Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber and TC need to hire a cleaning crew.

[Empress1]

See, this is why we need Queen. Queen wouldn’t have Amber in a dirty house!

[kacesq]

Ambers become quite adept at feeling sorry for herself.

[Pepper Mostly]

She can't even fucking CLEAN? 

TC's neglecting you because you are a self centered nagging shrew. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber, no one is stopping you from leaving.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Amber and TC need to hire a cleaning crew.

That's why she called Puppy. She's a great cleaner. When she's not drunk.

[goofygirl]

Amber honey; we're drained too.  So tired of all your shit.  Tired of Puppy's shit.  Tired of it all.

Only one that we care about is QUEEN!

[Floatingbison]

ME, because Mine is too hard to spell

[candall]

Oh, ho ho.  LOL  I forgot Aris blew off the sister event.  She'll have to go full octomom before they get over that one.

[Keywestclubkid]

puppy is pretty ..... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

That's why she called Puppy. She's a great cleaner. When she's not drunk.

Until she decides to take a dip in the pool.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Until she decides to take a dip in the pool.

Naked!

[Floatingbison]

Ah, the Call of the Wild Alcoholic.... "they're always talking about my drinking . . ."

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's why she called Puppy. She's a great cleaner. When she's not drunk.

Puppy will just find the nearest pool and order a jug of vodka.

[Empress1]

See? Queen is about to save the day!

[Keywestclubkid]

why was she talking so cryptic ?? why not just say shes moving her shit?? 

[candall]

Avengers, assemble!!

[Keywestclubkid]

Props working hard with getting those guys boxes to walk in with 

[Pepper Mostly]

Right. Like anyone over 30 will drop everything to help someone move. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I had a muffin today.” Is that code for muffin smuggling?

[Keywestclubkid]

the DOCTER did NOT SAY THAT when that was filmed why does she keep running with this line?? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How many t-shirts are hanging in that closet?  The local TJ Maxx has fewer.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right. Like anyone over 30 will drop everything to help someone move. 

I am FIRMLY in the “hire movers” phase of life.

[Floatingbison]

you aint seen nuthin till you're smugglin on the muffin . . . 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How many t-shirts are hanging in that closet?  The local TJ Maxx has fewer.

And do y’all hang t-shirts? I fold mine.

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Who knew Amber could summon the troops and they'd show up in 5 minutes?? These people don't have much going on, do they?

Or was it QUEEN who summoned the troops??  My bet is on QUEEN!!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Empress1 said:

And do y’all hang t-shirts? I fold mine.

Mrs. FB folds t shirts like she's a manager at the Gap!

[candall]

16 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right. Like anyone over 30 will drop everything to help someone move. 

Remember when the first rule of moving was "Don't give them the beer until your stuff is unloaded"?

Edited April 22, 2023 by candall

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. FB folds t shirts like she's a manager at the Gap!

I'm dying to get one of those cool shirt folding devices.  I can't seem to get my shirts aligned perfectly.

[OoogleEyes]

If we're having an intervention and Jeff VanVondervon available because he will love us like crazy 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. FB folds t shirts like she's a manager at the Gap!

hey now I learned how to fold clothes working at the gap lol I still fold my pants the way they taught me 

[OoogleEyes]

 

If we're having an intervention and Jeff VanVondervon available because he will love us like crazy 

Edited April 22, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Emergency Evac. What a douche.

[Pepper Mostly]

"An emergency evac?" Jesus, get over yourself, Chance. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Emergency Evac?????

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm dying to get one of those cool shirt folding devices.  I can't seem to get my shirts aligned perfectly.

I should have said like a manager at Old Navy.  For some reason that seems funnier.  Anyway, she can fold a mean shirt.

Edited April 22, 2023 by Floatingbison

[Keywestclubkid]

you are a piece of shit chance 

[Pepper Mostly]

Someone please call 911. I would pay to see Chance get arrested. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer, this is what you wanted. Get pregnant in haste, repent at leisure.

[Floatingbison]

Time to hit a meeting!  Sure, that'll help!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tanya makes a hasty retreat.

[Gobi]

Show us on the doll where Tonya touched Chance.

[Keywestclubkid]

what have you been sacrificing Chance? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tanya makes a hasty retreat.

She's going to bolt that drink that Chance left. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you need to leave that man thats what you NEED to do 

[Pepper Mostly]

You don't know what to do? CHANGE THE LOCKS. 

[WaltersHair]

I have so much second hand anxiety right now

[Keywestclubkid]

that whole thing just made me feel dirty .,.. thats not something that should be on tv for people to watch ... thats sad 

[Gobi]

Season Finale next week, thank God!

I'm off to coach some hoes.

Till next time.

[Floatingbison]

SEASON FINALE!!!!!

It's times like this that make it all worthwhile!