S08 Love After Lockup LIVE CHAT

[MagicEyes]

My new rule for being in a relationship is, it has to be someone who's worth standing out by the road for a few hours waiting for them to be released from prison. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

A felon who is lying? Is this an alternate universe? Felons NEVER lie.

[Keywestclubkid]

he has all his teeth ,, a girl with  priorities ...  

[babyhouseman]

I just worry she's going to hurt herself in those heels. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

My new rule for being in a relationship is, it has to be someone who's worth standing out by the road for a few hours waiting for them to be released from prison. 

Whilst wearing a pickle costume.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's the commercial with the woman who's horrified that mom swears at her when she sneaks up behind her and touches her without warning. She's lucky mom doesn't deck her. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

My new rule for being in a relationship is, it has to be someone who's worth standing out by the road for a few hours waiting for them to be released from prison. 

In your best t-shirt dress that’s way too small

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

I just worry she's going to hurt herself in those heels. 

im proud she at least wearing proper shoes .. she left those house shoes at home 

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She's a cheer coach? Really?

To really little kids.  Like kindergartners.  Not actual athlete cheerleaders.

[Red Bridey]

To be honest, I don't understand the drop off by the side of the road. Why can people come to the front door and pick up their dirtbags from the lobby? Why at these random locations next to cornfields? I've been wondering this for a while. Do they think the loved ones will storm the jail?

[MagicEyes]

Just now, For Cereals said:

In your best t-shirt dress that’s way too small

And no underwear. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I remember asking if you were the Sweetbitter girl. Good times.

I adored Bourdain from Top Chef and watched his No Reservations show.

I loved him for ages  but I soured on him. He was kind of a dick, really. The Romania episode of No Reservations really turned me off. He sneered at the people who were at Castle Dracula for Halloween. Just a bunch of happy nerdy folks having lots of fun. But they were too unhip for him, he was really mocking and borderline cruel. I don't know, it just really rubbed me the wrong way. I read a book by one of the producers of his TV show, and he was a very difficult person. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he has all his teeth ,, a girl with  priorities ...  

Whereas JK definitely fails the teeth to tattoo ratio. But don't worry, he's blessed, as his neck tells us.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he has all his teeth ,, a girl with  priorities ...  

What's the brow sich? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Furry Flirt? For fuck`s sake.

[MagicEyes]

A dating app for furries. This one's going to be fun!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Whilst wearing a pickle costume.

And no underwear. With a plate of shrimp Alfredo. 

[Red Bridey]

Oh, honey, furries ARE fringe AND weird.

[kacesq]

Does this guy remind anyone of Coltee?

[Keywestclubkid]

I saw some really cute mug shots ... lol 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I really don't think there is a need for a furry dating app.  That must be the smallest niche ever.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I saw some really cute mug shots" 

There's a sentence I am grateful I have never, ever entertained saying. 

[MagicEyes]

Grand Theft Auto. Not the game!

[For Cereals]

Who’s taking one for the team and signing up for the Furry app?

[Empress1]

okay, this guy gets points for laughing at himself re: being a gamer nerd, and also, a dating app for furries is a legit good idea if there isn’t one already.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will has all his teeth. Thats high up on the pros versus cons list.

[JenE4]

A focus group for furry flirt to help furries get funky.

What the hell are we watching?!

[Gobi]

"I'm working on a dating site for necrophiles. There are a lot of unfair assumptions and prejudice against them."

[babyhouseman]

I had to look up furry. I thought it was a sex thing.

[WaltersHair]

Identity theft? Is he insane?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Does this guy remind anyone of Coltee?

Its the beard. 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I really don't think there is a need for a furry dating app.  That must be the smallest niche ever.

I've heard that you can make a lot of money making furry costumes. Maybe I should think about that for my new career!

[OoogleEyes]

"A grand, maybe one point five.."

So, $1,500. Huh.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Who’s taking one for the team and signing up for the Furry app?

Not it!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

I had to look up furry. I thought it was a sex thing.

It is.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"He's successful. I find that attractive." equals "I think i can take him for a lot."

[Red Bridey]

This is another chick who looks different in every photo.

[Keywestclubkid]

yea totally lol ... has she's rolling her eyes .. she knows he can see her right 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I've heard that you can make a lot of money making furry costumes. Maybe I should think about that for my new career!

Where is Suzywriter? She was wondering what she`ll do when she retires.

[Pepper Mostly]

Will! She wants that suitcase full of new clothes and the iphone. Wake. Up. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

I've heard that you can make a lot of money making furry costumes. Maybe I should think about that for my new career!

I know a guy who makes leather goods - wallets, belts, bags. He has a friend who is involved in the kink scene in their city and got him into making BDSM gear. He does very well doing that. Started with paddles.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It is.

Sometimes it is, but for many furries it is not a sex thing. Yes, I know some furries. I am interact with some very different communities.

[Pepper Mostly]

"If he's willing to go at my pace". Translation: I will expect gifts and cash, but don't expect me to have sex with you. Ever. 

[WaltersHair]

Furries have been around since I've been on the internet (25 years!) They were probably one of the most hated groups online and I never really understood it. I think it's becoming more mainstream.

[Eldemarge]

I had a long-term ex-boyfriend tell me that he's Bisexual AND a Furry in the same convo and this was after dating (and living together) for four years.  I am still processing what on earth happened.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Will! She wants that suitcase full of new clothes and the iphone. Wake. Up. 

You`re such a skeptic, @Pepper Mostly. I know true love when I see it!

[babyhouseman]

There's more swearing on this show than on Dr. Now's show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Girl, can you return those balloons and get your money back?

[MagicEyes]

The best hotel room she could find that was right off the interstate!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

At Party City: Excuse me, do you have any balloons that say "Congratulations! You completed your prison sentence!"?