S01.E03: The Dog - Pre-Air Speculation and Live Chat

[mustbekarma]

Maddie? who drinks water like that? Was that vodka?

I wouldn't be adverse to some vodka at a time like that.

[fliptopbox]

So far barber's wife is gonna be a big hindrance, and Alicia still bugs the fuck outta me. Yet again reminded how annoying teenagers are.

 

Alicia is worse than Coral.

[nodorothyparker]

So now we know who eventually gets to take Madison out. That wasn't at all heavy handed.

[tennisgurl]

Already having the "when I become undead, go ahead and kill me" conversation. At least things are picking up. 

 

Was she drinking straight vodka? Dang, I don't blame you, but still, dang. 

[CletusMusashi]

If they're going to travel at night, they should paint themselves blue, so they're as impossible to see as everything else in the scene.

[wait.what]

Kinda bitchy? Travis loves ME so much it would break him. (You? not so much cause he doesn't love you like he loves me.)

[High Ewe]

Okay, Madison's getting it. Get with the program, Travis!

[Peanut]

Are they going to ask every zombie they meet if he or she is sick?  

[candall]

Is she not going to tell him about Principal Walker?

Madison likes to take a little time for herself, to process stuff, before she shares.

[MrsRafaelBarba]

So this is turning into an episode of sister wives now?

[fliptopbox]

Drinking is one of those things that probably seems like a good idea at the time, but really isn't. Though Madison (hate her name!) seems like the type to kick a couple drinks back each night. Maybe that's what makes her tolerable.

[bunnyblue]

I'm glad Daniel mentioned Griselda didn't teach their daughter Spanish...because I totally noticed that while she said the right words, her accent was very American.

[SoSueMe]

Bring out your dead.....right.

[raven]

Susan's pretty mellow for a zombie.

 

Yeah throw that carpet right in the trash!!!  LOL @ trash day.

[SimoneS]

Is everyone putting out their dead in the trash bins?

[Macbeth]

Maddie talking about the need to be put down is only raising hope for the masses.  Very cruel show.  No way no how she is going down anytime soon.

[wait.what]

Taking trash to the road? Really? Like the garbage is gonna run?

[nodorothyparker]

Don't want to miss trash day in the apocalypse.

[tennisgurl]

Travis is NOT going to be a dick about his kid learning how to use a shot gun right? Come on dude, you were there last night!

[Nostariel]

The zombie apocalypse is either the perfect time to stop drinking or the perfect time to start.

[wait.what]

How you feel about guns? hahahahaha

[Peanut]

Oh great.  Travis and the barber are waving their dicks around.  It's like Rick and Shane all over again.

[SimoneS]

Are they going to leave the gun? Crazy.

[CletusMusashi]

Casting my vote now for Awesome Old Barber 'Tatorship.

[fliptopbox]

"You know how I feel about guns."

 

ARE. YOU. SERIOUS???

 

Travis just lost major points.  Dude, you're fucked if you're not willing to start shooting.

[raven]

Travis, you're going to have to change your mind about the whole weapons thing.

 

Oh I like snarky Mr S.  "Gun doesn't care how you feel about it".  You'd be DEAD without that gun Travis.

 

Hey look at Madison, is she going to give Susan mercy?  Awesome. 

[Crone]

Uh oh. Travis hates guns.

[Straycat80]

Better get over your attitude about guns Trav.

[tennisgurl]

This would be a good time to re-think any "violence is not the answer" philosophy you might have. This is the ZA. Guns are your new BFF and violence is always the answer. 

[wait.what]

Maddie going to give Susan a hammer to the head!

[MrsRafaelBarba]

You better get over hating guns Travis.

[Peanut]

Kill her, Maddie.  Travis is a moron.

[SoSueMe]

Wait, Travis is Dale?

[ToniG]

Travis needs to die soon. Eaten by a she's-just-sick-not-dead Susan.

[Macbeth]

Seriously the stupidest move ever in the ZA - putting the dead zombie out in the trash to be picked up by the city for disposal. 

[calliope1975]

I hope Susan eats Travis.

[SimoneS]

Travis is still delusional.

[Raven1707]

Too bad you don't have a barn handy, eh Travis?

[Amelie06]

Really Travis? Really? You've now seen multiple zombies! Get your shit together. Maybe he secretly hates Chris as much as everyone else, he sees this as an opportunity to get rid of the boy.

 

Travis and his irresponsible bs has got to be stopped. I can't wait for the episode when he finally figures this shit out.

[tennisgurl]

Always check the backseat...

[raven]

Travis, you still thnking they're just sick?  He doesn't know about principal vs Maddie with fire extinguisher I take it. 

 

They're not going to abandon the truck?  It had its own personality. 

[mustbekarma]

Travis, you're becoming too stupid to live. Madison had the right idea. I think she's going to become my second favorite character after Nick. She's got the potential to be a badass.

[nodorothyparker]

And that's how it spread, ladies and gentlemen.

Nick's really still wearing the same damn clothes.

[tennisgurl]

Travis is at Hershal and the barn levels of ridiculous. He`s worse than them! At least they knew to keep weapons around. 

[SimoneS]

Good Madison gave the wife some of the pain meds. Nick is such a predictable drug addict.

[calliope1975]

Junkie Nick, don't test my last nerve. 

[raven]

Nick, being selfish junkie in stinky old man clothes.

[fliptopbox]

Oh hey. Madison shared the drugs. And Nick is going back to being a douche.

[tennisgurl]

Change you damn clothes, Nick. I`m looking forward to him sobering up. 

[calliope1975]

Barber guy knows what's up. I can't believe Nick didn't change his gross clothes.