Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

And find out how bad a lubricant water is.

Shower sex is overrated.

[Keywestclubkid]

she wouldnt want you to put ur penis in anyone else either dude 

[Floatingbison]

Two hours of oral in the shower is legit   like waterboarding torture, outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

[WaltersHair]

1 1/2 hours is too damn long for my attention span with these people

Edited November 4, 2023 by WaltersHair

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm not going to be on the live chat next Friday and maybe the following one.  I'm scheduled for surgery on Wednesday.  My sister is coming from Minnesota to help me out while I recuperate.  It's a pretty common procedure these days- hip replacement.  Wish me luck!

Sending tons of good vibes your way! If you feel up to it check in to let us all know how you're doing! I hope your procedure goes well and that you recover fully and quickly!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Two hours of oral in the shower is legit   like waterboarding torture, outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

he would have the most chapped mouth ever .. im sorry 2 hrs your face would be messed up 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

The constant “know what I’m saying” is really annoying.

Me too.  I just want it to stop!

[Gobi]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Me too.  I just want it to stop!

I know what you're saying.

[SemiCharmedLife]

8 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

I would watch that show.

You know we ALL would! 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Two hours of oral in the shower is legit   like waterboarding torture, outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

It's like... if someone is down there for that long, they are either doing it wrong or I'm on SSRIs.  I don't think it's a flex!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

I’m sorry, but get the hell off of me! 2 hours? No thank you.

If it's taking two hours, he's not doing a very good job.  Having once dozed off, I am well aware of bad tongue action.  Joynomi probably took a nap, wrote her shopping list, confirmed the best route to New Mexico . . . .

[For Cereals]

Why does Julie look like an anime character?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

I’m sorry, but get the hell off of me! 2 hours? No thank you.

Honestly, I hope that was broken up over the night. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

It's like... if someone is down there for that long, they are either doing it wrong or I'm on SSRIs.  I don't think it's a flex!

Honeymoon cystitis. The pain is real

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Why does Julie look like an anime character?

Filters ‘R’ Us?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

If it's taking two hours, he's not doing a very good job.  Having once dozed off, I am well aware of bad tongue action.  Joynomi probably took a nap, wrote her shopping list, confirmed the best route to New Mexico . . . .

Visited the local pawn shop...came back to the hotel...

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

The constant “know what I’m saying” is really annoying.

I know what you're saying. ;)

[goofygirl]

Good Luck with the hip replacement @SemiCharmedLife!! I work in Rehab and we see patients every day with hip replacement surgery.  It's gonna hurt like hell for a while but if you'll just keep moving, it'll get better. I promise.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Honeymoon cystitis. The pain is real

Yes, just ask Chance and what’s her face. Didn’t she end up in the emergency room?

[WaltersHair]

if Sharp were smart, he'd have ownership in a bar, a strip club and a barber/hairdresser joint because  we seem to spend about 80% of our viewership there. Oh and parks/parking lots.

[Floatingbison]

Two hours in the shower... I gotta tap out babe.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh look, Chelsea and Hadley coordinated their outfits.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Visited the local pawn shop...came back to the hotel...

And he never even noticed she was gone. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Two hours in the shower... I gotta tap out babe.  

just be two prunes lol 

[Empress1]

Hadley is learning to sign?! PRECIOUS.

[Ladystardust]

Okay this kid is adorable. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I like Mikey. Chelsea, not so much. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yes, just ask Chance and what’s her face. Didn’t she end up in the emergency room?

They were proud to inform us that was from drunken, sloppy anal.  If I can't bleach that out of my brain, I am taking you all with me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mikey: They are getting along so well together. But when do I get laid?

[WaltersHair]

This sweet family scene looks like one right before the zombies come over the hill and eat them all.

I'm watching way too many zombie shows lately

[Pepper Mostly]

Chelsea isn't going to deal with baby mama drama. And she should know because she'll make some. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

This sweet family scene looks like one right before the zombies come over the hill and eat them all.

I'm watching way too many zombie shows lately

Ooh which ones?  I liked Daryl’s series.

[Ladystardust]

Good Lord, Chelsea. Be an adult. This woman has done nothing to you.

[Empress1]

Chelsea, that’s his kid’s mom. She’s in Mikey’s life forever. Deal with it. Jesus.

[Keywestclubkid]

do not abandon your child again dude 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Visited the local pawn shop...came back to the hotel...

I hoped they visited the local adult store and invested in some vibrators

[Auntie Anxiety]

Logistics are difficult to deal with, especially if you didn’t bother to address the subject all this time. Fucking idiots.

[JenE4]

Chelsea is the one making this “drama.” Ma’am, you are 40 years old. Grow the hell up.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

do not abandon your child again dude 

Right?? Wtf. Why is he even confused at this? Stay near your kid and make up for the time you lost. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Drama at the party.  Who's surprised?  Anyone? Bueller? 

[For Cereals]

Chelsea is ridiculous.  She’s a baby momma.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Mikey needs to stay with his sisters and Hadley.  Chelsea is not ready for a full-on relationship.  She has some healing to do. They can maintain their long distance relationship.  I think that makes Chelsea feel safer.

[Keywestclubkid]

you are gonna leave your kid to go be daddy to her 4 ... how is your daughter gonna feel about that ... this man is not thinking at all 

[Red Bridey]

I don't think I want to be yelled at by the Peleton Woman. She's scary.

[WaltersHair]

I just realized Andy and Brittney haven't reared their ugly heads this episode. Not missing them.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I just realized Andy and Brittney haven't reared their ugly heads this episode. Not missing them.

shes still missing that 700 tho 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

shes still missing that 700 tho 

He owes her!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

I don't think I want to be yelled at by the Peleton Woman. She's scary.

Right? She haunts my dreams. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mikey is lucky to have a supportive family that doesn't seem to be a bunch of enablers who refuse to see the real him.  They want him to succeed. He has an adorable daughter.  Damn, dude, stay near your child! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I just realized Andy and Brittney haven't reared their ugly heads this episode. Not missing them.

Shhhh, you'll jinx it!