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[Auntie Anxiety]

These women! They need to stop drinking. It’s not becoming. Also they should stay out of the sun.

[Empress1]

We need the back story on the short man with a white beard and a bandanna in his head in the background of this scene.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? I thought Rick was rich. Sucks to be him.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Empress1 said:

We need the back story on the short man with a white beard and a bandanna in his head in the background of this scene.

Now I'm watching this party like Where's Waldo lol

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

He's NOTHING compared to Louie from Lakeland 

Louie from Lakeland is a panty dropper, but you've got to be careful. Melissa is waiting with a baseball bat. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jamal’s mother is proud of herself for this very special brand of shit-stirring.

[JenE4]

Sexy, sloppy Sandy is trying to sabotage them! He didn’t tell me that! I’d be all over him if he were single. We know! You were rubbing all over him until Samantha dropped the bomb. I also loved after hearing she was in jail: You should be here! But, you know…

[Eldemarge]

"I was married through my religion."  Okay, so... married in a church?  That isn't unusual.  And he never TOLD HER??

Oh honey.

[JenE4]

What religion is this man?!? He can’t date but he can impregnate multiple women?! Cult, I’m guessing.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Uh oh, Ayonna "feel(s) a way."  I really need to know what way she feels! 

[Eldemarge]

SIX children by FOUR mothers??  Did we know this before?  I'm floored.  Sorry, I have missed a lot of this show!

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

He's NOTHING compared to Louie from Lakeland 

And he has a full complement of teeth! Louie still leaves him in the shade, snaggle teeth and all. 

Edited May 11 by Pepper Mostly

[Empress1]

Six kids by four women. HARD NO.

They have EIGHT KIDS between them.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, JenE4 said:

What religion is this man?!? He can’t date but he can impregnate multiple women?! Cult, I’m guessing.

Crossover to Seeking Sister Wife? 

[Gobi]

Having six kids with four different women didn't bother her but a prior marriage crossed the line.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Uh oh, Ayonna "feel(s) a way."  I really need to know what way she feels! 

Temperamental issues?

[JenE4]

Hold the phone. Two more kids just came into the picture! 4 baby mamas but 6 kids, plus your 2…

[Eldemarge]

This guy is FOR THE STREETS.  Does she think she's getting a prince or something?  How do these dudes keep pulling women??  Someone help me understand this.

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

What religion is this man?!? He can’t date but he can impregnate multiple women?! Cult, I’m guessing.

She said "Church of Islam."

Ayanna's two-year-old has more common sense than she does...

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

SIX children by FOUR mothers??  Did we know this before?  I'm floored.  Sorry, I have missed a lot of this show!

I think everyone in the show is so non nonchalant about it, that it skips my attention.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Uh oh, Ayonna "feel(s) a way."  I really need to know what way she feels! 

I have a feeling that rage is one way. Fury, ire, anger, wrath, spleen.......

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

This guy is FOR THE STREETS.  Does she think she's getting a prince or something?  How do these dudes keep pulling women??  Someone help me understand this.

Jamal should talk to Kyle (90 Day Fiance) about trademarking his sperm.

[Empress1]

Feels a way, feels some kind/type of way, feels a certain type/kind of way are all slang for “feels bad/mad/sad” - always negative feelings.

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Uh oh, Ayonna "feel(s) a way."  I really need to know what way she feels! 

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

At least Jamahl remembers how many kids he has.  Both confirmed Native John and Sean screwed up the count more than once.  The bar is really low on this show. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Having six kids with four different women didn't bother her but a prior marriage crossed the line.

Baby mamas come and go. Marriages are blessed by God and they are forever.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Hold the phone. Two more kids just came into the picture! 4 baby mamas but 6 kids, plus your 2…

I wouldn’t date a man with six kids by one woman. Six kids by four women would have me busting through the wall like the Kool-Aid man.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew, that’s just the start of your “journey.” The best is yet to come. Hahaha

[littlebennysmom]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I join you on the cringe bench. Who cares about high school after they've left high school?

Blonde lady is hammered. She'll be mortified when this airs.  

Only the people whose lives peaked in high school.  It's a big part of the cringe for me.

Between "Rick LOVES me!" Sandy and "I like how you give me the time of day when drunk" lady, the mortification level will be off the charts.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Feels a way, feels some kind/type of way, feels a certain type/kind of way are all slang for “feels bad/mad/sad” - always negative feelings.

 

I know.  It just always makes me laugh.  It communicates so little.  Destinie loved to say she feels "some kind of way."

[WaltersHair]

Sad little magnet journey

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Louie from Lakeland is a panty dropper, but you've got to be careful. Melissa is waiting with a baseball bat. 

At least she knows a plastic surgeon 

[Pepper Mostly]

So what will it be? Trouble with her paperwork that delays her release? Race against time to the halfway house? Brawl in the parking lot with her family? I'm on the edge of my seat! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andrew is having a wet dream, thinking about picking up his girl.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

At least she knows a plastic surgeon 

Her nose is not a good advertisement. She looked the same after.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

At least she knows a plastic surgeon 

Not a very good one... 💀

[Gobi]

The apartment will be as empty as his hopes and dreams.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is that a black widow spider on the headrest? Foreshadowing?

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Louie from Lakeland is a panty dropper, but you've got to be careful. Melissa is waiting with a baseball bat. 

Or Donna, with a wooden spoon.

[Gobi]

Oh, darn! She had to go to her nephew's hockey game!

[WaltersHair]

Is this the first time we're not all waiting in a large field outside a razor wire fence?

SO glad it's only an hour this season. Next week!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Is this the first time we're not all waiting in a large field outside a razor wire fence?

It feels wrong.  But at least he dressed up for the occasion.  Oh wait . . . . 

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaaand, we're out! On parole. Check with your PO, make sure you've got all your baby mamas straight, and make sure you have the furniture delivered before I get out. Have a great weekend my snarky dears! Smooches!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I won't be sticking around for the LAL preview, because it would mean having to sit through The Barnes Bunch. Thanks for the laughs, everyone. Happy Mother’s Day to all you mothers out there. Ciao.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Is this the first time we're not all waiting in a large field outside a razor wire fence?

SO glad it's only an hour this season. Next week!

It was disconcerting seeing him standing right there on the sidewalk next to the building. They don’t make you wait across the street? Have some type of cordoned off waiting area on the side of the building? It just didn’t seem right.

[Gobi]

I feel a way after watching this.

Till next time.

[Maybeitsme]

Another week over already 

Later gaters 

[StevieRocks]

How have we lived this long without drunken horny cougars at a HS reunion trying to get at one of the prisoners' soulmates? PLEASE bring back Rick's <?> HS sweethearts in future episodes. 🎼 "Ya better shape up--cuz I need a man, and my heart is set on youuu..."🎵
 

[OoogleEyes]

I tuned just in time for the thirsty cougars!

[Keywestclubkid]

watch out louie from lakeland at that next reunion ... wait did Louie graduate? does Melissa have something to worry about?... why am I still thinking about a couple that isnt on this season haha 

[Keywestclubkid]

is she in prison?

I hope you guys are having fun 

ya you should be here 

 

LOL I love the subtle bitchyness that they slung to each just with the tone in which they said it  over the phone haha

Edited May 18 by Keywestclubkid