Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[For Cereals]

Hi all!  Missed you guys with the holidays and now fires.  Need some snark.

[Keywestclubkid]

them arms tho 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia, no need for your daughter to be in Rob’s orbit just yet. Stop.

[Pepper Mostly]

All these cons think they are so smooth. They're rubbing their hands together gleefully thinking "Oooh, I am El Supremo Lover Man! I can make any woman believe my silver tongued lies! I am the BUSINESS". Naw, man. You just find supremely stupid women to practice your wiles on. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

When she heard eyebrows should help frame your face she thought she should position them like a picture frame at the edge. 

My friend wants me to go with her to get her eyebrows done. Now, keep in mind that we are both 69 years old, with negligible eyebrows. Should I have her committed?

[Keywestclubkid]

thank god that child doesnt call him daddy 

[kacesq]

My daughter is my world but I’m ditching her for prison dick. Girl you are on the right show. 

[Empress1]

“HUNCH HIM PROFUSELY.”

[SemiCharmedLife]

28 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Complaint time apropos of nothing: I fucking hate this cold weather. It’s not fair!!!

Shouldn’t be long before something like this happens on LDL. Watch till the end.

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1AChRXqeUf/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Spoiler

The people on LAL would need to buy some dentures first!

 

[kacesq]

Aren’t cohones balls? Not tits?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

My friend wants me to go with her to get her eyebrows done. Now, keep in mind that we are both 69 years old, with negligible eyebrows. Should I have her committed?

Getting her eyebrows done means what exactly?

[JenE4]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

It would be so hilarious if we saw a LAL couple in the wild, bickering in a  furniture store, a charity shop or ax throwing venue.  One can dream...

Ever since Louie from Lakeland and Melissa filmed that one episode this past season on my local beach, less than a mile from my beach house, I’ve been on the lookout for them! Though, I have seen Melissa and Joe Gorga many times around my primary residence, including having an extensive conversation with them at Rail’s Steakhouse, as seen on Real Housewives of New Jersey (the restaurant, not me).

[For Cereals]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

My friend wants me to go with her to get her eyebrows done. Now, keep in mind that we are both 69 years old, with negligible eyebrows. Should I have her committed?

I like mine but if she ever wants a brow lift, that could be an issue…

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"I've never let my daughter meet any man" so I thought I would start with a con who is just getting released. Quality parenting in action. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

“HUNCH HIM PROFUSELY.”

I thought she said punch. 😂😂😂

[WaltersHair]

"It's been TWO WHOLE YEARS since I had sex."

Oh, honey.

[Empress1]

Doesn’t “cojones” mean “balls?”

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bradly instills me with so much confidence.

What woman wouldn't be swept off her feet by his smooth talk and deft romancing? Swoon!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia, don’t be stupid. Oh, never mind.

[OoogleEyes]

Cajones. 

Girrrrl..

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Hi all!  Missed you guys with the holidays and now fires.  Need some snark.

Oh my god, are you OK? 

[JenE4]

Ma’am, I don’t think cojones means what you think it means…unless Rob is in for a real surprise.

[Eldemarge]

Nooooo! I'm late!  

[Gobi]

Let me guess - there's going to be a last minute hitch in his release.

[Ladystardust]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I thought she said punch. 😂😂😂

ME TOO!!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

them arms tho 

@Keywestclubkid, OK now, its early yet. Get ahold of yourself! Don't need to be airing out your root cellar quite yet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Nooooo! I'm late!  

Only twelve minutes so you’re okay. Any later and you;d be headed for the SHU.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

“HUNCH HIM PROFUSELY.”

I thought she said punch. I was really wondering what new kink we were being exposed to. Stan the man's ears probably perked up. 

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Aren’t cohones balls? Not tits?

Yes, they are. Perhaps she knows something we've learned after the fact about a few other inmates. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

My friend wants me to go with her to get her eyebrows done. Now, keep in mind that we are both 69 years old, with negligible eyebrows. Should I have her committed?

Do it!  Just investigate the person well.  I'm not much younger than you and I had them done in November.  Best decision ever.  I used to have to fill them in, always terribly, btw.  We are not too old to do nice things for ourselves.  Eyebrows really frame the face.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

thank god that child doesnt call him daddy 

Yet.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Aren’t cohones balls? Not tits?

Absolutely.  But it's just another one of these goofballs' endearing misuse of languages.

[Ladystardust]

Why is Sling still playing the sad animal commercials with Christmas music? It plays every single commercial break.

[MagicEyes]

I could be watching Sharknado, but here I am, watching stupid people in prison and the stupider people who are in love with them. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Getting her eyebrows done means what exactly?

I have no idea. Threading? They just opened an eyebrow shop (salon?) in my shopping area. What magic do they work there?

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

My friend wants me to go with her to get her eyebrows done. Now, keep in mind that we are both 69 years old, with negligible eyebrows. Should I have her committed?

I am a redhead with now pretty sparse eyebrows. About four years ago, I took the plunge and decided to start coloring them when I get my hair "rejuvenated." I was petrified I would look like Groucho Marx but they aren't bushy enough, thank God. And I think they just add a little definition to my face, which is pretty pale. I was glad I made the choice. And I just turned 65 in December, so not in the first blush of youth 😉😂.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Ever since Louie from Lakeland and Melissa filmed that one episode this past season on my local beach, less than a mile from my beach house, I’ve been on the lookout for them! Though, I have seen Melissa and Joe Gorga many times around my primary residence, including having an extensive conversation with them at Rail’s Steakhouse, as seen on Real Housewives of New Jersey (the restaurant, not me).

Wait, what? 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Ma’am, I don’t think cojones means what you think it means…unless Rob is in for a real surprise.

That . Would . Be . Awesome 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, are you OK? 

We’re ok.  Lucky.  House is ok and they just downgraded our evacuation/warning status, but I’m not unpacking until there’s more containment.  Just a few blocks north of us is a different story.  Complete war zone/gone.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tia, don’t be stupid. Oh, never mind.

Ship? Sailed. Long since sailed. Left the harbor, crossed the ocean, hit an iceberg.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sam, the limp dick cuck, can’t wait till Krystal starts berating him. He’s a glutton for punishment.

[Keywestclubkid]

she didnt sleep and got a cold but didnt answer the door why?

[WaltersHair]

It makes me so happy to have sparse eyebrow frens on the forum. It's one of a thousand things they don't tell you that happens as you age.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I have no idea. Threading? They just opened an eyebrow shop (salon?) in my shopping area. What magic do they work there?

I've never done threading, but I got my mom to try waxing with me (she's 66) and she liked it! She's not really a makeup person at all but she has sparse blonde-ish brows and she liked what they did at Ulta's brow salon.

[Keywestclubkid]

let me guilt trip you ..... like shes in prison .. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sam always looks like he needs a good scrub down. 

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I thought she said punch.

Definitely “hunch.”

Sam is so unattractive and I hate the way he’s speaking to this woman.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Absolutely.  But it's just another one of these goofballs' endearing misuse of languages.

I am compiling a list, which I will share shortly. It's pretty long.

[kacesq]

I thought Rita was her grandma? 
Rita seems well enough for dinner out…

[OoogleEyes]

How old is Rita?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she didnt sleep and got a cold but didnt answer the door why?

I'm voting for passed out drunk, unless Rita is turning tricks. 😁