Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[OoogleEyes]

Louie, I know where you can get a great deal on a power washer 

 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Melissa was so in love with Louie, yet she trashes him to her family and they have absolutely no respect for him because of it.  For his own sobriety and sanity, he needs to leave her in the dust.

[Keywestclubkid]

Louie could knock that old man down .. this is kinda funny 

[WaltersHair]

Oh, Daddy Melissa Pahleez. You'll break a wrist just holding that bat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bobbo needs to contract Melissa’s father for the Chance broken knee caps job.

[Pepper Mostly]

Of all the rude, trashy families on this show, Louie's Girlfriend's family has to be the rudest and trashiest. "What are you doing here?" "Why do we have to be nice?" Jesus. 

[Eldemarge]

Just send Melissa's dad to go duel with Louie's mom.  Wooden bat vs. Wooden spoon.  They can duke it out.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Of all the rude, trashy families on this show, Louie's Girlfriend's family has to be the rudest and trashiest. "What are you doing here?" "Why do we have to be nice?" Jesus. 

I still think the sister to the one chick dating the Native American inmate and her family could take em ... Iol 

[WaltersHair]

I'd pay actual money to see the daddy and Donna go head to head.  Her wooden spoon against that bat. She'd poke an eye out before he even winds up.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Melissa was so in love with Louie, yet she trashes him to her family and they have absolutely no respect for him because of it.  For his own sobriety and sanity, he needs to leave her in the dust.

I just have no idea what she WANTS. Except to stop communicating with his mother and get a job as a management consultant or investment banker. 

[kacesq]

Did she give her a pillow in the shape of a pill?

[Auntie Anxiety]

And there’s a pillow in the shape of an opioid.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I'd pay actual money to see the daddy and Donna go head to head.  Her wooden spoon against that bat. She'd poke an eye out before he even winds up.

Maybe WWE will pick up on that idea and schedule a wood vs wood cage match.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Just send Melissa's dad to go duel with Louie's mom.  Wooden bat vs. Wooden spoon.  They can duke it out.

My money's on Donna, every time. One swipe with that wooden spoon and Dad Melissa's down for the count, guaranteed. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I HAVE to look forward to it .... GIRL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

My money's on Donna, every time. One swipe with that wooden spoon and Dad Melissa's down for the count, guaranteed. 

Donna has a shiv hidden in the spoon handle.

[WaltersHair]

We all want the parental fight!!!

[JenE4]

Just now, kacesq said:

Did she give her a pillow in the shape of a pill?

What the fuck?!? Yeah, I was in prison for dealing drugs and missed your entire childhood. Here’s a drug pillow. Hardy-har-har.

[Keywestclubkid]

WOW go grandma 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

WOW go grandma 

Yeah, that is a selfless woman.

[Gobi]

"I have been sober for almost two years. Maybe not consecutively, but still."

[Auntie Anxiety]

The relationship with Flappy gave HER post traumatic stress disorder. She’s a victim, dontcha know.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh lord I forgot all about that man 

[kacesq]

Lindsay is going to be a great mom. I can tell.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

29 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Quaalude looks high in his talking head.

Quatlon always looks high. Or sad. Or both.

26 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Oh god. I didn't even think about her wedding dress. I can't even imagine. I'm still mesmerized by that sheer monstrosity from last week with the tiny jean patches covering her bits. 

We've captured that fashion wonder in the new fashions thread.  Check out the best looks.

[kacesq]

I can’t believe Honey Boo Boo is still on the air.

[Ladystardust]

Oh yeah, thirteen is such an easy age to pick up parenting. Lindsay's an idiot.

[WaltersHair]

Where's my happy ending? On your shirt.

[Keywestclubkid]

you sold it Chance you sold that happy ending for a power washer and a dream 

[Auntie Anxiety]

 Goddam it, when does Chance get his yellow brick road happy ending?

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My money's on Donna, every time. One swipe with that wooden spoon and Dad Melissa's down for the count, guaranteed. 

Donna will stick that wooden spoon where the sun don't shine!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I can’t believe Honey Boo Boo is still on the air.

I can't believe she's won a college scholarship. To where? Big Momma's College of Nail Technology and Rib Cookery? 

[Gobi]

This is where I always remember this show isn't just an hour long and ask Why?

[Ladystardust]

Where does Chance live? Can we send Mama Donna over there? Maybe we can organize a road trip for her to whack a few of these people over the head with her wooden spoon.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

This is where I always remember this show isn't just an hour long and ask Why?

Hang in there, we got you. Here, take my chair, its the comfiest. Want a footstool? A blanket? A pill shaped pillow? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

This is where I always remember this show isn't just an hour long and ask Why?

I have to agree.  Keep it short and sweet at 1 hour and we'll be completely engaged and watch for more consecutive weeks.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

There’s no mistaking that Bobbi is pregnant. Just look at her.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

This is where I always remember this show isn't just an hour long and ask Why?

LOL I was just checking the time like is this done yet 

[OoogleEyes]

That house is a dump

[kacesq]

Bobbie is getting married before having a kid? Is that allowed on this show?

[Pepper Mostly]

Bobbi has news. I wonder what it could be? She's moving to Spain to start an olive farm? She's going to become an astronaut? She's starting a power washing business? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s getting married? She isn’t pregnant? That’s such a foreign concept to me these days.

[Eldemarge]

What does Bobbi's marriage have to do with you, you fucking dink?

[Keywestclubkid]

is this a competition ? you can't get married first? 

[kacesq]

Why are the couch cushions like that?

[WaltersHair]

Wasn't Chance gambling last season? Bobbo is bookee.

[Keywestclubkid]

HER history ... YOU are with CHANCE ,,, girl Physician heal thyself 

[Pepper Mostly]

I can't believe this silly woman has white drapes. In a house that looks like a dumpster, with four young kids. What the actual fuck? 

[Ladystardust]

Chance probably won't let her go to the wedding if her sister gets married before them. He's such an asshole. 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Bobbi has news. I wonder what it could be? She's moving to Spain to start an olive farm? She's going to become an astronaut? She's starting a power washing business? 

Ooooh now I really want her to have a wildly successful power-washing LLC.  IMAGINE the little fits Chance would throw!