S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn, you're not making yourself look very good here. 

HERE IT IS! "My love language is touch"! This is going to need a Bingo square. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is digging himself a nice little hole.

[sainte-chapelle]

It isn’t a persona Shawn. That is who she is. Accept it or walk. She isn’t bossy, she is standing up for herself. I detect zero attitude. Maybe I am too used to Nikki

Edited June 11, 2024 by sainte-chapelle

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Shawn, you're not making yourself look very good here. 

HERE IT IS! "My love language is touch"! This is going to need a Bingo square. 

"Show us on the bingo card where he touched you."

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn: I preferred it when you were meek and biddable and did what I said to do. I see you, Shawn. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Let’s get engaged. Except I don’t know if I really want to be with you.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

It’s isn’t a persona Shawn. That is show she is. Accept it or walk

I gasped out loud when he said that. This is not a game, Shawn, you asshole. 

[OoogleEyes]

Alex had a threesome braiding her hair

[Mr. Miner]

I miss the days when tops and bottoms were graphically explained every episode. 

[tvrox]

Yeah I would panic after sex with Kyle too, LOL. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Mr. Miner said:

I miss the days when tops and bottoms were graphically explained every episode. 

Misty watercolor memories….🎶

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Kyle powered by AI? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle mansplains how ovulation works.

[Mr. Miner]

The Learning Channel indeed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So maybe Ani is suddenly waking up? Eh, that would be a long schlong shot.

[tvrox]

TMI Kyle about pulling out. TMI. 

And if you can't trust him, don't sleep with him!

[OoogleEyes]

I am getting a physical reaction here.This motherfucking asshole has the nerve to tell her that he knows her body. And don't worry about it, girl.You're not gonna get pregnant because i've been tracking your cycle.

THIS PSYCHO

*I* feel assaulted 

[Gobi]

Kyle is better at pulling it off than he is at pulling out.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kyle mansplains how ovulation works.

I hate this asshole, it’s her body and if she wants to take the morning after pill just pick some up and shut up. I think he secretly wants to get her pregnant…he gets off on it

[Mr. Miner]

He thought he pulled out but it was only halfway, you know, because he is so huge. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brian and his girlfriend know that when you can cut the tension with a knife, it’s time to head out.

For fuck’s sake, Luke, she’s a child. Stay tuned for Unexpected.

[sainte-chapelle]

Dude starts shit now slinks away like the snake he is

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Luke wants to be with a woman, not a girl. How long did it take him to realize this? 

[Gobi]

Who would have thought that a 19 year old would act like a teenager?

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The Threesome Musketeers

Threesome and a baby? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Then why date a girl?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Madelein had her exit planned ever since she heard about Luke’s financial woes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, good, we're back to Luke pouting like a tween. Madeleine is more adult than he is. 

Oh, right, like there are never, ever rumors about young women who dress sexy and live on their own and have a cool apartment and a fun life. 

And Luke! "I am GIVING you the OPPORTUNITY to make this right!" Dude. You believed vicious gossip and rumor. You speak to her like she's your child. I have to say I love her a little bit for telling him off. 

[tvrox]

How does she not poke her eye out when she wipes away a tear with those nails??? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

See you all at Unexpected.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, peeps, see you over at the Unexpected thread! 

[Gobi]

I think that we all learned a lot tonight. Granted, things that we didn't want to learn, but still.

Till next time.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

For fuck’s sake, Luke, she’s a child. Stay tuned for Unexpected.

Teen Mom.

I need a drink. 

[bravofan27]

Shawn is a piece of shit. He has a friend with benefits that he can't wrap his mind around giving up? F** him. Disgusting shithead.

Kyle didn't get Plan B for Aly because he is cheap as hell. He doesn't pay for anything, and basically, in my opinion, is a grifter scammer that found a way to travel for free. The women that "hire" him to get pregnant them pay for his expenses and travel, and I don't see him bringing anything into a relationship besides his penis. He's such a twerp. If Plan B was free, or if Aly gave him HER credit card, he would have had no problem buying it.

Aly- he doesn't give a shit if you get pregnant. He just doesn't want to spend the 50 bucks. 

[EastCoast4Life]

19 hours ago, OoogleEyes said:

I am getting a physical reaction here.This motherfucking asshole has the nerve to tell her that he knows her body. And don't worry about it, girl.You're not gonna get pregnant because i've been tracking your cycle.

THIS PSYCHO

*I* feel assaulted 

I can't believe that anyone, let alone someone as polished and seemingly normal as Ani would be interested in touching this guy with a ten foot pole. It's not just his looks (which are not attractive), it's his whole persona. Everything goes back to sperm donation. It's his whole personality. He can't quit donating because then he'd literally have nothing. There is no there, there. 

Also, I refuse to believe that there is a giant penis in those hideous red shorts. It may be long, but I bet it's skinny as all get out. 

[DanaMB]

Threesome couple… I can’t believe she has only been there a week. It feels like we’ve had months of the same conversation..

[EastCoast4Life]

On 6/10/2024 at 8:09 PM, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe Luke will gift his friends some of his awesome sunglasses.

"So, you can venmo Madelain for those... they are a no name, non brand, with questionable lenses, but that will be $300. Anyway, so I'm broke."

[Chalby]

On 6/11/2024 at 7:55 AM, bravofan27 said:

Shawn is a piece of shit. He has a friend with benefits that he can't wrap his mind around giving up? F** him. Disgusting shithead.

I'm thinking Shawn and aliya are just on the show to raise their profile. Their arguments aren't even believable, nor is the idea they were ever in a committed relationship. Shawn talks about only physically being with Alia/Douglas for a few weeks. 

I believe Shawn was attracted to Douglas physically, and then they evolved into supporting each other as friends. Shawn supports Alia's transition, but the idea of a future physical relationship or commitment with the 2 of them won't benefit either. Shawn has no interest in being intimate with anyone feminine, and Aliya was smart to hold off because she could see Shawn was struggling.

They should be good friends, but forget any idea of marriage or intimacy loyalty.

[Red Bridey]

Hello, my lovies! I'm here early for a change. Can't wait to see the course of true love running smoothly for these wonderful people. 

[Gobi]

I wonder if threesomes will be mentioned tonight?

[OoogleEyes]

I'm here for the teenage DRAMA!

Matching wookie looks

Edited June 18, 2024 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, my lovely peeps! How's everyone's Monday going? I am so excited to see if any of these crazy kids stay together1 

[Red Bridey]

LOLOLOLOL OMG these two people. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did anyone see the article in one of the gossip rags about the guy who is the sperm donor for 175 kids? Kyle will never be able to catch up.

[Pepper Mostly]

Luke is going to sit on the deck, moodily downing a beer while he's dressed like Sasquatch, pouting like a toddler. 

[judylo]

Hi all! … why are they all furry?

[Gobi]

She slept with the guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

I am looking forward to Madeleine tearing a strip off that self righteous prick Luke. The way he talks to her is so insulting. 

[kacesq]

What the hell are they wearing? Hola friends!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Luke knows how to romance Madelein. “Say you’re sorry and start making better decisions.”