Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

She really set that shit on fire!

[Gobi]

I must lie down after these shocking revelations.

Till next time.

[OoogleEyes]

Good night all! Keep your ramen dry and your vagina pure until next week!

Edited March 18, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night my snarky darlings! See some of you Sunday for 90 Day, meanwhile, have a great weekend! 

[Ladystardust]

Every one remember to take your birth control regularly in case Shawn shows up next week. Might wanna stock up on some Plan B too, just in case. 

[Maybeitsme]

Ha that was awesome! Later gaters 

[goofygirl]

Shit. I just saw those monkeys Britt & Marc on the previews for next week.  Lort.  Might need a big old tin of muffins and a dang BIG bottle o' wine for that!

It's been hilarious with y'all tonight!! I always look forward to my Friday nights with you guys.  We ALL need some belly laughs by Friday night!  I know I do!

Sweet dreams peeps.  Big hugs!

[JenE4]

Daaamn. He spends all of their money, gambles, debt, etc and he’s cheating—and then says Tayler can sleep in the garage?! Well good thing there’s such a swanky apartment in there. But don’t burn his shit. He’s just going to use it as an excuse to buy more stuff!! Get this man out of your home and your life!

[kacesq]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Shit. I just saw those monkeys Britt & Marc on the previews for next week.  Lort.  Might need a big old tin of muffins and a dang BIG bottle o' wine for that!

It's been hilarious with y'all tonight!! I always look forward to my Friday nights with you guys.  We ALL need some belly laughs by Friday night!  I know I do!

Sweet dreams peeps.  Big hugs!

Friday LAL nights are the best!!! 

[candall]

Chance doesn't know why Tayler would be mad at HIM.  Something he said?

 

Well.  Let's throw a little infidelity gas on the fire while we're at it.

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Aww.  I'm sad they wrapped up with that rather wimpy little bonfire.  I could've watched Tayler burn asshole Chance's stuff for another ten or fifteen minutes.

Of course, if she goes back for a second load, he'll probably punch her.

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Oh, sad this week, the LAL crew.

More hilarious pink fur-covered pixels, show, fewer neglected children.

Edited March 18, 2023 by candall

[Auntie Anxiety]

You guys had me laughing my ass off tonight. Thanks for that. Have a great weekend. I’ll be back on Sunday for 90 Day TOW, unless I fall off a donkey and break my back. Be good.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another week of bad parenting theater is over.  Until next week, stay off of Chance's phone unless you want permanent eye damage - some things cannot be unseen, use brain bleach to get rid of the site of Shawn in a hot tub, and whatever you do, do not ask OG Kam where he gets his money.  

Keep your muffins guarded and your loins girded.  Between Shawn and Cameron, no one is safe!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E05: Life After Lockup: Blindsided & Divided

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Lindsey is blindsided by Blaine; Shawn flips out when Sara reveals the truth; Puppy ditches Eric; Aris loses it when Cameron goes missing in action; Brittany and Marcelino's date night goes south; Tayler goes into labor.

Original air date 2023.03.24

[Keywestclubkid]

got my travel pass all ready .. where we headed this week with these fools ....

[OoogleEyes]

Watching this abomination of a hot tub in the living room. 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

ugh I have to mentally prepare myself for Brittany and Marcelino 

[OoogleEyes]

I hope that tonight's episode is a little more exciting than last week's because I'm already fading fast. 😔 

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, muffin smugglers and hot tub loungers! I think we should all get matching outfits. Has everyone had a good week?

19 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

ugh I have to mentally prepare myself for Brittany and Marcelino 

 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I hope that tonight's episode is a little more exciting than last week's because I'm already fading fast. 😔 

Hang in there, you two. We got you and will try to lift you up in snark. 

[OoogleEyes]

$5000 in cash. Uh huh.

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, muffin smugglers and hot tub loungers! I think we should all get matching outfits. Has everyone had a good week?

 

Hang in there, you two. We got you and will try to lift you up in snark. 

ill drink my toilet wine and blur them from my memories lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi All. Just got in from my trip to the casino. I tried to win back the $500 I shoveled into the Fountain of Luck slot machine, but I lost another $250. Don’t tell TayLer. In the meantime, did anyone have a hit song this week?

[Gobi]

Whew, almost didn't make it here! My swing came down from the ceiling, landing in the hot tub, nearly drowning me. Fortunately, the resulting splash put out the fire of a pile of my belongings.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance is having an affair with the waitress who brings free drinks to the casino patrons.

[Floatingbison]

LET'S GET READY TO SNARK YOU SNARKIN SNARKERS!!

[Keywestclubkid]

he got a generic emails that everyone gets ..lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Chance pregnant too?

[Floatingbison]

Sorry I missed last week, I'm not making this up, I was at a Swiss American crab feed last Friday night!  

 

And I'm not even Swiss!  I'm 100 percent English on both sides!

Edited March 25, 2023 by Floatingbison

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Chance pregnant too?

My thoughts exactly!

[Empress1]

Y’all, I have had the LONGEST week. I swear my coworkers are trying to kill me.

[WaltersHair]

I love that the hangers are burning too

[Ladystardust]

Did everyone go through their significant other's phones this week? Anyone find anything good??

Chance's Jack Skellington pajamas are killing me. 

[Keywestclubkid]

of course a large portion of these people are in Florida 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Y’all, I have had the LONGEST week. I swear my coworkers are trying to kill me.

Sit back and regale in the trials and tribulations of these idiots. It’s an elixir.

[Empress1]

UGH, Brittany and Marcelino are back.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chance is having an affair with the waitress who brings free drinks to the casino patrons.

Hey, she really likes him. Just like all those strippers do. 

[goofygirl]

Got my lashes on!! Can't see a dang thing but hey!  I'm afraid we're gonna get a BIG OLD DOSE of Marcellino & Brittney tonight.  Ugh.

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm married ... I dont care ... ugh that is always so gross to me 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I love that the hangers are burning too

She's vengeful, but lazy.

[Gobi]

🎶Smoke on the hangers, a fire in the yard🎵

[Keywestclubkid]

are we cool? HAHAHA 

[SemiCharmedLife]

HI Bunkies, I'm back from my vacay just in the knick of time, however I have no idea what happened last week.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance's ink is fucking killing me. 

[Ladystardust]

I'm just imagining all the neighbors peeking through their blinds or sitting on the back porch with a drink listening to this. I'm not the only one that does this, right??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Luckily for Chance, TayLer goes into labor in 3…2….1 and doesn’t have the energy to scream at him.

[Empress1]

Tayler is only 27?!

[Keywestclubkid]

his voice goes up an octave when he is lying .. listen to him talking in this talking head 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

HI Bunkies, I'm back from my vacay just in the knick of time, however I have no idea what happened last week.  

Nothing. Nothing happened except you were spared the sight of Shawn lolling in a hot tub. Count your blessings. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer gives him yet another chance. Hahaha

[goofygirl]

There's gonna be a danged old hazmat site at TayLER's house.  Also looks like old Chance has gotten to be CLOSE FRIENDS with a tattoo artist.  He's like the damn illustrated man!  Why no colors? Just outlines so far?

[Keywestclubkid]

he lied about where the baby name came from OF COURSE he is lying about talking to other women