Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[candall]

Marcelino:  Married, check.  Kids, check.

Been there, done that.

Moving on now.

Bye-eee

Edited April 29, 2023 by candall

[Keywestclubkid]

does this mean they won't be back??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Focus intently intimately on my children.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

does this mean they won't be back??

We can only hope. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I called it!  Britt and Marcellino can't leave Sharp's teet for one minute.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

does this mean they won't be back??

Fingers crossed!

[OoogleEyes]

Oh ffs, will this show ever end

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

does this mean they won't be back??

Hope springs eternal.

[Empress1]

Is mama June cross-eyed?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Is mama June cross-eyed?

or is it the crack?

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Is mama June cross-eyed?

Yes. Or blind. or both. Something eye related. Or like keywestclubkid said: Is it the crack?  Might be all three!

Edited April 29, 2023 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bravo has a new show starting in May. I call it Real Housewives of Ballroom Dancing.

[JenE4]

Marce was cheating while they did their vowel renewal? If only we didn’t all predict that a televised vowel renewal always leads to divorce. No wonder they were only on for like 3 episodes, as that’s as long as their reconciliation lasted. Thank god this means this is probably the last we’ll need to see them. But this show entitled “Mama June: Family in Crisis” is making me nervous. Please, we do not want to see Britany and Marcelino’s family in crisis.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh ffs, will this show ever end

GoogleEyes!  You're still alive!  

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Yes. Or blind. or both. Something eye related.

I’ve never seen her show(s) so I don’t know her life, but her eyes look off.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Derek has to get back into his car booster seat for the ride home.

[Empress1]

I just said “ew” out loud when she said yes.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mama June is legally blind.  She is also absolute trash.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique has perfected the resting bitch face.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Derek is so full of shit.  Even on the proposal weekend, he was giving his digits to the bottle girl. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. I'm fading fast. I have to get up early tomorrow and bake a coffee cake because houseguest's family is up for the weekend and they're going to come over at some point and Jesus, you have to offer people cake. And we're going to the flea market at the local church and need to get there early before someone snaps up all the bargains. I can't dither with these foos forever! 

[JenE4]

I just learned to skate on ice in a matter of seconds. But did you really, though? That plastic snowman says otherwise.

[Empress1]

Sarah’s new breasts look very fake.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those new tits look so fake.

[Gobi]

Monique forsook all other suiters in favor of Derek.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek has retired his cheating peen for 3 . . .2 . . .1 . . .

[goofygirl]

Thank you Jeebus.  It's over.  It's been fun tonight, y'all!!  Have a great weekend!!

[OoogleEyes]

Damn. He is so sadly retired.

ANYWAYS  I love my Bunkies and see yinz around the forums. 

[WaltersHair]

So sad to see you guys go. Two months. 😌

[TooMuchRealityTV]

It's been fun! See most of you in July for Love During Lockup!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, that was a marathon!  I guess you could say it was my first marathon.  

who knew!?!

Have a wonderful weekend, full of muffins and new boobies...

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. I'm fading fast. I have to get up early tomorrow and bake a coffee cake because houseguest's family is up for the weekend and they're going to come over at some point and Jesus, you have to offer people cake. And we're going to the flea market at the local church and need to get there early before someone snaps up all the bargains. I can't dither with these foos forever! 

🎶If I knew you were coming, I’d have baked a cake🎶

[Gobi]

As we reach the finale, I now realize that it wasn't about the destination, it was about the hoes we coached on the way and the muffins we smuggled.

I am grateful for the break from this mess.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those new tits look so fake.

Nooooo, I was in the kitchen and missed the new rack!

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, candall said:

GoogleEyes!  You're still alive!  

It Liiiiiives...

[Pepper Mostly]

Not gonna lie, Sara's new boobs look really good. 

Aris is going to be hugely pregnant in August, in Florida?? Yikes. I had my son in January in Boston and my whole pregnancy I was so hot I never ever buttoned up my coat on the coldest days. I can only imagine sweating through a summer. 

OK peeps, we made it! See you all in July, hopefully for a new crop. I'll miss your snark on Fridays for the next couple of months, for sure. It will be like falling in love all over again! Meanwhile, stay safe, watch your muffins, and hold on to your dreams and aberrations. I love you all, MWAH!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

As we reach the finale, I now realize that it wasn't about the destination, it was about the hoes we coached on the way and the muffins we smuggled.

I am grateful for the break from this mess.

I think we all need to recharge after this.  We will be READY  for the LAL comeback this summer.  I'll miss you all! ❤️

[Ladystardust]

I can't believe we have to wait two months. Well, I'm crashing here fast so hope you all have a fun weekend and see you in July!

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Not gonna lie, Sara's new boobs look really good. 

Aris is going to be hugely pregnant in August, in Florida?? Yikes. I had my son in January in Boston and my whole pregnancy I was so hot I never ever buttoned up my coat on the coldest days. I can only imagine sweating through a summer. 

OK peeps, we made it! See you all in July, hopefully for a new crop. I'll miss your snark on Fridays for the next couple of months, for sure. It will be like falling in love all over again! Meanwhile, stay safe, watch your muffins, and hold on to your dreams and aberrations. I love you all, MWAH!

Yeah, being 3rd trimester in a FL summer must SUCK. 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Nooooo, I was in the kitchen and missed the new rack!

They look like they were filled with cement. Poor things are hard as a rock. Makes my chest hurt looking at them.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys. I'm fading fast. I have to get up early tomorrow and bake a coffee cake because houseguest's family is up for the weekend and they're going to come over at some point and Jesus, you have to offer people cake. And we're going to the flea market at the local church and need to get there early before someone snaps up all the bargains. I can't dither with these foos forever! 

Run, my friend! We will cover you 

[candall]

See you all in July for more Lockup Love.  Take care, frens.

Someone try to think of the name of that cat.  : )

 

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Stan's cat is named Samuel. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

July can’t come soon enough. What the hell am I going to do on Friday nights now? The snark here is inspirational. Will miss you all! Aloha.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, candall said:

See you all in July for more Lockup Love.  Take care, frens.

Someone try to think of the name of that cat.  : )

 

 

Samuel?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

And so we've reached the end of the season.  A few key takeaways:

• TC and Amber are no more.  Pour one out for their relationship, but expect Amber to drink it before it hits the ground.  With his inability to communicate and desire to have her be a homemaker and her inability to put down the bottle and attempt to deescalate rather than escalate every situation, I think we all saw that coming.  At least they minimized the amount his children were shown.
• Unlike other other failed couple, Marcelino and Brittany.  Yes, the vow renewal was the final death toll.  They dragged out every storyline they could to stay on the show:  mom's an addict, the threesome that likely never was, Brit loves the ladies, Marc loves the ladies, Marc loses at poker, Brit gets a job as a realtor, Marc doesn't want to take care of this kids so he can gamble . . . . Finally we learn one is actually real, Marcie is a major online cheater.  I suspect we could all get photos of little Marcelino is we wanted.  I'll do without. 
• We learned that Cameron is helping the wonderful Lina with math.  He seems like the one this season who is really trying to turn his life around, even if he still thinks he's a talented rapper.  Our ears tell us he's not.  He's working in customer service and trying to think about his drinking.  But he really needs to control his drinking.  Really.  Really really.  Meanwhile he and Aris are expecting a child at the end of a long, hot summer. Because it's always smart to add a lot of stress to a young relationship. 
• Monique said yes to Derek's proposal even though he cannot keep his peen out of random vag for more than a minute.  Yep, that's a relationship that will last, if by last we mean he'll keep screwing up, she'll get upset, bringing in the troops as needed, and forgive him again and again. 
• Shawn and Sara - ugh.  She has new breasts which are currently riding very high but should settle in time.  He drools while looking at them, er, her.  They are both garbage people and terrible parents who of course had a child together.  We'll see how long she continues trying to convince herself that she loves Shawn.  I suspect it will last until a better meal ticket comes along. 
• Finally Lindsey and Blaine.  Jesus is his plug and Lindsey is his OTT me-me-me girlfriend.  Yes, mumbly addict Blaine is much too good for her. Much. Too. Good. 

We'll see you in July for more lockup fun.  Until then bunkies, check in with your PO on time.  Keep your ankle monitor charged. And do not hook up with anyone on this show.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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