Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh no! I hope you're feeling better now! Here, have a muffin.

Blueberry?

Yes, thank god. I am high risk because I have RA, so I was able to get on the antivirals so luckily only the first couple days were bad. Then my husband got it and as I'm sure you all know, the man version is SO much worse.

[JenE4]

Blaine’s “trying to get out of my pickle” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let me be the one to say it this week: Damn, Lindsey does have great hair.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

This scene with Amber and TC broke the 4th wall.  Amber was freaking out because TC outed Puppy's real job as a drug dealer on tv.  

That is exactly what I saw.  She told TC that Puppy and Eric are dealing.  He just said it on TV.  It's not like we didn't all figure out that Eric is dealing.  He is always table high.

[kacesq]

Ah…Monique in a hotel room. This storyline is really progressing!

is he required to stay in Ohio? Is she going to move there?

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let me be the one to say it this week: Damn, Lindsey does have great hair.

She really does. People would buy it.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let me be the one to say it this week: Damn, Lindsey does have great hair.

Her only redeeming quality 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

If, like, the cast members, like, never said "like", like this show would be, like, thirty minutes, like, long.

You know goddamn well those commas would have NEVER been used

[Keywestclubkid]

you aint going nowhere 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Blaine’s “trying to get out of my pickle” 

Yay!  A pickle reference.  I've missed those.

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

That is exactly what I saw.  She told TC that Puppy and Eric are dealing.  He just said it on TV.  It's not like we didn't all figure out that Eric is dealing.  He is always table high.

Wait, Amber said what? Did I miss that?

[Pepper Mostly]

PREGNANCY TEST! Everyone drink!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek’s girlfriend put him through a pregnancy scare. History repeats itself.

[Keywestclubkid]

cause you told him you might be pregnant... why the hell would he not give you one 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I always enter a construction site shoeless in a short dress. Safety first!

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Wait, Amber said what? Did I miss that?

Happened last week iirc.

[Empress1]

Condoms, Derek. Condoms, condoms, condoms!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She really does. People would buy it.

Hopefully for $15,000.

[JenE4]

This bitch stole my plan to trick you into commitment?!

[Pepper Mostly]

Monique, this man just got out of prison. He wanted to dip the old wick, as often as possible. This is not rocket science. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Wait, Amber said what? Did I miss that?

I think she told him off camera, then he repeated it on camera. 

[Keywestclubkid]

girl it aint instantaneous lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

I wonder if Anthony is as hot a slab of man as Blaine. Will they be like a magnet and metal? Stay tuned!!

[Keywestclubkid]

you dont think you will get caught as film crews follow you ... GOOD GOD 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

All carefully staged, like Andrea in bed with a box of tissues and a box of chocolates 

Like me, watching Korean Dramas 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hmm . . . he had unprotected sex with Monique who was not using birth control.  I am shocked he also had unprotected sex with someone else.  Shocked! 

The logic on this show . . . .

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I wonder if Anthony is as hot a slab of man as Blaine. Will they be like a magnet and metal? Stay tuned!!

Will they get together like butt cheeks?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I stocked up for tomorrow’s storm. Chinese takeout, a box of chocolate covered peanut butter cookies and a gallon of milk. I have my priorities straight.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Like me, watching Korean Dramas 

 

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Like me, watching Korean Dramas 

My friend watches those.  She's always trying to get me to watch as well.

[Gobi]

He used protection, he had a gun with him.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Hmm . . . he had unprotected sex with Monique who was not using birth control.  I am shocked he also had unprotected sex with someone else.  Shocked! 

The logic on this show . . . .

how dare you be irresponsible while I was also being irresponsible lol

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I stocked up for tomorrow’s storm. Chinese takeout, a box of chocolate covered peanut butter cookies and a gallon of milk. I have my priorities straight.

If I were there, I'd want to come over to your house to weather the storm!

[Eldemarge]

Oh god, not this fool.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Hmm . . . he had unprotected sex with Monique who was not using birth control.  I am shocked he also had unprotected sex with someone else.  Shocked! 

The logic on this show . . . .

Do people not worry about STIs? I damn sure do!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Will they get together like butt cheeks?

And, most important, will muffins be smuggled? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron had a few women sit on his face and now he’s ready to meet up with Aris.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I think she told him off camera, then he repeated it on camera. 

Like on purpose, as in, totally narked them out. Amber was freaking out saying she was not with it, he was trying to send them to prison.  She is pissed and he doesn't care. He said she could go with them. The honeymoon is over folks

[kacesq]

Aris daughter is the most important person in her life…as she sends her away..again…so she can screw her prison husband…

[Ladystardust]

Wow. Who knew Cameron was so well-traveled?

[Pepper Mostly]

Cameron says something like "this is sure nicer than prison" in 3, 2....

[Gobi]

"We're home, let's fuck!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Aris, absence makes the heart grow fonder.  Kick him out for another 60 days, rinse and repeat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How dare Aris consider the possibility that Cameron might be doing something illegal!

[kacesq]

Thank God Aris has a ring light. Priorities.

and Cameron got the money. But yes he’s left that life behind him, mmmhmmmm…

maybe he’s been arrested in 41 states…

[Pepper Mostly]

Aris: "I don't want to be associated with nothing shady"

Pepper Mostly: "and that is why you went to hotprisonstudsdotcom in search of a life partner?"

[Keywestclubkid]

you dont want to be associated with nothing shady but you married a dude that was in prison for drugs and fleeing LOL girl make it make sense 

[Empress1]

“I don’t want to be associated with nothing shady.” So you married Cameron?! Girl.

[OoogleEyes]

tbh, I'd love to have 30 POUNDS of marijuana 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Aris: "I don't want to be associated with nothing shady"

Pepper Mostly: "and that is why you went to hotprisonstudsdotcom in search of a life partner?"

we are back in sync :)

[goofygirl]

So Cameron has the $$$ to fix the A/C but he's not gonna tell HOW he got it..... Hmmm... Last time he went to prison for 30 pounds of marijuana!! Wonder if he's in the biz again??