Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[candall]

Wait!  Sarah has modulated her own hair!  She's no longer neon fuschia.

Good call.

 

She's doing top?  I was sure vaginal rejuvenation was trending.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

shes got that ex that is in rehab to fall back on 

That Sarah, she sure can pick 'em!

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I have pretty much all new clothes since I've retired. All hard pants are gone, I live in leggings and super cute tops/dresses I get from eshakti.com. AND I use tons of nifty Korean skin care products. I may be an elderly neighbor but I am leaning into my quirky old lady-ness. 

I aspire to be like you when I'm older @Pepper Mostly!

[LEILANI2]

Sarah must be planning an O.F.

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

She needs to keep her daughter away from this methhead till she knows he is gonna stay clean ... LORD why do none of these people think of their children 

What do you mean? Why, their kids are the most important things in their life. Just ask them.

[OoogleEyes]

This sister drama is just dumb 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No wonder she thought that Shawn was a catch in comparison.

[goofygirl]

I think Shawn & Anthony sorta resemble one another.  Maybe it's just that blank look they both have?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Oh to be young and have options.

Rock and a hard place. Fresh out rehab meth head and Shawn.  I'll take a sharp stick in the eye over either of them.

[LEILANI2]

Is that male doctor acting creepy or just me?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

As bad as Shawn is, he has to be better than this loser.

I do not want to envision a world where Shawn is a better option than ANYONE. 

[Empress1]

A former coworker had a tummy tuck because her stomach skin didn’t snap back after her kid was born and as she put it, “she’s 15 so clearly my skin’s not going anywhere without surgical intervention.” She had no regrets. I’m not mad at Sarah for wanting a boob job, although I do wonder how she’s paying for it.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I do not want to envision a world where Shawn is a better option than ANYONE. 

Not even Belial?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

Not even Belial?

Sean or Chance? 

[OoogleEyes]

Are we all not staying ahead of our eczema speciliis?

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Floatingbison, i guess Mrs. FB is getting ready for the Mama June premiere.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I think Shawn & Anthony sorta resemble one another.  Maybe it's just that blank look they both have?

The synapses struggling to connect over a vast, empty expanse within their heads. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I do not want to envision a world where Shawn is a better option than ANYONE. 

Yeah, it’s rough out there (though I’m actually enjoying dating right now) but I’d rather be single than with Shawn. I don’t mind being single - I enjoy my own company.

[Keywestclubkid]

Shrimp Scampi LOL

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Wait!  Sarah has modulated her own hair!  She's no longer neon fuschia.

Good call.

 

She's doing top?  I was sure vaginal rejuvenation was trending.

 

That's next. Along with anal bleaching. 

Wasn't it Gabby who got the rejuva-vag? 

[Keywestclubkid]

a fancy dinner? 

[Empress1]

Tayler, there’s pizza on the table. The dinner’s not that fancy.

[kacesq]

Is Ethan wearing eyeliner?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I aspire to be like you when I'm older @Pepper Mostly!

I adore you beyond all reason!

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer, so many red flags. Even a blind person can see them.

[OoogleEyes]

Chance is 42 years old. 

Really. 42. 

This is frightening 

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG bullshit just coming out 

[kacesq]

Oh Tayler….it’s not cute. Can you just buy a clue or something?

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Chance is 42 years old. 

Really. 42. 

This is frightening 

He looks older, to me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ethan has to pay the bill in 3…2…1

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Sean or Chance? 

Oh god. This makes my head hurt. 

[kacesq]

He doesn’t have enough money on his cards - plural - for dinner?????

[Gobi]

"We're naming him Mason, middle name Jar."

[goofygirl]

Oh SHIT!  THREE CREDIT CARDS TO PAY FOR THE FANCY DINNER????  Wowza.

[Keywestclubkid]

how much do you have on your card? how much was that shrimp Scampi?

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh god. This makes my head hurt. 

Make your choice lol 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

He doesn’t have enough money on his cards - plural - for dinner?????

Tens of dollars on each card. They had to scrape together a hundred bucks. Yikes.

[Gobi]

Attack of the Killer Muppet!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Credit card bingo!

[Keywestclubkid]

 

Just now, Empress1 said:

Tens of dollars on each card. They had to scrape together a hundred bucks. Yikes.

time to open a new one 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rule #1 in the Auntie Anxiety Economic Program: Do not spend money that you don’t have.

[Empress1]

I see blurred nipples!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"We're naming him Mason, middle name Jar."

Have you been in my jelly jar basement?

[JenE4]

We found the names on personalized blankets!! Chance pretends (lies!!) he has two different great-great-great-great grandfathers named Mason and Carter.

Well, this dinner is a three-carder! I guess it’s pretty fancy after all…$30 on this one…

[Keywestclubkid]

why does she look like a god damn easter egg 

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Floatingbison, i guess Mrs. FB is getting ready for the Mama June premiere.

Yes she is!  She's pumped!

[Gobi]

Cat Fight at the OK Corral.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

why does she look like a god damn easter egg 

A Monster Peep gone horribly wrong

[Eldemarge]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Chance is 42 years old. 

Really. 42. 

This is frightening 

WHAT???

[Empress1]

And blurred ass cheeks!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve tuned these fights out because I cannot I understand anything they say. Too much bleeping and screaming.