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Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT


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You know who I am not missing?  That crying estate jewelry woman.

 

Thought I'd just bring it up.  : )

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"Is this your first purity ring?" is a real question for a 13-year old girl?

 

Oh, wait.  Lindsay explains that we are indeed in purity ring territory.  Wow.  That was a sad little story to share with her daughter.  On their tv show.

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Our" situation, Mike? You mean "your" situation, don't you? 

That scheming jezebel Justine! Getting herself pregnant so fast! Michael is just an innocent patsy. 

Are you sure it isn't Shawn's baby?

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Who was the dude originally with her on this show 

Flappy, then Daonte.

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Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

5k and neither of them are working she’s pregnant and there are 4 other kids in that house .. lord hear me 

But all he needs is one hit. And working in that kid's room, err studio, for that one banger as we speak.

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Shit, Boob Sling has 5K in a bank account that Mike's gonna use to pay for that RING?? Then, he's gonna replace it REAL FAST before she catches a clue?? WHUT the actual fuck is he talking about?? The shoe biz?? Or... his former career as a drug dealer??  My guess: DRUG DEALER....

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Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lindsey went from Flappy to Daonte to Blaine.  I'm not sure I can say what direction she's moving, up, down, pathetic . . . . 

Down. Scott had a few bucks and no record. Daonte had debt but no record. Blaine has charges on charges and probably no money, although that looks like a pricey car.

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3 minutes ago, candall said:

You know who I am not missing?  That crying estate jewelry woman.

 

Thought I'd just bring it up.  : )

I miss her! That was probably one of the best intros we’ve ever had: Her crying over tripping over her bathmat—while lamenting that she trips over it every day!! Classic!

But the person I miss the most is Tai with her roster system to manage all of her inmate boyfriends, and screaming at Hottie and/or Boston while standing over a body. That woman was born to be a reality TV star.

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Just now, goofygirl said:

Shit, Boob Sling has 5K in a bank account that Mike's gonna use to pay for that RING?? Then, he's gonna replace it REAL FAST before she catches a clue?? WHUT the actual fuck is he talking about?? The shoe biz?? Or... his former career as a drug dealer??  My guess: DRUG DEALER....

He heard there was an opening at the corner of Oak St. and 4th Ave.

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58 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

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I remember reading that book and being like “belts? What? How?”

Oh, gee, I used them. Even after delivery. Tough to deal with at that time.

Now I'll sit my raggedy ol' ass down.

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Just now, goofygirl said:

Shit, Boob Sling has 5K in a bank account that Mike's gonna use to pay for that RING?? Then, he's gonna replace it REAL FAST before she catches a clue?? WHUT the actual fuck is he talking about?? The shoe biz?? Or... his former career as a drug dealer??  My guess: DRUG DEALER....

Yeah, this is weird. No reason he needed to get cash. A cash withdrawal or a card charge sill both show up on statements. He's trying to funnel drug cash into her engagement ring. 

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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This is hilarious. She doesn't care about his wild spending habits, his lies, his disrespect. She cares that he might be talking to "some other bitch". Sigh.

Let her have him!

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59 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Honey, as one from the 50's, they DID!!  It was awful!  I think tampons were finally invented in the late 60's?  What a product!

My mother told me tampons would be uncomfortable for a virgin. I think I was 17 or 18 before my friends convinced me otherwise.

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