Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Or "Close the door. Have a seat".

Even after close to three years retired, those words still send a chill up my spine 

[Pepper Mostly]

You don't argue in front of the kids? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney is morphing into her mother right before our very eyes.

[Keywestclubkid]

you fucking argue in parking lots of bars I in no way believe you go out of any way to not fight in front of your kids ..  I call BULLSHIT 

[kacesq]

Sigh.

[goofygirl]

Oh for shit's sake, Britt & Marcellino are gonna RENEW their vows.  Good Gawd.  This is just DUMB.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

If they get a renewal story . . . we RIOT!!

(smashing chair, pulling fire alarm) LETS GO!

[Gobi]

"Do you promise to love, honor, and participate in threesomes?"

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Oh for shit's sake, Britt & Marcellino are gonna RENEW their vows.  Good Gawd.  This is just DUMB.

DIVORCE is ALLWAYS next in every reality show ever that couples have done these things on 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

you fucking argue in parking lots of bars I in no way believe you go out of any way to not fight in front of your kids ..  I call BULLSHIT 

Wasn't it last week that Giovanni said he was tired of them arguing?  They cannot keep even the simplest storyline straight.

[Andyourlittledog2]

Monique always looks like her breasts are trying to smother her.  Why do her clothes always have to be skin tight like that?  It just looks so uncomfortable.

[SemiCharmedLife]

The sad part of this Brit and Marc storyline is that they used to be fan favorites before the made up 3some, cheating story and break up story.  If they had left the series and did a few updates about their real lives, viewers would still be all about them.  Instead we have this *groan*

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Do you promise to love, honor, and participate in threesomes?"

HOW is there no Eyeroll emoji?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Oh for shit's sake, Britt & Marcellino are gonna RENEW their vows.  Good Gawd.  This is just DUMB.

No one on the entire Sharp staff can come up with any idea that is not a) someone's pregnant or b) proposal, wedding, or vow renewal. That's it. That's all that exists in their writing toolbox. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

DIVORCE is ALLWAYS next in every reality show ever that couples have done these things on 

It’s one level below deciding to have another kid for the good of the marriage.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Do you promise to love, honor, and participate in threesomes?"

Do you promise to participate in any storyline no matter how humiliating to you or others to allow us to stay on the show?

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Oh for shit's sake, Britt & Marcellino are gonna RENEW their vows.  Good Gawd.  This is just DUMB.

I called this last week.  We could spot it coming a mile away.

[Pepper Mostly]

HOW DID PUPPY MAKE ENOUGH SCRATCH TO GET A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SHOES?

Edited April 22, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[kacesq]

Puppy claims to have $250k in shoes??? Come on now.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What puppy doesn’t like to chew up own a lot of shoes?

[Keywestclubkid]

you don't have a job but you have 250k worth in shoes?? but you dont deal drugs? mmmmmk

[Floatingbison]

Borderline hoarder means . . . you're a hoarder.  It's like being a little pregnant...there's no such thing, you are or you arent, no inbetween.

[Empress1]

Where is Puppy getting Loubou money?

[WaltersHair]

There's supposed to be a pending writer's strike. Reality shows skirted it the last time by being 'unscripted.' Yeah, try selling that today.

[Gobi]

You, me, and my eczema. Isn't that a TLC show?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS It looks like Puppy is doing a Poshmark commercial.

[OoogleEyes]

Queen: Amber paid her fucking rent. 

The Universe: She's not the Queen for nothing 

Edited April 22, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[goofygirl]

Pupster has $250K worth of SHOES????  Loved that Queen started in on her right away!  I NEED SOME $$$ Puppy!!

Start selling this shit!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

you don't have a job but you have 250k worth in shoes?? but you dont deal drugs? mmmmmk

I think even the most gullible of us know where that money came from.

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Borderline hoarder means . . . you're a hoarder.  It's like being a little pregnant...there's no such thing, you are or you arent, no inbetween.

um...I beg to differ...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

You, me, and my eczema. Isn't that a TLC show?

There. Now you've jinxed it. "This summer, on TLC--"You, Me and My Eczema", Mondays at 10! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

You, me, and my eczema. Isn't that a TLC show?

If it isn’t, it should be. Can’t be worse than the other crap they have on the schedule.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS It looks like Puppy is doing a Poshmark commercial.

I was just going to ask if we could see a Puppy account on Poshmark.  

[Keywestclubkid]

so that yellow jacket is only 120 on amazon IF puppy can have 250k in shoes why can't I have a useless yellow leather jacket that I can never wear? 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

HOW DID PUPPY MAKE ENOUGH SCRATCH TO GET A QUARTER MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SHOES?

Maybe she had a hit rap single? On second thought, it was power washing, definitely power washing.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I was just going to ask if we could see a Puppy account on Poshmark.  

All right, Primetimer sleuths, you have your mission!

Just now, Gobi said:

Maybe she had a hit rap single? On second thought, it was power washing, definitely power washing.

Maybe that muffin smuggling side gig is really paying off. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris’s father is dumbfounded. Just like the rest of us.

[Keywestclubkid]

I aint no spring chicken .. well if thats not a solid reason to have a baby with a man fresh from prison I just dont know what is 

[WaltersHair]

" And call her, Charlie"

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

There. Now you've jinxed it. "This summer, on TLC--"You, Me and My Eczema", Mondays at 10! 

"You, Me and the Eczema Three"

[Empress1]

I might love Aris’s dad. “Well, I told them to go slow and they went faster!”

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

so that yellow jacket is only 120 on amazon IF puppy can have 250k in shoes why can't I have a useless yellow leather jacket that I can never wear? 

And I should get that limited edition Steph Curry basketball jersey with the women empowerment logo...

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No one on the entire Sharp staff can come up with any idea that is not a) someone's pregnant or b) proposal, wedding, or vow renewal. That's it. That's all that exists in their writing toolbox. 

You forgot the flathead screwdriver:  c) cheating.  

Soooo much cheating.  Sex workers, neighbors, different inmates, baby-daddies, sugar mamas, former threesome buddies. . . 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

so that yellow jacket is only 120 on amazon IF puppy can have 250k in shoes why can't I have a useless yellow leather jacket that I can never wear? 

You do you. I believe in you! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

True love means scrolling through your fiancé’s phone, looking at all the bitches he’s been talking to.

[Empress1]

OH MY GOD BREAK UP

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

You, me, and my eczema. Isn't that a TLC show?

Life After Rosacea

[SemiCharmedLife]

I just love that Derek can't even get through a family meal without cheating.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

You forgot the flathead screwdriver:  c) cheating.  

Soooo much cheating.  Sex workers, neighbors, different inmates, baby-daddies, sugar mamas, former threesome buddies. . . 

"Give me your phone. How do I know you're not talking to some bitches?"

[Keywestclubkid]

they old that was from an hour ago what you mean 

[kacesq]

This is just ridiculous. All of Monique’s family treating this like a show. And because Ari mention it every week…those fake spider lashes.