Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Has everyone had a good week? Today is Friday so I am blissfully tucked up in my pillow nest in my freshly made bed. Good times. 

The best time of the week! It's Clean Sheet Friday at @OoogleEyes!

[Pepper Mostly]

What is Elizabeth wearing? Is she a Muppet?

[Floatingbison]

Is anyone smuggling muffins tonight? or is that a 90 Day thing?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Derek's sisters are dressed up for their tv spot...

[Keywestclubkid]

what are these fucking outfits these girls wear? like do they not own a tee shirt and jeans?? 

[kacesq]

Derek’s sisters who’ve been on screen all the damn time are actually bitching about Monique’s sisters making an appearance? Alrighty.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I need to buy a pink furry coat!  So practical.

I actually own a pink coat, but its not fluffy. I adore shocking pink, I just bought shocking pink Uggs and get compliments on them everywhere I go. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Puppy would be very effective in an ASPCA ad.  She is the saddest puppy ever.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Bold fashion choice with that pink whatever it is.

Maybe she's going to the MET Gala. I heard the Kardashians need a stand in.

[Ladystardust]

Are the sisters smoking weed or cigarettes? If it's weed, can you imagine how they are NOT high?? Jesus. They need a different strain or something.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I have never heard that someone invited their sisters and assumed it is so we can fight.  I have lived a sheltered life.

[SemiCharmedLife]

How many hot pink bunnies died to make that "look?"

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

How many hot pink bunnies died to make that "look?"

too many 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Anyone remember the Puppy Uppers and Doggie Downs sketch from SNL. We have the singularity

The Yoga YouTube channel we have all needed

[Keywestclubkid]

Wait this episode is an hour and a half? why do I suddenly feel that is extremely long LOL

Edited March 11, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Wait this episode is an hour and a half? 

My tv says 1:48. I'm guessing the last 18 minutes is a preview for something.

[Gobi]

Maybe its Halloween and she's dressed as a Hostess pink snowball cake.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

My tv says 1:48. I'm guessing the last 18 minutes is a preview for something.

it just suddenly seemed like a really long time for some reason LOL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Maybe its Halloween and she's dressed as a Hostess pink snowball cake.

Or a piece of chewed bubble gum. Hard to know for sure.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Gobi said:

Maybe its Halloween and she's dressed as a Hostess pink snowball cake.

WHERE are the Twinkies/ Zombieland reference

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer is another one who should cut her losses. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Is anyone smuggling muffins tonight? or is that a 90 Day thing?

Muffin smuggling is a Love After Lockup thing. Like Gucci pants, million dollar recording deals, pregnancy tests, and giraffe lashes. Oh, and secrets.

[Keywestclubkid]

God I just want to shake Taylor and be like Leave this loser alone 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Bold fashion choice with that pink whatever it is.

Muppet skin.  It's designer.  (I secretly love it).

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Are the sisters smoking weed or cigarettes? If it's weed, can you imagine how they are NOT high?? Jesus. They need a different strain or something.

Get them some hardcore indica stat.  Or maybe someone with a tranquilizer gun can take them down.

[Keywestclubkid]

like he cuts her down in just random conversations ... like red flag girl ... 

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Chance is getting another credit card to buy a plane ticket, right? 

[JenE4]

Derek and his sister going to see Monique 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh BITCH you dont have a say so? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer, how do you like this preview of your future? I’d rather spend time in the circles of hell.

Edited March 11, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, Chance is getting another credit card to buy a plane ticket, right? 

Maybe Mr. Moneybags should just charter a private jet for his son...

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, NOW TayLER is starting to question? She's sweet, but stoopid.

[Keywestclubkid]

and where did that lead you chance doing your life that way OH YEA PRISON 

[Pepper Mostly]

Note to self: Include a "father figure" square on the next LAL Bingo card. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I guess it’s fair to say that the honeymoon is over?

[candall]

I'm refreshed from my pre-LAL disco nap.  Everyone strapped in?  It's a long one!

[kacesq]

sarah looks exactly the same after a night’s rest as she did the previous day, mmhmm, no staged scenes, nope.

[Keywestclubkid]

Her voice at this point is like getting under my skin 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m 100% certain that Shawn is going to change. Guaranteed!

[Pepper Mostly]

Heaven help me, I'm going to hell, but that is one very unfortunate looking baby.

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

sarah looks exactly the same after a night’s rest as she did the previous day, mmhmm, no staged scenes, nope.

Full makeup. NOPE.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Muffin smuggling is a Love After Lockup thing. Like Gucci pants, million dollar recording deals, pregnancy tests, and giraffe lashes. Oh, and secrets.

Ovulatin', catching charges, not comprehending how people get pregnant, short men, pony-tailed attorneys who are ready for their closeup, men who forget how many kids they have, women who forget to mention that they have many kids, extremely unfortunate clothing choices . . . . 

[LEILANI2]

We're 3 episodes in and not Brittany and Marcelino yet, please keep it that way.

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

sarah looks exactly the same after a night’s rest as she did the previous day, mmhmm, no staged scenes, nope.

I know I always put my eyelashes on before getting my coffee.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Heaven help me, I'm going to hell, but that is one very unfortunate looking baby.

I was just thinking “she looks like Shawn.”

[kacesq]

Is Sara’s daughter with her mom?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Heaven help me, I'm going to hell, but that is one very unfortunate looking baby.

Cue the Seinfeld clip…..

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m 100% certain that Shawn is going to change. Guaranteed!

Oh Auntie, you are such a Pollyanna! I love your cockeyed optimism.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Heaven help me, I'm going to hell, but that is one very unfortunate looking baby.

bless its heart 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Heaven help me, I'm going to hell, but that is one very unfortunate looking baby.

Looks like Shawn. 

[LEILANI2]

Shawn is the only man I've ever seen who doesn't look cute holding a baby.