Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

In the Air Force, we put an old couch in front of the dorms and it was awesome to just have everyone chill out there on this couch!  Of course, they made us get rid of it eventually. I can't hate on a trashy porch couch. 😆

Did that in college. It was like sitting on the stoop.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

In the Air Force, we put an old couch in front of the dorms and it was awesome to just have everyone chill out there on this couch!  Of course, they made us get rid of it eventually. I can't hate on a trashy porch couch. 😆

I have an old storage ottoman and some folding chairs on my porch. Its the smoking area. I love to watch the college kids go by and judge me. And the dog walkers. And especially the runners and bikers. 

Edited March 25, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[LEILANI2]

So we're to believe Brittney realtor to the stars in Vegas left all that to relocate to Florida. 

Give me a fucking break, we know that break up story line was all fake. 

[Gobi]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

So we're to believe Brittney realtor to the stars in Vegas left all that to relocate to Florida. 

They weren't happening in Vegas, so they couldn't stay in Vegas.

[Keywestclubkid]

driving 20 min to get things yea that gets old fast Britney 

[Auntie Anxiety]

They need a better acting coach.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How can things be bad for Marcie and Brittanzzzzzzzzzz?  They have a big "Life is good" sign in their kitchen.  Does the sign lie?!?!?!?!?!? 

[Ladystardust]

I do not want to watch this boring ass date.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

These two are so yawn worthy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Britt’s lines seem so genuine to me. So heartfelt.

[Empress1]

How can a couple with all this drama be so boring?

[Keywestclubkid]

you can't get money out here oh well lol GIRL ... god she is annoying me

[Floatingbison]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Puppy has to retrieve her stuff.

and her rawhide chew toys

 

[LEILANI2]

I want to riot right now, they should not be on this show and taking up screen time. I'd rather watch Justine and Michael in their silly matching orange crew jackets.

[Pepper Mostly]

Are they fighting drunkenly in the same mini mall parking lot that Ashley and Travis drunkenly fought in? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sitting on a curb in front of a strip mall bar - bingo!

[WaltersHair]

Britt is looking fillered and botoxed a bit.

[Keywestclubkid]

OH MY GOD SHUT UP BRITNEY 

[Ladystardust]

There's a big casino in Tampa if he's that hard up to gamble.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

There's a big casino in Tampa if he's that hard up to gamble.

the hard rock in Miami lol I mean she can still be good to her soul and give a little to make him happy to 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Are they fighting drunkenly in the same mini mall parking lot that Ashley and Travis drunkenly fought in? 

God I wish we saw Ashley teetering around in the background barefoot and crying...

[WaltersHair]

Didn't Anna Nicole Smith die at a casino in Florida?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Britt is looking fillered and botoxed a bit.

Well, she IS an actress now, it comes with the territory. 😉

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Didn't Anna Nicole Smith die at a casino in Florida?

yea the hard rock one 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

God I wish we saw Ashley teetering around in the background barefoot and crying...

It would certainly make this touching little scene more interesting. 

[Maybeitsme]

OMG remember when Marcelino picked Brittany up from prison and they went for that first meal in Vegas,  how she was so uncomfortable and it seemed real? Now look just how scripted and fake this " date night" is 

They need to be gone

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Marcie and Brit make me miss the vocal stylings of OG Kam.  We have found the bottom of the barrel.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine has a good excuse for not being able to continue fixing up the fixer upper.

[Keywestclubkid]

Blane and his stick legs LOL 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Maybe it's just me, but the Blaine and Lindsay drama seems fake, too.  

[Eldemarge]

Blaine's part is so aggressive!

[Floatingbison]

 He needs a striped Beach Boys shirt

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Blane and his stick legs LOL 

Never skip leg day!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why do you have this ankle monitor on? 

Fashion choice?
Thought it would help you feel at home?
Hiding ankle herpes?

So many options.

[candall]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Didn't Anna Nicole Smith die at a casino in Florida?

I think she and her late son and new baby and weirdo fake husband-accountant were in the Carribean somewhere.

Or maybe I've just seen the faux ANS Law & Order: Criminal Intent too many times.

[Gobi]

And she's mad because why, exactly?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey will need to call Daonte for some emotional $upport.

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean think about MEEEEE .. I mean you could go to jail for 20 years and this fixes that but ME$EEEEEEE fuck your freedom what about MEEEEEE

[Empress1]

I don’t understand this fight.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, Lindsay has a point. I mean, who among us hasn't had to juggle the logistics of pending charges and house arrest? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

We are missing out on the second best rapper to come out of Rhode Island and his always matching wife for Brit and Marce.

[goofygirl]

Of COURSE Lindsey's freaking the fuck out.  She's thinking about herself, as usual!!  She's giving him the what-for about house arrest.  She'd rather he be in PRISON???

What an ass.

[OoogleEyes]

I think that blaine is actually bald and that is the world's worst comb over

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, candall said:

I think she and her late son and new baby and weirdo fake husband-accountant were in the Carribean somewhere.

Or maybe I've just seen the faux ANS Law & Order: Criminal Intent too many times.

no they were in Hollywood fl 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey flashback. 🎶Misty watercolor memories….🎶

[Floatingbison]

He looks vaguely like Charlie Watts, circa 1967

[SemiCharmedLife]

I think being in physical jail is even more restrictive than an ankle bracelet, Lindsay.

[Empress1]

“I don’t understand why you’re so mad when I still get to be here.” That sums it up.

[LEILANI2]

She's just not that into you Blaine.  

[Keywestclubkid]

she is doing exactly what she is bitching about what she thinks he did .. shes not involving him shes saying I should be more important