Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

The Lindsey School of Bad Acting

[goofygirl]

I'm here for it!  I don't have 15K to pay the lawyer but I do have on some wicked lip gloss!!  And if I could have gotten to the Dollar store, I'd have bought some of those fine eyelashes these bitches wear!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey crying? Yeah, I don’t buy it. Sociopaths don’t cry.

[OoogleEyes]

$15K!

All of these people belong in the Worst Actors Hall of Fame 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

50k for a stripmall lawyer?? 

Fifteen.

[Keywestclubkid]

I know she aint making weight jokes... stop it 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Lindsey ummmm doesn't she still have outstanding warrants? didn't her lawyer last time tell her she would be going away for YEARS ... did she take care of that? 

She has charges, bruh!

The "attorney" and Lindsey are ready for their closeup.  I hope the Emmy voters are watching. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek thought they were on a break.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Fifteen.

lol that seems a little bit closer to reality thank you

[goofygirl]

Derek already cheated on Monique?  That sure didn't take long.  I guess Monique's gonna forgive his ass though, cause who ELSE would she spend her $$ on if not Derek?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Geez!  Who knew the hidden power of candles?  Charm the mother-in-law.....forgive the cheating boyfriend....

[Eldemarge]

I got some very nice candles for Valentine's Day but this man wasn't boning anyone else and trying to apologize, so it hit differently.

[Empress1]

Hearing Monique make excuses for Derek is really depressing.

[Keywestclubkid]

ooh yes he loves you girl thats why he stuck his penis in someone else cause he LOVES you so much 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Geez!  Who knew the hidden power of candles?  Charm the mother-in-law.....forgive the cheating boyfriend....

Looks like "Gives a gift of candles" needs a Bingo square!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek is going to be faithful from now on. Sounds good to me.🤷‍♀️

[Maybeitsme]

Blaine and Lindsey

Magnets and Metal 

Tag team felons 

Friends forever,  but I can't trust ya.

You lied

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

ooh yes he loves you girl thats why he stuck his penis in someone else cause he LOVES you so much 

He only did it because she reminded him of Monique.

[WaltersHair]

The audience needs to be on a break with these two.

[JenE4]

Derek slept with another girl and can get off the hook with one candle and some flowers? That weepy jewelry sales lady and her beau (it’s been a week and I blocked out their names already) needed three candles as a hostess gift for his own mother.

[Keywestclubkid]

well good thing you aint dating her then... what does your preference have to do with someone else's relationship 

[Empress1]

I’m stretching post workout and when Derek’s sister said she didn’t like relationships where the man is shorter than the woman, I cracked up and almost fell over. These people trying to kill me!

[Pepper Mostly]

"I can't wait" says Monique. Her tone says "You owe me $20"

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Derek thought they were on a break.

Of course he did.

Monique said he was confused 😕 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Blaine and Lindsey

Magnets and Metal 

Tag team felons 

Friends forever,  but I can't trust ya.

You lied

It’s sort of like a haiku. With more syllables.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yikes, that outfit on Monique's--sister? friend? is a bold choice.

[Gobi]

I suspect that Amber may be done.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh sweet baby cheeses. Another secret! I am fucking SHOCKED I tell ya, SHOCKED 

[Keywestclubkid]

well that was A LOT

[candall]

Derek:  "I din' feel like we was in a relationship."

Monique:  "He was confused."

 

He's a lying POS and she's delusional.

 

But I try not to judge.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Derek:  "I din' feel like we was in a relationship."

Monique:  "He was confused."

 

He's a lying POS and she's delusional.

 

But I try not to judge.

Oh, judge. Judged like you've never judged before, in a lifetime of judging. These twerps deserve nothing but our scorn.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

The audience needs to be on a break with these two.

I wasn't sure which two you were referring to, but then again, it could apply to all of these loons.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

ooh yes he loves you girl thats why he stuck his penis in someone else cause he LOVES you so much 

I always express my love by having sex with other people.  I also allow my family to make cruel jokes at my partner's expense.  Isn't that what everyone does?

FFS Monique has a secret. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, has everyone had a good week? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Remember the good old days when medications weren’t advertised on tv and doctors were getting junkets and other swag to prescribe the drugs to his/her patients? 

[goofygirl]

They'rre "REBUILDING"!!! Oh shit. Monique has a secret!!! Dadada.....

Uh oh, Puppy's gonna bite her boytoy!  She's getting tiresome to me.  Just like old Marcellino and whatsherface.  I'm just too pooped to care about them anymore.  Just give them an office job at TLC and start making those 401k contributions. Yuk.

How long is it gonna be before Shawn has ANOTHER felonious female pregnant?  Now? Two days from the last time the camera was on him?  Boring.  All the guy has going for him is his sperm motility. The. End.

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I’m stretching post workout and when Derek’s sister said she didn’t like relationships where the man is shorter than the woman, I cracked up and almost fell over. These people trying to kill me!

I did my water fitness today in a hail storm!  It was crazy!

[Gobi]

Derek was upset by David Crosby's death; so, since he couldn't be with the one he loved, he loved the one he was with, in David's honor.

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I’m stretching post workout and when Derek’s sister said she didn’t like relationships where the man is shorter than the woman, I cracked up and almost fell over. These people trying to kill me!

One of the sisters is quite tall, so is she going to be able to find super tall partners or is her sister going to diss her partners, too?

[Keywestclubkid]

Justine she wants you to take care of the kids you have now 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Derek was upset by David Crosby's death; so, since he couldn't be with the one he loved, he loved the one he was with, in David's honor.

So he WAS confused! That was Stephen Stills. Silly Derek!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike decides that prison wasn’t so bad after all.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I’m stretching post workout and when Derek’s sister said she didn’t like relationships where the man is shorter than the woman, I cracked up and almost fell over. These people trying to kill me!

Don't hurt yourself! They're not worth it.  <- Something I say to myself every Saturday morning after a Friday night cocktail hangover. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Kids are not being nice to my son, so we're teaching him how to break someone's trachea with one kick"

Edited February 25, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek is quite short.  If he can only date women shorter than him, his dating pool is very shallow. 

[WaltersHair]

Is Justine the one that got her hooha bleached?

[Gobi]

Mike got shanked in the dick?!

[kacesq]

I see Justine is her usual smug self. She’s so accomplished.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Stabbed in the penis????  Now that is severe.  Don't do time, kids.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Is Justine the one that got her hooha bleached?

Naw, that was Gabby. 

You know, Michael, you don't need to be so graphic about, um, WHERE EXACTLY you were stabbed. Jesus!