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[magemaud]

Housekeeping must be used to sweeping up rose petals. They probably charge for it. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

“When did you do this??” Um, 10 minutes ago, Joan. When he asked you to wait in the lobby and then he went up to the room with a suspiciously large carry on. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joan, love means never having to say you’re sorry. Hahaha

[Red Bridey]

Where do you actually buy a bag of rose petals? I have never seen them anywhere, but no man has ever trotted out such a cliched romantic gesture on my behalf! 

Wouldn't they stain the comforter and the carpet?

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Does Amani have on two different one-armed asymmetrical shirts?!

She has a clearly defined personal style. Tacky, but she thinks its edgy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s put this pillow on the floor. Yuck!

[Gobi]

I'm guessing that the throwuple will be the cliffhanger.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Where do you actually buy a bag of rose petals? I have never seen them anywhere, but no man has ever trotted out such a cliched romantic gesture on my behalf! 

Wouldn't they stain the comforter and the carpet?

You can probably get a huge sack of fake ones at Party City. I can't imagine anyone getting fresh ones unless you bought a lot of grocery store roses and stripped them. Which would be terrible.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn, this isn’t what you want and that’s okay. But you need to tell Aliyah before this goes any farther. 

[kacesq]

These two needed to have serious serious conversations before committing to marriage. Shawn doesn’t want to be with a woman. It’s not fair to Aaliyah.

also, the age difference is icky.

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Where do you actually buy a bag of rose petals? I have never seen them anywhere, but no man has ever trotted out such a cliched romantic gesture on my behalf! 

Wouldn't they stain the comforter and the carpet?

Rockefeller here probably grabbed them from a garbage bin behind a florist’s shop.

[kacesq]

That was convincing, Shawn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rule Number One: Never have a real appointment with any professional who sells his/her soul and appears on this show.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

These two needed to have serious serious conversations before committing to marriage. Shawn doesn’t want to be with a woman. It’s not fair to Aaliyah.

also, the age difference is icky.

She is only 25. He wants a young hot guy …this won’t work

[Gobi]

Getting thunder and the show cuts in and out.

[Red Bridey]

I hope the doctor is picking up what Shawn is putting down. A blind person can see he is resistant.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do they ever suggest seeing a therapist prior to the surgery just to make sure the patient has no regrets afterward?

[magemaud]

On Diaries, Cleo had “facial feminization surgery” but she looked the same to me and she was disappointed in the results 

[Eldemarge]

I've seen the vags from the gender reassignment surgeries on surgery websites and they look AMAZING.  Just saying.  I don't think Shawn has to worry about "aesthetics."  Except for the fact that he wouldn't be horny for it at all.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Getting thunder and the show cuts in and out.

CONGRATULATIONS!!

I gave up on the actual show 

[Zombness]

Who’s paying for all the surgeries??? Shawn?  I don’t think so!!

Edited 23 hours ago by Zombness

[tvrox]

People are still named Herbie?

Juan is like this marriage is shitty enough! I don't want to be covered in cow shit. 

After seeing Dr. Odyssey, I now want to work on a cruise ship, LOL. 

[sainte-chapelle]

It’s a tough situation because, hypothetically, if my husband came to me  and said he was transitioning, I wouldn’t be sure about staying in the marriage. I would 100% support it, I mean people need to be their true selves, but if he had surgery and I am not sexually attracted to a woman then it isn’t fair to either party.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Getting thunder and the show cuts in and out.

That's probably a good thing, all things considered.

[For Cereals]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The only cast member on that mess I don’t mind is Courtney…I know but hear me out. She is dumb as a box of rocks and a desperate stage 5 clinger but I don’t recall her ever being purposefully mean or hurtful to anyone. I was actually worried about her when she was locked down with that British guy, he seemed super controlling and she is the type to do whatever a guy wants just to be in a relationship because she has no real personality.

Give me all the “Corny” foolishness.  I love her.  She’s like a younger, stoopider Vickie Gunvalson.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Zombness said:

Who’s paying for all the surgeries??? Shawn?  I do think so!!

Aliyah should go to Turkey to get the surgery. Surgery is better (and cheaper) in Turkey. Just ask Darcey and Stacey. Okay, maybe not.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

CONGRATULATIONS!!

I gave up on the actual show 

Its much more fun when we're just sitting here gossiping anyway.

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn, this isn’t what you want and that’s okay. But you need to tell Aliyah before this goes any farther. 

For sure. If he really only wants to be with a male, and she becomes fully female... there will be some major conflicts.

Of course all this will play out only after the show pays for their wedding.

[judylo]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

These two needed to have serious serious conversations before committing to marriage. Shawn doesn’t want to be with a woman. It’s not fair to Aaliyah.

also, the age difference is icky.

I do like her. But this whole situation isn’t really fair to Shawn either.

I have found the age gap not so stigmatized in gay male relationships.

 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I've seen the vags from the gender reassignment surgeries on surgery websites and they look AMAZING.  Just saying.  I don't think Shawn has to worry about "aesthetics."  Except for the fact that he wouldn't be horny for it at all.

Remember how Nikki fooled Igor for years? 

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It’s a tough situation because, hypothetically, if my husband came to me  and said he was transitioning, I wouldn’t be sure about staying in the marriage. I would 100% support it, I mean people need to be their true selves, but if he had surgery and I am not sexually attracted to a woman then it isn’t fair to either party.

I don't blame Shawn for not wanting to be with a woman. I completely blame him for resenting Aliyah for being herself and for stringing her along. All he has to do is let her go. 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

People are still named Herbie?

He’s a Love Bug 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Who’s paying for all the surgeries??? Shawn?  I do think so!!

If Aliyah gets surgery I'll eat my chapeau. They HAVE to go consult a doctor though, its in the Sharp Productions Rule Book. You know how in soap operas someone always has to be in the hospital? On a Sharp show, everyone has to go see a doctor. Either a plastic surgeon, or an OB/GYN, or a fertility specialist. 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Give me all the “Corny” foolishness.  I love her.  She’s like a younger, stoopider Vickie Gunvalson.

She is dumb but seems like a nice person. I laughed hard at her cowgirl photoshoot on Diaries.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its much more fun when we're just sitting here gossiping anyway.

That's what I'm thinking! I can tell exactly what nonsense is going on just by reading you guys! It's great! I think that I've a new way to hate watch!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Six more minutes, kids. You can make it to the finish line! 🏃‍♀️

[Eldemarge]

Have we EVER actually had a 90 Day couple not get married? I mean the people on the 90 Day Fiance mothership show and not "Before the 90 Days"...

 

[Pepper Mostly]

"You have so much freedom!" she whines. Yeah, because you boot his ass out of the house at seven AM and won't let him come back home until the streetlights come on. She is exhausting. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shekky, if you can find a better relationship no one is stopping you.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, kacesq said:

Did anyone watch that Poly Family show? Worth tuning in?

It was pretty boring.

 

Shocking the throuple gave Anny money! Never mind, no one is shocked. 

[JenE4]

“You leave for hours!” You make him leave!! You told him he’s not allowed to be in his own home because of your clients.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

I don't blame Shawn for not wanting to be with a woman. I completely blame him for resenting Aliyah for being herself and for stringing her along. All he has to do is let her go. 

Yes!  He needs to stop pouting about it.  Unless they just have an understanding that we’re not seeing because I just get more father/daughter/benefactor vibes from them.

[Suzywriter]

God, I hate Freshpet commercials.

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants to be treated well. She, on the other hand, does not want to treat him well. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shekky, just do whatever the fuck you want. No one cares.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is dumb but seems like a nice person. I laughed hard at her cowgirl photoshoot on Diaries.

Yeah there are no stakes at all with her, just funnies and she’s not obnoxious like fart jar girl.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh God, of course they are having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party. So Jessica can keep an eye on Juan. She doesn't trust him AT ALL. She will pout about that stripper for the next fifty years. 

[Zombness]

Sarper has changed so much for herand she has become a total bitch.

Edited 23 hours ago by Zombness

[Gobi]

So long, everyone. It's been iconic.

Till next time.

[sainte-chapelle]

Yikes good night all. Turning the channel before the suicide talk