Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[Ladystardust]

I feel like that lemon yellow hair would really compliment what's-her-name's lime wig last season. 

[kacesq]

FTLOG let this be the end of Mama June. This family does not need to be on tv anymore.

[Elizzikra]

6 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why do they always push for marriage ... girl 

Because it makes people faithful. Just like having babies does.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Andrew ugh this poor doormat 

you aint gonna see any of that stuff again ... lol 

Lindsay walked so Candice could run. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I feel like that lemon yellow hair would really compliment what's-her-name's lime wig last season. 

We are not to speak of that wig.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Of course, the first thing he gets is a bed.

Which Candice will be good and sure he never, ever gets into. At least not while she's in it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

For Mother’s Day, my older son sent me a box of designer chocolate truffles that are too beautiful to eat. But I think I’ll be able to choke them down.

[Elizzikra]

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Off topic, did Princesspurrsalot quit the forum? I don't post much anywhere anymore except here and a few housewives threads

Hope not. She was on some of the chats earlier this week. @PrincessPurrsALot - are you with us here in the yard?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Lindsay walked so Candice could run. 

Ha - and Lindsay ended up in a pretty run-down place that she pays for. Candice has a pretty-decent apartment fully funded and furnished by her trick. Candice could give Lindsay lessons.

[kacesq]

Shonta loves the face tune judging by the photos.

[Ladystardust]

She takes, develops, and mails pictures of herself EVERY DAY? That is commitment right there. 

[Keywestclubkid]

lol he just got snitched on 

[kacesq]

All these kids are so much wiser than their parents.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Her daughter knows how these things go.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

She takes, develops, and mails pictures of herself EVERY DAY? That is commitment right there. 

im trying to think of the last time I bought a roll of film lol 

[Empress1]

Don’t show your kid the dirty pictures you send to your prison boyfriend!

Just now, kacesq said:

All these kids are so much wiser than their parents.

It’s because they’ve seen too much. I hate it.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

She takes, develops, and mails pictures of herself EVERY DAY? That is commitment right there. 

Maybe she prints a bunch at once and mails a few at a time?

Anyone else think the prison staff has a really good time stirring up shit when "loved ones" call?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lots of word art in that apartment. Amount of word art is inversely proportional to the odds of a relationship succeeding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

She takes, develops, and mails pictures of herself EVERY DAY? That is commitment right there. 

What these women need to do it take up crocheting or crosswords or macrame or gardening or something. They have too much time on their hands. 

[Ladystardust]

I think I'm going to nominate this orange outfit for the LAL Fashion Hall of Fame. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

im trying to think of the last time I bought a roll of film lol 

You don't need film. You can just take them on your phone and send them to a drugstore to have them printed on photo paper - or print them at home on photo paper.

[JenE4]

Do they have a producer answering calls at the prison to rile this woman up? That doesn’t even make sense that someone else sent explicit photos so your letter was returned. I mean, he probably has another boo paying on his books, but this scenario doesn’t make sense.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Lots of word art in that apartment. Amount of word art is inversely proportional to the odds of a relationship succeeding.

They're aspirational.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What these women need to do it take up crocheting or crosswords or macrame or gardening or something. They have too much time on their hands. 

This one is trying to open a restaurant! She doesn’t have time for all this!

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s keeping a secret? Unheard of!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go, Louie and Melissa redux. I'm bored already. At least Melissa had pompoms. 

She's mad that he's "hiding" her? Girl. You are in PRISON. 

[Ladystardust]

I'm pretty sure my dad wore that shirt to my 6th grade graduation...in 1998. 

[Gobi]

"Well, you proposed to me and you asked me to marry you."

[OoogleEyes]

Is this the 90 Day crossover we only dreamed about?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If she wants things to move too fast for you, bro, it’s not like you have no agency for yourself. You can say no.

[Keywestclubkid]

him stress smoking oh yea this woman is gonna drive him back to drinking 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, this babe in the woods doesn't even know about jailhouse weddings, with the bride dressed in her finest scrubs and slides, and the classy photos with the palm tree backdrop. So special. And god forbid he could pick up a phone and call someone to find out about it. These people are so feckless and helpless. 

[Gobi]

Ayonna is celebrating thirty minutes sober.

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, this babe in the woods doesn't even know about jailhouse weddings, with the bride dressed in her finest scrubs and slides, and the classy photos with the palm tree backdrop. So special. And god forbid he could pick up a phone and call someone to find out about it. These people are so feckless and helpless. 

And the honeymoon in the broom closet.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Ayonna is celebrating thirty minutes sober.

And the honeymoon in the broom closet.

Or the nearest cornfield. 

Let's see, prospective mother in law wants to make sure this woman is worthy of her son, the convicted felon. Check. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ayonna knows that first impressions count. “I’m heading to prison tomorrow, but it wasn’t my fault.”

[kacesq]

He has four baby mamas? Oh Ayonna neither you nor he need more kids.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, what's the over/under on a brawl breaking out within the next 15 minutes? 

[Empress1]

HA! Jamal’s mother is like “girl, you stupid, he not marrying you.”

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What these women need to do it take up crocheting or crosswords or macrame or gardening or something. They have too much time on their hands. 

Throw a few pots or something. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Jamal strikes me as someone who might have used some drugs in the past. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are they having this wildly inappropriate conversation over the heads of the kids? WHY

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are they having this wildly inappropriate conversation over the heads of the kids? WHY

Because they are their number one priority 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Jamal have a secret? I’m shocked.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

21 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

hahaha ... he gonna make her wait two years 

But they've already been together for a whole year!  I mean, he was incarcerated all that time, but it's been a year.  No one has ever waited more than a year before getting married.  The faster you wed, the higher the chance of success.  Or . . . . 

17 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Off topic, did Princesspurrsalot quit the forum? I don't post much anywhere anymore except here and a few housewives threads

I was away for awhile.  I stepped down from modding but I can't abandon my bunkies. The show is just not as much fun without you. 

15 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Because it makes people faithful. Just like having babies does.

14 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

We are not to speak of that wig.

We should all show some care for @Keywestclubkid.  You know he has PTSD from that lemon-lime, grandma hairs wig. 

[Eldemarge]

I'm here from the gym! Boyfriend is here and I'm ready for convict drama.

[JenE4]

5th, and hopefully last, baby mama. That’s, er, romamtic. Sure. His whole family is like, he’s going to impregnate 3 more women on the way home from prison. In 2 years by the time of.the wedding, he’s going to have Nick Cannon levels of spawn. Another wife?!? Hold up!

[Pepper Mostly]

Wife number one is alive and well and putting money on Jamal's books. She thinks he's coming home to her. That's why he's waffling. 

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

im trying to think of the last time I bought a roll of film lol 

I have been thinking about my SLR camera. I was strolling through the drugstore and noticed all of the film that is still available. I wonder where that camera is?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

But they've already been together for a whole year!  I mean, he was incarcerated all that time, but it's been a year.  No one has ever waited more than a year before getting married.  The faster you wed, the higher the chance of success.  Or . . . . 

I was away for awhile.  I stepped down from modding but I can't abandon my bunkies. The show is just not as much fun without you. 

We should all show some care for @Keywestclubkid.  You know he has PTSD from that lemon-lime, grandma hairs wig. 

Ugh her that wig and those god damn lashes … 

[Gobi]

Searching for the next hip hop star? Doesn't she watch Love During/After Lockup? It's aspiring rapper central!