attack of the Clones I've ever seen. 

[bettername2come]

Nate: Ray punched me in the face with his giant banana hands and took off with Damien Darhk.

 

Nate: (gasp) They beat him with the Care Bear stare!

 

Mick: Don't worry. You turn into a witch bitch, I'll kill you.

Sara: Thank you.

Mick: You're welcome.

 

Zari: Is it just me or is Jonah Hex hot?

 

Jax: You guys just can't keep yourselves out of trouble, can you?

 

Sara: We are facing an army of pirates, Vikings and Romans. Today is the day we prove that we are not losers. Today is the day we prove that Rip did not die for nothing. Today is the day we earn the name Legends. (Takes shot) Now how do we sneak out the back?

 

Sara: If this really is the end of the world, I choose to die surrounded by you guys.

 

Beebo: Beebo hungry.

Jax: Man, have I missed you guys.

 

Beebo: Beebo want cuddles. (Defeats Mallus)

 

Zari: The totems combined to make a single furry love child.

Mick: Worst orgy ever.

 

Amaya: Just one more mission.

Zari: Better than the line they used on me. "Come with us if you want to live."  I almost die every week on this ship!

[DavidJSnyder]

"Those stupid hawk flying-chicken people."

[Jediknight]

Rip: "It's alright, Sara.  I should very much like to see my wife and son again.  I will miss you Captain Lance.  You and the rest of the Legends.  My one hope, is that you all live up to that name."

Leif Erickson's Sister: "The Blue God, he has returned."

Beebo: "Beebooo!" (hits Mallus with a big splash)

[Lugal]

16 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Zari: Is it just me or is Jonah Hex hot?

Followed by:

Sara: Eh, you could do better.

Zari: You can hear my thoughts?

Mick: Even that stuff about Pretty's girl hands?

[legaleagle53]

On 4/9/2018 at 6:00 PM, bettername2come said:

Zari: Is it just me or is Jonah Hex hot?

Nope. Not just you, Zari.  Even with the scars, Jonah Hex is HOT.  I think it's his eyes that do it for me!

[bettername2come]

One I missed from the finale

Nate: I will use the earth totem to give Voltron flesh.

Sara: You've got to stop calling it that.

Nate: I will never stop calling it that.

[BaggythePanther]

Doing a season re-watch and caught this in episode 3x10: Daddy Darhkest

 

Ray: Guys, I think Sara is in trouble.

Mick: Quiet! Haircut, take the new girl. Find Blondie, Fake Snart and Trenchcoat. Amaya, the Med-Bay. Pretty, the library. Water bitch stays in the freezer.

Ray: You know Mick, you’re really showing some management potential.

Mick: Get out.

 

ETA: I think it’s funny that everyone except Amaya gets a Mickname. Don’t know if that means anything.

Edited August 1, 2018 by BaggythePanther
Added a thought.

[bettername2come]

On 7/29/2018 at 8:58 PM, BaggythePanther said:

Doing a season re-watch and caught this in episode 3x10: Daddy Darhkest

 

Ray: Guys, I think Sara is in trouble.

Mick: Quiet! Haircut, take the new girl. Find Blondie, Fake Snart and Trenchcoat. Amaya, the Med-Bay. Pretty, the library. Water bitch stays in the freezer.

Ray: You know Mick, you’re really showing some management potential.

Mick: Get out.

 

ETA: I think it’s funny that everyone except Amaya gets a Mickname. Don’t know if that means anything.

Practically. Mick doesn't want to get torn apart by bear strength or dropped by an eagle.

[johntfs]

11 hours ago, bettername2come said:

Practically. Mick doesn't want to get torn apart by bear strength or dropped by an eagle.

Presumably he doesn't want to smacked around by Sara, exploded from the inside out by Ray or crushed by Nate in his steel form.  Meanwhile, Snart could freeze him, Zari could (and did) spin him and the sheer number of horrific things that John Constantine can do and has done to those he deems "deserving" defies listing.  I think it's more he treats Amaya with a higher, more formal degree of respect.

[legaleagle53]

19 minutes ago, johntfs said:

Presumably he doesn't want to smacked around by Sara, exploded from the inside out by Ray or crushed by Nate in his steel form.  Meanwhile, Snart could freeze him, Zari could (and did) spin him and the sheer number of horrific things that John Constantine can do and has done to those he deems "deserving" defies listing.  I think it's more he treats Amaya with a higher, more formal degree of respect.

Hold it -- Ray would never do anything like that no matter how badly Mick disrespected him.  Ray's too much of a Boy Scout/affectionate lab puppy to ever want to kill someone like that.

[johntfs]

14 hours ago, legaleagle53 said:

Hold it -- Ray would never do anything like that no matter how badly Mick disrespected him.  Ray's too much of a Boy Scout/affectionate lab puppy to ever want to kill someone like that.

The others probably wouldn't do the more lethal things above either.  My point is that Mick doesn't "Mickname" Amaya because he's afraid of her, he calls her by her name because he respects her and honors her.

[bettername2come]

Nate: As a Legend, your salary is the friendships you make along the way.

 

Sara: What in the Disney Hell is this?

 

Nate: Remember the three C's of pitching: confidence, charisma, - oh, crap.

 

Zari: Turns out sarcasm is a great way to hide some really deep-seeded anger. 

 

Hank: So this is what you've been doing for the last two years. You finally found a use for that history degree.

Nate: Still not letting that go.

Hank: Take the win, son.

[BaggythePanther]

I just did a rewatch of “Witch Hunt” and caught these:

Sara: Constantine is-

Constantine: -Tired, hungover, and in need of a stiff one. Dealer’s choice as to what that’s a euphemism for.

 

Sara: Well I hope you’re feeling morally superior because we are getting our Puritan, Puriton.

The Legends: ...

Sara: That was too much right?

 

Gary: You sure I can’t interest you in a coffee, tea, fizzy water?

Hank: Just validation.

Gary: I think you’re doing a great job.

 

Fairy Godmother: You come from the future, can you honestly tell this child that the hearts of men change in all that time?

Prudence: Do they?

Zari: No, they don’t. People always fear what they don’t understand and that fear turns them into monsters. But we can’t let it turn us into monsters too. We have to be better than them.

[bettername2come]

Sara: You just don't like guys with ties.

Mick: You're right. It like a little flag hanging from their necks saying "I'm a liar."

 

Nate: So that's the big outlet? Eating tacos one day before the rest of America?

 

Gary: I used to think of you as just Amaya's arm candy. 

 

Zari: Ballkick paradox. You can't kick your own dad in the balls because then you wouldn't exist, so you wouldn't be there to kick your dad in the balls.

 

Ava: Did you put butter in the coffee machine again, Gary?

Gary: Yes.

 

Mick: It's too late. He's got a tattoo.

Zari: Oh, please let it be a tramp stamp.

 

Sara: Squad save the Queen.

 

Gary: Lay it on the Gare-Bear. It's okay to cry. In fact, it's encouraged.

 

Ava: How do you keep 5 Legends on a leash at once?

Sara: Very loosely. Because sometimes they pull you in the right direction.

[scarynikki12]

1 minute ago, bettername2come said:

Mick: It's too late. He's got a tattoo.

Zari: Oh, please let it be a tramp stamp.

I loved this so much. 

Zari: That brooding anti-Hero crap must be a real panty dropper huh? You tell her you have four roommates and sleep on the couch? 

Con: Nah I didn’t. She’s my mum. 

Zari: I’m really wishing I had not said ‘panty dropper’. 

[scarynikki12]

Mick: What do you got on em? 

Ray: Gilly loves monkeys, Ian’s first language was Yiddish, and Declan, his nose crinkles when he smiles. It’s actually pretty cute-

Mick: I don’t want to date them Haircut just tell me which one I have to off. 

[scarynikki12]

Ray: Ok so you know a lot. But you don’t know that I was the man who helped Nora Darhk escape the Time Bureau. 

Zari- ::thumbs up::

Sara- You what? 

Mick- She’s not going to sleep with you Haircut. 

Ray- That’s not why I did it. 

Zari- ::skeptical eyebrow::

[Jediknight]

Nate: "Gary, stapler!  Today, we ride!"

[bettername2come]

Ray: This is where Nate would say "I'm your buddy!" and we would fist bump or do a jig...

 

Kid: He kept talking about going to first base with a girl, but who plays baseball in the dark?

 

Ava: Who knew kids could be so cruel? They've been calling me Lake Beast behind my back.

Camper: Excuse me, Lake Beast.

Ava: And to my face.

 

Ava: You know those 2 actors that played my parents? I keep a picture of them on my desk just do I can try to feel a little bit normal.

Sara: Yeah, that is anything but normal.

[bettername2come]

Zari: Were you - 

Rory: Yes! I was watching porn!

 

Zari: Hobbies are very important. Right, Rory?

Rory: I take my porn very seriously!

 

Sara: When we are on a mission, I give the orders.

Charlie: Who's rubbish idea was that?

Sara: You are lucky I'm a reformed assassin. 

 

Gary: I'm so fu-fired.

 

Gary: She was supposed to stay locked in the closet. I was gonna flash her later.

 

Director: Your creation was magnificent.

Mick: I was thinking about adding a fourth boob.

Director: Three was plenty.

[Lugal]

On 11/19/2018 at 7:59 PM, bettername2come said:

Zari: Were you - 

Rory: Yes! I was watching porn!

Zari: On a typewriter?

 

On 11/19/2018 at 7:59 PM, bettername2come said:

Gary: She was supposed to stay locked in the closet. I was gonna flash her later.

*beat* Gary: That didn't sound right.

 

Nate's Uncle: The boys are in the basement, they found Nate's air rifle. *Kid screams in pain*

Hank Heywood: At least they know how to load it.

 

and just because it needs to be said...

Hank: Let's make like a tree and leave.

Edited November 21, 2018 by Lugal

[bettername2come]

5 hours ago, Lugal said:

Hank: Let's make like a tree and leave.

Makes sense. Old Biff had learned to say it correctly in the movie by 2015.

[bettername2come]

Mona: Tell me everything! I am big time shipping you two.

Ava: No shipping the inmates!

 

Nate: It's a lute.

Mick: *suddenly awake* Did someone say "loot?"

 

Constantine: In the hands of a master lutist it can be a powerful weapon. Just look at Sting.

 

Nate: I don't know if you noticed, but I happen to be a GROWN ASS SUPERHERO...who just wants to play a lute for a minotaur.

 

Ava: Who doesn't want to see a Ray Palmer love letter? You have to open it. There's probably glitter in it.

 

Mona: Anything for my generation's Ross and Rachel.

 

Sara: You'd think that we of all people would understand that time makes no sense.

 

Nate: Pinata Fridays!

Sara: How many times do I have to say no to that?

[MarkHB]

Hemingway: Marcel, bring me my rifles!

Marcel: Right away, sir.

Mick (to Sara): I need a Marcel.

 

Sara: Great... drunk hunting with Hemingway.  What could possibly go wrong?

[paulvdb]

Sara, after she punched Hemingway: "That's for being on my summer eighth grade reading list."

[Jediknight]

Mona: "Happy Birthday to you.  Happy Birthday to this isn't making things better, is it?"
Nora: "No, it's fantastic.  Keep going."

*as the Minotaur is going after Salvador Dali*
Dali: "See, he looks just as I drew it."
Hank: "You leave that weirdo alone!  Your fight is with me."

Sara: "I get it.  I'm proud of you.  So, go on.  Go do your adult thing, and we'll see you around."

Edited November 29, 2018 by Jediknight

[bettername2come]

Gideon: You have missed calls from Barry Allen, Oliver Queen and Kara Zor-El.

Ray: Sounds like the annual crossover.

Nate: Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.

 

Charlie: Nice work, ZariCat.

 

Zari: Because of you dicks, I have been a cat for months. You know where this tongue has been? Places.

 

Ava: I knew something was wrong! I mean, I like the Indigo Girls, but they should not be a way of life!

 

Charlie: What is it with you guys and white whales? You really think the three of you can beat me?

Sara: Oh, I can beat you all by myself. Dammit! Get back here!

 

Constantine: What the Fraggle Rock?

 

Ava: Your female characters are shallow, lubidinous and so much fun to read!

 

Charlie: I love the insanity that passes for normal around here.

Edited December 11, 2018 by bettername2come

[bettername2come]

I missed this when it aired but after

On 12/10/2018 at 9:59 PM, bettername2come said:

Gideon: You have missed calls from Barry Allen, Oliver Queen and Kara Zor-El.

Ray: Sounds like the annual crossover.

Nate: Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass.

while Charlie is walking through the ship, we hear one of them (Nate, I think) say, "Did I tell you Oliver owes me money?"

[BaggythePanther]

18 minutes ago, bettername2come said:

I missed this when it aired but after

while Charlie is walking through the ship, we hear one of them (Nate, I think) say, "Did I tell you Oliver owes me money?"

I’m pretty sure it was Ray. 

[bettername2come]

34 minutes ago, BaggythePanther said:

I’m pretty sure it was Ray. 

Statistically, that does seem more likely.