Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West

[sally-can-wait]

I have nothing relevant to say other than “Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West“ is still my all-time favorite thread title on this board. It makes me laugh every time I see it. 

[howmanywords]

Kim finally ditched those hideous extensions and has short hair now. She posted about the haircut on Snapchat yesterday but you can also see a bit of the haircut here

Edited April 1, 2017 by howmanywords

[iwasish]

3 hours ago, howmanywords said:

Kim finally ditched those hideous extensions and has short hair now. She posted about the haircut on Snapchat yesterday but you can also see a bit of the haircut here

Isn't she a mother 24/7? I don't think my friends with kids consider taking their children somewhere, playing with them, dressing or combing their hair to be "duties", it's just what a mom does.

I noticed in almost every picture she posted of her hair cut, her tits are prominently displayed. You barely notice the difference in the hair what with those tits stuck in your face.

In the top pic, the expression on  North's face while  looking at her mother who is too busy looking at her own face in her selfie, is kind of sad.

Edited April 1, 2017 by iwasish

[howmanywords]

Kim herself didn't use the word "duties", the 2nd pic is from a Kardashian fan account and they captioned it.

[BitterApple]

Kim looks much better with the shorter hair, but ugh on taking North to an Ariana Grande concert. 

[GaT]

Can you call it a haircut when it's just removing the fake hair on your head?

[lightbeam]

The severe middle part is still fucking hideous.

[Veronique Bette]

6 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Kim looks much better with the shorter hair, but ugh on taking North to an Ariana Grande concert. 

North is not even 4-years-old. She probably doesn’t even know who Ariana Grande is and would have much preferred to meet a Disney princess. As usual, this is just another photo-op for Kim, and North is her hapless prop. I imagine that in a short time, she will be dragging toddler Saint to basketball games, claiming that he is thrilled to meet NBA players.

[chocolatine]

On 4/1/2017 at 0:51 PM, lightbeam said:

The severe middle part is still fucking hideous.

And the super blunt ends aren't doing her any favors either. The most flattering cut for her, IMO, is the lob with a side part and face framing layers she's had a few years ago.

[iwasish]

15 minutes ago, chocolatine said:

And the super blunt ends aren't doing her any favors either. The most flattering cut for her, IMO, is the lob with a side part and face framing layers she's had a few years ago.

Apparently, if its flattering, Kanye doesn't approve. 

[Shangrilala]

I wouldn't mind the blunt cut or middle part if she would allow her hair to have a little more body.  I think her hair looks best when she lets the natural wave come through.

But, this is still 100% improved.

[lightbeam]

Kim at the Fashion Los Angeles Awards (and looking stupid, as per usual. At least no ugly middle part?)

http://tomandlorenzo.com/2017/04/kim-kardashian-in-givenchy-couture-at-the-2017-fashion-los-angeles-awards/#prettyPhoto

 

(Sorry for the link - every time I try to embed a picture, the file is too big)

Edited April 3, 2017 by lightbeam

[Coffeecup]

2 hours ago, lightbeam said:

Kim at the Fashion Los Angeles Awards (and looking stupid, as per usual):

http://tomandlorenzo.com/2017/04/kim-kardashian-in-givenchy-couture-at-the-2017-fashion-los-angeles-awards/#prettyPhoto

 

(Sorry for the link - every time I try to embed a picture, the file is too big)

Here you go. If you have Microsoft Paint program on your computer, here's how to make the file size smaller: On the website with the photo, right click on the photo, and from the dropdown menu choose "Save Picture As". (It saved as JPEG for me, which is what I wanted.) Then name and save the file in your Pictures Library. Next, open Paint program, click File, and choose Open from menu. Open the file you saved. Then click "Resize" from menu on upper left of screen. Select "resize by percentage." In the spaces for horizontal and vertical size. Type 50 in the first box (horizontal), for 50% reduction in size. (Or 75% reduction, or whatever you want.)  This automatically puts 50% in the vertical box too. Click "OK " and save the changes before exiting Paint. (If you get the photo too small, click resize again and type something like 125 to make it bigger.)

The article has some good snark! "The thing is, she and her family don’t actually have style in the way we’d define it. They are ALL brand- and image-based, which is why she’s still working this look. To change her style now would be like McDonald’s getting itself a new logo. Also, she looks like she’s covered in mold, which is a not inconsiderable point." Mold, LOL.

 

[lightbeam]

1 hour ago, Coffeecup said:

Here you go. If you have Microsoft Paint program on your computer, here's how to make the file size smaller: On the website with the photo, right click on the photo, and from the dropdown menu choose "Save Picture As". (It saved as JPEG for me, which is what I wanted.) Then name and save the file in your Pictures Library. Next, open Paint program, click File, and choose Open from menu. Open the file you saved. Then click "Resize" from menu on upper left of screen. Select "resize by percentage." In the spaces for horizontal and vertical size. Type 50 in the first box (horizontal), for 50% reduction in size. (Or 75% reduction, or whatever you want.)  This automatically puts 50% in the vertical box too. Click "OK " and save the changes before exiting Paint. (If you get the photo too small, click resize again and type something like 125 to make it bigger.)

The article has some good snark! "The thing is, she and her family don’t actually have style in the way we’d define it. They are ALL brand- and image-based, which is why she’s still working this look. To change her style now would be like McDonald’s getting itself a new logo. Also, she looks like she’s covered in mold, which is a not inconsiderable point." Mold, LOL.

 

Thank you! I appreciate the tutorial so much. Hopefully it will help someone else!  Unfortunately, however, I made a bad decision to buy a mac and still don't know how to use it lol. 

[Frost]

Even worse than the fact that the dress is ugly, it doesn't fit!  The sleeves are clearly too long.  Couture is supposed to fit like it was custom made for you.  Does her body dysphoria extend to the length of her arms?

[iwasish]

57 minutes ago, Frost said:

Even worse than the fact that the dress is ugly, it doesn't fit!  The sleeves are clearly too long.  Couture is supposed to fit like it was custom made for you.  Does her body dysphoria extend to the length of her arms?

But Kanye approves of it. So it's high fashion.

[AnnieBeez]

On 4/3/2017 at 2:34 PM, lightbeam said:

Thank you! I appreciate the tutorial so much. Hopefully it will help someone else!  Unfortunately, however, I made a bad decision to buy a mac and still don't know how to use it lol. 

Buying a Mac is never a bad decision. Open photo in Preview. I usually drag it onto desktop, click it open where it opens in Preview, click on Tools and then Adjust Size. 

On Kim topic, she looks awful. Not just the outfit. What's going on with her face? 

Edited April 7, 2017 by MischaMouse

[GaT]

13 hours ago, lightbeam said:

Kim at the Fashion Los Angeles Awards (and looking stupid, as per usual. At least no ugly middle part?)

http://tomandlorenzo.com/2017/04/kim-kardashian-in-givenchy-couture-at-the-2017-fashion-los-angeles-awards/#prettyPhoto

 

(Sorry for the link - every time I try to embed a picture, the file is too big)

Are you uploading the picture to Imgur first?

[lightbeam]

7 hours ago, GaT said:

Are you uploading the picture to Imgur first?

ohhh....no. Are you supposed to do that? Lol

9 hours ago, MischaMouse said:

Buying a Mac is never a bad decision. Open photo in Preview. I usually drag it onto desktop, click it open where it opens in Preview, click on Tools and then Adjust Size. 

On Kim topic, she looks awful. Besides the outfit, what's going on with her face? 

Hah, thanks! I guess I just don't know how to really use it so I have a bit of buyers regret. I really should've paid the extra money for tutorials (when you first purchase the machine) but I had just spent a fortune and figured I would figure it out. That was a huge mistake.

[GaT]

4 hours ago, lightbeam said:

ohhh....no. Are you supposed to do that? Lol

 

Not necessarily, I just asked because Imgur has different sizes you can choose from. What you can do is if you find a picture you want to post, do a Google search for it & see if you can find a smaller version. I searched for your picture & found this small one.

[lightbeam]

19 hours ago, GaT said:

Not necessarily, I just asked because Imgur has different sizes you can choose from. What you can do is if you find a picture you want to post, do a Google search for it & see if you can find a smaller version. I searched for your picture & found this small one.

Ahhhh....so that's what people do. I had no clue.  Got it. Thank you!

[GaT]

She'll probably make a fortune, sigh

http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/05/kim-kardashian-ass-pool-floatie-for-sale/

[Shangrilala]

I'm sorry, but --  lol.  At least somebody in the Kardashian empire has a sense of humor.

Granted I don't knoe anybody who would actually buy it but there are a lot of klassy people out there so I guess you never know.

[lightbeam]

19 hours ago, GaT said:

She'll probably make a fortune, sigh

http://www.tmz.com/2017/04/05/kim-kardashian-ass-pool-floatie-for-sale/

Why is it $100?!!

[Cocoa Puff]

It's been 10yrs really? Wow. http://m.tmz.com/#article/2017/04/07/kim-kardashian-10-year-anniversary-sex-tape/

[Coffeecup]

5 hours ago, carolinagirl81 said:

It's been 10yrs really? Wow. http://m.tmz.com/#article/2017/04/07/kim-kardashian-10-year-anniversary-sex-tape/

Yes... and it's shocking how much plastic surgery she's had done on her face in 10 years. Comparing the porn tape cover photos shown on TMZ to recent photos of Kim, I could hardly recognize her. If I watched the porn tape (gag! puke! never!),  and compared it to her recent naked selfies, I probably wouldn't recognize her body either.

The only "good" thing about the porn tape still being a big seller after 10 years is that not only does Kim keep making royalties, but Ray J does too. I'm glad somebody beside a Kardashian is making money off that mess.

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, Coffeecup said:

Yes... and it's shocking how much plastic surgery she's had done on her face in 10 years. Comparing the porn tape cover photos shown on TMZ to recent photos of Kim, I could hardly recognize her. If I watched the porn tape (gag! puke! never!),  and compared it to her recent naked selfies, I probably wouldn't recognize her body either.

The only "good" thing about the porn tape still being a big seller after 10 years is that not only does Kim keep making royalties, but Ray J does too. I'm glad somebody beside a Kardashian is making money off that mess.

Plus it's proof on tape that she's lying about not having any work done on her.

Even Kylie was forced to come clean, but Kim just keeps on lying. I'm sure Daddy would be so disappointed in her. 

[TheVoicesToldMeTo]

On ‎4‎/‎7‎/‎2017 at 5:35 PM, iwasish said:

Plus it's proof on tape that she's lying about not having any work done on her.

Even Kylie was forced to come clean, but Kim just keeps on lying. I'm sure Daddy would be so disappointed in her. 

She couldn't have thought no one would notice.  She went from pencil-thin lips to having swollen labia sewn onto her face, at the same time launching lip kits to further draw attention to the drastic change in her appearance.

The same Daddy who was part of the legal dream team that got OJ acquitted? 

[iwasish]

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The same Daddy who was part of the legal dream team that got OJ acquitted? 

But...He had doubts!!!

Other than his dark hair and moustache I don't think the Kardashian kids got any of his genes.  Kris's craving for money and  fame seems to have over taken the combined gene pool. 

[GaT]

16 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Other than his dark hair and moustache I don't think the Kardashian kids got any of his genes.  

Are we sure that any of the kids are actually his?

[Coffeecup]

15 minutes ago, GaT said:

Are we sure that any of the kids are actually his?

Well, Kim looked pretty Armenian before she started messing with her face. Kourtney still has a slight ethnic look. Rob, not so much, and Khloe, not at all. I know Robert Sr. accepted Khloe as his own child and treated her as his own, but I'm with the camp that thinks Khloe is the child of Kris' affair with hairdresser Alex Roldan.

[GaT]

8 minutes ago, Coffeecup said:

Well, Kim looked pretty Armenian before she started messing with her face. Kourtney still has a slight ethnic look. Rob, not so much, and Khloe, not at all. I know Robert Sr. accepted Khloe as his own child and treated her as his own, but I'm with the camp that thinks Khloe is the child of Kris' affair with hairdresser Alex Roldan.

Me too, I just don't believe that Khloe is Robert's bio daughter.

[TheVoicesToldMeTo]

5 minutes ago, GaT said:

Me too, I just don't believe that Khloe is Robert's bio daughter.

I think Khloe looks exactly like Kris (prior to her facelifts).  The potato nose, and the long face.  Kris (wisely) has kept her hair short, with bangs to soften this look.  Khloe is doing the long extensions and high pony to further accentuate all of this, and occasionally 3 inches of dark roots to boot.  I can't find a pic of Kris' dad, so that is possibly where she (and Kris) got the face and Khloe's height from.  This is a family of quite mixed ethnic ancestry so it wouldn't be unusual for the kids to look different.  I have seen pics of Rob Sr's parents or grandparents and the grandmother looked very caucasion.  It just kind of bugs me, public perception that if kids don't resemble their dad, that they are somehow the product of a mother's affair like mom's DNA is less powerful than the dad's.  Rob Jr amplified this with his focus on Dream's Armenian heritage, even though she is twice as black as she is Armenian.  And Rob seems to think that his child is even more Armenian because she has a legal Kardashian last name (a twist - the family name is Kardashoff) more so than Kim or Kourtney's kids are legit Kardashians or Armenians.

[GaT]

9 minutes ago, TheVoicesToldMeTo said:

It just kind of bugs me, public perception that if kids don't resemble their dad, that they are somehow the product of a mother's affair like mom's DNA is less powerful than the dad's.  

It's not just the fact that she doesn't look like Robert, it's the fact that Khloe looks exactly like Alex Roldan, & that Kris has admitted to having an affair with him.

[iwasish]

2 hours ago, GaT said:

It's not just the fact that she doesn't look like Robert, it's the fact that Khloe looks exactly like Alex Roldan, & that Kris has admitted to having an affair with him.

True, but early pictures of Khloe and Rob Jr as very young kids show a strong resemblance between the two of them. And Rob Jr looks very much like Rob Sr even now. Khloes looks could be different now due to all the work she's had done, makeup. And weight loss. My youngest sister and I have never looked much alike but, I've always been much heavier than her, now that she's gained weight, we look much more alike.

Its not an impossibility that Sr may not be her father, as much as I despise Kris and think she's capable of something like that, I believe he most likely is.

[toolazy]

Didn't she get a DNA test at some point?  Or was it just a fake out for the show?  

[Cocoa Puff]

3 minutes ago, toolazy said:

Didn't she get a DNA test at some point?  Or was it just a fake out for the show?  

She did a maternity test to prove that Pimp-momma Kris was her mother, it was season 2 I belive.

[toolazy]

5 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

She did a maternity test to prove that Pimp-momma Kris was her mother, it was season 2 I belive.

That must be what I'm thinking of.

 

Thanks.

[GaT]

19 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

She did a maternity test to prove that Pimp-momma Kris was her mother, it was season 2 I belive.

I wasn't watching then, what possible reason did she have for proving that Kris was her mother? Was there ever any doubt?

[Cocoa Puff]

32 minutes ago, GaT said:

I wasn't watching then, what possible reason did she have for proving that Kris was her mother? Was there ever any doubt?

The Kendall and Kylie were young at the time like middle school aged and Khloe was feeling kinda used and not appreciated in all that she did with the rising and whatnot of the young  Jenner's and Kris. So she was all are you really my mother to kris because no parent would treat Khloe the way Kris did/does. 

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, carolinagirl81 said:

The Kendall and Kylie were young at the time like middle school aged and Khloe was feeling kinda used and not appreciated in all that she did with the rising and whatnot of the young  Jenner's and Kris. So she was all are you really my mother to kris because no parent would treat Khloe the way Kris did/does. 

There was also the DNA. test Kris wanted HER to take because Kris was getting bad press after she revealed that she'd had an affair while married to Rob Sr. Kim  and I think  Kourtney were willing to take it also.Kris tried to convince Khloe that it she would feel better confirming that Rob Sr was her father. Khloe rightly refused since it was clearly Kris who wanted to get the rumors,put to rest in order to save her own rep.

[chocolatine]

Kim's face is barely recognizable anymore. 

If you scroll down a bit there's a picture of Cher with Kim and Kourtney. The sum of money spent on plastic surgeries between the three of them must be close to the GDP of a small country. 

[GaT]

5 minutes ago, chocolatine said:

Kim's face is barely recognizable anymore. 

If you scroll down a bit there's a picture of Cher with Kim and Kourtney. The sum of money spent on plastic surgeries between the three of them must be close to the GDP of a small country. 

Did she have another nose job?

[chocolatine]

1 minute ago, GaT said:

Did she have another nose job?

She must have. It looks like a five-year-old's nose on an adult woman's face.

[Coffeecup]

She doesn't look very good. The new nose leaves too much space between the nose and upper lip. Come to think of it, her lips look wonky too. Fresh fillers?

[MargeGunderson]

She's starting to resemble Tori Spelling in the face.

[nexxie]

imo Kim has now crossed the "surgery mistakes" line - Kourtney has a way to go to catch up (unless she's smart enough to stop).

[TheVoicesToldMeTo]

5 minutes ago, nexxie said:

imo Kim has now crossed the "surgery mistakes" line - Kourtney has a way to go to catch up (unless she's smart enough to stop).

I don't think she's had anything else done to her face recently.  In some of those pictures it looks like the photographer is using some wide angle lens that's warping everyone's appearance including the wall behind them.  Cher looks constipated and Kourtney looks like she rolled out of bed.  Kim is doing something strange with her makeup. 

[GaT]

30 minutes ago, TheVoicesToldMeTo said:

I don't think she's had anything else done to her face recently.  In some of those pictures it looks like the photographer is using some wide angle lens

How else would he get her entire ass in the picture?

[TheVoicesToldMeTo]

Cher might be the only person Kim could pose next to, and virtually disappear in their shadow.  I remember watching a VH1 behind the music on Cher and she is only a quarter Armenian, I think.  The rest of her siblings are blond/blue eyed and she just randomly got all of the Armenian coloring.  And she's never really played up her heritage either - wasn't she all into appropriating American Indian culture back in the 70s?