Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

thats DM not text message LOL is that his argument?? 

[Empress1]

Doesn’t Derek have several phones?

[Eldemarge]

I know we've been over this but we gotta figure out where Monique gets her bras.  Because they are no joke!

[kacesq]

Ha. I’ve been watching this show long enough to know Derek probably has another phone.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ha. I’ve been watching this show long enough to know Derek probably has another phone.

I’m almost positive that he’s showed us that he has more than one phone.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Doesn’t Derek have several phones?

wasn't he out there slinging his sausage all raw in some people like a week ago?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I know we've been over this but we gotta figure out where Monique gets her bras.  Because they are no joke!

I am just in awe of her bra every week. It's impressive.

[JenE4]

Isn’t this why Derek has five phones? Just let her look at the Monique phone and keep the other 4 under lock. Or, um, stop cheating if you’re about to propose.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Mmmm, pancakes. I don’t like whipped cream on them but I LOVE pancakes.

I just finished up the last of the Devonshire cream my son gave me. So yummy. I think its what angels eat in heaven. 

[kacesq]

I don’t need to see sexy time.

monique you fool. You will always give him another chance.

 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wasn't he out there slinging his sausage all raw in some people like a week ago?

I think he said TEN WOMEN since he got out.

[kacesq]

Does Abby live with Sara or is she with her grandmother?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guard your loins! Shawn can cause pregnancy through the airwaves.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

thats DM not text message LOL is that his argument?? 

An intellectual giant he is not. Nor is Monique. Neither one of them is going to be taking the LSATs anytime soon.

Edited April 15, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

Does Abby live with Sara or is she with her grandmother?

I hope she is with her grandmother ... 

[goofygirl]

ACK!!  SuperSperm is on my teevee!!  I know I can't get preggers because I have no ovaries or a uterus, but still.... I'm kinda skeered.

Sara is just a dumbass.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I know we've been over this but we gotta figure out where Monique gets her bras.  Because they are no joke!

I believe they're made by NASA.

[kacesq]

Wait Shawn wants to adopt Abby when he barely pays attention to the kids he has?

[Keywestclubkid]

how pragmatic of her ... hey kid we are killing two birds this is your dead beat dad 

[Gobi]

"Just kill two stoners with one speedball. I mean, two birds with one stone."

Edited April 15, 2023 by Gobi

[WaltersHair]

The first Mumble had super sperm too. Seems ages ago. With that gray haired harpie?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like the Living room pool is still there. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm so mad" Shawn drones. Is he on downs or what?

[Auntie Anxiety]

It‘S okay for Shawn to be the bad guy to his own kids, but not to a kid he hardly knows. Whatever.

[kacesq]

How long has this idiot been in Abby’s life that he is acting all paternal? He’s such a loser.

[Empress1]

Does Shawn have a job?

[Keywestclubkid]

wait why is he more of a parent to abby then he is to his other kids? like they must feel soo good watching this 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like the Living room pool is still there. 

Shawn probably hasn't figured out how to empty it without ruining the floor.

[JenE4]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like the Living room pool is still there. 

Great. Keep the baby’s lamb toy on top so she’ll toddle over to grab it and fall through the cover.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like the Living room pool is still there. 

I'm so grateful to you all for actually watching this. I'm so busy reading and typing and laughing I rarely glance at the screen.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Does Shawn have a job?

I heard he's on some reality show... about loving prisoners or something like that.  😉

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

How long has this idiot been in Abby’s life that he is acting all paternal? He’s such a loser.

And Abby has lived with her grandmother since she was months old. Sara is barely a parent to Abby, let alone Shawn.

[Gobi]

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall down; no problem."

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm so grateful to you all for actually watching this. I'm so busy reading and typing and laughing I rarely glance at the screen.

Same here.  I usually watch the second run 

[Keywestclubkid]

 

Just now, Gobi said:

"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I fall down; no problem."

can I borrow 50k to invest in a business?? 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Great. Keep the baby’s lamb toy on top so she’ll toddle over to grab it and fall through the cover.

Is that before or after she knocks over a lamp into the pool and electricutes herself?

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s finally cooled down here tonight after a couple of unseasonably hot days.

[kacesq]

OMG. They’re not matching.

Pass the smelling salts…

[goofygirl]

Oh Lawd... Matchy-matchy are walking in the rain... in LAS VEGAS....  Go on Michael, take that music to the "next level"....

Bite it Boob sling.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Michael had any real talent, even for just ONE hit song, he wouldn’t have to put on an act.

[Gobi]

Why can't he be a family man and a rapper - a fapper?

[Pepper Mostly]

Justine looks good. Pregnancy agrees with her. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you gotta CHOSE? dude shes pregnant... you kinda made a choice 

[LEILANI2]

I just read that MOKA killed a guy during an interview this week.  

[Keywestclubkid]

you done things you're not proud of! LOL what is this argument?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

I just read that MOKA killed a guy during an interview this week.  

Did he shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

He killed a guy during an interview? Geez, must have been some tough questions!

Thank you, I'm here all week, tip your waitress! 

Edited April 15, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[kacesq]

I’m sorry…I’m too old to be involved in this particular music scene but is being married with kids that much of a barrier to success? 

[candall]

So tonight it's Justine vs. Moka in the struggle for Michael's soul.

 

Oh damn!!  LOL, she literally just told him not to sell his soul!

[Keywestclubkid]

that fears me the most.....  

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

OMG. They’re not matching.

Pass the smelling salts…

A breakup can not be far behind