Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

What house is this? Where’s that dilapidated trailer?

[Keywestclubkid]

How the hell is that their house? 

[OoogleEyes]

Is Blaine bald under that hairdo?

[candall]

You know who I am not missing?  That crying estate jewelry woman.

 

Thought I'd just bring it up.  : )

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"Is this your first purity ring?" is a real question for a 13-year old girl?

 

Oh, wait.  Lindsay explains that we are indeed in purity ring territory.  Wow.  That was a sad little story to share with her daughter.  On their tv show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

How the hell is that their house? 

Maybe they torched the trailer and got this sweet place with the insurance payout. Hahahaha I kill me again. 

[Empress1]

“Why would you keep this from Lindsey? She should be happy for that.” That’s what I said!

[Pepper Mostly]

Blaine is the healthiest relationship she's ever been in. That's it. I'm dead. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

“Why would you keep this from Lindsey? She should be happy for that.” That’s what I said!

Cause she can’t be there 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Blaine is the healthiest relationship she's ever been in. That's it. I'm dead. 

I think that you are in zombie territory now 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait. What is the deal with Blaine? Is he going but not going to prison? House arrest? Anklet? I’’m confused.

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Does this kid still live with her grandma?

I hope so

[goofygirl]

Blaine's about to go all house arrest for a long period of time.  No regrets, Mumbles.... House arrest is hugely better than prison.

Mikey's sister is pretty intuitive, isn't she??

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait. What is the deal with Blaine? Is he going but not going to prison? House arrest? Anklet? I’’m confused.

Yea house arrest with monitoring it seems like 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

How the hell is that their house? 

See I just assumed the trailer was condemned and someone with an actual home owes Lindsey.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Blaine is the healthiest relationship she's ever been in. That's it. I'm dead. 

Yeah how sad is that 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Our" situation, Mike? You mean "your" situation, don't you? 

That scheming jezebel Justine! Getting herself pregnant so fast! Michael is just an innocent patsy. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

See I just assumed the trailer was condemned and someone with an actual home owes Lindsey.

Who was the dude originally with her on this show 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Our" situation, Mike? You mean "your" situation, don't you? 

That scheming jezebel Justine! Getting herself pregnant so fast! Michael is just an innocent patsy. 

Are you sure it isn't Shawn's baby?

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Who was the dude originally with her on this show 

Flappy, then Daonte.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike’s sister is right on target. It wasn’t enough that Mike hasn’t been a father to his kids all these years, but to add a baby to the mix and make his other kids feel even more marginalized is horrible.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Who was the dude originally with her on this show 

Scott/Flappy

[WaltersHair]

Am I supposed to put my life on hold?

YES, idiot. Children.

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Scott/Flappy

I'll bet he could Soprano the money out of people

[Keywestclubkid]

5k and neither of them are working she’s pregnant and there are 4 other kids in that house .. lord hear me 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Who was the dude originally with her on this show 

Lindsey went from Flappy to Daonte to Blaine.  I'm not sure I can say what direction she's moving, up, down, pathetic . . . . 

[Keywestclubkid]

She won’t know? Girl she probably got alerts on her phone 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

5k and neither of them are working she’s pregnant and there are 4 other kids in that house .. lord hear me 

I can’t. I CAN’T.

[Pepper Mostly]

How are you feeling, @Empress1? Over your cold? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

5k and neither of them are working she’s pregnant and there are 4 other kids in that house .. lord hear me 

But all he needs is one hit. And working in that kid's room, err studio, for that one banger as we speak.

[goofygirl]

Shit, Boob Sling has 5K in a bank account that Mike's gonna use to pay for that RING?? Then, he's gonna replace it REAL FAST before she catches a clue?? WHUT the actual fuck is he talking about?? The shoe biz?? Or... his former career as a drug dealer??  My guess: DRUG DEALER....

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lindsey went from Flappy to Daonte to Blaine.  I'm not sure I can say what direction she's moving, up, down, pathetic . . . . 

Down. Scott had a few bucks and no record. Daonte had debt but no record. Blaine has charges on charges and probably no money, although that looks like a pricey car.

[JenE4]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

You know who I am not missing?  That crying estate jewelry woman.

 

Thought I'd just bring it up.  : )

I miss her! That was probably one of the best intros we’ve ever had: Her crying over tripping over her bathmat—while lamenting that she trips over it every day!! Classic!

But the person I miss the most is Tai with her roster system to manage all of her inmate boyfriends, and screaming at Hottie and/or Boston while standing over a body. That woman was born to be a reality TV star.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

How are you feeling, @Empress1? Over your cold? 

Just about! Thanks for asking. A few sneezes still but nowhere near as bad as it was a week ago.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love how these folks go to a random store that will let them film and toss down major money on jewelry with no research.  Especially when  they don't have two cents to their names.  He could have at least financed some nice rims first.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Shit, Boob Sling has 5K in a bank account that Mike's gonna use to pay for that RING?? Then, he's gonna replace it REAL FAST before she catches a clue?? WHUT the actual fuck is he talking about?? The shoe biz?? Or... his former career as a drug dealer??  My guess: DRUG DEALER....

He heard there was an opening at the corner of Oak St. and 4th Ave.

[renatae]

58 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

[snerk]

I remember reading that book and being like “belts? What? How?”

Oh, gee, I used them. Even after delivery. Tough to deal with at that time.

Now I'll sit my raggedy ol' ass down.

[kacesq]

Oh Tayler….buy a goddamned clue.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Shit, Boob Sling has 5K in a bank account that Mike's gonna use to pay for that RING?? Then, he's gonna replace it REAL FAST before she catches a clue?? WHUT the actual fuck is he talking about?? The shoe biz?? Or... his former career as a drug dealer??  My guess: DRUG DEALER....

Yeah, this is weird. No reason he needed to get cash. A cash withdrawal or a card charge sill both show up on statements. He's trying to funnel drug cash into her engagement ring. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I love the balls of just str8 up opening the door and grabbing the pants lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Chance is sending dick pics and TayLer is shocked. The last straw!

[Gobi]

Uh, oh! Chance has been smuggling muffins!

[Eldemarge]

Someone wants CHANCE to fuck them every night?  Lol noooo.... Is there a dick shortage I didn't know about?

[Keywestclubkid]

Literally it says outgoing pictures… LOL

[Empress1]

OH SHIT. She’s pulling a Waiting to Exhale!!!

[goofygirl]

Here we go!!! TayLer's gonna set Chance's clothes on fire in the back yard!!! Don't MESS WITH A PREGNANT LADY!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

This is hilarious. She doesn't care about his wild spending habits, his lies, his disrespect. She cares that he might be talking to "some other bitch". Sigh.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This is hilarious. She doesn't care about his wild spending habits, his lies, his disrespect. She cares that he might be talking to "some other bitch". Sigh.

Let her have him!

[renatae]

59 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Honey, as one from the 50's, they DID!!  It was awful!  I think tampons were finally invented in the late 60's?  What a product!

My mother told me tampons would be uncomfortable for a virgin. I think I was 17 or 18 before my friends convinced me otherwise.

[Ladystardust]

Yep, hurry up and put on your Jack Skellington pajamas and crocs, Chance.

[kacesq]

Ooohhh next week! Yay for all the drama. Except of course for the reappearance of Marcellino and Brittany.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

No Brittany and Marcelino! This has to be some kind of record!

[Keywestclubkid]

Ugh brittney