Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[OoogleEyes]

Annoya Aynnoa? 

[Elizzikra]

11 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

watch out louie from lakeland at that next reunion ... wait did Louie graduate? does Melissa have something to worry about?... why am I still thinking about a couple that isnt on this season haha 

I'm not sure why I think so, but I do think LFL actually graduated.

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I tuned just in time for the thirsty cougars!

Yeah - still drunk this week. Every time I have wine with dinner now, I'm gonna have to make sure that I don't end up sounding like them.

[JenE4]

10 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

watch out louie from lakeland at that next reunion ... wait did Louie graduate? does Melissa have something to worry about?... why am I still thinking about a couple that isnt on this season haha 

After seeing Rick at his reunion, maybe Melissa was on to something about making all the middle-aged former classmates jealous that she got the big man on campus. These women are thirsty as hell. Granted, Rick’s not the inmate here, but daaaamn. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi, (in)maties! I’m hoping that Rob found a good prison tattoo artist who can make the necessary changes to his Suze Orman tattoo before Tennie wises up.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hi, (in)maties! I’m hoping that Rob found a good prison tattoo artist who can make the necessary changes to his Suze Orman tattoo before Tennie wises up.

why doesn't he just say he was a big Jon & Kate plus 8 fan lol .. cause it sure as hell looked a lot like her haha

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I sure hope LDL doesn't disappoint, because My 600 Pound Life was a complete snooze this week and I'm still salty about it. 

I think Rob's tat looks like Katie Couric. 

[Gobi]

It's back to loser central. Cons and the morons who love them.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

19 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

watch out louie from lakeland at that next reunion ... wait did Louie graduate? does Melissa have something to worry about?... why am I still thinking about a couple that isnt on this season haha 

Because Louie was the BMOC.  He's dreamy! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

 

I think Rob's tat looks like Katie Couric. 

I can see it lol 

[kacesq]

Good evening friends! I regret to tell you you are all my 2nd live post. Forgot about the first one. Or you didn’t ask. Whatever.

[Gobi]

Her energy drink - meth and seltzer water.

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

Her energy drink - meth and seltzer water.

Are you saying that doesn’t give you energy?

[Gobi]

Watching this guy is like watching someone kicking a puppy.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Her energy drink - meth and seltzer water.

Hold the seltzer water, just some Red Bull, thanks. 

[Empress1]

I am in a mood, friends. Burnout is real.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a feeling that Candice tells Andrew that if he plans to marry her, he’s going to have to come up with a shit ton more money.

Edited May 18, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Jamal's face. I would NOT want to run into him in a dark alley. Eyes like a snake. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I seen the tutorial's hahahahaha 

[Elizzikra]

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Granted, Rick’s not the inmate here, but daaaamn. 

I'm more inclined to attribute that to luck than solid decision making.

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because My 600 Pound Life was a complete snooze this week and I'm still salty about it. 

Salt is not on da diet.

I thought those episodes were gussied up, recut reruns?

[Keywestclubkid]

they need to make jury duty zoomable haha 

[JenE4]

Yes! A make-up recipe: soda and hot chocolate powder. Looking sweeet!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Jamal's face. I would NOT want to run into him in a dark alley. Eyes like a snake. 

Yeah, they are blank. Psychopath. 

[Elizzikra]

So if our DUI Princess gets house arrest, does that mean she can't work?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jamal is furiously back pedaling. “No, I meant two years until I can give you the wedding you want.”

[Gobi]

She's a founding member of MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving arrests.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayonna’s T-shirt: Super Stupor Girl.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait why does she only make her son live with her mom? im confused she keeps a baby but a bigger son she can't take care of? 

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ayonna’s T-shirt: Super Stupor Girl.

Very appropriate for sentencing too..

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I am in a mood, friends. Burnout is real.

Come sit over here by the fire. Dessert? We're featuring strawberry rhubarb tart with freshly whipped cream, ginger peach ice cream with a ginger tuile, or tiramisu.

[Ladystardust]

THAT is the outfit she chose for an online court hearing?

[kacesq]

Candice is a hard 29.

[Empress1]

Man, this dude is about to get so played.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jamal is furiously back pedaling. “No, I meant two years until I can give you the wedding you want.”

Their relationship would last longer if they waited two years to get married, instead of getting married now and starting the clock running sooner rather than later.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I seen the tutorial's hahahahaha 

Can't wait, have my paper and pen at the ready

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

So if our DUI Princess gets house arrest, does that mean she can't work?

Webcam. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Candice looks very rough in the talking head. Poor Andrew doesn’t stand a chance.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

Candice is a hard 29.

shes LIVED damn it lol 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait why does she only make her son live with her mom? im confused she keeps a baby but a bigger son she can't take care of? 

She was like, 17 when he was born and he has always lived with her mother, so she never moved him. At least that's what she said. I have no doubt he has a more stable life with granny.

[OoogleEyes]

This child is ruff.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Come sit over here by the fire. Dessert? We're featuring strawberry rhubarb tart with freshly whipped cream, ginger peach ice cream with a ginger tuile, or tiramisu.

Ginger peach!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Parking lot proposal!!! Second only to the sidewalk proposal right outside the halfway house.

[WaltersHair]

Is that a piercing under her right eye, or an unfortunately placed mole?

[Keywestclubkid]

the love I have ... endless has she says dead eyed into the camera that was a little creepy 

[JenE4]

How the hell are these munchkins going to get up in this huge-ass truck?! Who’s going to hoist the other up into it?

[Ladystardust]

"Before your cigarette..." swoon

[Elizzikra]

Candice might be more inclined to say yes if he let her have the cigarette first.

[Eldemarge]

I'm here! Distracted because I'm with my bff and she is probably not at ALL interested lol.  But she made me dinner so we're cool.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Webcam

OnlyFans.

Candace’s lifestyle shows aaaaaaallllll over her face. That is a rough-looking woman.

[Pepper Mostly]

Candice: Wow, that's a nice truck you have there! 

Visions of knockoff Louis Vuitton bags and Chanel sunglasses are dancing in her duplicitous little head. 

[Keywestclubkid]

This is NOT fair to me.. Girl ... I ..... can't 

[kacesq]

I am really uncomfortable with Mama June exploiting that poor child’s death.