Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

the lights should go off at 8pm? 

The issue isn’t the usage, it’s that they’re behind. Do either of these adults work?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, did you have any Swedish meatballs when you were at IKEA? I love the cafeteria.

I did! We always have lunch first, to fuel up for the hours of trudging through the endless Ikea maze. Also strawberry cake. I bought my son a dresser and myself only a dish drainer, a throw blanket (I only have about a hundred already), a kitty cat throw pillow, and a few odds and ends. I should have bought some at the delicatessen. But we're going to cook up a storm this weekend so probably wouldn't use them. 

[Keywestclubkid]

he is bitching about the electric bill when he is hiding all HIS bills? 

[Empress1]

Does he have Ben Franklin inked on his back?!

[Keywestclubkid]

did he just pretend to shower? EW dude go back in there and shower 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

the lights should go off at 8pm? 

When is lights out in prison?  Should they also lock the cell bedroom doors at 8:00?

[goofygirl]

Obviously, Chance and TayLer have been spending some of that credit card money at the tattoo parlor.  Jeebus.

Aw shit.  Boob sling & Michael are matching AGAIN.  YUK.

Edited February 25, 2023 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance doesn’t know the inflation and high energy prices that will be hitting him in the coming months.

[Pepper Mostly]

CHANCE HAS SEVEN CREDIT CARDS HOLY FUCK

[LEILANI2]

I saw this and knew I had to save it for tonight's show:

HOW A GUY HOLDS A GIRL WHEN HE HAS NO MONEY

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

CHANCE HAS SEVEN CREDIT CARDS HOLY FUCK

And a balance on all of them, I’m sure.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

His friends Visa, Mastercard and Discover.

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG .... I can't with this HS fight 

[kacesq]

And we’re back to ridiculous matching outfits. Emotional maturity of teens.

I mean …what do they think the matching says or proves? If I saw that Id think co dependent idiots.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

And we’re back to ridiculous matching outfits. Emotional maturity of teens.

Mike feels most comfortable in orange. He's worn it most of his life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

And we’re back to ridiculous matching outfits. Emotional maturity of teens.

It lets us know how things are going between them, kind of like a secret code.

[WaltersHair]

I see the construction jobs came through

[SemiCharmedLife]

J & M are matchy-matchy again....the universe is back in alignment.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance doesn't want to put together the crib because it's about to be repossessed.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Does he have Ben Franklin inked on his back?!

Was it George Washington?

[Gobi]

"Being a single mom is the hardest job in the world. That's why I did it three times."

[kacesq]

Justine does it all for her kids…but hopes this new baby is a girl to make up for all she’s missed with the first girl…

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Are they wearing matching reflective construction jackets? Good grief.

[Keywestclubkid]

this is the best version of you? you arnt even near your 4 other kids 

[kacesq]

Michael thinks highly of himself.

how are these two supporting themselves again? Has Michael had his one major hit?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I see the construction jobs came through

I was thinking they need flashlights to flag the planes down at the airport. To the right, to the right, straight in to the gate. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine: I haven’t been a great mother even though I tried so hard to take care of my already existing kids, so I thought I should have yet another one to try to get it right this time.

[candall]

"What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!?"

[kacesq]

How shiny is Monique’s face?!?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's so worried and concerned about her kids and their future that she quit her job the instant Michael told her to, and now lazes around and fights with her mother. I see you, Justine. You are a selfish drama queen, the end. 

Edited February 25, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Justine: I haven’t been a great mother even though I tried so hard to take care of my already existing kids, so I thought I should have yet another one to try to get it right this time.

and tell my other children to their faces how mommy gets the baby she always wanted this time 

[Gobi]

Another pregnancy scare? Bingo!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pregnancy test makes appearance in 3….2….1 Check your bingo cards, everyone.

[goofygirl]

Oh goody. Monique's secret is that she might be pregnant. Joy.

[LEILANI2]

Those two looked like they were dressed to pick up litter at a rest area.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

How shiny is Monique’s face?!?

I want to attack her with blotting papers. She’s also not wearing the right shade.

[Maybeitsme]

Oh Lord Joo joo, you've done this 3 times already? And you going to count on him?

[WaltersHair]

This show must buy those pee sticks by the gross

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Those two looked like they were dressed to pick up litter at a rest area.

Michael used to do that when he was in prison, so he knows the ropes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

This show must buy those pee sticks by the gross

"OK honey, here's your NDA, your SAG card application, and your box of pregnancy tests". 

[SemiCharmedLife]

The big question is WHERE will Monique take the pregnancy test:

a.  In the pharmacy

b. In the hotel bathroom

c. In a cornfield 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Birth control, people! Birth control.  For her, for him, for everyone.  99% effective when used properly.  

[JenE4]

The outfits?!? They’re going for road construction safety crew, planning a heist after work?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

The big question is WHERE will Monique take the pregnancy test:

a.  In the pharmacy

b. In the hotel bathroom

c. In a cornfield 

DEAD

Smited. Smote. Slain.

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Birth control, people! Birth control.  For her, for him, for everyone.  99% effective when used properly.  

But then where would Matt Sharp get his plot ideas?

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Birth control, people! Birth control.  For her, for him, for everyone.  99% effective when used properly.  

There's the depo shot, one and done, no periods for a whole year.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique: I’m hoping to see a real change in Derek.

Me: Are you fucking crazy? He’s not going to change.

[Empress1]

10 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I will forever love the thinking that you can have a baby whenever but you need to think really long and hard about getting married. Married or not, that kid will tie you i18 years.

It makes no sense. An ex-BF of mine is divorced with no kids and hasn’t spoken to his ex-wife since they split. Can’t do that when you have kids with a person, married or not. 
 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I really do want to believe that he actually loves me"

This is the overriding issue of every single LAL babe in the history of this show. 

[candall]

Oh, GOOD.  Now he's going to call her "Big Mama." 

grrrrrrrrrrrr

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Birth control, people! Birth control.  For her, for him, for everyone.  99% effective when used properly.  

I know some women can’t do hormonal birth control, but condoms exist!