BookThief September 13, 2014 Share September 13, 2014 If anyone is interested, I thought I'd try out the Roseanne alphabet game. I've enjoyed the Golden Girls one and that and Roseanne are my favorite syndicated shows. I've never started a topic before so hopefully I don't mess it up... How about to start, just go with anything relating to the show? A is for the Affair Dan had but didn't have because he was actually dead. B is for Buy 'n' Bag where Roseanne shopped and Becky worked for a while (and I think Darlene too, for maybe 1 episode). C is for Conner. C as in 'cat,' O as in 'oaf,' N as in 'numbskull,' N as in 'nitwit'...E as in...'empty-headed,' R as in 'target!' (I'll stop now) 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/
ElectraStar September 13, 2014 Share September 13, 2014 D is for Dean the son in law machine. E is for Elijah Minelli. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-372688
ShellSeeker September 14, 2014 Share September 14, 2014 F is for Fred. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-374188
BookThief September 14, 2014 Author Share September 14, 2014 G is for the Ganja that Jackie determined, while sitting in the bathtub, was the only thing in her life. Roseanne and Dan found this hilarious... H is for Hans the Hare that David was being brainwashed into becoming in a weird, anti-Disney episode. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-374916
leighroda September 21, 2014 Share September 21, 2014 I is for ice cream fight they had after dj won the spelling bee. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-395590
DXD526 September 24, 2014 Share September 24, 2014 J is for jail, where Dan went, briefly, after beating up Fisher. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-402757
ShellSeeker September 24, 2014 Share September 24, 2014 K is for the one and only Kathy Bowman! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-405122
DXD526 September 24, 2014 Share September 24, 2014 I heart Kathy! L is for Leon Carp! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-406034
ajsnaves September 27, 2014 Share September 27, 2014 M is for Mom, which is what you will NOT call Beverly. It is either Bev or Sea Hag. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-413697
BookThief September 27, 2014 Author Share September 27, 2014 N is for Nancy, whose character I never really got into. O is for Oxygen, which Mark "misspelled" after getting too cocky at Scrabble. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-414171
ShellSeeker October 6, 2014 Share October 6, 2014 P is for all the Halloween pranks. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-442039
BookThief October 11, 2014 Author Share October 11, 2014 Q is for the quiz Jackie gives Dan and Roseanne on body language in an early episode that reveals Dan true feelings toward her. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-459679
ElectraStar October 12, 2014 Share October 12, 2014 R is for Roger, con artist and Nancy's wannabe baby daddy. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-460893
cherry slushie October 14, 2014 Share October 14, 2014 S is for Scott; Leon's husband. T is for the Tildens. Loved the episodes with Charlotte so eager to please and hang out with Roseanne. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-466320
Betweenyouandme October 15, 2014 Share October 15, 2014 F is for Fred. Or, F is for Becky's Fart at school during her speech that Darlene made fun of, oh my! good grief! 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-469545
MissMel October 26, 2014 Share October 26, 2014 (edited) U is for underwear. Underwear being tossed out of the bedroom window when the girls are fighting, Dan's underwear ending up in the neighbor's tree after the tornado, underwear being held up during the never ending laundry folding... Edited October 26, 2014 by MissMel 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-504503
BookThief November 15, 2014 Author Share November 15, 2014 V is for Vonda, Roseanne's friend in the early seasons. Her most notable time on screen was probably when she sang in Roseanne's bathroom dream episode. W is for the Wellman factory that many of the characters worked at in the first season. "Guess we're not gonna make our quota today, honeybunch!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-568419
BookThief February 15, 2015 Author Share February 15, 2015 OK, so this won't be as popular as the Golden Girls version...too bad! X is for X-rated, which is what the woman from the premium cable station wanted to make Roseanne's life after they won the lottery in episodes that I try to forget. Y is for Yelling, which all the characters did from time to time. Anyone want to finish it off? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-828013
redlaces February 15, 2015 Share February 15, 2015 (edited) Z is for Zeke. I mean Ziggy! Ziggy! Ziggy, that jerk. ETA: I totally just lost my Roseanne cred. Thanks for setting me straight BookThief. I'm embarrassed. Sigh Edited February 15, 2015 by redlaces 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-828111
BookThief February 15, 2015 Author Share February 15, 2015 I'm blanking! Who is Zeke? Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-828131
redlaces February 15, 2015 Share February 15, 2015 A is for Arnie who was taken by the Allen's who were out of spice. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-828280
BookThief February 15, 2015 Author Share February 15, 2015 B is for "BARRY WATNICK, his name was BARRY WATNICK!" from the story that Roseanne shares with Becky about how one day she won't even remember this embarrassing incident like she can't remember the name of a boy she was embarrassed in front of decades ago (except Becky knew better...) 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-828317
MissMel February 15, 2015 Share February 15, 2015 C is for corn! Wasn't there corn of some kind in every single episode? D is for dodge. As in slug bug/Cadillac whack, etc. on the road trip to check out the mistress. "Dodge" "Dodge what?" "Dodge this!" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-828481
Aja February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 E is for Elgin, Lanford's sister city. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-831031
VanillaBear85 February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 F is for the forty balloons Crystal blew up for Dan's birthday party. Roseanne popped one to make it 39 for his actual age. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-831347
DXD526 February 16, 2015 Share February 16, 2015 G is for Gary, another of Jackie's Mr. Right's, that wasn't. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-832998
BookThief February 17, 2015 Author Share February 17, 2015 H is for Halloween, which the Conners (for the most part) loved. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-833325
redlaces February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 I is for the Internet which Jackie becomes addicted to and chats it up in the Urkel chat room. 1 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-833618
ElectraStar February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 J is for Jake, who Bev got busy with in the shower. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-834303
Aja February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 K is for Kathy Bowman, whom we will be able to visit in Chicago after her operation. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-834754
BookThief February 18, 2015 Author Share February 18, 2015 L is for "Lanford....LANFORD!" Roseanne: "What are cities in Illinois?" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-837401
MissMel February 19, 2015 Share February 19, 2015 M is for the Mall. Where Krystal snags rubber sheets on the blue light special. And Dan ends up parking at "dan's". Ha! N is for the needle-nosed neighbor that is in need of an operation. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-843806
marriedaniac August 11, 2016 Share August 11, 2016 O is of Oh Susannah, which Dan played on harmonica after getting bailed out. Also, the tune was his and Roseanne's Halloween ditty in season 4. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2476677
Browncoat August 25, 2016 Share August 25, 2016 P is for DJ (and David) peeping at the girls next door. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2514805
BookThief August 26, 2016 Author Share August 26, 2016 Q is for the quota deal Faber lowered then raised again once he had "broken" Roseanne. Dick. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2515047
marriedaniac September 8, 2016 Share September 8, 2016 R is for Roseanne herself! 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2550188
Maharincess September 12, 2016 Share September 12, 2016 S for Sea Hag. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2561297
BookThief September 13, 2016 Author Share September 13, 2016 T is for Theater which Jackie was not going to make a career out of. Why. Do you. Speak. So. Haltingly? 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2561333
nkotb October 25, 2016 Share October 25, 2016 V is for virginity, which is what Becky wanted to give/had given up, which required her to discuss birth control with Roseanne. This prompted Jackie to say "isn't it great, Roseanne!" LMs& RBs facial expressions in that scene were a lesson in acting without words. 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2682150
UYI October 31, 2016 Share October 31, 2016 W is for Walter at Rodbell's. He thinks this whole Christmas thing is getting out of hand. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2701768
UYI November 1, 2016 Share November 1, 2016 I realized later that I should've said Wellman! Damn it! :( Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2703659
BookThief November 1, 2016 Author Share November 1, 2016 X is for the X-rated place Dan was helping to rebuild/remodel which made Roseanne a bit insecure. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2705379
marriedaniac February 16, 2017 Share February 16, 2017 Y is from "You know what your problem is, Dan?" 1 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-2994822
Mmmfloorpie August 17, 2017 Share August 17, 2017 Saw this was unfinished... Z is for Roseanne's favourite movie, Doctor Zhivago. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-3558187
AM1418 March 21, 2018 Share March 21, 2018 I might be the only one willing to play, but why not restart for the revival? A is for Apple, for the apple bob in Season 2's "BOO!" Added bonus quote: "Where are all the apples? Didn't we buy like a 100 apples? Can't I even have an apple in my own house!?" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-4164588
UYI March 21, 2018 Share March 21, 2018 B is for Booker, played by future Oscar winner George Clooney. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-4164698
peacheslatour March 21, 2018 Share March 21, 2018 C is for the word Becky's boss at the Buy-N-Bag called her, causing Mark to punch him. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-4164762
StaceyNotStacie March 21, 2018 Share March 21, 2018 D is for Dan, who isn’t dead. 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-4164798
AM1418 March 21, 2018 Share March 21, 2018 E is for ER, where Darlene went when her appendix burst. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-4164972
BookThief March 21, 2018 Author Share March 21, 2018 F is for "We're all Fingers over here." 4 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/14624-roseanne-alphabet-game-that-was-my-joke-guess/#findComment-4165024
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