Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

He has four baby mamas? Oh Ayonna neither you nor he need more kids.

Montana Millz the second.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

5th, and hopefully last, baby mama. That’s, er, romamtic. Sure. His whole family is like, he’s going to impregnate 3 more women on the way home from prison. In 2 years by the time of.the wedding, he’s going to have Nick Cannon levels of spawn. Another wife?!? Hold up!

He's like Michael, with four kids already, then he marries Justine and has one more (the very unfortunately named Manhattan Barbie). And you know damn well that Ayonna will want to have Jamal's baby. You know, to strengthen their relationship. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

But they've already been together for a whole year!  I mean, he was incarcerated all that time, but it's been a year.  No one has ever waited more than a year before getting married.  The faster you wed, the higher the chance of success.  Or . . . . 

I was away for awhile.  I stepped down from modding but I can't abandon my bunkies. The show is just not as much fun without you. 

We should all show some care for @Keywestclubkid.  You know he has PTSD from that lemon-lime, grandma hairs wig. 

I knew that you wouldn't abandon us!! 😭😭😭

[littlebennysmom]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mother Jamal strikes me as someone who might have used some drugs in the past. 

 Dosing herself moments ago would also be believable.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I ain't got no pitchers, I don't know what pitchers you talkin' about. What is a pitcher?" 

[Gobi]

Will we get a True Confession?

[OoogleEyes]

These ladies' hair is so long. Is it real or extensions?

Edited May 11 by OoogleEyes

[WaltersHair]

They had dimes?

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

the very unfortunately named Manhattan Barbie).

This is another thing we are not to speak of (the name, not the child - the child is innocent). 

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Searching for the next hip hop star? Doesn't she watch Love During/After Lockup? It's aspiring rapper central!

They should do a show like Charm School did with the lovely ladies of Flavor of and Rock of Love…find the next big rapper from 90DF and LAL denizens!

[Keywestclubkid]

Cause it’s a dumb story you would have to be dumb to believe it 

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

d hopefully last, baby mama. That’s, er, romamtic. Sure. His whole family is like, he’s going to impregnate 3 more women on the way home from prison

There’s nothing he can do if women accidentally trip and fall onto his erect penis.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

5th, and hopefully last, baby mama. That’s, er, romamtic. Sure. His whole family is like, he’s going to impregnate 3 more women on the way home from prison. In 2 years by the time of.the wedding, he’s going to have Nick Cannon levels of spawn. Another wife?!? Hold up!

Maybe he has Sean's miracle sperm that impregnates everyone he gets near.  We'd better stock up on birth control if they're going to keep showing him. 

[kacesq]

True is attracted to Shonta, yep. Sure. 100%.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

These ladies' hair is so long. Are they real or extensions?

Shonta’s? Fake. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I ain't got no pitchers, I don't know what pitchers you talkin' about. What is a pitcher?" 

It's summertime and we need pitchers. Iced tea...lemonade... ALLLLL the pitchers 

[JenE4]

How does True have room in his cell to receive stacks of photos every day? We need to get Two Braids on camera to hear his side of the story—and also confirm that he does, indeed, have two braids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick looks like he has a baby goiter.

[Empress1]

Rick (is that his name?) is a good-looking older guy, particularly since he used to drink - that can wreak havoc on your looks.

Edited May 11 by Empress1

[Keywestclubkid]

He was a good looking guy .. 

[Gobi]

She has good reason to be worried, he's definitely a chick magnet.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh lord, shirtless Rick is almost as sexay at shirtless Flappy. 

Sam: Enjoy your time

Pepper Mostly: Same to you, Sam. Hahahaha, I kill me. Time, get it??

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I ain't got no pitchers, I don't know what pitchers you talkin' about. What is a pitcher?" 

Now as for pictures., yeah, I have hundreds of those and they're of women I find much more attractive than I find you. 

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

True is attracted to Shonta, yep. Sure. 100%.

That was the least convincing declaration of attraction.  Yeah, sure, I'm attracted to her.  Yeah, that's it.  Attracted. Um, to, um, her. Yep, that's what I meant to say.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I find high school reunions sad and pathetic, to be honest.

[WaltersHair]

Alcohol destroys a whole lot more than relationships, my dude.

[Eldemarge]

I hate my hometown and I would NEVER go back!  Although, I did fly in for my 10 year reunion. That's all they get from me!

Weird, I just realized it would be the 30th year reunion this year!  

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh he’s got groupies 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

True is attracted to Shonta, yep. Sure. 100%.

He could barely keep a straight face as he said it. Dude, we are not your desperate for attention pen pals. We have been around and know all your con tricks. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oy. Hooked up in a parking lot. Klassy.

[Empress1]

These women are THIRSTY. GodDAMN.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Empress1 said:

These women are THIRSTY. GodDAMN.

Also Drunky.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I find high school reunions sad and pathetic, to be honest.

I went to my 25th and it was depressing. This guy who looked like Opie Taylor went to Hollywood to become a director and ended up on drugs and a porno star. He said he was clean, but he clearly wasn't and didn't remember me at all. Which is okay.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Rick (is that his name?) is a good-looking older guy. 

In general, yes, he is good-looking. 

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

He was a good looking guy .. 

Seems like he was a BMOC. But he now has a strange way of talking that I think comes from some serious damage done by years of alcohol and possibly other substance abuse. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Rick (is that his name?) is a good-looking older guy, particularly since he used to drink - that can wreak havoc on your looks.

He's 20 years younger than me. My eyes must be lyin'

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Oh he’s got groupies 

The pickings must be slim indeed in Gilbert, Arizona if Rick has them fainting away when he walks in the room. 

[JenE4]

Rick! These women are swarming him! This is embarrassing. Show some decorum, ladies!

[littlebennysmom]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I find high school reunions sad and pathetic, to be honest.

As someone their age, I am cringing so hard at their juvenile behavior.

[Elizzikra]

I liked you better when you were drinking because you liked me better when you were drinking...

Man - gotta hate it when the ole ball and chain calls you from prison.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m going to go out on a limb right now and guess that Andrew’s sexual desires are left unanswered when Candice finally gets out.

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

In general, yes, he is good-looking. 

Seems like he was a BMOC. But he now has a strange way of talking that I think comes from some serious damage done by years of alcohol and possibly other substance abuse. 

He’s no Louie from Lakeland.

[Empress1]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I liked you better when you were drinking because you liked me better when you were drinking...

I was like “That … is not the flex you think it is.”

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The pickings must be slim indeed in Gilbert, Arizona if Rick has them fainting away when he walks in the room. 

Speaking from experience, the pickings are slim from about age 28 onward.

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I find high school reunions sad and pathetic, to be honest.

Awwww - see I enjoy mine. But I went to a very small, all-girls school and a bunch of us have stayed in touch. There's always plenty of alcohol but no one ever gets sloppy. 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I went to my 25th and it was depressing. This guy who looked like Opie Taylor went to Hollywood to become a director and ended up on drugs and a porno star. He said he was clean, but he clearly wasn't and didn't remember me at all. Which is okay.

This year is my 20th. I guess we aren't having anything (unless I just wasn't invited!) I wouldn't go anyways unless there was an option for my BFF and me to lurk around in the corner and judge everyone else without participating 😂

Edited May 11 by Ladystardust

[Elizzikra]

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He’s no Louie from Lakeland.

I miss Donna and her wooden spoon and her housecoat.

[Gobi]

Is this a high school reunion or a reunion of people who dropped out of AA?

Edited May 11 by Gobi

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Going back to Ayonna for a bit.  She also suffers from the wearing a top with set in cups that absolutely does not fit her breasts syndrome.  These folks must all have magic mirrors in their homes. 

Edited May 11 by PrincessPurrsALot

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I hate my hometown and I would NEVER go back!  Although, I did fly in for my 10 year reunion. That's all they get from me!

Weird, I just realized it would be the 30th year reunion this year!  

I hate mine too, though I do find myself there at least once a week, doing food drop for my mother and brother. But man what a pit it is. It was one of the only towns in Massachusetts that went red last two elections. They fought tooth and nail against a pot shop. And they scream bloody murder at the very hint of a suggestion that some areas be zoned for rental properties. I am so glad I fled when I was 20. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Speaking from experience, the pickings are slim from about age 28 onward.

I’d say 32 in my experience, but yes. I just ended a friends with benefits thing a couple of weeks ago.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

 

Seems like he was a BMOC. But he now has a strange way of talking that I think comes from some serious damage done by years of alcohol and possibly other substance abuse. 

He's NOTHING compared to Louie from Lakeland 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, littlebennysmom said:

As someone their age, I am cringing so hard at their juvenile behavior.

I join you on the cringe bench. Who cares about high school after they've left high school?

Blonde lady is hammered. She'll be mortified when this airs.  

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

This year is my 20th. I guess we aren't having anything (unless I just wasn't invited!) I wouldn't go anyways unless there was an option for my BFF and me to lurk around in the corner and judge everyone else 😂

I'm glad I went the one time I did. Found out I ended up more successful than most and the guys who were hot really went downhill. Cured me for future reunions, but try it once.