Kourtney

[Cinnabon]

I wish someone there would do a Jimmy Kimmel type of “gotcha” interview with Kylie and ask her what she thinks about the various musicians up for awards, etc. And then watch her try to BS her way through it .

[nexxie]

44 minutes ago, Artsda said:

Did kids make cut this time? Kylie's at the billboard music awards. Did anyone make the cut. Lol

Looks like this was just for the legal formalities, with Kourtney’s grandmother and Travis’ father as witnesses. The big wedding will be in Italy.

[Cocoa Puff]

32 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Looks like this was just for the legal formalities, with Kourtney’s grandmother and Travis’ father as witnesses. The big wedding will be in Italy.

Yep. I personally LOVE a celebrity wedding so I'm looking forward to seeing Kravis's Big Italian wedding.

[nkotb]

I’m looking forward to the wedding, too, mostly because it’s going to be so…I don’t know the word, monotone? Kourtney is so robotic, & they both eat so healthy that I doubt they’ll even have cake, probably chia pudding, or something equally celebratory (nothing against chia pudding, it’d just be an odd wedding food).

Here’s my scenario to spice things up:

• Scott sits in the corner, crying.

• Kravis constantly licks each other.

• Kris gets stupid drunk & outs Corey.

• Kendall evokes a tiny bit of emotion, but doesn’t eat cucumber.

• Kylie & Travis S steal their thunder & get engaged at the reception.

• Kim & Pete just chill, not seeking the spotlight, which shocks everyone.

• Kanye interrupts the ceremony with “Ima let you finish, but me & Kim had the best Italian wedding of all time”.

• Rob skips it.

• Tristan gets caught, in the ladies room, pants down, with Kylie’s newest bff.
 

Hulu should hire me as a storyline consultant, right?

[Magog]

7 hours ago, nkotb said:

I’m looking forward to the wedding, too, mostly because it’s going to be so…I don’t know the word, monotone? Kourtney is so robotic, & they both eat so healthy that I doubt they’ll even have cake, probably chia pudding, or something equally celebratory (nothing against chia pudding, it’d just be an odd wedding food).

Its going to be an absolute trainwreck, ratchet, & its going to suck. Frankly, I rather be around the food & cake than be anywhere near these losers. 

7 hours ago, nkotb said:

Here’s my scenario to spice things up:

• Scott sits in the corner, crying.

• Kravis constantly licks each other.

• Kris gets stupid drunk & outs Corey.

• Kendall evokes a tiny bit of emotion, but doesn’t eat cucumber.

• Kylie & Travis S steal their thunder & get engaged at the reception.

• Kim & Pete just chill, not seeking the spotlight, which shocks everyone.

• Kanye interrupts the ceremony with “Ima let you finish, but me & Kim had the best Italian wedding of all time”.

• Rob skips it.

• Tristan gets caught, in the ladies room, pants down, with Kylie’s newest bff.
 

Hulu should hire me as a storyline consultant, right?

I rather have Joel McHale commentate that farce of a ceremony that won't last called their marriage. That'll be the only way that I will stomach & tolerate this farce. 

BTW, I have the over/under of this marriage lasting 3 years. I'm taking the under.

[Cinnabon]

7 hours ago, nkotb said:

I’m looking forward to the wedding, too, mostly because it’s going to be so…I don’t know the word, monotone? Kourtney is so robotic, & they both eat so healthy that I doubt they’ll even have cake, probably chia pudding, or something equally celebratory (nothing against chia pudding, it’d just be an odd wedding food).

Here’s my scenario to spice things up:

• Scott sits in the corner, crying.

• Kravis constantly licks each other.

• Kris gets stupid drunk & outs Corey.

• Kendall evokes a tiny bit of emotion, but doesn’t eat cucumber.

• Kylie & Travis S steal their thunder & get engaged at the reception.

• Kim & Pete just chill, not seeking the spotlight, which shocks everyone.

• Kanye interrupts the ceremony with “Ima let you finish, but me & Kim had the best Italian wedding of all time”.

• Rob skips it.

• Tristan gets caught, in the ladies room, pants down, with Kylie’s newest bff.
 

Hulu should hire me as a storyline consultant, right?

What does Kourtney actually eat? She’s mentioned low carb/keto, right? And Travis is a vegan? Those can be hard to combine.

[Cinnabon]

8 minutes ago, Magog said:

Its going to be an absolute trainwreck, ratchet, & its going to suck. Frankly, I rather be around the food & cake than be anywhere near these losers. 

I rather have Joel McHale commentate that farce of a ceremony that won't last called their marriage. That'll be the only way that I will stomach & tolerate this farce. 

BTW, I have the over/under of this marriage lasting 3 years. I'm taking the under.

lol I miss Joel McHale. A big ass and a sex tape! 🤣

Kimmy will probably wear a (very revealing, course) white dress to try to upstage the bride. She must try to grab the spotlight at all times, that’s who she is. I hope Kourtney finds a way to repeatedly mention that it’s her first wedding to trigger Kim.  If Rob skips it, that once again makes him the smartest one. 

ETA - I would never watch this show, but I saw a clip of Kendall trying to cut the cucumber, and WTF? She really comes across as potentially brain damaged, imo. 
 

 

Edited May 16, 2022 by Cinnabon

[iwantcookies]

Vegan cake ? Maybe they taste okay. 

[Cinnabon]

7 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Vegan cake ? Maybe they taste okay. 

Oh, they taste great when made correctly. One of my friend’s girlfriends is a vegan baker/chef and she creates them. They taste exactly like the “real thing.”

Edited May 16, 2022 by Cinnabon

[GaT]

36 minutes ago, Cinnabon said:

What does Kourtney actually eat? She’s mentioned low carb/keto, right? And Travis is a vegan? Those can be hard to combine.

Kourtney is also vegan. And anti everything else too.

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The eldest Kardashian sibling is known for living a strictly organic, gluten-free, non- GMO, vegan, dairy-free, ketogenic lifestyle 

 

[Cinnabon]

Kudos to her then, I guess. Combining keto and veganism isn’t easy.

[iwantcookies]

What do the kids eat? There is not much left to eat for Kourt.

 

[Marley]

I am not vegan I tried to be vegetarian once and only lasted a week lol. I have had vegan food that is quite delicious though. As long as you have someone who is good at preparing it it can be great. They are rich too so I’m sure they will get a top notch chef.

Hope they don’t cave and invite loser Scott. He would wanna go just for attention.

[Cocoa Puff]

Mr and Mrs Travis Barker 

I low-key like this courthouse wedding look and vibes and sweet that his father and her grandma were the witnesses. 

[Cinnabon]

So how are they married without a marriage license?

Edited May 16, 2022 by Cinnabon

[mostlylurking]

It’s funny how angles are everything. In those pap shots Kourt looks horrible and the dress is ill fitting. I feel like these paps have competitions with each other on who can get the worst picture, it’s like they do it on purpose. But in the black and white posed shots she looks good.  The dress is not my taste, but still decent. And of course everyone looks better in black and white.

[nexxie]

1 hour ago, carolinagirl81 said:

I low-key like this courthouse wedding look and vibes and sweet that his father and her grandma were the witnesses. 

Me too - and MJ is Kourtney Mary Kardashian’s namesake. Extra sweet.

Edited May 17, 2022 by nexxie

[Cocoa Puff]

1 hour ago, Cinnabon said:

So how are they married without a marriage license?

They got a license which is why they did the courthouse wedding and are going to do the big Italian wedding soonish. They have to be legally married I think or licensed over here before the Italian wedding. 

If you recall Kim and Kanye had to do the same thing.

32 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Me too - and MJ is Kourtney Mary Kardashian’s namesake. Extra sweet.

Yes and I suspect they had his father and MJ there because they are unable to travel to Italy for the big ceremony.

[GaT]

On 5/16/2022 at 2:24 PM, iwantcookies said:

What do the kids eat? There is not much left to eat for Kourt.

 

The Surprising Foods Kourtney Kardashian Allows Her Kids to Eat I don't know what they mean by "surprising", it sounds just like what I think it would be.

On 5/16/2022 at 4:42 PM, Cinnabon said:

So how are they married without a marriage license?

They got one after the practice wedding.

I find it interesting that Scott posted photos of the kid on Sunday so everyone knows they weren't at the wedding. This is going to be fun.

Edited May 19, 2022 by GaT

[iwantcookies]

The dress looks like a nightgown. With her $ I’d expect something nice.

[GaT]

55 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

The dress looks like a nightgown. With her $ I’d expect something nice.

She's a cool rock chick now! she's married to a drummer! of course she's going to wear a mini.

Edited May 17, 2022 by GaT

[AntAnn]

I think it was her edgy pin-up look 🤔 ugh

[nexxie]

Reminds me of women in the 50s and 60s with their dramatic hair scarves.

[Cocoa Puff]

48 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Reminds me of women in the 50s and 60s with their dramatic hair scarves.

I think that was their or at least Kourtney's plan to have a 60s vibe

[Cinnabon]

Her look was somewhat reminiscent of Priscilla Presley’s when she married Elvis in Vegas. But much shorter and tighter, because the Kartrashians never waste a chance to look cheap.

Edited May 17, 2022 by Cinnabon

[MargeGunderson]

They look thrilled to be married.

[BrindaWalsh]

Is having a courthouse wedding a thing when they issue the marriage license?  

Did I miss out on having 2 weddings?  

[Cocoa Puff]

12 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

They look thrilled to be married.

Well that's their "im above it all" stick

9 hours ago, BrindaWalsh said:

Is having a courthouse wedding a thing when they issue the marriage license?  

Did I miss out on having 2 weddings?  

Yes, In some states I believe that when you go to the local county courthouse to get your marriage license that you can get the marriage ceremony done right there and be done but most usually take the license and have the more formal ceremony as you have to have you license before the ceremony.

And yes lol 

[Nicmar]

7 hours ago, carolinagirl81 said:

Well that's their "im above it all" stick

Yes, In some states I believe that when you go to the local county courthouse to get your marriage license that you can get the marriage ceremony done right there and be done but most usually take the license and have the more formal ceremony as you have to have you license before the ceremony.

And yes lol 

I got married in a court house and I am celebrating 25 years of marriage! 

[Cocoa Puff]

TikTok about Kourtney's feminine energy

Interesting take maybe that's why she and Travis are making softcore p*** all the time he lets her be soft and feminine

 

 

[nexxie]

Kourtney’s kids are grossed out by the sickening pda - just like the rest of us.

https://people.com/parents/kourtney-kardashians-kids-react-to-pda-with-travis-barker/

 

[Cinnabon]

3 hours ago, nexxie said:

Kourtney’s kids are grossed out by the sickening pda - just like the rest of us.

https://people.com/parents/kourtney-kardashians-kids-react-to-pda-with-travis-barker/

 

Just wait until they all see Aunt Kimmy’s porn!

[nexxie]

Taking a tiny break from being disgusted by the pda to post this video about Travis’ house - I like tea and minimalism so can relate to his “zen” vibe.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1331619/step-inside-travis-barkers-zen-calabasas-home-where-he-spends-time-with-kourtney-kardashian

https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/travis-barker-calabasas-home

Edited May 19, 2022 by nexxie

[GaT]

1 hour ago, Cinnabon said:

Just wait until they all see Aunt Kimmy’s porn!

Or mommy's 4,000,485,00 ass photos

35 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Taking a tiny break from being disgusted by the pda to post this video about Travis’ house - I like tea and minimalism so can relate to his “zen” vibe.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1331619/step-inside-travis-barkers-zen-calabasas-home-where-he-spends-time-with-kourtney-kardashian

https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/travis-barker-calabasas-home

Kourtney & Travis don't live together?

[Cocoa Puff]

35 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Taking a tiny break from being disgusted by the pda to post this video about Travis’ house - I like tea and minimalism so can relate to his “zen” vibe.

https://www.eonline.com/news/1331619/step-inside-travis-barkers-zen-calabasas-home-where-he-spends-time-with-kourtney-kardashian

https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/travis-barker-calabasas-home

I actually like that, not too minimalist or modern it's exactly what the designer said it's a nice balance

[nexxie]

Celebrating their “fairytale” romance at a castle.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/20/kourtney-kardashian-travis-barker-wedding-venue-castle-italy/

 

[Cocoa Puff]

41 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Celebrating their “fairytale” romance at a castle.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/20/kourtney-kardashian-travis-barker-wedding-venue-castle-italy/

 

Beautiful location 

[Tikichick]

I thought the nonstop, in your face, graphic PDA was beyond ridiculous -- until I heard him babytalking her in response to what he wanted to drink and wouldn't even express an independent opinion as to a beverage.

These two deserve each other.   Each of them should keep guzzling the poison cup of revenge, hoping it takes out their former partners.  At least this family knows the value of a great prenup by this point.   Just a shame their kids have a front row seat to this, heaven only knows what kind of marks this will leave.  

[Cocoa Puff]

Putting this here because it's about the Kravis Big Italian Wedding wich is sponsored by Dolce & Gabbana. 

They were on Dolce's previously owned Mega Yacht and in the picture the family is mostly outfitted in D&G.

Also with court in red I'm thinking her dress is going to be red to go with their "rock and roll" vibe. 

Travis really has a hold the ladies because his wedding to Shana (sp?) Was nightmare before Christmas themed and I believe she wore a black dress.

Edited May 21, 2022 by carolinagirl81

[Morrissey]

2 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

Putting this here because it's about the Kravis Big Italian Wedding wich is sponsored by Dolce & Gabbana. 

They were on Dolce's previously owned Mega Yacht and in the picture the family is mostly outfitted in D&G.

Also with court in red I'm thinking her dress is going to be red to go with their "rock and roll" vibe. 

Travis really has a hold the ladies because his wedding to Shana (sp?) Was nightmare before Christmas themed and I believe she wore a black dress.

 

  Penelope looks like she's going to a funeral. 

 

 

[Cocoa Puff]

5 minutes ago, Morrissey said:

 

  Penelope looks like she's going to a funeral. 

 

 

She probably thought mom and dad would get back together, young kids always have an adjustment when their parents remarry/get married. 

And even though Kourt and Travis had been friends for years before turning the relationship romantic it's an adjustment for the kids.

Especially when you go from seeing some dude on occasion then he's moved into your house (well just read on TMZ that Kourt & kids are moving into Travis house, like she should have kept them in her house that the kids are familiar with) with his older children

[Cocoa Puff]

I did a quick gossip blog/site check and this his who I can gather are in Italy for the ceremony.

PMK

Kylie + Stormi

Kendall + Devon Booker 

Kim + North (don't think the other kids are with her)

Khloe 

Mason, Penelope, Reign

Plus various staff.

I haven't seen any photos of the Barker children but hopefully they are there also maybe they are lower on the paparazzi radar than the Kardashian/Jenner bunch.

Edited May 21, 2022 by carolinagirl81

[nexxie]

Today’s luncheon look:

[Cocoa Puff]

4 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Today’s luncheon look:

Are they channeling their inner Catholic with these looks?

Oh theres a Barker kid, I spy Landon behind his father.

[nexxie]

I think they’re just going for “Travis Creepy” - Kourtney looks uncomfortable in a lot of the pics.

[Cocoa Puff]

Is that 16 year old Alabama Barker I see to the left of Kourtney with a wine glass in her hand? 

What's the legal drinking age in Italy?

[nexxie]

[Welshman in Ca]

8 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

Is that 16 year old Alabama Barker I see to the left of Kourtney with a wine glass in her hand? 

What's the legal drinking age in Italy?

I think it's 18 but she could be drinking anything from coloured water to scotch from that picture.

[Morrissey]

12 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

Is that 16 year old Alabama Barker I see to the left of Kourtney with a wine glass in her hand? 

What's the legal drinking age in Italy?

 

I think we're way past "legality" when it comes to Alabama. That girl has been groomed for yacht season since she was 13. 

[nexxie]

Poor North.