Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

He wore a hoodie and I still have it at my house, so I'm going to creepily bury my face into it.  Good enough!

It's not a hoodie that Tai will throw down over, is it?

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

“Stop sleeping with your phone in your draws.” I CANNOT.

All six phones?!? Imagine all of the power cords coming out of his underwear. I hope none of those battery cells spontaneously combust.

[Ladystardust]

I would rather listen to Chance** rap again than hear this stupid Rybelsus commercial one more time. 

**Cameron, not chance. 

Edited April 29, 2023 by Ladystardust
Wrong person!

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It's not a hoodie that Tai will throw down over, is it?

It better not be a Hottie limited edition!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This could be Mike’s big break. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Empress1]

Justine loves her a catsuit.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

This could be Mike’s big break. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Number 1 in Rhode Island!

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Thank you!  He's been single since 2016 and me, since 2020.  I think we both deserve some human connection!

You'll need to get some matching outfits to wear on your dates to the ax throwing bar. 

[OoogleEyes]

So, he has not had even rehearsed ONCE?

Oh hunny..

[goofygirl]

Mike, man; you ain't gonna turn any labels.  Matchy matchy isn't doing it for you.  And seriously....  He probably doesn't even know what he's saying half the time.  It's been 6 years since Montana Mills performed!!!

[Empress1]

PUT THAT FUCKING PHONE DOWN YOU ARE DRIVING

[SemiCharmedLife]

I can't believe he is going to propose to Justine on stage. That is the complete opposite of what his manager wants.  Isn't there a friendly compromise?

Plus, they are already married...

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Cork and Thorn isn’t getting paid for letting Mike perform in the club.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, looks like tens of people have turned out for the triumphant return of Montana Millz! 

[WaltersHair]

Montana Mills sounds like a factory outlet mall

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Look at the throngs ten people in the audience.

[Keywestclubkid]

he does a two step lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Justine leave the dill sauce a home? No one looks good in salmon.

[goofygirl]

Man, all those PA's and the rest of the crew are really making noise over this fruity pie proposal!

Moka is pissed.

Brittney's been packin on those lbs hasn't she??

Edited April 29, 2023 by goofygirl

[Ladystardust]

I don't really listen to a lot of rap, but I feel like that wasn't very good.

[Keywestclubkid]

8 people clapping 

[Pepper Mostly]

Justine looks so classy, chomping on her gum. So refined. so ladylike. 

[WaltersHair]

My town? Please.

[Empress1]

Mute!

[JenE4]

Moka mentioned Montana Mills’s wife?!? The world has turned upside down.

The seven patrons are going wild—over the proposal, not over the song. So which ones are the big record producers?

[Pepper Mostly]

"What the hell are you doing here?"

What a touching reunion. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

We heard so little because he was winded in the first verse.  That's some kind of comeback.  Not a good one but some kind.  

[Ladystardust]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wake me up when this segment is over, please.

[Gobi]

And I thought it couldn't be more boring.

[OoogleEyes]

14 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

 

So we're OFFICIAL and he's been texting me from the airport and saying he misses me already.  Swooning.  Help me, I found a man who competes with my awesome solitude and he won. 😅

Congratulations, Bunkie!

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s anecdote time.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, gee, the culmination of Brit and Mar's 2 season story arc.  I'm getting all teary...

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, its Britt and Marce's segment. @Eldemarge, where'd you have dinner? What did you eat? Did you have fancy drinks and wine? Was he on time? Does he dress nice? Smell good? Is he funny? As funny as you? 

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, gee, the culmination of Brit and Mar's 2 season story arc.  I'm getting all weary...

FTFY

[WaltersHair]

What's your vision here? Um 20/20

Runs away.....

[Keywestclubkid]

this is a dumb storyline she isn't gonna stand him up 

[OoogleEyes]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Power Washing Man" 

"Muffin Smuggler"

"Don't Make Me Gravel"

"Matching Outfits, Matching Hearts"

Ya know @PepperMostly, you just may have a second career as a rap artist 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Ya know @PepperMostly, you just may have a second career as a rap artist 

Surely she has one hit song in her!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Surely she has one hit song in her!

One MEGA hit

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

this is a dumb storyline she isn't gonna stand him up 

EVERY one of their storylines is dumb...threesome, Marc cheating, break up, renewing vows.  

[JenE4]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Surely she has one hit song in her!

She has what it takes to at least be the fourth or fifth best rapper in Rhode Island.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

9 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Number 1 in Rhode Island!

He's the #2 rapper in Rhode Island.  Let's not elevate Mikey beyond his self-proclaimed station.

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Surely she has one hit song in her!

Per Mike, that's all it takes!

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

One MEGA hit

That's all it takes. I heard if you take off your ring and go see Moka, you'll be the best rapper in Rhode Island in no time!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Surely she has one hit song in her!

Well, if not I can always fall back on my power washing empire, or my thriving sneaker business. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

That's all it takes. I heard if you take off your ring and go see Moka, you'll be the best rapper in Rhode Island in no time!

or at least the Tri State area 

I'm about damn tired .... oh hes found his voice yes Boomhauer.. I tell you what 

 

[Empress1]

Okay Blaine! Let me find out you have a backbone!

[Pepper Mostly]

All your money goes to surviving on a day to day basis? So, just like the rest of us, then? 

[Empress1]

Why is she mad that Blaine paid his restitution?

[JenE4]

I hope Lindsey doesn’t have to pee since their toilet is now smashed in the backyard.