Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Doggie bone, muffin, pancakes, and whipped cream. Part of this healthy breakfast.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

OMG you guys, did you see there is a 90 DAY: Couples Therapy, it's coming out soon with Asuelo, Angela and Michael, Ed and Liz.  

 

Absolutely not. I am drawing a line, right here, right now. I will NOT watch this. I fucking hate Ed's guts. 

[JenE4]

Beat someone’s ass because he didn’t shake your hand?!? No wonder why these people end up in and out of prison. Take it down a notch, dude. How about you come back to the house for a relaxing soak in the living room hot tub and calm down.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ

Sorry, wrong show

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Meeting in parks is this show's go-to. WHY?

They've probably been kicked out of every other decent establishment around.

 

Or..

The Ax Throwing Bar was already booked.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Did Shawn give up on using the Grecian Formula for mustaches?

He needs something on there because his face looks like his nostrils are trying to suck his upper lip up into them.  He is fug.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Doggie bone, muffin, pancakes, and whipped cream. Part of this healthy breakfast.

But the muffins are only good if they've been smuggled. 

3 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

What time is dinner?  I'll just ring the doorbell, K?

Doorbell? Girl. The door's always open, just come on in!

[kacesq]

Michael looks like he’s bulked up and Justine looks like she found a new makeup artist.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now that Mike and Justine are on the same page, they drag out their matching crossing guard outfits and hit the casinos.

[Gobi]

Maybe they can move in with Debbie?

[Keywestclubkid]

I wanna look at houses.... girl how you gonna afford a house when you aint got no jobs 

[goofygirl]

Mikey's gonna give up his music career for BoobSling.  Now how are they gonna live?  Boobsling really wants to move to LV.

Here comes the new career, Mikey....  Sneakerdom... OR ....

1.9 MILLION!!!

Boobsling, you don't understand... Somehow, you got through some nursing courses but lawd have mercy!  You are nutty!!!

Edited April 15, 2023 by goofygirl

[candall]

MICHAEL!!  

Did a man on LAL just do the right thing?  I have vapors.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm witchoo to the end, I don't give a fuck". 

Sigh. So romantic. You can see why he's about to be a huge star. 

THEY HAVE A 600,000 BUDGET??

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The realtors need to switch to decaf.

[LEILANI2]

Royalites...sure Jan.

[kacesq]

I don’t believe for a second someone on a trashy reality show like this can afford a $600k house…

especially with so many artists bitching about how little money they make from sales or streams of music, that the big money now is in touring.

[Keywestclubkid]

a lot of royalties? from what? there are top selling artist that have #1 hits that aint making it like that off royalties 

[SemiCharmedLife]

4600 Square Feet?????

[OoogleEyes]

Holy smokes! Get a load of these two!

[Keywestclubkid]

couldn't they move into to Britney and Maralino old place? 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

4600 Square Feet?????

They do have like 15 kids.

[JenE4]

Damn, Montana. You better not let Moka see that T-shirt. If a wedding ring is too much, a T-shirt literally advertising your pregnant wife is not going to fly.

[WaltersHair]

There's got to be an onlyfans between these two

[SemiCharmedLife]

Justine is thinking about the money needed for the house-- and reconsidering the whole wedding ring argument. 😂

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

the big money now is in touring.

It always was.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The realtors need to switch to decaf.

They were in the bathroom doing a bump when Michael and Justine arrived. 

[kacesq]

Monique’s house. Sure. 

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Michael looks like he’s bulked up and Justine looks like she found a new makeup artist.

I was thinking they both look like they've gotten chubby.

[Ladystardust]

The sign at the beginning said they're in Primm, NV. That's like 45 minutes outside Vegas. "A Vegas lot". Ha.

[Eldemarge]

I'm sorry, why would they need a house that size?  Stupid.  These people.  Yes. you're the next Bey and Z.  Keep manifesting.

[Keywestclubkid]

the club? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm sorry, why would they need a house that size?  Stupid.  These people.  Yes. you're the next Bey and Z.  Keep manifesting.

Well, they do have one hundred children. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique, your sisters are right. He’s shown you that that’s what he wants to do, especially the other bitches part.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I wanna look at houses.... girl how you gonna afford a house when you aint got no jobs 

They'll be on House Hunters with their "careers"

[Keywestclubkid]

they pull up at the club at 7:30 LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

Monique wants to get the Early Bird Special at the club. In and out by 7 PM.

[kacesq]

I guess they could only get permission for filming during the low traffic part of the night…

Earn that paycheck, Extra!

Monique if you were super secure with your doggie bone, you wouldn’t be so rude to the Extra.

[Keywestclubkid]

you can go now... lol I am dead 

[WaltersHair]

Is this tiny corner the Bottle Service part of the club? Sad.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The production assistant cocktail waitress is pushy.

[goofygirl]

Lort. Even in all black, Monique is a large person.  I don't get these two.

[candall]

Why is this cocktail server so thirsty for Tiny Bone?

[JenE4]

What kind of club has no music and no customers? Maybe “bottle service” is cheaper at 2:30 pm on a Tuesday.

Edited April 15, 2023 by JenE4

[Keywestclubkid]

you literally slept with hoes DAYS ago how is she supposed to forget that Derick? 

[kacesq]

Oh great, quirky Amazon girl commercial…we get it, she’s a rebel!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Why is this cocktail server so thirsty for Tiny Bone?

Because she really, really wants her SAG card?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Because she really, really wants her SAG card?

she read the yelp review of his bone 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh great, quirky Amazon girl commercial…we get it, she’s a rebel!

A rebel without a cause but with a mustache.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh great, quirky Amazon girl commercial…we get it, she’s a rebel!

And that dancing makes it look like she's having a seizure in class.