Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Crabby dicks awww we used to have one in key west 

There used to be a shore bar in New Jersey called The Bearded Clam.

[OoogleEyes]

Dammit I am so sick of these two. 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh her friends makeup is actually cute and on trend 

[Empress1]

This is the fakest workout ever.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

There used to be a shore bar in New Jersey called The Bearded Clam.

lol 

[Eldemarge]

I'm late!  I have wine, candy, and a tiny pizza.  Screw this week! I'm done!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Good on Brittany for five years. And for going back to her red hair. Her hair's better than Lindsay's. 

You should see how great it is in Turkey.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, its Britt and Mars. Anyone have any anecdotes? How's your week been? I went to see "Hadestown" on Tuesday and it was just great. 

[Keywestclubkid]

is he literally just talking to random people in this bar?

[Empress1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I'm late!  I have wine, candy, and a tiny pizza.  Screw this week! I'm done!!

“Screw this week! I’m done!!” is exactly how I feel.

And you know what? I’m gonna have a drink too.

Edited March 25, 2023 by Empress1

[candall]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

What job will she have this season?

I'm torn between CPA and Personal Trainer.

[OoogleEyes]

Marce is kickin' it with the seniors! Where did they move to,  The Villages?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Puppy doesn’t want to go back into her crate.

[Ladystardust]

I hope when I'm 80 I am wearing a tiara in a bar, just rolling into reality show tapings. 

[Gobi]

Is Puppy upset about Eric, or is it just worms?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

What job will she have this season?

I believe she will be an Assistant Vice President at a Fortune 500 corporation this season. 

Or a yoga instructor.

Edited March 25, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Marce is kickin' it with the seniors! Where did they move to,  The Villages?

Del Boca Vista

Eric took a hit before they started the drive back.

[WaltersHair]

Is she driving a stick?

[Floatingbison]

My major issue?  My chrome necklace chain isn't big enough?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

She also was romantic with Flappy with the monitor charging on her ankle...

Doesn't everyone's most romantic moments include sex while your ankle monitor charges? 

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

oh her friends makeup is actually cute and on trend 

It's a LAL miracle!

[candall]

Eric!  Dude!  Your eyes are running down your face.

[Keywestclubkid]

puppy is activated lol

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

is he literally just talking to random people in this bar?

Oh honey. You know that sweet old lady is someone in the Sharp writer's room's auntie, who jumped at the chance to be on TV. She probably had to buy her own drink, poor thing.

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Is she driving a stick?

If she is, good for her. I don’t know how and I want to. My parents had stick shift cars but they got rid of them before I was old enough to drive.

[Floatingbison]

Hey, she's driving a stickshift!  That's a rare skill these days!

[WaltersHair]

I drove a Honda CRX for 11 years that had a stick shift. Hills were a terror.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Is she driving a stick?

Yeah, but first she had to fetch it.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

If she is, good for her. I don’t know how and I want to. My parents had stick shift cars but they got rid of them before I was old enough to drive.

I only drive stick shifts, which limits me to used cars for the rest of my life.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Gobi said:

Yeah, but first she had to fetch it.

DEAD

[candall]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

If she is, good for her. I don’t know how and I want to. My parents had stick shift cars but they got rid of them before I was old enough to drive.

It has to be your high school boyfriend who teaches you or it doesn't count.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Marce is kickin' it with the seniors! Where did they move to,  The Villages?

He has the hat to be a 90 year old retiree who is sure the ladies want him.

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Del Boca Vista

Eric took a hit before they started the drive back.

Puppy's mom thought Eric would be good for her.  Had she ever met him?  We have never seen him when he is not clearly on many somethings. It's good the cameras were in the car.  I think he would have hit her if they weren't.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm kind of scared for Puppy.  Eric isn't going to take this well.  

[Gobi]

Just now, candall said:

It has to be your high school boyfriend who teaches you or it doesn't count.

"Is that a stick in your car or are you just happy to see me?"

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

If she is, good for her. I don’t know how and I want to. My parents had stick shift cars but they got rid of them before I was old enough to drive.

I learned how to drive in a Volkswagen. My dad insisted that you can't really drive if you don't drive a stick. Snob.

It's really hard to find a new car with a standard transmission. I don't know if they make them in regular cars anymore 

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

If she is, good for her. I don’t know how and I want to. My parents had stick shift cars but they got rid of them before I was old enough to drive.

It's a great skill and pretty easy to learn.  I taught several girls to drive stick shift in college.  Not trying to be funny. . . I legit taught girls to drive stick.  It takes about 30 minutes to get the hang of it.  Just go to a large empty parking lot and expect to stall a couple times until you get the hang of it.

Driving stick and being a good typist are two skills of which I am really proud.

Edited March 25, 2023 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

@Gobi is bringing it tonight! You are on fire and I am shrieking here. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I only drive stick shifts, which limits me to used cars for the rest of my life.

Nothing wrong with old cars. I have to keep my 2015RAV4 forever, because I can’t handle a new dashboard.

[Gobi]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I learned how to drive in a Volkswagen. My dad insisted that you can't really drive if you don't drive a stick. Snob.

It's really hard to find a new car with a standard transmission. I don't know if they make them in regular cars anymore 

I think you have to special order one.

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

It has to be your high school boyfriend who teaches you or it doesn't count.

I actually had a summer job boss when I was 20 or 21 who said she’d teach me (she had an old Honda that was a stick) and then never did.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I only drive stick shifts, which limits me to used cars for the rest of my life.

Watch out.  My farm guy could only have cars made before 1986 because that's what he knew how to work on.

Don't be like farm guy.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

It's a great skill and pretty easy to learn.  I taught several girls to drive stick shift in college.  Not trying to be funny. . . I legit taught people to drive stick.  It take about 30 minutes to get the hang of it.  Just go to a large empty parking lot and expect to stall a couple times until you get the hang of it.

Driving stick and being a good typist are two skills of which I am really proud.

What’s your WPM?

[goofygirl]

I learned how to drive a stick when I was 14!!!  Ok, it was a REAL stick a la Fred Flintstone!!

Har!  Yes, I'm on the wine.  Praise the Lawd.  Actually, my Dad had the coolest little MG back in the day, and I learned how to drive on it.  Just about left the transmission on the ground at the Rice University football stadium parking lot, but the MG survived.  Until Dad got rear-ended trying to turn into OUR driveway.  HE was fine, MG; not so much.

Edited March 25, 2023 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

How cute. A prison onesie.

[Keywestclubkid]

Do NOT put your baby in that ..its tacky 

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance's PO stops by for tea. How nice. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Aris. Cameron has a special knack for baking muffins.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How cute. A prison onesie.

There is simply no limit to the bad taste displayed. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Do NOT put your baby in that ..its tacky 

Is there any other kind of fashion on this show?

[LEILANI2]

He's a family annillator grooming them, I haven't fallen for it.

[Keywestclubkid]

good lord you are not a writer dude