Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Aw, Production pulled out all the stops for Aris and OG Kam.

[Eldemarge]

The Producers did that for you, girl.  NOT your felon husband.  Not in a million years.

[Keywestclubkid]

wouldn't you be asking how you paid for all this?? 

[Gobi]

Tomahawk steak! Big Mike is jealous!

[kacesq]

I suspect Cameron will be back in jail in short order. And I do think he loves her.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron never earned a cent legally. That’s my guess.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Man, I miss my dad. Every single day.

Me too.  My Dad passed away in 1982 but I still think about him all the time.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This is so romantic! What the fuck? What the fuck?

keep it classy, Aris!

How about the "chef" who mumbles about how "this menu was made special for you guys". Swellegant!

[kacesq]

Tayler has the most annoying voice.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wouldn't you be asking how you paid for all this?? 

She knows. Believe me, she knows. She may not think she knows. But in her heart of hearts she does. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

TayLer, you wanted this. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Tayler and Chance make me immediately sad.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She knows. Believe me, she knows. She may not think she knows. But in her heart of hearts she does. 

5¢ mustache rides?

[JenE4]

Chef Anthony is stuck holding Aris’s purse. Maybe this is why Cameron insisted he would help hold her purse while blindfolding her—hand over the wallet to the chef.

He left the criminal activity back in Ohio. Yeah, the dope tried to bring a suitcase full of pot on the airplane and got tased.

[Keywestclubkid]

GIRL .... RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG ... Get away from this man 

[Empress1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Me too.  My Dad passed away in 1982 but I still think about him all the time.

I lost mine in 2020 (not COVID). Truly, I think of him daily. I’m wearing his old fleece right now. (I gave it to him so in a way it was mine already.) 

[goofygirl]

TayLER, that phone call was the credit card company or the truck repo guy. Pick one.

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance spends $300 on a game. Meanwhile I bet TayLER's kids' shoes have holes in them. 

[LEILANI2]

Usually I think it's a good idea to keep children off the screen but in Chance's case I want to see the girls to make sure they're doing ok.

[candall]

This "24 karat gold tomahawk steak" trend is so ridiculous it rounds the bend and hits obscene.  The chef is laughing at you so hard, there's probably phlegm 'twixt meat and metal.

Edited March 4, 2023 by candall

[OoogleEyes]

All I can say is "Oh my sweet Summer Child"

[Empress1]

$300 on Coinmaster?!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, candall said:

This "24 karat gold tomahawk steak" trend is so ridiculous it rounds the bend and hits obscene.  The chef is laughing at you so hard, there's probably phlegm between meat and metal.

One of the charter guests on Below Deck recently requested a 24 k encrusted steak.  It's asinine.  

[Empress1]

I like this friend. She’s no nonsense and seems to hate Chance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t even know what Coin Master is. Spending $300 on anything that isn’t absolutely necessary is just plain stupid for them.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Chef Anthony is stuck holding Aris’s purse. Maybe this is why Cameron insisted he would help hold her purse while blindfolding her—hand over the wallet to the chef.

He left the criminal activity back in Ohio. Yeah, the dope tried to bring a suitcase full of pot on the airplane and got tased.

Maybe Cam is doing porn or something to earn money.  That would be within his wheelhouse.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go with the sexy muffin talk! 

[OoogleEyes]

MUFFINS!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron earns his money by being a couples therapist. 

[JenE4]

What time is it?!? Muffin time, baby!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cameron earns his money by being a couples therapist. 

Bingo!!!

[OoogleEyes]

I never thought that it would become reality 

Muffin Time 

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man? He lives on Drury Lane.🎶

[SemiCharmedLife]

Between Cam's special menu and the commercials, I'm getting hungry!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Maybe Cam is doing porn or something to earn money.  That would be within his wheelhouse.

No judgment on sex work, but I 100% would not want to watch Cameron have sex.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cameron earns his money by being a couples therapist. 

Life After Lockup is just his side-gig?

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

🎶Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man? He lives on Drury Lane.🎶

you're a monster! 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Life After Lockup is just his side-gig?

He figures the exposure will increase the number of followers on his Tik Tok. #muffinlove

Edited March 4, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Keywestclubkid]

this house looks condemned ... I think burning it down would be a good idea 

[kacesq]

Oh look…a miraculous resolution to his legal troubles…

3 years of house arrest? How does that even work?

[Pepper Mostly]

Blaine kills me. I am lying here in bed giggling helplessly.

[Empress1]

Three years of house arrest in that place? Y’all know what I’m thinking.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh look…a miraculous resolution to his legal troubles…

3 years of house arrest? How does that even work?

Living in that "house" would be a damn sight worse than prison.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Blaine really is a Rhodes Scholar, isn’t he? Such an impressive lad.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, kacesq said:

Oh look…a miraculous resolution to his legal troubles…

3 years of house arrest? How does that even work?

like how she has all those charges she never took care of yet remains out of jail .... something is off 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

this house looks condemned ... I think burning it down would be a good idea 

Their trailer is about as stable as their relationship. It's fitting.

[kacesq]

Is Lindsay on probation? Cause I’m wondering if someone on house arrest can live with someone on parole? 

[Empress1]

Does house arrest mean you can’t leave the house at all or is it an ankle monitor situation where you can leave but not far?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Is Lindsay on probation? Cause I’m wondering if someone on house arrest can live with someone on parole? 

Isn't Lindsay perpetually on probation? 

[candall]

Ponytail turned out to be a legal GENIUS!!  I did not see that coming.