Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

Oh yay Amazon cool cat commercial. Haven’t seen this enough yet.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

surprise that man thats been hanging out isn't just a weird bum hes your daddy thats been nowhere near you for 8 years ... alright call him daddy 

Sarah has never even hinted at the existence of a father? 

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Abby should into have been dragged into this mess just for a paycheck for Sara and Shawn.

The hottub in the living room had to be paid somehow.

[goofygirl]

Mustache girl STILL hasn't caught a clue.  Wonder how long we're gonna have to see that hideous commercial??

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Abby is a cute kid.

A cute kid who deserves so much better than this.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sarah has never even hinted at the existence of a father? 

Sarah has been locked up her whole life, so I don’t think they talked much.

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

That's a new one: Teeth out, flag up!

That sounds like something my dog trainer would say. Approach with caution 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh yay Amazon cool cat commercial. Haven’t seen this enough yet.

Well, she's no Sgt. Baker. 

[candall]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I think it's part 2. Did we need or watch part 1?

I saw it.  Each woman was ultimately successful in that she found a man, reconciled with a man, or recognized the value of her man.

 

Horrified.  🙀

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Sarah has never even hinted at the existence of a father? 

"You see, Abby, when two drug addicts are somewhat acquainted, high, and horny..." 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Mustache girl STILL hasn't caught a clue.  Wonder how long we're gonna have to see that hideous commercial??

no lie I kinda want that jacket but living in fl It would sit in the closet 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

They really shouldn’t do this on TV.

You are absolutely right.  Unfortunately they found people who have no moral center to appear on this show.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

"You see, Abby, when two drug addicts are somewhat acquainted, high, and horny..." 

they hang a swing with their mama in their bedroom 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Abby, Anthony is your sperm donor."

Abby, about 9 months before you were born, your mom had sex with this man.  We were both on drugs at the time. He chose to not bothering seeing you throughout your childhood until there was a chance to earn a few dollars on TV.  Say hello to your daddy!  Why are you crying?

[kacesq]

I hope this is Amber and Puppy’s last season. I’m over their drama.

[Empress1]

MY QUEEN!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Queen👑 is the star of this shitshow.

[Keywestclubkid]

this shit is ridiculous you gotta pack this shit up ... LOL I love this roommate 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

they hang a swing with their mama in their bedroom 

And put a hot tub in the living room. Its a very beautiful and natural thing.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Mustache girl STILL hasn't caught a clue.  Wonder how long we're gonna have to see that hideous commercial??

I cannot make heads or tails of that commercial... other than I miss Freddy Mercury.. he was awesome.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

I hope this is Amber and Puppy’s last season. I’m over their drama.

How long have they been on in dog seasons?

[Keywestclubkid]

the Christmas tree in the background is just the icing on the cake 

[WaltersHair]

Puppy and Amber are the going the way of Brit and Marcelino. BORING

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And put a hot tub in the living room. Its a very beautiful and natural thing.

so beautiful 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amber looks like she’s three sheets to the wind and it’s just 9AM.

[candall]

Oh, good.  The scintillating ongoing drama of Puppy & Amber.

[Floatingbison]

no good conversation ever includes the phrase "because of my drinking. . . "

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

this shit is ridiculous you gotta pack this shit up ... LOL I love this roommate 

Queen is the best. The only reason I want Amber and Puppy to stay on the show is so I can keep seeing Queen.

[Pepper Mostly]

I am positively drowning in Amber's crocodile tears. Someone call a goddamn lifeguard and get me the hell out of the pool. 

[OoogleEyes]

I fear that Amber will be following the Britt and Marce WILL THEY EVER FUCKING GO AWAY footsteps 

[Empress1]

Ooh, I might like Amber’s nails.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I cannot make heads or tails of that commercial... other than I miss Freddy Mercury.. he was awesome.

Me either. Girl, you can wax your mustache AND wear a banging cool jacket. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

no good conversation ever includes the phrase "because of my drinking. . . "

And nothing good comes after "Upon careful consideration."

[Auntie Anxiety]

TC really studied his lines this week.

[goofygirl]

Amber, we can replay what the doctor actually SAID when you were pregnant but that would end this silly bunch of shit you're throwing around now.

Honestly, I'm tired of their shit totally and completely.  I used to pull for Amber to make it but now I think she's a shit.  And Pupster is too.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

MY QUEEN!

Love Her!!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Its OK, baby. Let's have a drink to celebrate"

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Amber, we can replay what the doctor actually SAID when you were pregnant but that would end this silly bunch of shit you're throwing around now.

Honestly, I'm tired of their shit totally and completely.  I used to pull for Amber to make it but now I think she's a shit.  And Pupster is too.

Right. There was no “it’s me or the baby.” I’m tired of her saying that.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

And nothing good comes after "Upon careful consideration."

Or "Close the door. Have a seat".

[Keywestclubkid]

shes looking for a way out .,,,, just end it.. dont do all this bullshit 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Britt can discuss her wedding plans with the kids around the dinner table.

[Gobi]

As if it wasn't dull enough already.

[kacesq]

No no no! They best not be preparing for a vow renewal. Please God no.

of course they named the kid Rebel.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh god here we go with the unending over produced saga of Britt and M 

[Empress1]

Ugh, these two. Mute.

Edited April 22, 2023 by Empress1

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

No no no! They best not be preparing for a vow renewal. Please God no.

of course they named the kid Rebel.

They're going to redo their vowels.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Brittany looked so pretty when they got married. She's looking distinctly blowzy and haggish these days. Fantastic hair though. 

[candall]

If they get a renewal story . . . we RIOT!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Who thinks we want to see more Marcie and Brit?  I need to have a chat with them in a dark alley. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who could have possibly guessed that Brittney and Marce would reconcile?