Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[OoogleEyes]

And shawn is a dead beat dad. Why am I not surprised

[kacesq]

Are we winding down to a season finale? 

[JenE4]

Wow. They thought the tow truck was a money pit?!? What the hell are they thinking “buying to rent” a completely destroyed home that they now have to tear down and rebuy old?! Washer and dryer in a shed?! I really doubt it has electrical and plumbing. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn can’t understand how he’s gotten himself into this mess. Because his two brain cells are taking the week off.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Does that place have running water?

Yeah, the creek.

[goofygirl]

"Our relationship is solid"....  Suurree, Sarah!

Boob Sling's MIL is just obsessed with that paternity test, isn't she?  I wonder why?

[Ladystardust]

Sara, Shawn will ONLY let you down. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Are we winding down to a season finale? 

Definitely feels that way.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Oh good, paternity test drama.

[Empress1]

Look, I loathe Shawn, but WHAT THE FUCK? Those kids deserve better.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Sara, Shawn will ONLY let you down. 

Sara is too dim-witted to realize that the past predicts the future.

[JenE4]

I thought Michael’s mom saw the error in her ways trying to get a paternity test? I guess the only error was not realizing you actually needed a baby out of the womb to test.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Oh good, paternity test drama.

Where's Maury when we need him?

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sara is too dim-witted to realize that the past predicts the future.

I also don’t think she has many options.

[Elizzikra]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Yeah, the creek.

How will they fill the hot tub?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pnina Flooozay is hawking her over-the-top engagement rings for Valentine’s Day.

[Red Bridey]

Sarah is the patron saint of BAD DECISIONS. Honestly, any idea she has she should do the exact opposite.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I was reading on another forum about how much the cast makes on this show.  It's not much, but it has increased over time.  They get more as they have more seasons under their belt.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pnina Flooozay is hawking her over-the-top engagement rings for Valentine’s Day.

Those gaudy rings go beautifully with her ostentatious bedazzled dresses. 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pnina Flooozay is hawking her over-the-top engagement rings for Valentine’s Day.

Oh geez. I haven't watched that show in forever. I didn't know she did jewelry too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m hoping Mike takes the opportunity to use the birthing experience in some of his lyrics. 🤣 By the way, whatever happened to his meteoric rise to fame?

[Eldemarge]

Boobsling was in school to be a nurse and dropped out for Michael? WOW, girl. BLESS.

[kacesq]

I may be a horrible person but I just don’t care about this. Oh, surprise, Justine had had prior C sections. 
 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, kacesq said:

I may be a horrible person but I just don’t care about this. Oh, surprise, Justine had had prior C sections. 
 

I think that was a big part of why she was having a scheduled c-section with this one.

 

[SemiCharmedLife]

The baby has the lungs of a rapper!

[Ladystardust]

Just now, kacesq said:

I may be a horrible person but I just don’t care about this. Oh, surprise, Justine had had prior C sections. 
 

And aren't subsequent c-sections pretty common after you've already had one?

[kacesq]

Thank God Mike has an appropriate t shirt for this joyous occasion.

Manhattan Barbie. Better than Oppenheimer Ken.

[Pepper Mostly]

MANHATTAN BARBIE OH FUCK ME SILLY I CANNOT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Manhattan Barbie. Oy.

[Eldemarge]

MANHATTAN BARBIE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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[Empress1]

HER DAUGHTER’S NAME IS WHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Manhattan Barbie.  Of course.  When I think of my child, I think of shopping.  

I will die from terminal eyeroll.

[OoogleEyes]

That poor baby. Way to saddle a kid

[goofygirl]

MANHATTAN BARBIE???????????????

[kacesq]

Michael “I haven’t been there for my other kids. Still not gonna be there for them.”

[Elizzikra]

Manhattan Barbie.

She is one beautiful baby, God help her.

[Gobi]

If it was boy, the name was going to be Harvey Wallbanger Ken.

[WaltersHair]

I guess Jersey Barbie was already taken.

[Empress1]

Y’all. YOU GUYS. She named that child WHAT?!

[Ladystardust]

She is 10 minutes out of the womb. She is not iconic, Justine. 

[kacesq]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Manhattan Barbie.  Of course.  When I think of my child, I think of shopping.  

I will die from terminal eyeroll.

Chic shopping!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

The baby has the lungs of a rapper!

And better rhythm and lyrics than her parents.

[JenE4]

Did they really just have a nurse with a pamphlet come in and say you know the maternal morbidity rate is really high, so if you don’t make it, that’s on you—don’t sue us. Well, I guess she survived. Imagine the cathartic rap Montana Mills could have written. Manhattan Barbie!!!

[Red Bridey]

Yeah, this is a real emergency. "Here's a pamphlet of paperwork for you to read and initial in 23 places" and Mom Mike is milling around uselessly in the hospital room, Mike's out in the parking lot. Danger zone!!!

And that name is an embarrassment. Why am I not surprised.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That crying baby woke my dog up. She’s going to demand a walk now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael was "deprived" of the joys of being a dad by being incarcerated. Poor thing. Just a hapless victim of circumstance. 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

And aren't subsequent c-sections pretty common after you've already had one?

Yes. There is an increased risk of uterine rupture if you do VBAC (vaginal birth after c-section) so most doctors will want to do a scheduled c-section.

[kacesq]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I guess Jersey Barbie was already taken.

We already have Melissa. They could’ve gone with Philly Barbie. Or Pittsburgh Barbie…

[Eldemarge]

Oh good, Michael gets another chance at being a dad!  I guess he's writing off the ones he already has and are still kids so he can have a fancy do-over.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I guess Jersey Barbie was already taken.

It's like those people who drive a Hyundai and name their kid Lexus or Mercedes. (no shade - I definitely don't drive a Lexus or Mercedes!)