Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa, you knew he had three teeth when you started pursuing him. 

[goofygirl]

Louis from Lakeland is thinking he's gonna "bang the dentist" for 35K!!!  This guy is sooo funny!

Melissa is too, though.  She's a complete nutjob!!

[Gobi]

"How can I trust Louie? Every time we go to a store, the cashier checks him out."

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

$35 grand is not as much as some of the convicts' restitution.  

It's also less than the big trucks some of them buy when they get out. Maybe buy him a '98 Honda Civic and take out a loan for teeth. 

[Keywestclubkid]

im sad she didnt have her spoon 

[Pepper Mostly]

Gotta hand it to Donna, she really knows how to throw cold water on Louie's Girlfriend and I am here for it. 

[littlebennysmom]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brittney has a passion for beauty, folks.

 Judging by her "babe" low energy uptalk, I'm surprised she ever made it to class one.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Any Muthafucking Crack? 

Word, girl.  You get off that crack rock and you can be Pepper Jack's BEST girl.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

It's also less than the big trucks some of them buy when they get out. Maybe buy him a '98 Honda Civic and take out a loan for teeth. 

Chance could set Louie up with a pressure washer business.

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Are you still seeing that one guy?

Not really. We’re kind of activity buddies (last time I saw him we went biking), if anything. Nothing physical has happened between us, and there are gaps between … outings. He’s stupid busy. Very nice guy, but he’s not the guy.

[Keywestclubkid]

you hungry? no? Ill make you food ... LOL

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Word, girl.  You get off that crack rock and you can be Pepper Jack's BEST girl.

I adore that show.

[Eldemarge]

Again with the plain noodles and the mention of a meatball and NO MEATBALL!!  

[JenE4]

I’ll get you some noodles. And a meatball.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Any Muthafucking Crack? 

I dated a guy who worked at Blockbuster in college so I got free movie rentals. I guess I should have aimed higher.

You scoff, but I know a guy who mmanaged a Blockbuster back in it's heyday and it was a *really* good job. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I’ll get you some noodles. And a meatball.

you want some cheese? 

[Gobi]

Donna's hat says it all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna is silently calculating how long she has to completely turn Louie against Melissa.

Edited November 4, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[goofygirl]

Now WHY is Donna bawling??? She won.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I’ll get you some noodles. And a meatball.

On my best paper plates. Nothing but the best. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

On my best paper plates. Nothing but the best. 

and my 1990's set of TV trays.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"How can I trust Louie? Every time we go to a store, the cashier checks him out."

The cashier is probably trying to count his teeth.

[Gobi]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

and my 1990's set of TV trays.

And a plastic spork.

[For Cereals]

I lose brain cells watching Melissa

[Ladystardust]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

You scoff, but I know a guy who mmanaged a Blockbuster back in it's heyday and it was a *really* good job. 

I joke, but he was assistant manager and loved it. But yeah, Blockbuster was the PLACE back then! We actually met because I was always there browsing because it was close to my college. 

[WaltersHair]

Kerok can get free testosterone in prison, but this poor guy couldn't get decent dental work done?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Louie seems like he really does want to turn his life around.  I want him to succeed.  Of course, without Melissa would probably be a good start. 

[JenE4]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

You scoff, but I know a guy who mmanaged a Blockbuster back in it's heyday and it was a *really* good job. 

No it wasn’t. I worked at Blockbuster one summer. I think the guy they had as manager literally was on motha fuckin crack, so the regional manager was trying to convince me to become store manager. Sir, I am going back to college!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna: I don’t quit.

Me: It’s like Thunder Dome. Two will enter and one will leave.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

You scoff, but I know a guy who mmanaged a Blockbuster back in it's heyday and it was a *really* good job. 

The other day I learned there is one (1) Blockbuster still in existence..... its in Bend Oregon.  I wonder if he's working there now?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Donna: I don’t quit.

Me: It’s like Thunder Dome. Two will enter and one will leave.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Kerok can get free testosterone in prison, but this poor guy couldn't get decent dental work done?

When I worked at the dental school I would not infrequently see inmates being brought in to the clinics. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

you want some cheese? 

Noodles with butter and parm is our family's comfort food. 

[Red Bridey]

Ugh, the new LAL lineup is so depressing. Why do we need to see these people again, why???

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

The other day I learned there is one (1) Blockbuster still in existence..... its in Bend Oregon.  I wonder if he's working there now?

There was one in a Philly suburb until not that long ago. My grandmother was getting treated at a particular hospital in that suburb and my brother and I would go out of our way to go by the Blockbuster when we visited her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Ugh, the new LAL lineup is so depressing. Why do we need to see these people again, why???

Is Sean on the upcoming season?  Are they hoping his super sperm will impregnate us all through the TV?

[Ladystardust]

References to Always Sunning AND Max Max tonight?? I love you guys.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Is Sean on the upcoming season?  Are they hoping his super sperm will impregnate us all through the TV?

Lawd, I hope not!

[Keywestclubkid]

wait does he have a license? 

[Pepper Mostly]

By "being there for you all the time" Brittany means "keeping an eye on you". 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The cashier is probably trying to count his teeth.

*That's* what people are staring at you crazy person 

[Floatingbison]

The Beauty Institute.   For instituted beauty. 

[Red Bridey]

Yes, Sean is back, and it appears his wife has had it with him, finally. But who knows?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney, let’s face it. You will never be returning to school.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Is Sean on the upcoming season?  Are they hoping his super sperm will impregnate us all through the TV?

I hate him so much, you guys.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kerok is a grown adult. Brittany can support him in the evenings...not be at his side all day long.

[Empress1]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Kerok is a grown adult. Brittany can support him in the evenings...not be at his side all day long.

And doesn’t he have to work? Isn’t that typically a condition of parole? They can’t both just sit around all day.

[Gobi]

Someone's auditioning.

[Auntie Anxiety]

These ladies are preaching it. Amen, ladies!

[Keywestclubkid]

He doesn't need you around 24/7