The Judge Judy Drinking Game: No Water For You!

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

 

"I  believe"   (nobody's ever sure,  they always "believe")

Double shot for "I feel", as in "I feel the defendant should pay me punitive damages for all my emotional distress because I bought a car even though I have no license and didn't pay the insurance so it was repossessed. "

[Trini]

Chug on those rare occasions where Byrd cracks up.

[AKA...CJ86]

Chug on those rare occasions where Byrd cracks up.

...or the rare spot where JJ kicks audience members out.

[One Tough Cookie]

Or when the answer I preceeded with an "ah" as in "You get AH Nothing" or "Well, Ah Move".  That must be her "I'm seriously pissed" tell.

[snoopy666]

"GOOD-BYE"

[Taylorh2]

JJ has actually kicked out an audience member ?

[Milz]

One shot for Subject-Object pronoun confusion.

 

examples:

"Him and me went to the bar."

"She and him were in their car."

 

 

One shot for 'I' is not the object of the proposition.

 

examples:

"He tossed it at JoJo and I."

"I told her, that's between my baby's daddy and I"

JJ has actually kicked out an audience member ?

 

Yes. There was a case maybe three or four years ago where she told Byrd to remove someone. I can't remember the details of the case (probably because it wasn't as exciting as the audience member being thrown out.).

[Quof]

How about 2 shots when a litigant says "Bob and I's car" or "my son and I's plan"?

[Trini]

Drink when JJ mentions her law degree/ going to law school.

 

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JJ has actually kicked out an audience member ?

 

And someone last season, I believe.

[Trini]

Chug when JJ speaks directly to the camera/at-home audience!

[One Tough Cookie]

lift your beverage of choice and drink when you hear "kerfuffle"

[One Tough Cookie]

PUT DOWN THE WATER!!!!!!

[pagooey]

I actually once assembled bingo cards for this purpose. Some of my squares:

• Dispute involves car over 10 years old
• Dispute involves motorcycle
• Dispute involves ATV!
• Litigant sports obvious wig, weave, or more than one vividly unnatural hair color
• Litigant has neck tat

 

...and my personal favorite, nervous litigant addresses JJ as "sir." :D

[AngelaHunter]

•Dispute involves car over 10 years old

 

You need to expand that to over 15 years old. I can't remember too many cases when it was newer than that.

[Christina]

Does "butcher the English language" take the place of the Bingo spot? Because if not, you have a guaranteed spot.

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

 

You need to expand that to over 15 years old. I can't remember too many cases when it was newer than that.

And the car must have over 100,000 miles - extra points for over 150,000. 

[BubblingKettle]

When Byrd uses his trusty (yet date-limited) copy of the Kelley Blue Book, and turn that into a chug if the litigant says they looked up the value on KBB and JJ says she doesn't want it.

 

 

When JJ states that she and Byrd pay someone's bills

 

 

When a litigant has someone in their witness seat who's just there for the trip and is not really a witness

 

 

When JJ returns to the bench after ruling/dismissing because the litigants heckled successfully

[wallysmommy]

When someone gets an "Oh, Shit" look on their face when JJ goes to her "office" to call someone to substantiate the litigant's testimony.

[CrowServo3K]

Chug a fifth of your favorite hard liquor every time Judy is an insufferable asshole.  I mean, you'll get alcohol poisoning three minutes into the show, but you'll still have a good time.

[AngelaHunter]

The only insufferable assholes I see are behind the podiums.

 

Whenever a litigant says, "Don't trust anyone", in the hallterview after they scammed a friend out of money that was kindly loaned (or borrowed if you're from Minnesota) to them, DRINK!

[Jamoche]

Whenever a litigant says, "Don't trust anyone", in the hallterview after they scammed a friend out of money that was kindly loaned (or borrowed if you're from Minnesota) to them, DRINK!

Or "It is what it is" when they lost for lying like a cheap rug.

[AngelaHunter]

Whenever a female litigant says that the other female litigant "wanted to fight me", drink. Make it a double if the "tussling" was over a man presently incarcerated.

[Sarcastico]

Make it a double if the "tussling" was over a man presently incarcerated

 

or stationed in Iraq or Afghanistan; or his whereabouts are unknown.

[BubblingKettle]

Whenever a female litigant says that the other female litigant "wanted to fight me", drink. Make it a double if the "tussling" was over a man presently incarcerated.

Or when a female litigant claims that someone "called her out of her name."

 

Also, when a female litigant says she told someone to "take my name out your mouth."

[SandyToes]

So we've got "kerfuffle," we've got "He said it was a loan", wev'e got whenever anyone drinks the water, and we've got "Sushi for lunch", but what on earth can we possibly do when a litigant WINKS at the judge?!  I nearly had a fit when I saw Smarmy Joe wink at the judge today during the ColorfulEyesGal sues SuaveSmarmyJoe about a repo'd car case.  Seriously? I know it's TV, but seriously?  I don't even think chugging covers this one.

 

When JJ told him to wink at Byrd instead, Byrd nearly had a fit, too.

Edited October 12, 2015 by SandyToes

[poeticlicensed]

Litigant: "I BORROWED him/her the money"

 

JJ: "You mean you LOANED the money"

 

Also anytime she tells someone to get a job.

[Katt]

Calls somebody's case nonsense and adds, "I don't care, BYRD doesn't care!"

[Trini]

Chug if the JJ brings out the flyswatter.

[dwarmed]

Stop playing with your papers. 

[Guest]

On ‎11‎/‎7‎/‎2014 at 11:22 PM, MrsEVH said:

"UM is not an  answer!  (my favorite) . There's a youtube montage for this one.

Here's what I want to do - get a quick intern job on Jeopardy.  Moose with the answers so that one of them, somehow, somewhere is:

Pharmacist Contestant:  "TV Judges for 500 Alex"

 Alex Trebek:    A form of hesitation often used before idiotic litigants address Judge Judy.

Pharmacist Contestant: What is UM, Alex? 

Alex Trebek: Yes, that is correct!!

*So the next time she jumps over someone's sorry carcass by saying "um is not an answer" - the idiotic litigant can say "yes it is, let's go to the tape".

[wallysmommy]

1.  When they refer JJ as "Miss Judge Judy."  

2.  When they refer to the person they've been living with for 30 years as their fiance'/fiancee.

[Guest]

Don'tcha just love it when some clueless litigant shouts with much bravado "I Object"!!!

This also happens on the People's Court. 

Morons.

[SandyToes]

Back by popular demand!!  Here ya' go!!

[sharifa70]

“There’s no such word as ‘tooken’!”

”Well, where did you think you were coming today?”

Drink when she mocks the litigants for drinking the water that’s provided for them. Entrapment!

True story: about 10 years ago I was hired as an employment background investigator with a police agency. I had no prior investigative experience. My first case was for a civilian employee who gave me a cockamamie story about something in her history. I’d been at the job for a week. After my initial interview with the prospective employee, I went to my sergeant, told her the applicant’s cockamamie story, and added (I kid you not): “Her story doesn’t make sense, and Judge Judy always says if it doesn’t make sense, it isn’t true.”

I wanted to die. 

[I stayed employed and got damn good at my job.]

[SandyToes]

On 6/18/2018 at 8:50 PM, sharifa70 said:

and added (I kid you not): “Her story doesn’t make sense, and Judge Judy always says if it doesn’t make sense, it isn’t true.”

I wanted to die. 

Chug!!!

(hysterical!)

[One Tough Cookie]

I actually saw JJ DRINK during an episode.  I wanted Byrd to yell "PUT DOWN THE WATER", but he was too busy trying to figure out 9  down.

[Lady Iris]

I saw this today and immediately thought of the Judge Judy forum and the water that shalt not be drunk.

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