Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[goofygirl]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm visiting Tennessee for the first time next Friday (will miss you guys!!). Is there anything in the Nashville area I should do/see/eat?

That hot chicken place.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarah thinks that bigger tits will turn Shawn on. She knows nothing.

[kacesq]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I *swear* Michael said he couldn’t leave the state.

I don’t think he can. That’s why Justine moved. But maybe by time the palatial estate in Texas…or Vegas…or Florida…will be built.

Sara’s mom weirds me out.

[Keywestclubkid]

I wanna send her mom some toner ... 

[JenE4]

Wait. What?!? This baby was bald last scene! Am I going crazy?! Did they get this baby a weave to cover up that loaf?

[Pepper Mostly]

TINY LITTLE SARA'S GETTNG A D CUP?? She's heading into Darcey territory. 

You and Anthony never got closure because your trip up the river put a damper on your relationship, remember?

[LEILANI2]

This mom is rough looking. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is Sarah’s mother’s face melting?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

This mom is rough looking. 

rode hard and put away wet ..... 

[goofygirl]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Sarah’s mother’s face melting?

Yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Sarah’s mother’s face melting?

Further, is she drunk? Her speech is pretty slurry.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

This mom is rough looking. 

She looks like she’s had a rough life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh goody, we're back to the Battle of the Parking Lot. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

She looks like she’s had a rough life.

life was a banquet and she lived damnit she LIVED 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uh oh. There goes the weave.

[Ladystardust]

How many episodes are we going to drag this fight out?

[Empress1]

Is Elizabeth not wearing underwear?!

[Ladystardust]

I keep looking in the background for some poor elderly person just trying to take a stroll through the park.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Uh oh. There goes the weave.

"Bitch, I'll snatch you bald!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

Sarah is doing this for the wrong reasons...it's NOT for Abby.  Sarah is bored with Shawn and wants to start something with Anthony.  

[candall]

We have a couple of weave casualties.

[WaltersHair]

THONGS. My eyes

[Keywestclubkid]

at least she didn't ruin her pretty pink coat 

[kacesq]

We did what was appropriate…

fighting in a parking lot. 
 

congrats, everyone. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Blurred buns on full display!  And I am not talking about muffins!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I keep looking in the background for some poor elderly person just trying to take a stroll through the park.

If they're wearing hot pink Uggs, that's me!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, candall said:

We have a couple of weave casualties.

Tumble weaves

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

We have a couple of weave casualties.

"WEAVE DOWN!"

[LEILANI2]

Jerry Springer meets Life After Lockup.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"WEAVE DOWN!"

But what about the nails????

[Empress1]

Well, damn. Muppet fur, flying weaves, and ass cheeks. Happy Friday!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Uh oh. There goes the weave.

The weaves are always the first to suffer.

[candall]

Before the board snaps shut, I need to know how Empress' Tinder date went!

I live vicariously through my LAL pals.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

But what about the nails????

We'll have to wait till next week to discover their fate. Cliffhanger!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Not interested in the sneak preview, so I’m going to call it a night. Have a good weekend, you all, and play safe. Hugs all around.

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

The weaves are always the first to suffer.

No one brought Vaseline? Amateurs.

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!  I think I've seen everything now.  Derek's sister is wearing a ninja mask, a top with no pants and a thong.  Put the neon pink rabbit coat back on!

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Tumble weaves

D.E.A.D.  Died. Gone.  Saved it for the very end of this mess!!

BUT... it sure was a hoot!!  Hope y'all have an awesome weekend!

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Before the board snaps shut, I need to know how Empress' Tinder date went!

I live vicariously through my LAL pals.

Not Tinder, I hate Tinder. Bumble. It was fine - no chemistry but not actively unpleasant. Nice guy but no there there. I have another next week!

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

We'll have to wait till next week to discover their fate. Cliffhanger!

I can tell you right now, the nails are in the WEAVES 🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night, bunkies! You were all on FIRE tonight and I am weak with laughter. Have a fantastic weekend and hope to see some of you on Sunday for 90 Day. I love you all, MWAH!

Edited March 11, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Empress1]

Gonna try all your cold remedies! Good night!

[Gobi]

Oh what a tangled weave we pull!

Till next time. I have to go buy a loaf of bread, hope my four credit cards are enough to pay for it.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Well, damn. Muppet fur, flying weaves, and ass cheeks. Happy Friday!

Our Friday night expectations have been met and exceeded.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Not Tinder, I hate Tinder. Bumble. It was fine - no chemistry but not actively unpleasant. Nice guy but no there there. I have another next week!

We'll be here!

[Eldemarge]

I'm not religious but the line "I gotta look sexy for Jesus" kind of offends me.  I'm not watching this Gospel show! No Ma'am!

Good night, all!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Night, Bunkies!  I'll see you in a couple of weeks.  Try to stay out of solitary until then...and no prison riots!

[Floatingbison]

Happy trails, bunkies. . .

tum, tum, tumbling tumbleweaves

Edited March 11, 2023 by Floatingbison

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Whew!  That was a night of great boredom (Sara and Shawn) and great drama (the parking lot fight between a half-naked skinned muppet ninja and Monique and her sisters).  So much shrieking.  So many weaves to the wind.  

Until next week, get your weaves sewn down, buy some extra strong lash glue, and consider purchasing underwear that covers your entire ass.  It's a good thing.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E04: No Money, More Problems

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Chance makes a shocking confession; Tayler's discovery leads to an explosive blowup; Derek is torn between Monique and his sisters; Shawn tries to heat things up, but Sara keeps a secret; Blaine's past jeopardizes his future with Lindsey.

Original air date 2023.03.17