Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[candall]

So it has nothing to do with the fact that Justine's pregnant?

 

Mic drop.

[kacesq]

Is that Aris’ daughter? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Guard your muffins!  OG Kam is in the house! Well, on the beach.

[Keywestclubkid]

Stork? Lol lord baby Jesus 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Justine does not need a diamond ring.  A Funyun will do just fine.

D.E.A.D. Died. Gone to heaven. Buy-bye,now.

[OoogleEyes]

A stork who looks like a pelican. A vary rare find.

[kacesq]

Yes. Be detectives now. AFTER the wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake, Aris' friend, its already too late, your foolish friend has already married this clown. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron just needs one big hit!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cameron just needs one big hit!

Tsk tsk. He needs to look into power washing, that's where the real money is. 

[kacesq]

That’s a pretty beach.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Aris is so beautiful and yet she makes terrible clothing choices.  I mean, it's no pierced titty tee but . . . .

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Is that Aris’ daughter? 

Yes.

[Keywestclubkid]

She’s gonna teach me how to budget 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Aris is so beautiful and yet she makes terrible clothing choices.  I mean, it's no pierced titty tee but . . . .

Her dresses are too small, which makes her look bigger.

[Pepper Mostly]

He. Has. Never. Had. A. Job. 

Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

[Keywestclubkid]

It shouldn’t be that hard to get a job? Ummmmm who’s gonna tell him 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

She’s gonna teach me how to budget 

Budget WHAT? See previous post. No. Job. 

[WaltersHair]

Really not digging the snorkel sunglasses

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

It shouldn’t be that hard to get a job? Ummmmm who’s gonna tell him 

[snerk] Yep, piece of cake for a felon with no work experience.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Really not digging the snorkel sunglasses

Ha. I was thinking of those goggles from high school science class.

[OoogleEyes]

Damn. I want to go to a warm beach right now. It rained all . damn . day . today

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

[snerk] Yep, piece of cake for a felon with no work experience.

But it was only that ONE time lol this dude is beyond immature 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron: Respectively, I only care about one woman.

Me: My head hurts.

[Keywestclubkid]

If chance could lie to me about this … girl WAKE up 

[WaltersHair]

What did women do about their cheaters before smart phones?

[goofygirl]

Respectively, I need MO WINE!!! STAT!

[Ladystardust]

NOO. Do we have to see Shawn AND Chance in underwear tonight. I'm gonna have nightmares.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tsk tsk. He needs to look into power washing, that's where the real money is. 

Casino, my friends!  One lucky spin will do it.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

What did women do about their cheaters before smart phones?

Cheaters 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

What did women do about their cheaters before smart phones?

They went on Maury or Cheaters.

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Cheaters 

Jinx! lol

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

If chance could lie to me about this … girl WAKE up 

Right? My god the red flags have been flapping in the breeze with mad abandon. 

[goofygirl]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

What did women do about their cheaters before smart phones?

Flip phone.  Beforethat, who knows?? LETTERS?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Casino, my friends!  One lucky spin will do it.

Maybe he should look into rapping. I hear one big hit is all you need. 

[sempervivum]

Oooo! It's the big Chance/TayLER blowup scene coming up! 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

What did women do about their cheaters before smart phones?

All kinds of fun stuff. I understand it was more labor intensive, like following someone. Not that I would know.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Cheaters 

Cheaters in every room. Cheaters everywheeeeeeeeere.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? My god the red flags have been flapping in the breeze with mad abandon. 

Willfully blind. And stupid. And desperate.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He. Has. Never. Had. A. Job. 

Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

He was a very successful hustler. He only got caught one time! Okay, I don’t know how you put your drug-dealing gangster career on a resume. Direct consumer sales? Managed a sales region (corner downtown) while increasing my customer base? 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

He was a very successful hustler. He only got caught one time! Okay, I don’t know how you put your drug-dealing gangster career on a resume. Direct consumer sales? Managed a sales region (corner downtown) while increasing my customer base? 

Good In high pressure situations… good people skills .. problem solver and excellent money management 

Edited March 18, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Eldemarge]

Purity ring.  I will now vomit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A purity ring? Sharp is just fucking with us now.

[Keywestclubkid]

Purity ring? 

[Gobi]

"So, remember, no sex until you're 14 little miss."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bingo. I have bingo. Lindsey just said the magic words: My daughter is the most important thing to me.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

What did women do about their cheaters before smart phones?

There was always the phone calls, the hangups when a woman answered, or the cheater saying "I thought I told you never to call me here". Its not too hard to winkle it out. 

[Keywestclubkid]

She lost her childhood already lady.. she had to grow up with your fuck ups 

[goofygirl]

• Interesting.... Lindsey's asking her 13 yr old daughter if she has a boyfriend....  But, she got pregnant with said daughter when she was 14... so, there's THAT.
• Weird.

[Empress1]

Does this kid still live with her grandma?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Does this kid still live with her grandma?

Yup