Morning Joe: All Episodes Talk

[Chloesmom]

I'm just a dumb country lawyer . . . drink!

[suomi]

3 hours ago, millennium said:

Sorry for being cold-hearted, but I don't care about Mika's father and I find it strange the panel is falling over itself to praise a dead guy I never heard of until I watched this show.

 

We won't count that against you because you're new, but we hold Dr Z in high esteem because ...

 

... and I love that you find it on YT by typing "stunningly superficial." Happy Birthday, Dr Z!

OMG, remember when he was talking about his upcoming Nobel-related trip to Oslo and he looks at Joe and sez "It's in Norway." I just about peed myself laughing that morning.

Edited March 28, 2018 by suomi

[Chloesmom]

Stunningly superficial . . . to his face . . . drink!

Thanks for that glorious blast from the past suomi!

[millennium]

It must be asked: Why would anyone who likes movies, television, popular music and popular culture want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't like movies, television, popular music or popular culture?

[suomi]

I guess the stadium echo blew any plans to re-run the first hour. I'm on the third hour in my time zone and it's new.

[jjj]

Thanks he whole show is having weird camera work today.  I didn't see any panels together until I just saw Heidi and Eugene in the same shot; now Heileman and guest Daniel Goldman together.  Otherwise, it is like watching the opening of the Brady Bunch squares talking to the other squares.  Maybe the producers could make it into a version of Hollywood Squares, combining sound bites and quiz questions.  

Now Mika is practicing saying  Ekonomou  on air.  The others have no problem saying his name.  

[suomi]

2 minutes ago, millennium said:

It must be asked: Why would anyone who likes movies, television, popular music and popular culture want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't like movies, television, popular music or popular culture?

Because he thinks some of Nantucket Barbie's patina will rub off on him?

[jjj]

3 minutes ago, suomi said:

I guess the stadium echo blew any plans to re-run the first hour. I'm on the third hour in my time zone and it's new.

Sometimes they have a new opening for hour three, then go to the rerun.  I didn't see hour one, so can't tell if it is all new.  

[Chloesmom]

While I am enjoying this conversation about where Trump will find his next lawyer, Podhoretz had a great idea on Nicolle's show yesterday:

https://twitter.com/DeadlineWH/status/978834956939157506

I think they are in separate studios (or whatever is going on today) because they are jealous of the new walls that Rachel and now Nicolle have with the names of people Trump either fired or dissed via Twitter.  My guess their wall will be all their quotes that do not support Trump so people will stop bringing up those pesky ones that do.  That or it will be a rolling montage of videos of them galloping through the streets of Manhattan and the South of France.

Edited March 28, 2018 by Chloesmom

[suomi]

10 minutes ago, jjj said:

Now Mika is practicing saying  Ekonomou  on air.  The others have no problem saying his name.  

After her "Mare A Lago" this morning she should be practicing! FFS, where does she get off deciding on her own how words should be pronounced? Hoping for a WiccaLeaks before the show ends, giving us a trifecta.

7 minutes ago, jjj said:

Sometimes they have a new opening for hour three, then go to the rerun.  I didn't see hour one, so can't tell if it is all new.  

Oh, then you missed the most amazing stadium echo since the Super Bowl. It was prolonged, and it ruined the hour for re-broadcast. It was delicious.

Edited March 28, 2018 by suomi

[Chloesmom]

5 minutes ago, suomi said:

Oh, then you missed the most amazing stadium echo since the Super Bowl.

GAH, the one time I want them to rerun that first half hour and they bail on it.  That'll teach you not to broadcast from a grown up studio.

[jjj]

Happy families are all alike.  Unhappy families live in separate squares. 

[millennium]

6 minutes ago, Chloesmom said:

GAH, the one time I want them to rerun that first half hour and they bail on it.  That'll teach you not to broadcast from a grown up studio.

They tend to not rebroadcast when they fuck up.   I still vividly remember the day Mika and Scarborough came in high and/or drunk.   It was bizarre.   And it was not repeated at 8 am.

Edited March 28, 2018 by millennium

[suomi]

So, those seven people are in six different locations?

[Chloesmom]

1 minute ago, millennium said:

They tend to not rebroadcast when they fuck up.   I still vividly remember the day Mika and Scarborough came in high and/or drunk.   It was bizarre.   And it was not repeated at 8 am.

Best show ever.  As I recall they even had to cut it off 15 minutes early and not finish out the last hour live or otherwise.  An MJ classic.

[suomi]

1 minute ago, millennium said:

They tend to not rebroadcast when they fuck up.   I still vividly remember the day Mika and Scarborough came in high and/or drunk.   It was bizarre.   And it was not repeated at 8 am.

I voted for drinking all night, no sleep whatsoever, chased with stimulants. That was the best MJ evah.

[millennium]

7 minutes ago, jjj said:

Happy families are all alike.  Unhappy families live in separate squares. 

This is missing:

[jjj]

The *original* echo chamber is preserved on the podcast!  You're right, it is amazing!

3 minutes ago, millennium said:

They tend to not rebroadcast when they fuck up.   I still vividly remember the day Mika and Scarborough came in high and/or drunk.   It was bizarre.   And it was not repeated at 8 am.

 

9 minutes ago, Chloesmom said:

GAH, the one time I want them to rerun that first half hour and they bail on it.  That'll teach you not to broadcast from a grown up studio.

 

17 minutes ago, suomi said:

Oh, then you missed the most amazing stadium echo since the Super Bowl. It was prolonged, and it ruined the hour for re-broadcast. It was delicious.

[millennium]

Now I'm melancholy because we don't have Paul Lyndes or Charles Nelson Reillys anymore.

[Jaded]

1 minute ago, millennium said:

Now I'm melancholy because we don't have Paul Lyndes or Charles Nelson Reillys anymore.

I tuned out of the last MJ hour to watch Match Game on GSN which features Charles daily. Sometimes episodes of MG make more sense then MJ.

[XOQueens]

11 minutes ago, millennium said:

They tend to not rebroadcast when they fuck up.   I still vividly remember the day Mika and Scarborough came in high and/or drunk.   It was bizarre.   And it was not repeated at 8 am.

Please tell me this was immortalised on YouTube.

[Chloesmom]

Ah, the always fabulous Paul Lynde.  What a shame he isn't here to brighten my morning.  Could you imagine a real life, morning, political version of Hollywood Squares with Mr. Lynde in the middle?  Load it up with snarky guests and then watch poor politicos climb into their assigned cube for their segment.  I'd even break down and buy a Tivo so I wouldn't miss a minute of it.

[suomi]

Paul Lynde didn't even have to speak, didn't even have to open his mouth; all he had to do was show up and look at the camera. He was golden.

[jjj]

13 minutes ago, suomi said:

So, those seven people are in six different locations?

Sure looks like it.

3 minutes ago, XOQueens said:

Please tell me this was immortalised on YouTube.

It is immortalized on their own podcast!

[XOQueens]

Just now, jjj said:

It is immortalized on their own podcast!

I didn’t even know they had a Podcast! Anyone know an approximate date for this Morning Drunk episode? Lol

WHY isn’t Joe wearing his glasses? This look is a big no, Joe, no.

[jjj]

Heileman is saying that Arny Becker ("L.A. Law", divorce lawyer) is basically the same person as lawyer Michael Avanati.  

[suomi]

4 minutes ago, jjj said:

It is immortalized on their own podcast!

Do tell! I couldn't find it on YouTube. How does the podcast work? Do I need a roll of quarters?

[jjj]

6 minutes ago, XOQueens said:

I didn’t even know they had a Podcast! Anyone know an approximate date for this Morning Drunk episode? Lol

Oh, I saved the Morning Drunk podcast the minute it was posted! 

ERA:. Episodes are up for a few days, then they move on.  But I download the fav podcasts for posterity.  Unfortunately, I can't link the older podcasts that live on my devices. 

4 minutes ago, suomi said:

Do tell! I couldn't find it on YouTube. How does the podcast work? Do I need a roll of quarters?

No, podcasts are free.  I have a podcast icon on my devices, and there is a search tool to different podcasts via iTunes or other download servers. 

Edited March 28, 2018 by jjj

[XOQueens]

Does Mika have a black eye?

 

I can’t believe this conversation is happening again.

Joe: What’s on that disc?

Heilmann: 32 songs from Morning Joe Music.

Mika: That’s a really good disc!

Jesus. ? 

[cased]

23 minutes ago, suomi said:

So, those seven people are in six different locations?

Most of the people are in NY, but because they have Mika and Joe in separate boxes, they had to show everyone else in boxes, or it would look weird. 

[XOQueens]

6 minutes ago, suomi said:

Do tell! I couldn't find it on YouTube. How does the podcast work? Do I need a roll of quarters?

I’m gonna do my research on this one lol, I’ll link if I find anything. Lol

1 minute ago, cased said:

Most of the people are in NY, but because they have Mika and Joe in separate boxes, they had to show everyone else in boxes, or it would look weird. 

Yeah, I hate to tell them, it still looks weird. 

[millennium]

15 minutes ago, Chloesmom said:

Ah, the always fabulous Paul Lynde.  What a shame he isn't here to brighten my morning.  Could you imagine a real life, morning, political version of Hollywood Squares with Mr. Lynde in the middle?  Load it up with snarky guests and then watch poor politicos climb into their assigned cube for their segment.  I'd even break down and buy a Tivo so I wouldn't miss a minute of it.

I was thinking the same thing, lol!   Washington Squares!

[XOQueens]

Aaaaaand Mika ends this shit show of a show with “And it’s only Monday.” ? 

[Chloesmom]

1 minute ago, millennium said:

I was thinking the same thing, lol!   Washington Squares!

Hee!  Featuring past winners from Ru Paul's Drag Race as permanent guests (you know, like Barnicle but with a pulse and a much better outfit).

[suomi]

8 minutes ago, cased said:

Most of the people are in NY, but because they have Mika and Joe in separate boxes, they had to show everyone else in boxes, or it would look weird. 

Ah, thank you. Because I was wondering if they were paying six different crews, wowzer.

3 minutes ago, XOQueens said:

Aaaaaand Mika ends this shit show of a show with “And it’s only Monday.” ? 

She started it the same way, a few paragraphs in, after the first hour intros. I caught that because I'm the kind of retired person who doesn't always know/doesn't always need to know what day of the week it is. I need Wednesday this week so I snapped to when she welcomed us to Monday's show.

Edited March 28, 2018 by suomi

[Eliot]

2 minutes ago, XOQueens said:

Aaaaaand Mika ends this shit show of a show with “And it’s only Monday.” ? 

Thank you! I was so confused by that. I replayed to make sure I’d heard it right. Joe was on the split screen and didn’t even blink.

She is also increasingly inept at her news reading tasks. Today she misread “partisan”as “bipartisan,” thus completely subverting the meaning of the quote she was trying to read.

[XOQueens]

2 hours ago, oakville said:

Wednesday recap. Joe is still in the bunker but he is not wearing glasses. The echo chamber is horrible. How does MSNBC allow that.

The top story is that Dr Z would have been 90 today. OK. Joe is going over board praising Dr Z. Mika is in a anan adult film actress.other bunker with too much light. 

I’m watching the first hour now and ..... lol the echo chamber quip is so on point on so many levels.

So yeah, Joe and Mika got in a big fight on their vacay and now to make up for it he is going overboard, again, talking about her beloved father. Thats the only plausible explanation I have for this. 

[jjj]

Aww, cute, the Mika square is looking at the Joe square: 

Edited March 28, 2018 by jjj

[suomi]

2 minutes ago, jjj said:

Aww, cute, the Mika square is looking at the Joe square: 

I think she DID watch The Brady Bunch. Busted! (And, damn, he looks like forty miles of bad road.)

Edited March 28, 2018 by suomi

[Landsnark]

19 minutes ago, millennium said:

Washington Squares!

Brilliant

[Chloesmom]

Looks like the Meekster is up to a little Twitter fun as she just retweeted this:

[XOQueens]

9 minutes ago, suomi said:

I think she DID watch The Brady Bunch. Busted! (And, damn, he looks like forty miles of bad road.)

They both look rough. Yikes.

[stormy]

The poll of trump vs the Democratic party was interesting. I hadn't seen it before. In fact CNN has been showing one this week that show trump's approval rating at 42.

And the poll has respondents overwhelming approving of trump's handling of the economy and domestic trade.

The top story on CNN was the North Korean's in China. Trump has already taken credit for it.

Edited March 28, 2018 by stormy

[millennium]

13 minutes ago, jjj said:

Aww, cute, the Mika square is looking at the Joe square: 

I read this as:

"Mika is looking at Joe the square"

[suomi]

33 minutes ago, jjj said:

Oh, I saved the Morning Drunk podcast the minute it was posted! 

Is your save dated? TIA

[teddysmom]

I love that Heileman reminded Joe that Dr Z called him "stunningly superficial".

Wonder how long it'll be before Heileman is back on the show. 

And that someone pointed out to country lawyer Joe that Avenati is better than anyone at fucking with Trump.

But Joe, during the campaign was telling everyone how to handle Trump, to screw with him, to get under his skin.

Again, Joe, you know those cameras are on right? Recording everything you do and say on the show? And when you lie, it's right there for us to throw back in your face. 

[XOQueens]

1 hour ago, millennium said:

It must be asked: Why would anyone who likes movies, television, popular music and popular culture want to be in a relationship with someone who doesn't like movies, television, popular music or popular culture?

The extra curriculars must be good. 

[millennium]

10 minutes ago, XOQueens said:

The extra curriculars must be good. 

I guess she's got a leg up there.

[XOQueens]

31 minutes ago, Chloesmom said:

Looks like the Meekster is up to a little Twitter fun as she just retweeted this:

She’s really opening herself to a lot of shit about her own affairs. 

Wouldn’t Trump have to keep silent about this to pretend the NDA he didn’t sign is still valid? 

[WhineandCheez]

Quote

My parents went to Expo 67. I wasn't born yet.

Braggart

Every time I hear "Stormy Daniels" I think of that beautiful 60's Classics IV song, "Stormy." We can only hope that the 6 other NDAs that are apparently out there are for Tawny, Candy, Destiny, Cherry, Bambi, and Krystle.  Nothing like a klassy billionaire going to porn stars and Playgirl bunnies.  Retro.

Edited March 28, 2018 by WhineandCheez