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[magemaud]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

She is morphing into her mom

She needs a tiny hat to complete the transition 

[Suzywriter]

42 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t condone people who are constantly late. It’s disrespectful.

Have mercy on us!! I have such severe anxiety that I'm always running late. I beg for forgiveness because I cannot help it and no one believes it.

I respect you! I swear, I do! I just can't fix it.

 

 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

They shit a lot.

And when they pee, they pee a lot. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord someone call the health inspector. I would never get anything done in that space

Edited March 17 by sainte-chapelle

[Bees52]

Did Sharp say "hoosegow?"

Oh house cow.

My bad!

The cows are very cute, but their names tho! So wrong...

[Red Bridey]

Oh, yeah, Shekki is definitely making room in her life for Sarper. An Instagram relationship this is not! Nosiree!

[For Cereals]

Ok I’m calling BS on this setup.  I mean I guess you don’t need to cook to eat cold sticks of butter but come on!

[Suzywriter]

Cows...indoors.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Really? My stars, you are full of surprises! 

And I used to sell it to places like the Cambridge Food Co-op and a few small natural market stores. We raised them without antibiotics or growth hormones and we were way ahead of the curve. I’d deliver beef with a sack of meat in one hand and my toddler on my hip.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ah, she works from home. Wonder if her salon is licensed…

Her, um, "salon". Salon, yeah that's it. 

So, she jabs Botox into people, right? and possibly "vitamin supplements". And maybe steams vaginas. No wonder she doesn't want Sarper around. 

Wait, they can't cook at home? And he can't be there during the day? Girlfriend needs to rent herself a storefront. Who doesn't actually live in their own apartment? 

[AR Traveler]

Wasn't there a cow in the house once as a tradition in India?  Last I looked, Los Angeles wasn't India, and Shekinah is not from there.  What in the world?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Did Sharp say "hoosegow?"

Oh house cow.

My bad!

The cows are very cute, but their names tho! So wrong...

I am in a tiz, tbh

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Have mercy on us!! I have such severe anxiety that I'm always running late. I beg for forgiveness because I cannot help it and no one believes it.

I respect you! I swear, I do! I just can't fix it.

 

 

I have a friend who is always late. When we are planning a get-together, i tell her we’re meeting a half hour earlier.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Cows...indoors.

When I visit a farm I always joke about stealing a cow or pig or donkey to bring home but I wouldn’t actually do it. Those animals need fresh air and space to move around. Don’t get me started on these assholes that keep tigers in tiny cages in their backyards as status symbols ..then it’s all ´the tiger mauled me ´…well…yea

Edited March 17 by sainte-chapelle

[AR Traveler]

Oh no, having my work in my kitchen would drive me mad.  I liked Sarper's place much better, as it was in Turkey.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, they can't cook at home? And he can't be there during the day? Girlfriend needs to rent herself a storefront. Who doesn't actually live in their own apartment? 

You'd think she would have thought about these things before she dragged Sarper into it. 

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Her, um, "salon". Salon, yeah that's it. 

So, she jabs Botox into people, right? and possibly "vitamin supplements". And maybe steams vaginas. No wonder she doesn't want Sarper around. 

Wait, they can't cook at home? And he can't be there during the day? Girlfriend needs to rent herself a storefront. Who doesn't actually live in their own apartment? 

Escorts who spend their nights at parties and hotel rooms.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Not cooking because of food smells is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. 

Shekinah has probably not eaten solid food since 2017.

[Eldemarge]

7 minutes ago, AR Traveler said:

The guy with all those animals, with his mother in a closet.  That was worth it for the ready-made petting farm.

That guy gave me the Ick.

[Gobi]

So all meals have to be at a restaurant or the like? That sucks.

[AR Traveler]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

That guy gave me the Ick.

Me too, but I liked the animals.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, magemaud said:

She needs a tiny hat to complete the transition 

And a swanky faux leopard vest!

[MagicEyes]

The food does look good! I could make a dent in that big pan of mac and cheese!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Stevi’s father was much more subdued that he was given credit for. Good for him. I always like a surprise.

[JenE4]

This is like ‘Merica America.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Have mercy on us!! I have such severe anxiety that I'm always running late. I beg for forgiveness because I cannot help it and no one believes it.

I respect you! I swear, I do! I just can't fix it.

 

 

Bless you, my son is the same way. He does try but between the ADHD and anxiety he gets so distracted. He does get to work on time but meeting friends is a minefield. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Better pronunciation than the mee maw and pee paws.

Edited March 17 by HorrrGoodnight

[For Cereals]

Good lord, where did Maynard come from!?

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shekinah has probably not eaten solid food since 2017.

The butter is sort of solid. If I was Sarper, I’d spend my days at the gym while he’s kicked out of the house. See how Shekinah likes that! 

[OoogleEyes]

"Because of the freedoms and everything"

Oh, my stinky Summer Child..

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And I used to sell it to places like the Cambridge Food Co-op and a few small natural market stores. We raised them without antibiotics or growth hormones and we were way ahead of the curve. I’d deliver beef with a sack of meat in one hand and my toddler on my hip.

I love everything about this. 

I get meat delivered every other month from Walden Local, all locally raised, grass fed and antibiotic free. No toddlers with the nice delivery guys, though. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Good lord, where did Maynard come from!?

You rang?

[renatae]

Shekki's apartment is one of the weirdest setups I've ever seen, especially since she does NO cooking and thinks it's not a big deal.

I can't decide which is weirdest. This or the guy with all the animals and his mom in a closet on the floor.

[MagicEyes]

I always end up with marshmallow torches when I try to make s'mores. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s have some Coke because the s’mores aren’t sweet enough on their own.

[AR Traveler]

I was just wondering if Stevi and family are OK after the storms ripped through near there yesterday.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love everything about this. 

I get meat delivered every other month from Walden Local, all locally raised, grass fed and antibiotic free. No toddlers with the nice delivery guys, though. 

The beef was incredible, better than I’d ever tasted. But we were just a small family farm and couldn’t scale up, living in Metrowest.

[SunnyBeBe]

And my parents always insisted a pony couldn’t live on our carport!  Ha!  Lol

[Red Bridey]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I always end up with marshmallow torches when I try to make s'mores. 

I love the idea of s'mores, but it's hard to get the marshmallows hot enough to melt the chocolate without scorching them, and I also hate sticky fingers! 

[Bees52]

This family seems to want to fatten Mahdi up... he is on the lean side, but that's good!

[HorrrGoodnight]

Uh oh, bitch. 

[kacesq]

“Reskilling courses” oh fuck off AARP. The English language is bastardized enough. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

This family seems to want to fatten Mahdi up... he is on the lean side, but that's good!

And guaranteed they will offer him pork every time he visits. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love everything about this. 

I get meat delivered every other month from Walden Local, all locally raised, grass fed and antibiotic free. No toddlers with the nice delivery guys, though. 

SPEAKING OF BOSTON... 

I am reading that first Spenser novel. He is so damn specific irt street names, directions... I love it. No wonder that they filmed the series in Boston. They had to!

 

 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The beef was incredible, better than I’d ever tasted. But we were just a small family farm and couldn’t scale up, living in Metrowest.

Went to MT for work and a cattle farmer hosted us for dinner.  I generally don’t like rare burgers but that was the best beef I ever tasted.

[magemaud]

Did anyone here mail any postcards yesterday? 😉

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

SPEAKING OF BOSTON... 

I am reading that first Spenser novel. He is so damn specific irt street names, directions... I love it. No wonder that they filmed the series in Boston. They had to!

 

 

I've never read the books, but I'm always leery of books that rely too much on that level of detail wrt the location. Though of course that is such a Boston thing. Every single movie and book set in Boston has to spend a lot of time talking about surrounding towns, neighborhoods, local landmarks, and so on. I've shared this before, but here you go again. Classic. 

 

[kacesq]

Oh the last few minutes is with these horrible people. “We wanted to have another baby.” We lived on separate continents, we had no plan but fuck it, we had a kid, how dare you question our choices, child who is about to be ignored in favor of the new one?

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think there is anything wrong with Mahdi saying he would stay in the US if they broke up. If you don’t want the answer Stevi don’t ask the question…also weren’t you all up in arms about him wanting to go back to Iran?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think it’s okay for Jordan to have and voice an opinion. But once she says what needs to be said, she should move on.