S4.All Episodes: 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise

[TwirlyGirly]

Relationships in various phases including a holiday fling that turned serious, a holiday romance that turned into a pregnancy, and Americans hopeful their romance with their local islander works out. 
 

S4 Start date: 4/22/2024

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, peeps! Popcorn's poppin', and I have enough hot buttered snark for everyone! Let's dish! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s snark the night away! I’m chomping at the bit and searching for my vacation fuck soulmate.

[Pepper Mostly]

How was everyone's Monday? I went to the dentist, then walked to the CVS and got a shingles vax. Then I walked home. I am so tired! I am an old lady and don't walk any distance as a rule. 

Pan right to the woman's ass, then linger there. Keep it classy, Matt Sharp.

Edited April 23 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

You can’t be the boss bitch of me, folks. Just warning you.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You can’t be the boss bitch of me, folks. Just warning you.

There's your task for the coming week, Auntie! Work that phrase into a conversation! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

There's your task for the coming week, Auntie! Work that phrase into a conversation! 

Well, I’m taking my dog to the trainer tomorrow, so I’ll see if I can work it in.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, this girl is a sugar baby, right? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least she didn’t go for Double D’s……..yet.

Looks like Luke is in the pimping business.

[Gobi]

"First impressions are everything". My first impression is that you're a jerkwad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Luke wearing Tom Cruise elevator boots?

[Pepper Mostly]

What the heck does Luke do? He can support this girl in Medellin in a fly apartment, a generous allowance, pay her bills, get her some new boobies? And swan around LA like an extra in "Superfly"? And now he's broke. Crypto, right? 

Oh, yes, Luke. When the money well runs dry, Madeleine says "Adios". Take that to the bank .

Oh dear lord that little boy is PRESH. So cute!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ani’s son is the most important thing in her life…….in 3, 2, 1

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What the heck does Luke do? He can support this girl in Medellin in a fly apartment, a generous allowance, pay her bills, get her some new boobies? And swan around LA like an extra in "Superfly"? And now he's broke. Crypto, right? 

Oh, yes, Luke. When the money well runs dry, Madeleine says "Adios". Take that to the bank .

No I’m sure it’s true love 🙄

[Gobi]

MILF Manor 2? Truly, the end times are here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Only took 11 minutes to hear the word “soulmate.” I think that might be a record.

Kyle loves to travel and leave “souvenirs” all over the world. Only a narcissist believes that his sperm should be a worldwide commodity.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dude, that's your hobby? You've never heard of stamp collecting or crossword puzzles? 

[Gobi]

It's SPERM-MAN! He's the jerk off champion!

Edited April 23 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Would you want a kid who might end up looking like this douchebag?

[Pepper Mostly]

He refers to them as "my children", sweet Jesus. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle is a giver. 

So “sperm donation” is really a euphemism for jerking off?

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

It's SPERM-MAN!

The SPERMINATOR.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kyle is a giver. 

So “sperm donation” is really a euphemism for jerking off?

Worse! He does it the old fashioned way! I may NEVER stop heaving. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So is Kyle a hooker with a heart of gold?

[Gobi]

"It's my hobby. I'm a hands on kind of guy."

[kacesq]

Hola! Finally! Love After Lockup is back and now a 90DF I can watch! 
 

but this sperm donor is crazy.

[Pepper Mostly]

HIS HOBBY! OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I just turned this on…..what the fuck am I watching? This sperm guy is too much

[Gobi]

MILF Manor 2 - The twist is even more twisted. They're step moms and step sons and they have to have sex with each other! A co-production  of TLC and Pornhub.

Edited April 23 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you think he lists sperm donation as a hobby on his resume?

Just now, Gobi said:

MILF Manor 2 - The twist is even more twisted. Th

I was naive enough to believe that MILF Manor would never have a second season.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

MILF Manor 2 - The twist is even more twisted. Th

Quick, call 911, I think @Gobi passed out while typing this post! Speak to me, Gobi! You OK??

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you think he lists sperm donation as a hobby on his resume?

I don't know, but I do know I do NOT want to check out his LinkedIn.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Quick, call 911, I think @Gobi passed out while typing this post! Speak to me, Gobi! You OK??

Somehow hit post whilst typing. Edited the rest into it.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I just turned this on…..what the fuck am I watching? This sperm guy is too much

And they are leading with this. I look forward to a delightfully crazy season. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Somehow hit post whilst typing. Edited the rest into it.

Whew, that's a relief, you had me worried! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn and Kenny use the same face cream.

[Shelbie]

I guess we’re just supposed to take Spermie’s word for it and that he’s not lying through his teeth.

[For Cereals]

It already started!?  I hurt myself prepping (and eating) dinner…not really back just hurting from standing and chopping.   
 

19!?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is anyone as sick of the word “journey” as I am?

[Gobi]

"I'm the one who opened the pansexual box."

[For Cereals]

So Luke is an engineer mining pimp?  What fresh foolishness?

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn and Kenny use the same face cream. surgeon.

FIFY

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn is conflicted.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

I guess we’re just supposed to take Spermie’s word for it and that he’s not lying through his teeth.

I somehow doubt this dude is raw dogging women together them pregnant 

[Gobi]

Gosh, the most I ever say to a barber is "A little shorter in the back."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Gosh, the most I ever say to a barber is "A little shorter in the back."

Right? I mean, I've been going to my stylist for YEARS and we're friendly but holy shit. 

[sainte-chapelle]

This is a tough one. If my husband transitioned we would still be friends but I would be unable to stay married as I am not sexually attracted to women. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I somehow doubt this dude is raw dogging women together them pregnant 

Yeah, he's a real philanthropist. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Luke took “how many buttons to keep open” lessons from Sarper.

[kacesq]

So a guy who blew all his money on his foreign honey and took too much time off work lost his job. Shocker.

[sainte-chapelle]

He got fired for taking too much time off? What a moron

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

This is a tough one. If my husband transitioned we would still be friends but I would be unable to stay married as I am not sexually attracted to women. 

Well, supposedly Shawn (is that is name?) is bi. So less of a problem for him. Ever read Jennifer Boylan's book, She's Not There: A Life in Two Genders? Fascinating. She transitioned while she was married and had two kids. Navigating all that was very difficult.