Season 5 LDL Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

So Hunter was charged with driving under the influence of Marijuana? He got prison for that ?

While murderers are getting released from federal prison. Makes so much sense, right?

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Guess your toileting options are limited.

I just remember that girl on Teen Mom screaming in pain while laying facedown in the back of a minivan after the surgery. I don't even want to know how they go to the bathroom. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I look so much better with eyebrows. I don't know why these girls are going with the "draw a tiny sperm line" look.  It really doesn't look good on most people!

its like METH eyebrow where they plucked so much in a tweak out lol 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh what was his name? Stan? He was such an adventurous Don Juan. He'd message women while sitting in his rocker with a nice afghan over his knees, elderly cat on his lap, down at the heel slippers on his feet, and a warm cup of tea in his hand. Swoon. 

This quote smells just like pipe tobacco!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh what was his name? Stan? He was such an adventurous Don Juan. He'd message women while sitting in his rocker with a nice afghan over his knees, elderly cat on his lap, down at the heel slippers on his feet, and a warm cup of tea in his hand. Swoon. 

And a dead wombat on his head. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

The craziest eyebrows have got to be the lady from the bad streets of ...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

And a dead wombat on his head. 

DEAD

[kacesq]

Prison is hard, y’all. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you only have 7 more years there buddy 

[JenE4]

5 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I want to know what the money situation is with this family. Does she have any, or is it all her mom's? If she had money, why would she be working? 

She mentioned that Grandma designed the house after Jefferson’s Monticello. So grandma had money. Seems like Mom inherited the house. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Krystal. She’s such a victim. It’s not her fault that she’s incarcerated.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its like METH eyebrow where they plucked so much in a tweak out lol 

If you overpluck, they don’t grow back. My best friend made that mistake.

[Pepper Mostly]

Damn, Sam is one grubby looking dude. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

She mentioned that Grandma designed the house after Jefferson’s Monticello. So grandma had money. Seems like Mom inherited the house. 

Is Grandma still living? I thought all three generations lived there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How do I find a chump to do all my biding to whom I give nothing in return?

[Eldemarge]

This guy sure whines a lot.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Krystal. She’s such a victim. It’s not her fault that she’s incarcerated.

Remember when we were all young and innocent and heard the phrase “caught charges” for the first time? Like they’re just out there floating around…

[Gobi]

"No one can be the rock constantly. Not even Dwayne Johnson."

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Empress1 said:

If you overpluck, they don’t grow back. My best friend made that mistake.

You don't even have to over pluck. Mine have slowly disappeared with age. I have tons of hair on my head, but not my face. It's hella weird.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Damn, Sam is one grubby looking dude. 

And he vapes on top of everything else. Ugh, he’s so unappealing.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Empress1 said:

If you overpluck, they don’t grow back. My best friend made that mistake.

I did, too, as a new teenager with a unibrow.  Went to visit my dad in Montana and my bff's auntie plucked the hell out of my brows.  I was thrilled.  My mom, not so much.  They never did grow back.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sam has an unattractive collection of tattoos. Okay, we can fill in many names in this sentence. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

its like METH eyebrow where they plucked so much in a tweak out lol 

Kristianna was our eyebrow Queen 

[JenE4]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Is Grandma still living? I thought all three generations lived there.

I just made an assumption because we haven’t met Grandma. However, I suppose she just as likely would NOT agree to be on this show.

[MagicEyes]

Does Sam have any good qualities? 

[Keywestclubkid]

arnt you having the full experience in there? what is this having trust bullcrap she is spewing .. shes lying to him and using him to take care of her grandma while not even making him pot roast .. like not even a whisper on the phone .. lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hunter: Kayleigh, I have something to tell you. That pot roast gave me food poisoning so I’m going to have to break up with you.

[faraway]

11 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

She doesn't need a BBL.  She's young.  A few months with my trainer torturing her, she'd see a butt.

Her butt is fine!  Working with a trainer is great, but enhancing what she's got through surgery to please this inmate is really dumb.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Kristianna was our eyebrow Queen 

Oh what ever happened to her?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Does Sam have any good qualities? 

Nope.  I bet even his dangly doodle is Sad.

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

You don't even have to over pluck. Mine have slowly disappeared with age. I have tons of hair on my head, but not my face. It's hella weird.

They make amazing fake brows. I watched a video of a mother and young daughter, both with alopecia (not a hair to be seen), getting like press-on tattoo brows, and they looked really real. The little girl was so excited.

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, its a three hour drive, and he's now LATE? Why not budget four hours to get there, to be sure you can get there on time? Why am I expecting planning or rationality from these nincompoops?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Kristianna was our eyebrow Queen 

THAT's who I was thinking of!  Unforgettable brows!!  (Forgettable name, for me, anyway.)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Damn, Sam is one grubby looking dude. 

You call 911 for an ambulance. Sam rolls up smelling of vape juice and petting his face hairs (I refuse to call that a beard). Do you ask to be doused in sanitizer or do you request another ambulance? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Does Sam have any good qualities? 

Hahaha that's cute. 

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You call 911 for an ambulance. Sam rolls up smelling of vape juice and petting his face hairs (I refuse to call that a beard). Do you ask to be doused in sanitizer or do you request another ambulance? 

Oh I'd probably just die. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, its a three hour drive, and he's now LATE? Why not budget four hours to get there, to be sure you can get there on time? Why am I expecting planning or rationality from these nincompoops?

Math is hard

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, its a three hour drive, and he's now LATE? Why not budget four hours to get there, to be sure you can get there on time? Why am I expecting planning or rationality from these nincompoops?

He had to drive an hour out of his way to knock on Rita’s door.

[JenE4]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh what ever happened to her?

She got lost to the mean streets of Dubuque!! (Seriously, her husband was always worried about that and we’d joke about it but she literally did just take to the streets of Dubuque, getting hooked back on drugs and left “Clyde.”)

Edited Saturday at 01:47 AM by JenE4

[kacesq]

Are these two engaged? 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, faraway said:

Her butt is fine!  Working with a trainer is great, but enhancing what she's got through surgery to please this inmate is really dumb.

Most of these women are not noted for their great decision making. I'm just sayin.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

arnt you having the full experience in there? what is this having trust bullcrap she is spewing .. shes lying to him and using him to take care of her grandma while not even making him pot roast .. like not even a whisper on the phone .. lol 

She is having some quality sexy times with the inside ladies. Doesn't leave much lovin' for Sam. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You call 911 for an ambulance. Sam rolls up smelling of vape juice and petting his face hairs (I refuse to call that a beard). Do you ask to be doused in sanitizer or do you request another ambulance? 

🤔

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Are these two engaged? 

She thinks they are.

[kacesq]

Wait…so Hunter wants to marry Kaleigh? I’m confused.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

You call 911 for an ambulance. Sam rolls up smelling of vape juice and petting his face hairs (I refuse to call that a beard). Do you ask to be doused in sanitizer or do you request another ambulance? 

Kill me now..

[Red Bridey]

I just cannot believe these women; the minute they get a proposal from some inmate they go wedding dress shopping. With *that* figure, I doubt Kayleigh could find anything in a vintage clothes store. And a ring...OMG, she is desperate.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, JenE4 said:

She got lost to the mean streets of Dubuque!! (Seriously, her husband was always worried about that and we’d joke about it but she literally did just tomorrow the streets of Dubuque, getting hooked back on drugs and left “Clyde.”)

I had hopes for them. I don't know if it's from watching so many episodes of LAL/LDL, but I just don't get hooked on couples anymore. Pickle lady was the last one.

[Keywestclubkid]

thats the worst news ever ... oh honey just wait 

[Pepper Mostly]

No Kayleigh, you are not going to find a plus size dress in a vintage shop. All those vintage dresses are size Tiny. My mother has the suit she got married in hanging in her closet still, and it is ITTY. At my skinniest I don't think I could have gotten in to it, and I wore a size six when it meant something. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hunter is using the same explanation that many of the other guys use. Hilarious!