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wallysmommy

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    S15.01: The Perfect Bird

    I Googled Sponjetta. She was on America's Got Talent and has herself all over YouTube singing. These people must have an extreme case of attention-whorishness to go on this show, especially if they have any kind of career besides reality show foolishness. This is the level when the Food Network turns in to the Fool Network.
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    Mama's Family

    I felt bad for her in the a&c episode because she truly is clueless as to how horrible her crafts are and she puts so much heart and pride into her handiwork. It would have been a great episode if they ever had her go out and get a job.
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    Favourite WKRP Moments: Watch For Falling Turkeys

    My least favorite episode is the one where Andy's old girlfriend comes to Cincinnati. My favorite has to be any episode with Hirsch.
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    School Cafeteria Food--The Good, the Bad, and the Inedible

    Beets and prunes on separate days, thank goodness. We found out how much fun it was to use your straw on the beets to make little pellets that could be shot across the cafeteria like a spit ball.
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    School Cafeteria Food--The Good, the Bad, and the Inedible

    Early 1970s the public school system I attended had a budget crisis. We were served "flying saucers." Fried bologna with a scoop of mashed potatoes and cheese on top. Nutrition at its best. I also remember beets and prunes--neither of which I can stand.
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    S12.E07: Sausage Party

    Ridiculous is the right word for this show. The producers don't even have to audition competitors. They can just go to tapes of other reality shows and pick the stereotype they are looking to fill. Then we recycle the challenges. I liked Anne Burrell when she had her own show on Saturday mornings when she actually cooked instead of dealing with a bunch of buffoons trying to get their "big" show business break. If they really want over the top, let my favorites, the Impractical Jokers, teach the Worst Cooks in America. It would be awesome!
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    S12.E07: Sausage Party

    An entire cooking show dedicated to adolescent humor. This episode just made Anne Burrell and Tyler Florence look stupid. What's next week's theme --F-art party, where they celebrate food art?
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    Impractical Jokers

    I thought S7 episode 2 was much better than the season opener. Murr's Dracula punishment is one of my favorites; it never fails to make me laugh. There's no physical danger, and it's creative.
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    Impractical Jokers

    I'd like to hear opinions on the Season 7 opener. I felt like it lost its "4 friends from high school who perform acts of graphic stupidity" to "3 guys who do things to the 4h guy to see how much they can physically hurt him because they really don't like him." The psychological challenges are funny. Last night was like it was mailed in. There was absolutely NO creativity. Recycled challenges, and throwing ice buckets on someone. I love this show and hate the thought that they might not be putting the same passion into it that they did in earlier seasons.
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    The People's Court

    Phone fiasco plaintiff -- close your eyes and you'll swear it's Anjelah Johnson talking. The affect, the accent, the body language -- it was all spot on.
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    Impractical Jokers

    "Up your ass, and to the left" is going to be my new mental go-to phrase when I'm in a meeting with executives and they ask me a stupid question.
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    The People's Court

    I'll give you a "Texas" (I like referring to their term as if they were talking about the state) and raise you an "I seen." A drinking game is right up my alley being from New Orleans -- one drink of my bloody mary from the drive thru daiquiri shop every time one of these phrases is used. Double down if "texas", "kidses", and "single mother" are used in the same breath.
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    The People's Court

    Monday and Tuesday -- the days to celebrate the plural of "text" as "Texas" instead of texts.
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    The People's Court

    "Mere mortals" -- how many times did Judge Milian say that this week? I guess she needed a new phrase to replace "stick a fork in me."
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    The People's Court

    It wasn't the cleavage -- it was the belly roll that I could't take. I do my best to camouflage my roll from eating too many oyster po-boys and mac and cheese. If I ever go on TPC or JJ you can bet your last dollar I will be awesomely Spanx'd up so much that I can't breathe. Do these people have a mirror?
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